Chapter 262: Introduce your sister to me
Who else could the escaping figure be than Bi Yuntao!
"Bi Yuntao! That person is Bi Yuntao!" Yuan Baohe yelled in hindsight.
Ma Daren almost smiled crookedly, and his grin almost reached to his ears.
I was worried that I couldn't find you, but I didn't expect that you would dare to come over and watch the fun without permission! It’s true that if you don’t follow the right path, there is no door to hell but you break in!
"Gentlemen, the time has come to make contributions! This is money in vain. As long as you complete the tasks ordered by Lord Liu, whether it is money, official positions, women, whatever you want, Lord Liu will satisfy you, and Lord Liu will not treat us badly. ! Now charge with me and capture Bi Yuntao!"
"Ouch!"
Each of these personal guards were like sows in heat, howling excitedly at the top of their lungs, raising their swords and rushing towards Bi Yuntao who had already run away.
Their eyes were glowing green, as if they were looking at a delicate beauty, and they wanted to swoop up immediately, tear Bi Yuntao's clothes to pieces, take off his pants, and devour him alive.
"Mom!" Even though Bi Yuntao was running very fast, he could still feel the malicious eyes of those behind him. He immediately tightened his anus, raised his buttocks and retracted his abdomen, and hurriedly ran forward with all his strength.
"Stop! Don't run! Stop obediently and let me chop you!" Yuan Baohe took the lead, raising a sword that was taller than a man with both hands, and threatened him with words.
"Damn it! Do you really think I'm a fool?! I'm just notorious, but I'm not mentally retarded. Who wouldn't run away when they see the sword in your hand that's taller than a human being?" Bi Yuntao retorted.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Seeing Bi Yuntao not only running fast, but also daring to speak insulting words, Yuan Baohe immediately became furious.
"If you don't stop and let me chop you, then don't blame our brothers and others for being rude!"
Listen, is this human talk?
Among other things, if Bi Yuntao stopped and let him chop him with his sword, it would be enough for him to eat a pot.
Besides, they have a large number of people, how could they be willing to let Yuan Baohe chop himself alone? That would be a waste of any credit.
So they will definitely swarm up, and everyone will try their best to leave some marks on themselves. When the time comes, they will directly chop them into meat paste, and put some flour on it and it can be used as dumpling fillings.
"I haven't seen you being polite now! If you have the guts, you can throw away your swords and fight with me alone! If I lose, I'll let you do whatever you want. When the time comes, I'll frown and I'll take your last name!"
Bi Yuntao said a word without looking back and continued running forward desperately.
"In that case, don't blame me! Hey! Take a golden dart from me!"
Yuan Baohe saw that Bi Yuntao's speed did not slow down, but ran further and further away. The soles of their shoes were almost running and smoking, but they could not catch up with him. Yuan Baohe felt a sudden change in his heart. He took out a dart from his arms and shot it at Bi Yuntao. .
The dart turned into a ghostly shadow in the night, stabbing towards Bi Yuntao with a sharp sound of breaking through the air.
"Ah!" With a shrill scream, Bi Yuntao, who was running forward quickly, felt a pain in his ankle, and the hard ground was getting closer and closer to his handsome face.
"Hahaha! You run! You run again! You run quite fast. There are so many people who can't catch you. You're like a rabbit."
Seeing Bi Yuntao fall to the ground, Yuan Baohe stopped, put his hands on his hips and laughed.
"Ya-ya! How despicable! How dare so many of you use concealed weapons!"
Bi Yuntao was not willing to surrender, so he pulled out a dart and threw it at Yuan Baohe. Then he endured the severe pain in his ankle, dragged his supported foot, and continued to run forward with staggering steps.
"Snapped!"
Ma Daren raised his broad palm and slapped Yuan Baohe on the back of the head with all his strength.
"Ouch! Ma Daren, you must be really sick! Why are you beating me!" Yuan Baohe was in pain, covering the back of his head and glaring at Ma Daren. With just one sentence, he felt that the back of his head had obviously become taller and larger.
"Who asked you to throw darts? You idiot, are you trying to mess things up?"
Ma Daren was very angry. Bi Yuntao was stunned just now. As long as they put down their weapons, he could stop and face them head-on.
Master Liu had specifically told him not to hurt Bi Yuntao's limbs. Fortunately, Yuan Baohe, who was like a fool, not only did not borrow the donkey, but also took out a hidden weapon and hit Bi Yuntao on the ankle. If Mr. Liu knew about this, they would not only not be rewarded, but they would also be punished for it.
Obviously this mission is very easy. You can grasp it with your hands and be sure of it. But now it's better. After being manipulated by this fool, the difficulty has gone up a level.
"Ah?" Yuan Baohe didn't understand for a while, and was still in a state of confusion. His arrogance weakened a bit, and he said uncertainly: "Didn't Lord Liu want us to wait until Bi Yuntao leaves the city to attack him?"
"I'm really..." Ma Daren rubbed his painful forehead and tried hard to stay calm. It wasn't until the anger in his heart subsided a little that he said: "Don't mess around with Zhong Changbo in the future! You should do it anyway." How can someone who is about to become captain be so stupid?"
"Have you forgotten what Mr. Liu told you before he came here? You are not allowed to hurt Bi Yuntao's life, and you must ensure that Bi Yuntao's limbs are intact!"
"Didn't I get sent out by you to keep an eye on me? How the hell did I know Master Liu had ordered such a thing!" Yuan Baohe's sinister voice came out of his mouth.
Yuan Bao gritted his teeth angrily and could only swallow the mute silently.
"Beep beep beep!"
After hearing what Yuan Baohe said, Ma Daren finally remembered that this was indeed the case. He whistled guiltily and avoided looking at Yuan Baohe.
"What are you two talking about? If you don't chase Bi Yuntao, you will really disappear!"
While Ma Daren and Yuan Baohe were talking, Zhong Changbo limped over, covering his crotch with one hand and using his sword as a crutch with the other.
"Oh oh oh! Yes, yes! I have to chase Bi Yuntao quickly! Now that his movement is blocked, we can't let him run away!"
Seeing someone coming to hand him the steps, Ma Daren ran away without saying a word, holding his sword and chasing after Bi Yuntao. In the eyes of everyone, his figure looked like a runaway dog. Extremely embarrassed.
Seeing Zhong Changbo limping over, Yuan Baohe felt weak in his heart. It was obviously Ma Daren who kicked him in the balls, but he avenged his personal revenge and took the opportunity to pour all the dissatisfaction in his heart into that kick. He vented his anger, but luckily he lost his aim in desperation, causing him to miss a few points, otherwise the kick might have blown him away. Let his balls shatter into pieces.
"Haha!" Yuan Baohe also laughed quickly, "Brother Zhong is in charge of the overall situation here. Bi Yuntao is as cunning as a fox. If he comes up with some bad ideas, Ma Daren may be in danger. I have to catch up and help. OK!"
Seeing that Yuan Baohe, a despicable person, had the nerve to fight with him here in a coquettish manner, Zhong Changbo felt a dull pain in his abdomen. The pain was like a broken egg, which made him miserable.
Fortunately, my body's instinctive reaction was still there, and I dodge instinctively. Otherwise, I would have to go to the Clerk of Ceremony to keep company with those eunuchs. Who would be there to soothe the young minds of the girls in Miaochun Pavilion? Who can comfort me for my emptiness and loneliness?
"Yuan Baohe! You kicked me in the crotch. After I finish dealing with Yuntao, I will settle it with you! One! Let's settle it!"
"Brother Zhong, you may have misunderstood. I was also kicked in the crotch by Ma Daren. I originally wanted to kick Ma Daren, but you and Ma Daren were too close, and I didn't see clearly for a moment, so I kicked him wrong. People!"
"Kicked the wrong person?" Zhong Changbo laughed angrily, stretched out his hand and angrily patted his head, which was as bright as a light bulb, and his head made a crackling sound.
"Damn, my head is brighter than the moon! Are you so embarrassed that you kicked the wrong person?!"
"Hey! Hehe!" Yuan Baohe struggled to squeeze out a smile, "Isn't the moon blocked by the trees? There is no moonlight, and your body shape is too similar to Ma Daren's body shape, so I kicked the ball wrong. People!"
"So, the fault is mine?" Zhong Changbo angrily pulled out his sword and put it in front of Yuan Baohe's throat, his eyes cold, "Do you dare to repeat what you just said?"
"Gudong!"
Yuan Baohe stared straight at the sword that was glowing with cold light and pressed against his throat. The biting coldness on the tip of the sword made him swallow hard.
"Brother Zhong, calm down! We are all working under Mr. Liu. We don't look at the monk's face and the Buddha's face. For the sake of the fact that we are all working under Mr. Liu, can you forgive me this time?"
But Zhong Changbo was indifferent. Not only did he not put down the sword, he stretched it forward and pressed the tip of the sword against Yuan Baohe's throat.
"Brother Zhong, Zhong, Zhong, Zhong!" Seeing that Zhong Changbo was serious about coming, his voice began to stutter.
"It's not difficult for me to forgive you! Promise me one thing!"
Seeing Yuan Baohe's voice start to stutter, Zhong Changbo also knew that his goal was achieved, so he stopped pursuing it further.
"I will agree to anything you want!" Yuan Baohe agreed quickly without thinking.
"Then listen carefully!" Zhong Changbo said sadly: "Introduce your sister to me!"
"Okay! Huh? No!"
Yuan Baohe nodded in agreement without even hearing his question clearly. But after he finished, he immediately realized something was wrong and quickly shook his head in rejection.
"I promise you everything except this! I can't sell my sister to survive! Even if you kill me now, I won't agree! I can't push my sister into a pit of fire!"
"Hey! Don't refuse in a hurry!" Zhong Changbo put away his sword, hooked Yuan Baohe's neck, and said seriously: "I just want to get to know your sister, not get engaged to your sister, you are so Why are you so nervous?"
"Besides, what if your sister likes this one!" Zhong Changbo touched his bare head, very confident in his appearance.
"My sister won't like you, a bald ass!" Yuan Baohe curled his lips with a look of disgust on his face, "My sister already has someone she likes, so just give up!"
"It's like your sister is so popular!" Zhong Changbo pushed Yuan Baohe away in disgust, "She's as fat as a pig. She's almost 10 years old and hasn't gotten married yet. She's already an old woman. That's me. For the sake of you and my colleagues, I am willing to save her and Shuihuo. If you don’t thank me, forget it, but you still say evil words! You really treat your kindness like a donkey’s liver and lungs!”
Hearing Zhong Changbo say this, Yuan Baohe also hesitated. They know everything about their family, and their girl knows how to eat, and they don't even have a matchmaker to come to propose marriage. This has made them worry so much in the past few years that they finally appointed her and left her to fend for herself.
Now there happens to be a big grudge who can take over that scourge, which is pretty good. It just happens that there is a lot of food expenses left, so that I can have money to buy some jewelry for my wife to dress up.
"Okay! Once this matter is over, I will introduce my sister to you!"
Yuan Baohe pretended to be reluctant and said: "I only agreed because of your concern for my sister. Don't overthink it."
"Oh! Brother Yuan! Don't worry! When have I ever lied to you?"
With Yuan Baohe's agreement, the tense atmosphere eased, and the two immediately became warm and friendly. The tension of drawing swords at each other was not visible at all. People who didn't know it thought they were brothers!
