Chapter 699 "Bi Bi"
The old man stroked his beard and looked at Bi Yuntao who was talking arrogantly in front of him. His good impression of him just now faded a bit. This person has some cleverness and intelligence, but he is too arrogant and arrogant. It is a good thing that he is young and frivolous. It is said that good steel is easy to break. If you don't know how to restrain it, trouble will happen sooner or later.
But Bi Yuntao was a little crazy, but the homonymous text he said made him itchy, and he really wanted to see what kind of homonymous text it was.
"Old sir, what do you think?" Seeing the old man's silence, Bi Yuntao urged, "If you don't express your opinion, I will take this "West Lake Misty Rain Picture" to ask for the reward from Madam."
"Hahaha." The old man laughed a few times and then said: "I said, little brother, you will come up with the questions. Of course, this rule is also yours. I wonder if everyone present has any objections?" The old man said Looking around at all the talented people.
"Since the old gentleman has agreed, the young man will all follow the old gentleman's words and abide by this young man's rules." The talented man also knew that if he wanted to get the painting, the old man still had to have the final say. Seeing that the old man didn't have any objections, he had no choice but to second the proposal.
"So, little brother, please tell me what your homophones are like." The old man stroked his beard with satisfaction and smiled at Bi Yuntao: "I am also very curious and want to see what my homophones are like, little brother. of."
"That kid has made a fool of himself." Bi Yuntao saluted with clasped fists, looking at the talented man who accused him with a look of disdain. He sneered in his heart. If you dare to accuse me of being opportunistic, I will tell you right now that you don't even have the ability to be opportunistic.
In the past, only talented people tested others, but today it's the other way around. Bi Yuntao smiled mysteriously and said a little apologetically: "Boy, my handwriting is ugly, so I won't show off my ugliness. My wife will do the calligraphy for me. Please wait a moment. I just happened to take advantage of my wife's writing time. You guys watch and think."
In front of so many people, Xue Ruyue's face turned red, and she didn't know whether it was from embarrassment or embarrassment.
"Sister Xue, come and help me." Bi Yuntao shyly asked Xue Ruyue for help.
"But..." Xue Ruyue blushed with embarrassment and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "But I haven't read your article. How should I write it?"
"It's okay. I told you to just write." Bi Yuntao said with a smile.
"But..." Xue Ruyue still wanted to refuse, but was forcefully pulled to her seat by Bi Yuntao.
Xue Ruyue still wanted to struggle, but she heard someone in the crowd say: "We don't care which of you two will write it, we only care about the article you said. If you two young couples are arguing like this, we But just treat it like you’ve lost.”
For a moment, the red clouds covered the snow and the moon, and his cheeks were as hot as fire. Now he stopped trying and wanted to shake off Bi Yuntao's hand that grabbed his wrist.
"Sister Xue, they have said so, please stop being coy." Bi Yuntao forcefully pressed Xue Ruyue on the chair and said, "If you delay any longer, we will be defeated without a fight. Not only will we miss out on the second "Misty Rain over the West Lake" painting, but we will also give up the paintings we obtained."
"This... okay!" Xue Ruyue nodded shyly and reluctantly picked up the pen.
"Everyone, wait a moment. The article will be out soon." Bi Yuntao apologized and whispered in Xue Ruyue's ear for a while.
As Xue Ruyue started writing, everyone couldn't help but get a little closer. After a while, a few lines of beautiful small words appeared on the white paper.
"Bi Bi asked his maidservant to compare Bibi, Bibi, Bibi, Bibi, Bibi, must give money to the maidservant to give the bibi, forcing the maidservant to close her nose and die. Bibi, the maidservant, avoided Bibi, Bibi daggered his maidservant, Bibi. shoot."
Throughout the article, a group of Chinese characters with homophones and different shapes are used in a restrictive manner. The so-called syllables are the same but the tones are different.
Everyone was confused after seeing Bi Yuntao's article. The article looked like another tongue twister. But after reading the whole article, although it is a bit convoluted, it is easy to understand.
The whole article is nothing more than talking about a man named Bi who asked the maids at home to see whose jade was more crystal-clear. Mr. Bi was always willful and would not give up. He immediately took out gold beads and coins and asked the maid he loved to hand over the jade. . How could the maid withstand such intimidation? She would stop breathing and fall to the ground dead. Seeing this, the maids all despised and avoided. In a rage, Master Bi used his knife and killed all the maids.
After seeing this article, everyone fell into silence. Bi Yuntao looked around with a smile and saw that the other talented people, including Xue Ruyue and the old man, were all frowning, obviously unable to figure out the way.
"Can anyone write a homonymous essay similar to my "Bi Bi"? There is no limit to the number of words." Bi Yuntao said with a smile. He felt very happy that he had embarrassed these officials. He asked you to recite poems and write poems in pairs. I'm going to let you see what it means today to save you guys from having your eyes raised to the sky all day long, thinking that the earth will stop spinning if it leaves you.
All the officials were speechless. They just said that this person was trying to be clever. Now it's their turn, but they can't even figure out the way to cheat. This book of poetry is really in vain.
Seeing no one answered, Bi Yuntao smiled and said to the old man: "Old sir, since there is no answer, I will collect this second painting of "Mist and Rain in the West Lake"."
The old man said hurriedly: "Wait a minute, please wait a minute, please let me think about it again."
The attitude of this old man is very good. Bi Yuntao thought to himself, this kind of person is truly knowledgeable and knowledgeable. He is humble and courteous, approachable, and has rich experience. Such talent, demeanor, and momentum are incomparable to those bullshit talents like Lu Zhiping. of.
Bi Yuntao smiled slightly and said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, old gentleman, think about it slowly."
Xue Ruyue stepped forward to help him and said: "Just accept it when you see fit. This old gentleman is a kind man. Don't make things difficult for him anymore."
Bi Yuntao shook his head and said seriously: "Sister Xue, you are wrong. I am not embarrassing him, but respecting him."
Xue Ruyue was stunned for a moment, and then she understood a little bit. For someone like this old man, if you ask a question that can stump him, that is the greatest pleasure and gratification for him, and it is also true respect.
Xue Ruyue gave him an angry look and said with a smile: "You are the most sophistical person, so you are right."
Bi Yuntao's heart actually skipped a beat when he saw Xue Ruyue with her pink face and peach cheeks and a smile like a flower. Her figure and appearance were three points better than the peach blossoms in March.
Seeing him staring at her, Xue Ruyue's heart trembled, her cheeks glowed, and she hummed: "What are you looking at? If you look at me again, I'll dig out your eyeballs."
"You have to keep reading even after digging it out." Bi Yuntao said with a smile.
"Discourteous, I have never seen such a bad person like you." Xue Ruyue couldn't stand his gaze, so she quickly took two steps back, turned her head and said softly: "If you continue to be so frivolous, I will ignore you." is you."
Seeing that Sister Xue has a bit of anger on her face, she knows that girls are thin-skinned and cannot tease her all at once. She should accumulate it slowly and tease her a little bit every day, so that her resistance will unknowingly deteriorate until her bottom line is broken.
