Chapter 376: I am not a fool, I am mentally retarded!
"Oh my god! Third Master, I'm so exhausted!"
Just like this, in Bi Yuntao's frightened state, a faint red cloud appeared on the horizon, and Third Master He carried Bi Yuntao to the...roof of Miaoxiang Pavilion.
"I didn't expect you to be as thin as a bamboo pole and as heavy as a dead pig."
Third Master He unceremoniously threw Bi Yuntao aside and lay on the roof breathing heavily regardless of his image.
"Ahhhhhh." Bi Yuntao wanted to shout loudly, but his acupoints were tapped and he couldn't make a sound at all. He could only watch as he got closer and closer to the ground.
"Huh?" Fortunately, Mr. He did not completely ignore Bi Yuntao's safety and caught Bi Yuntao in time, so that Bi Yuntao survived and avoided the end of disgrace.
Of course, his appearance is not much better now. His face is covered with dead branches and leaves, and his clothes are in tatters. If he hadn't been so handsome, people would have thought he was a beggar!
"It's neither too early nor too late! It looks like it's just right!" Just when Bi Yuntao was still frightened, Third Master He looked down and looked at the endless stream of young masters arriving after hearing the news. He showed a satisfied look. I am very satisfied with how accurately the time is controlled.
Bi Yuntao lay on the eaves, his eyes widened with shock.
No, just now he said he was afraid of heights! Why did he get better in such a short time?
For a moment, he felt that he was just a fool, no! Worse than a fool! He didn't notice such an obvious lie, he was just stupid.
He can fly in the sky using Qinggong, so how could he be afraid of heights?
The co-author is deliberately trying to tease people! Didn't I just pinch your plump breasts a few times? How about holding a grudge? He is big-chested, round-waisted, and has a fat brain. Unexpectedly, his heart is as thin and small as the tip of a needle.
It is essential to be on guard against others, the ancients will not deceive me! Sure enough, we can't believe what others say, especially the fat man in front of us who talks about running trains. It's still unclear whether he is an enemy or a friend. The only thing we know now is that his purpose is not simple. In addition to the blueprint, he is also deliberately Hiding something.
"Everyone who is supposed to come is here, it's time for us to go down." Mr. He didn't know that his unintentional act caused so many thoughts in Bi Yuntao's mind.
What's the meaning? Bi Yuntao's heart moved slightly. What do you mean, everyone who should come has come? Could it be that there is something fishy here?
Just when Bi Yuntao was thinking wildly, He Sanye turned over and jumped off the roof with Bi Yuntao on his back, landing steadily in an uninhabited corner of the courtyard.
"Hey, hey, brother Bi, don't blame Third Master for being unkind, who made you keep touching Third Master!"
Mr. He put Bi Yuntao down with a smile on his face.
In Bi Yuntao's eyes, Mr. He's smile looked like he had malicious intentions. Bi Yuntao's anus tightened immediately and his eyes were filled with vigilance.
There was no one around, and he couldn't speak, let alone resist. The place where they were now was suitable for people with ulterior motives to do shameful things.
"Gudong!"
This time it was Bi Yuntao's turn to swallow his saliva. Looking at Mr. He who was getting closer and closer to him with a smile on his face, Bi Yuntao was really speechless now, calling the sky and the earth for not responding.
Mr. He doesn't think there is anything wrong with his behavior. You are allowed to pinch my breasts, but you are not allowed to punish you? Even though you are the King of Qi, don't you want to be treated honestly and obediently by me?
"Hey hey hey! Brother Bi, you are so depressed! Third Master, I will release your acupuncture points right now."
Third Master He's fingers flew and he moved quickly on Bi Yuntao's body.
Bi Yuntao's body suddenly became lighter, and he hurriedly swung his stiff limbs, and opened his mouth to fight back reluctantly, but what he didn't expect was that he was still unable to speak.
Bi Yuntao was so angry that he suddenly opened his eyes wide. He reached out angrily and grabbed Mr. He's collar, glaring at Mr. He angrily.
"Hehehehe, brother Bi, don't be angry yet." Third Master He opened Bi Yuntao's hands with a smile, "Third Brother, I naturally have my own motives for doing this."
"Humph!" Bi Yuntao snorted silently and threw away Mr. He's hand. The anger on his face was not gone, and he threw his head angrily.
"Hey hey hey!" Seeing Bi Yuntao like this, Mr. He also knew that what he did today had offended Bi Yuntao, but he did have something to ask of Bi Yuntao, so he had to apologize again and again.
"Brother Bi, it was Third Brother that I was wrong. I shouldn't have treated you rudely. After all, I have a lot of brothers. For the sake of the two hundred thousand taels, I will forgive Third Brother this time!"
"Humph!" Bi Yuntao still tilted his head and ignored him.
"Hey hey hey!" Mr. He also knew that Bi Yuntao had really been offended this time, so he quickly smiled and said, "Oh! Brother Bi, don't be so petty! As the saying goes, a loss is a blessing. If you suffer more, right? You’re good for it.”
"Third brother promises you that as long as you can help third brother win the top spot this time and win the favor of the oiran, all the expenses tonight will be accounted for by third brother."
Um? This made Bi Yuntao's heart move slightly. He cast a sideways glance at Mr. He, and when he saw the sincerity on his face, his eyes suddenly rolled around.
Since there is an enemy who takes the initiative to treat the guests, how can it be wasted? When the time comes, we will call ten or eight flower girls, but we still have to stop him from crying!
Um! This is a good idea, let’s do it! Don’t worry about whether your waist can bear it or not. Let’s feel better first.
"Uh huh!" Bi Yuntao pointed to his mouth, indicating that he had something to say.
"Hey, hey, brother Bi, do you agree?" Mr. He looked at Bi Yuntao with hope.
"Hmm!" Bi Yuntao nodded affirmatively and pointed to his mouth again, signaling him to hurry up.
"Brother Bi, as long as you agree, Third Brother, I will unlock the acupoints for you right now!"
Seeing that Bi Yuntao agreed, Third Master He stretched out his hand and moved quickly on Bi Yuntao without saying a word.
"Bang!" The moment Bi Yuntao saw Mr. He finishing the acupuncture and preparing to stop his hand, he grabbed Mr. He's hand with quick eyesight and used all his strength to hold it tightly. He gritted his teeth and raised his eyebrows. He regarded Mr. He in front of him as his enemy.
Those who didn't know better thought that he and Third Master He had a grudge against his wife and his father.
Third Master He also didn't expect that Bi Yuntao would suddenly attack him. He wanted to use his strength instantly to shake Bi Yuntao away, but then he thought about it. He was also his future master, and his future glory and wealth would be indispensable for his promotion. He had no choice but to use his energy in his palms silently, using his inner strength to dissolve the negligible force he exerted on his palms.
