Chapter 374: Human Cushion
"Brother He, if you dare to frame me, I will... uh..." Bi Yuntao racked his brains and couldn't think of how to threaten him.
Tell Mr. He about this? But he doesn’t know him either! Besides, for someone as old as Brother He, it seems like it’s not an exaggeration to go to a brothel!
Tell He Yuqing about this? Let her take care of Third Brother He?
When he thought of He Yuqing and her free riding whip, Bi Yuntao trembled with coldness. Unless he is a fool, if he goes to find her, wouldn't he be like a sheep in a tiger's mouth and let her slaughter him?
For a moment, Bi Yuntao was stuck on the spot, thinking about how to threaten Brother He.
Finally, Bi Yuntao finally thought of something that could be used to threaten him, and his face suddenly lit up, but before he could say anything, he heard Master He's exclamation.
"Brother Bi, you can do whatever you want! Save me quickly! I'm going to fall if you don't come!"
"Oh! It's coming!" Bi Yuntao turned around and looked. Sure enough, as Brother He said, the branch that Third Brother He was holding was already crumbling, and he ran over quickly.
"Crack!"
Before Bi Yuntao could reach him, he heard a crisp sound from the branch and it broke instantly.
"Wow!"
Third Master He screamed and closed his eyes in fear.
After a long time, Mr. He opened his eyes tremblingly and looked at the misty space. He had never felt so good standing on the ground.
"Huh?" Mr. He looked at the broken branches above his head. He fell from such a high place. Why didn't he feel any pain? And why is the ground so soft?
Third Master He subconsciously arched his buttocks. Not only was it soft, but it was also quite elastic!
"Fuck! Brother He San, stop moving your butt! Do you know how heavy you are?"
Bi Yuntao's hoarse voice came from under Mr. He.
The weight of Brother He San is simply heavier than the pregnant sow in the cooking class! What's even more irritating is that he lies on top of himself without saying anything, but also twists his butt on his proud chest muscles. Do you know that if others see that kind of posture, it will be misunderstood.
Fortunately, there was no one here except the two of them, otherwise I couldn't explain the strange gestures of the two of them.
"F*ck!" Mr. He also exclaimed, quickly climbed up from Bi Yuntao's body, covered his butt and looked at Bi Yuntao with a horrified look on his face, "Brother Bi, why did you get under my butt?"
"Run away, sister!" Bi Yuntao breathed in the fresh air greedily. If Mr. He got up late, he would be crushed to death by Mr. He's butt.
If word of this spreads back to the capital, and his majestic King Qi is beaten to death by a fat man, where will his face go?
Huh? No, how can you save face even if you are dead?
Even more wrong! How could I curse myself to die!
"Bah, bah, bah! Crow's mouth!" Bi Yuntao spat wildly, "I can't die! There are so many suffering beauties in this world waiting for me to save them from the fire and water!"
"Brother Bi? Brother Bi?" Mr. He shook Bi Yuntao vigorously, but Bi Yuntao still looked dull.
Suddenly, he felt sad, hugged Bi Yuntao sadly, and pressed Bi Yuntao's head tightly between his plump breasts.
"Brother Bi! Third brother, I'm sorry for you!" Mr. He cried bitterly and kept comforting Bi Yuntao with his broad chest. "Third brother didn't expect that his butt is so powerful! He actually made you addicted to it, no matter what. Save people!"
Bi Yuntao was immersed in his own world when his vision suddenly went dark.
Before my head had time to think about what happened, I felt a suffocating feeling in my chest, and my nose was filled with the disgusting smell of sweat and human oil!
"Hurry up and let me go! I'm going to be out of breath!" Bi Yuntao stretched out his hand and pinched his plump chest muscles hard. Unexpectedly, the fat man's hand felt pretty good.
"Ah!" Mr. He screamed, threw Bi Yuntao out from between his chests, and protected his chest in panic, "What are you doing? I'm not a good man!"
"Me! Me! Me!" Bi Yuntao rolled on the ground three times before he stopped, breathing heavily in the air and looking at Mr. He with gritted teeth.
"You make it sound like I'm such a lascivious man!" Bi Yuntao was furious now. He wanted to tear out the fat man's muscles and bones, and light a sky lantern with all the human oil on his body.
It's the butt, and it's the breasts. I have to kill myself before I can give up!
From now on, you must protect yourself when you go out. Unless you have no choice, you will be a fool if you meet He Junyou alone. Maybe when you make him unhappy, he will suffocate you to death.
"Hehehe!" Mr. He looked at Bi Yuntao, who was glaring at him, and smiled shamelessly, "Brother Bi, you are so funny!"
"You're so funny!" Bi Yuntao stood up unhappily, rubbed his sore waist, and limped towards the direction he had just identified with a face in his face.
"Brother Bi, my sister is not funny!" Mr. He quickly caught up and winked at Bi Yuntao and said, "Brother Bi, you have always been my sister, don't you really have a crush on her? "
"If you fall in love with her, I support it with both hands and feet! This way, my He family will be able to calm down a lot!"
Bi Yuntao gave him a cold look and slapped his arm off his shoulders, "You can let me marry her. Give me all the property of your He family!"
"Uh..." Third Master He immediately wilted, and took a few steps away in disgrace, muttering in a low voice, "Your majestic current King of Qi, you have the nerve to ask for the little property of my He family!"
"What are you muttering about?" Bi Yuntao glanced at him sideways.
Although Bi Yuntao looked calm and calm, he broke into a cold sweat in his heart. He seemed to have heard Brother He say "King Qi" just now.
"Hey hey hey! I didn't say anything!" He Sanye noticed that Bi Yuntao seemed to be aware of something, and he quickly shouted, "I just said that you are the future son-in-law of the Xue family. The two of us who have a small business in our He family are just two of us." The combined wealth of the He family is not as good as that of the Xue family. If you have time to worry about the little property of my He family, why not hurry up and help Third Brother get the blueprints."
"Hmph!" Bi Yuntao snorted coldly, "You know best! I can't compliment your sister's character. If you dare to say that you want your sister to marry me again, when I find the blueprint, I will let you use the grain All the family’s property will be exchanged for it.”
At the same time, he breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that he had worried too much. His current false identity was arranged by the emperor himself. The only people who knew about it were him and the emperor. How could he be found out so easily?
