Chapter 438: Change of Xiao He’s Attitude 4
Seeing that it was late, Bi Yuntao said, "Xiao He! It's late. If someone sees you showing up in my room late at night, it won't be good for your reputation. Of course, I don't mind if you want to stay." "
"Bah! You are so beautiful!" Xiao He said coquettishly, "I have one last question for you, and I will leave after I ask it."
"Ask your question!" Bi Yuntao said with a smile, "I definitely know everything I know and can tell you everything."
"Who are the Wu Zetian, Liang Hongyu, and Qin Liangyu you just mentioned?" Xiao He asked doubtfully, "Did Wu Zetian really become the female emperor?"
Um... Xiaohe's question immediately stumped Bi Yuntao. Then he remembered that there were no such legendary figures here at all. Even the last dynasty did not turn from prosperity to decline because of the Anshi Rebellion, but because of the king of a country. Tyranny and incompetence led Bi Yuntao's grandfather to rise up.
"Of course it's true." Bi Yuntao nodded. Although it is a bit troublesome to explain, it is not a secret that cannot be told. The lives of these legendary figures are worthy of a lifetime of study.
"Then tell me about Wu Zetian's deeds! How did she become the empress!" Xiao He said with great interest.
I... Bi Yuntao sweated profusely. He was unable to complain, and he felt as if he had caused trouble! If we talk about this, when will we talk about it?
The Legend of Wu Mei Niang has nearly one hundred episodes, and each episode lasts forty-five minutes. If it were told by mouth alone, it would take seventy-five hours without interruption, which means that it would take three days without interruption. Night, this is not enough for people to live.
"Xiao He." Bi Yuntao smiled bitterly and said, "You see it's getting late now, how about waiting until tomorrow? How about we drink tea and eat melon seeds tomorrow day while I tell you?"
Bi Yuntao ran out of tricks and was about to use a procrastination tactic. The worst case would be tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow... In short, he could delay it as long as he could.
"No! Don't think that you deceived me when I was young. I won't do that!" Xiao He held Bi Yuntao's hand tightly and stared at Bi Yuntao with shrewdness in his eyes.
"Are you thinking of running out early tomorrow morning and then coming back in the evening? Then you can push it to the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, until I forget about it and have no interest in talking about it anymore?"
When did Xiaohe become so smart? How did she get the idea of what she was thinking? Bi Yuntao was about to cry but had no tears. It seemed that he couldn't run away today.
"Are you thinking about why I know what you think?" Xiao He seemed to have the magic power to see through people's hearts. He even knew exactly what Bi Yuntao was thinking at this moment.
Before Bi Yuntao could say anything, Xiao He said to himself: "That's not easy. Of course the lady has done this before and I discovered it!" Xiao He looked proud, as if what he was talking about was not his own business. .
Bi Yuntao held his forehead in pain. If he hadn't said what he said today, he would have thought that Xue Ruyue was deliberately retaliating and asked Xiao He to come over and listen to his story.
"You have to talk today whether you want to talk or not. You have to talk. Who made you arouse my curiosity!" Xiaohe doesn't care how ugly Bi Yuntao's face is, she wants to listen to the story today anyway. .
Especially the story of Empress Wu Zetian, what kind of woman can stand out from the men in the world, ascend the throne, and be proud of the world.
"Okay!" Bi Yuntao reluctantly responded.
If there is a Moonlight Box now, he must go back to the past and never say anything about Wu Zetian again. It's good now. After a busy day, I still have to tell stories to Xiao He. What kind of evil did I commit in my previous life?
"Then tell me, I'm listening!" The little girl lay on the table, leaning her head on her hands, watching him tell the story.
There was no way to escape anyway, so Bi Yuntao simply chose to accept his fate, "Ahem! Then you have to listen carefully." Bi Yuntao said sternly: "The three moral emperors and five emperors resonate with the Shang and Zhou Dynasties. The heroes and the five hegemons caused trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period, and they rose and fell in an instant!"
Bi Yuntao opened his mouth to write an opening poem, "Wu Zetian, whose real name is Wu Zhao, was the second daughter of the founding hero of the Tang Dynasty, the warrior Xun..."
Who didn’t have a martial arts dream when they were young? Therefore, Bi Yuntao listened to a lot of books when he was a boy, and sometimes even talked along with the radio. Therefore, his storytelling ability is also very important. When the stories are told, not only are they not boring, but they are also told with relish and some interesting points. , making Xiao He giggle. When the exciting part was mentioned, Xiao He became nervous again, and the performance was lively and colorful.
"If you want to know what happened next time, let's listen to the explanation next time!" Bi Yuntao's voice was hoarse and tired, "Ahem! That's all for today!"
After talking for almost an hour and drinking a full pot of tea, I still felt thirsty. He originally wanted to wait until Xiao He got sleepy and then push her away. Who would have thought that Xiao He was so energetic that he didn't even close his eyelids except blinking. Instead, he was already a little sleepy.
I don’t know what’s going on, but I feel sleepy again just now despite having just slept. Could it be that I’m too tired because I’m busy with experiments?
Xiaohe listened with great interest for a long time. When he saw that he was talking about a wonderful point, he suddenly stopped, making her feel uncomfortable. She pouted and said unhappily: "Keep talking, we are already here." The climax, why did it just stop? It doesn’t go up or down, it’s really annoying!”
"Pfft! Cough cough cough!" Bi Yuntao resisted the urge to squirt and swallowed the tea in his mouth, choking until tears burst out of his eyes.
"What's wrong with you?" Xiao He saw the funny look of him coughing and beating his chest, and his eyes were oozing water in pain, and couldn't help but laugh: "You, you can still choke on a good drink of water, it's really I don’t know what to say to you.”
What can you say? If you hadn't suddenly started racing, how could I have choked? Bi Yuntao kept complaining in his heart, this little girl clearly doesn't have a driver's license at this age, how can she just drive? And the speed of the car was unexpected! If the dashboard hadn't limited her speed to 300 miles per hour, she would have wanted to fly.
"Cough cough cough!" Bi Yuntao finally stopped coughing and said tactfully: "Miss Xiao He, it's really getting late. I also told you a story about Wu Zetian as promised. Shouldn't you go to bed now? Yes? If you want to listen, I will tell you at the same time and at the same place tomorrow."
After being reminded by Bi Yuntao, Xiao He realized that it was really getting late, so he reluctantly stood up and said, "Okay then!"
Xiao He walked a few steps towards the door, suddenly stopped, turned around and threatened Bi Yuntao: "Tomorrow I will come over at the same time today, and you have to continue to tell me. If you dare to break the contract, I will go find my wife and Miss, report to them that you pulled me into the room at night and did evil to me."
