Chapter 231: The Third Prince Possessed by the Decadent God
"Hmph! Your Prime Minister's description is so apt, you are such a dog!" The emperor said angrily.
"Hehehehe, I have been a dog for the emperor for half my life. As long as I can become in-laws with the emperor, I will not spend this life anymore. I will be a dog for you in the next life. I will bite whoever you ask me to bite!" Zuo Xiang patted him flatteringly. The emperor's flattery.
As expected, Zuo Xiang had been with the emperor for many years and knew his temper very well. The emperor was somewhat in a mood, but he still said arrogantly, "Huh! Let's forget about it in the next life. I'm annoyed when I see you now! All my good plans were disrupted by your cleverness."
"Hehehehe!" Zuo Xiang smiled sheepishly, "It's all my fault that I didn't think well, but with the emperor's intelligence, he must have thought of a remedy. I wonder if I can tell this old minister to let this extremely stupid old dog Make a small contribution."
"Since you asked, I will tell you the follow-up plan, but you must remember not to tell Ruoxi." The emperor enjoyed the Zuo Xiang's flattery. Not only did he emphasize his intelligence and intelligence, he also put his identity aside. To be so humble, the only one who really knows me is Xuebin!
"Your Majesty, don't worry. I promise not to tell Ruoxi."
"Well, that's very good. Come here!" The emperor was in a happy mood. He waved to Zuo Xiang and whispered in his ear, "This is so, so, so, so! Do you understand?"
"Quack...quack...quack..." At this time, several crows flew over the roof.
The left prime minister, who was full of joy, was stunned as if cold water had been poured on him.
To be honest, he really didn't understand, what does this mean? He had never given up reading in these years, but now that these eight words came to his ears, he really didn't understand the ambiguity conveyed in them.
"I can see from your look that you don't understand. I'll tell you again. This time you have to prick up your ears and listen carefully." The emperor whispered loudly in his ear, "So, so, so, so! This time You should understand by now!"
"Uh..." The corner of Zuo Xiang's mouth kept twitching, but seeing the emperor's hard work holding back his smile, he immediately understood that he was making fun of himself.
So I came up with a plan and sent a fool to the emperor, "Old minister, I understand! I will bear in mind the eight-character mantra of the emperor. I will go to serve the emperor now. I will retire first."
"Ha...cough cough cough cough!" The emperor started laughing when he heard Zuo Xiang speak. But when he heard Zuo Xiang's answer clearly, his laughter suddenly got stuck in his throat, and he coughed violently and painfully. He thumped his chest before swallowing the phlegm stuck in his throat.
The phlegm was stuck in his throat and he almost choked to death.
Is this clear? I don’t even understand what happened to me! How did you understand?
"Wait a minute, I'm not done yet." After finally stopping his coughing, the emperor quickly called to the left prime minister who was already at the door.
He rearranged his slightly messy clothes and showed a smile, which was slightly embarrassing, "Xuebin! Do you really understand?"
"This is natural!" Zuo Xiang turned around and nodded confidently.
"Then what do you mean?" The smile on the emperor's face gradually stiffened, and his smile was even uglier than crying.
"Your Majesty's eight-character mantra can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words. There are not many veterans here. Let's go ahead and arrange manpower to share your worries with the emperor." The left minister did not know the meaning of this and hurriedly declined.
Well, you Meng Xuebin, you treat me like a fool, right? ! Hearing what Zuo Xiang said, the emperor immediately understood that Zuo Xiang had discovered his prank a long time ago and deliberately played with him here!
"Meng Xuebin, if you don't come out to me today, I will let Mengruo... Huh? Where is the person?" At this time, there was no sign of the left prime minister, and everything in front of him was already empty.
In just a moment of confusion, the Prime Minister Zuo had already escaped from here as fast as he could, without giving the Emperor a chance to get angry. Listening to the roaring in the house, Prime Minister Zuo's steps to escape became even more urgent.
"As expected of you Meng Laogou, he runs so fast!" With no object for his entertainment, the emperor sat back on the throne without interest, making plans for the future.
The moon crescents over Jiuzhou, and some people are happy and some are worried.
On the other side, the third prince, who could be regarded as one of the masterminds behind the scenes, was listening to Jian Shichi's report with a dull expression.
Why was he so sluggish? He was naturally shocked.
He never thought that it would be fine if the person was not poisoned to death, and he even spent money to hire singing girls and dancers from the Jiaofang Division to accompany him for fun. This is no longer reasonable! Why is he so lucky every time? Why is it so laborious to kill a useless trash?
The first time he invited him to a drink, he even killed his new concubine and gave him wine with love flower powder just to get rid of her. But he didn't know where the good luck came from. Instead of dying, a woman was blinded in vain.
The second time, I don’t know what kind of bad luck he had, but he actually saved Meng Ruoxi from the brink of death.
The third time, he conspired with Yu Yao'er and Shen Xu to set up a Hongmen Banquet. He did not hesitate to put Yu Yao'er's body in danger and used her beauty to eradicate him. But in the end, Bi Yuntao not only did not make any mistakes, but he was blown up. A lame man. He even insulted the man's roots and almost became a eunuch.
This fourth time, he asked the gangsters from the White Lotus Sect to come forward and assassinate him, but he actually escaped and even got a blessing in disguise, allowing him to embrace a beautiful woman.
After recuperating his energy and finally surviving five times, he hit it off with the second prince and used his hands to get rid of him. Seeing that the plan was going very smoothly, not only could he play with his woman before getting rid of him, but also Being able to bring shame to Zuo Xiangfu is like killing three birds with one stone.
Unexpectedly, the plan failed just after the first step. Although his woman was defiled, the Han family was also massacred by the masters behind him.
Jian Shichi made many inquiries about this matter, and the third prince learned some details. As for the fact that the King of Qi massacred all the Han family members, the third prince did not believe anything. Someone else must have done it secretly. , Bi Yuntao dared to be so arrogant. If Meng Ruolang had martial arts skills, he would go with Bi Yuntao. It must be related to Meng Ruolang.
This time, he, Bi Yuntao, drank the poisoned wine and acted like a normal person. He was so alive and kicking, and he was still in the prison, having sex and singing every night. It is said that when he woke up in the morning, he had sex with the maid next to him. No matter how lucky he is, considering his physical strength, could he be like a Da Luo god descending to earth?
The third prince sat in the room blankly. When he thought of these past events, he wanted to get drunk and get drunk. Why is he so lucky? Compared with him, I feel like a weakling, extremely unlucky.
After Jian Shichi reported what happened in the prison, he saw the third prince sitting in despair. No matter how he shouted, there was no response, just sitting there like a retard.
Finally, he shook his head helplessly and left the third prince's mansion with a sigh.
Of course, not only the third prince was deeply shocked, but also the second prince.
"Tai Mei, are all your stories true?" The second prince was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth.
Hearing a click, the second prince held his chin in pain.
"Yes! It's all true!" Ji Taimei nodded sadly.
"Can you still play like this?" The second prince closed his dislocated chin, rubbed his cheeks painfully, and couldn't help but sigh, "This Bi Yuntao is really good at playing! He was not honest in the prison, and he dared to call him from the Jiaofang Division. It’s okay if the singing prostitutes and dancers go to the prison, and they are even allowed to stay overnight, which is really outrageous!”
"By the way, does Father know about this?"
"That's a good question, Your Highness. According to my guess, the Emperor probably doesn't know."
"Oh? Why is this? Why did Tai Mei see it?" the second prince asked in confusion.
"Prince Qi is in the prison of the Ministry of Punishment, and the emperor's eyes and ears are there. If Prince Qi did such a ridiculous thing, logically speaking, if the emperor knew about it, he would have been furious and went to the prison to punish him."
"But since last night, until now, there has been no movement from the emperor. He has not even sent anyone to check."
After hearing Ji Taimei's analysis, the second prince felt that this was indeed the truth, but before he could say anything more, he heard his subordinates outside coming to report.
"Your Highness, just now Eunuch Gui went to the prison where King Qi is to announce his decree."
Snapped! Ji Taimei felt like she had been slapped hard on the face by an invisible hand. The slap in the face was unexpectedly so fast, neither too early nor too late. It happened as promised in less than five breaths after he had just finished analyzing it.
Ji Taimei smiled awkwardly, covering up the embarrassment on her face, "What does your Majesty do?"
"Back to Your Highness, what is written in the imperial edict is that the King of Qi will clean the prison until the hunting ceremony, and there will be someone to supervise and inspect every time. If there is any slack, the whipping will be carried out!"
The second prince glanced at Ji Taimei without any trace. Seeing how embarrassed he was, he wanted to laugh. But he was on his side after all. If he laughed uproariously, he might provoke him to rebel.
"Okay, go down!" The second prince suppressed his smile and ordered his subordinates.
"Yes!" His subordinates quickly resigned.
"Hehe... Hey, Your Highness, it seems that it's Taimei Menglang." Ji Taimei still hasn't come out of the embarrassing situation, laughing at herself: "This really confirms that sentence, an analysis is as fierce as a tiger , turn around and come to two hundred and five."
"Haha, it's nothing!" The second prince quickly comforted, "After all, it's all speculation, and it's inevitable that it will differ from the facts. Don't take it to heart, Tai Mei."
"It's good news that my father wants King Qi to participate in the hunting ceremony. This prince thought that his plan would fail because of this. I didn't expect that my father would let King Qi participate in the hunting ceremony. This will make my plan better. Enter the school smoothly”
"Then how did His Highness arrange it?" Ji Taimei felt a little better at this time and asked quickly.
"That's it! Let me let this prince hide for the time being. You will know about it on that day." The second prince smiled mysteriously, and his smile looked a bit sinister.
