Chapter 224 The Emperor’s Bad Thoughts
After two sticks of incense.
Bi Yuntao covered his forehead in pain. He had completely given up on treatment. A child cannot be taught! He has never seen such a stupid person!
"Hehehehe!" Yuanfang rubbed the back of his head and smiled sheepishly. He also knew that he was stupid. When his mother sent him to a private school, he was punished every time. Later, his mother stopped caring about him and let him fend for himself.
"This game is indeed a bit difficult. It took me a long time to learn it. Let's change the game." Bi Yuntao said against his will after suffering for a while.
"No!" Yuan Fang shook her head and refused, "I will just eat meat and drink wine honestly. When Liu Laotou and the others come back, Prince Qi, you should just play with them!"
Cao Cao Cao Cao has arrived. Just after Yuan Fang finished, Liu Laotou came back with a group of brothers.
"His Royal Highness, King Qi, you have lived up to your command!" Liu Laotou was majestic at this time, and it felt good to be rich! Especially when you spend extra money, eat extra food, sleep with the singing girls and dancers invited by others, and then accept the money that others put into your hands. This feeling is simply too good!
Savior! When Bi Yuntao saw Liu Laotou come back, he wished he could hug him and kiss him fiercely. For the first time, he discovered that Liu Laotou, who had a mouth full of big yellow teeth, was so cute! If there is a selection of the cutest Rao in China, I will definitely give you a vote.
"You guys, come and see His Highness King Qi!" After Liu Laotou saluted, he greeted Yingying Yanyan who was standing behind him, "Today you have the rare honor of serving His Highness King Qi, you must serve him well. If you If you dare to serve me poorly, don't blame me!"
"Ahem!" The more Bi Yuntao heard this, the more he felt it was wrong, and he quickly coughed twice to interrupt, "I am a man with a family, so I can't afford this, but for the sake of Brother Liu's enthusiasm, I The king reluctantly accepted it.”
"Hahaha!" After Bi Yuntao finished, all the prison officers couldn't help laughing. No one present knew that his words were just for show.
"His Royal Highness King Qi cherishes his subordinates and cares about his family. He is truly a role model for our generation. We will definitely learn from His Highness King Qi."
"Hey! Studying is out of the question! We just need to communicate more in the future!" Bi Yuntao said seriously.
"Hey hey hey!" Liu Laotou and the other prisoners were all men. They couldn't tell what Bi Yuntao meant. They all laughed. Their voices were so obscene that only men like them understood the meaning.
"Why are you still standing there? Why don't you hurry up and serve King Qi?" Liu Laotou laughed for a while and quickly urged the singing prostitutes and dancers, "Let's play the music and sing!"
"Yes!" the singing girls and dancers responded lively, and for a moment the whole cell was filled with the smell of rouge, filled with the absurd atmosphere of sensuality and lust.
Originally, when a group of singing girls and dancers heard that they were going to sing in the prison, or even sleep with them in the prison for a night, they all coyly refused to come.
But when he saw the full purse that Liu Lao had stuffed in his head, he opened it and saw that it was all filled with money that could blind people. He immediately rushed to get it.
But when they finished dressing up, they regretted it. That's a big prison! It's almost messy, but they have to do such fun things in that kind of environment. Not only are they unwilling, but they feel uncomfortable just thinking about it.
You can take people's money and help them eliminate disasters! You've already got all the money in vain, so there's no reason to regret it? Furthermore, although Liu Laotou's official position was not large, he was still serving as an errand in the imperial court. The people don't fight with the officials, and I am a weak woman. If I don't lose my temper this time, I may be retaliated by him next time, and even if the methods are more severe, I'm afraid I won't even see the bright sun. Although they rarely see the sun, it still makes them feel uneasy. I can only bite the bullet and come here.
But as soon as they arrived at Bi Yuntao's cell, saw the environment of his cell, and learned the identity of the person they were going to serve, they immediately became enthusiastic.
Where is the prison cell? This environment is simply cleaner than some residential buildings! Well organized. There were no mice or bugs at all, and even the broken straw mat was gone. It was replaced by a bed made of pear wood, with a bronze mirror placed not far away, and a white towel hanging on the washstand. . There is also a sandalwood incense stick placed on the desk, exuding a delicate fragrance.
"Your Highness, come and have a drink." The plump woman's cooing voice sounded in Bi Yuntao's ears.
"Okay, okay!" Bi Yuntao, who was hugging him from left to right, held the wine glass in his mouth and drank it all in one gulp.
"Your Majesty." The beautiful woman beside him said in disbelief, pouting, "Does her wine taste better, or does someone else's wine taste better?"
"They all taste good!" Bi Yuntao pinched her round and round buttocks without any trace, grabbed her crystal clear earlobes, and said in a genuine voice, "But her wine is far from as good as yours!"
"Your Majesty, how are you?" The woman with perky buttocks refused to obey. She hugged Bi Yuntao's arm and kept acting coquettishly. The plumpness of her chest was stretched into a shocking arc. With the shaking, a gap was opened on Song Mo's chest, revealing a patch of white skin.
The touch on his arm, the white skin dazzled under the candlelight, and the two white rabbits jumping around in front of him made Bi Yuntao's eyes widen. A pair of dishonest hands quietly followed her waist, across her back, and brushed against the firmness of her chest.
Here Bi Yuantao was immersed in the gentle countryside, but he didn't know that the fact that he asked Liu Laotou to call some women from the Jiaofang Division on a whim had already reached the emperor's ears.
"Your Majesty, Peng Xun asks for an audience!"
"Xuan!"
The emperor frowned displeased. He had been very troubled by the imperial concubine these days. There happened to be no political affairs today. He just lay down to rest when he was woken up by Eunuch Gui.
"Peng Xun, why are you here late at night?" The emperor pinched his brows irritably.
Ever since Bi Yuntao was imprisoned by him, he had not had a peaceful night's sleep. Every time he had to face the imperial concubine who came to question him, his head was about to explode. I wanted to take advantage of the opportunity that the imperial concubine went to visit Xue Ruyue today to have a good rest, but I never expected that Peng Xun would come over.
"Your Majesty, my servants just now reported that Laotou Liu and the others brought many women from the Jiaofang Division into the prison." Peng Xun had already thought about how to report to the Emperor before he came in. After careful consideration, he shied away all the blame. Gave it to the prison boss.
Hearing what Peng Xun said, the emperor's frown deepened. Peng Xun's thoughts did not escape the emperor's eyes, and he could see through his thoughts at a glance.
"Prince Qi's life in the prison cell is quite pleasant! There is actually a woman who has the leisure to call the Jiaofang Secretary." The emperor said bluntly.
"Hey hey hey!" Peng Xun was exposed by the emperor and could only laugh non-stop.
"Since King Qi is so idle, let me go and have a look! I want to see how he has fun!"
"Yes!" Peng Xun responded and quickly went out to prepare manpower to protect the emperor when he left the palace. I kept muttering in my heart, King Qi, King Qi! You are already in prison, why don't you know how to restrain yourself? May you wish you luck this time!
The emperor was neatly dressed and secretly followed Peng Xun to the prison of the Ministry of Punishment without any permission.
"Kowtow..."
"No courtesy!" The emperor waved his hand and stopped the imperial guard who was secretly protecting King Qi. "I left the palace secretly this time and don't want to make too much publicity."
"Yes!" After all the imperial guards said yes, they quietly retreated and returned to their posts, hiding in the shadows.
"Your Majesty, please feel aggrieved." Peng Xun, who was wearing prison officer's clothes, took a brand new prison officer's clothes and said respectfully to the emperor, "Your Majesty, you are a noble person and you show up here rashly. The prison is inherently filthy. The land is now in a mess again by King Qi, with many people and confused eyes, it will be bad if something goes wrong."
"Yes! That's fine!" The emperor understood Peng Xun's intention, nodded reluctantly, took the prisoner's clothes and dressed him neatly.
After dressing up, the two entered the prison.
"What does this smell like?" The emperor frowned, put his finger on his nose, and asked displeasedly.
The last time I came to the prison, the smell of feces and urine was unpleasant, but it was not unbearable. But this time the smell in the prison almost made the pampered emperor vomit.
A stench different from that of urine hit his face. Although it was covered up by the smell of rouge and sandalwood, the emperor was a pampered person after all, so he immediately smelled the stench lingering indifferently.
"Hey hey hey!" Peng Xun didn't know how to answer the emperor, so he could only keep laughing, "The emperor's place is a filthy place after all, and some unpleasant smells are unavoidable. When the emperor returns to the palace, the servants will definitely Let them clean the prison from top to bottom."
"Let's deal with this later!" The emperor had no intention of telling him more. Every time he opened his mouth, the lingering stench entered his mouth like crazy, and he was afraid that he would vomit if he said a few more words.
"King Qi is so laid-back!" The emperor and Peng Xun had not walked a few steps when they saw Bi Yuntao standing out among the crowd, dancing an unknown dance. His whole body seemed to be suffering from joint pain, and he kept twitching back and forth. Like a marionette. "Grandstanding!"
Peng Xun, who stood up behind the emperor, shivered unnaturally and rubbed his arms with his hands, providing himself with insignificant warmth.
"Okay! King Qi dances so well!"
Amidst a burst of cheers and compliments, the emperor quietly left with a frosty face.
He is indeed my good son! Not only do I have to work tirelessly outside to deal with your funeral, but I also have to face the imperial concubine’s willful nonsense towards me.
But in the end, you were hugging each other in this prison, and your life was more comfortable than mine. Then don't blame me for being cruel!
The emperor who was walking in front thought of a good idea and raised a sneer on his lips. I want to see if you can still laugh this time!
