Chapter 207 I’m leaving!
"Dang Dang Dang!" Bi Yuntao was lying on the door like a gecko, trying to see clearly what was going on inside the house through the gap in the door.
But she didn't see any movement in the house, so she had no choice but to say, "Ah! Miss Ruoxi, I am humble enough to come to your door. Please open the door and see how pitiful I am!"
"Get out! My sister doesn't want to see you, you bastard!"
"This is yours! Don't regret it!"
"I want my sister to regret it! Just have your big dreams!"
"Okay! Get out of here, I'm scared of you, aren't you?" Bi Yuntao spread his hands indifferently, "I'm going to go back to the palace in front of a kind of guests and have my big spring and autumn dream! If the news reaches the emperor by then, In my ears, the emperor asked me why, and I told Ruoxi to go back and dream. In order to calm Ruoxi, I will do what Ruoxi said and go back to meet her in her dream."
"Hey! It's hard to be a human being! It's even harder to be a man! It's even harder to be a man with a wife! When she's happy, if you don't be happy with her, she'll get angry, and when she's angry, you'll have to coax her to be happy!" Bi Yuntao shouted. He shouted, "For the sake of my wife! I'm going away!" Although he said this, his body was very honest. He sat down on the ground, crossed his legs and looked leisurely and contented.
"Brother! What are you doing here?" Meng Ruolang happened to appear and asked loudly and doubtfully, "Eh? Brother, what are you doing? Why are you rolling on the ground?"
"You don't understand!" Bi Yuntao glanced at him approvingly, squatted on the ground, and kept touching the dust on his face and body, "If Xi wants to see me fuck off, I will fuck off for her! As long as she is happy That’s fine, it doesn’t matter if I do anything for her!”
"Brother, you are of royal blood. If you let the Emperor know that you get out of my Zuo Xiang's Mansion, the Emperor will definitely punish us!"
"It's okay! When the emperor asks about it, I will just go to hell on my own and won't involve your Zuo Xiangfu." While sitting, he pretended to wipe his eyes with his sleeves.
"Squeak!" The sound of the door opening came from behind. Bi Yuntao immediately put down his sleeves, revealing his eyes that were reddened by his own rubbing, and winked at Meng Ruolang.
"Ruo Lang, please leave it alone, I'm going to keep rolling! If Ruo Xi sees me being passive and sabotaging my work, she will be even more angry! I'm rolling away!" He said, rolling forward in a pretentious manner.
"That's enough! What do you two mean by singing along?"
Meng Ruoxi had already stopped crying, and was sitting on the bed with red eyes, sulking. The conversation between the two of them came to her ears word for word, and her face was livid. In the end, she couldn't listen any more, and left the room angrily. Door.
"Bi Yuntao, come in!" Although looking at Bi Yuntao's miserable look made her feel sympathy for him, when she thought of humiliating herself in front of everyone just now, Meng Ruoxi just said a word and walked away without looking back. Back to the house Zheng
Bi Yuntao took advantage of Meng Ruoxi's turn and secretly extended his thumb to Meng Ruolang.
"Why don't you come in quickly? Do you want me to invite you in a sedan chair?" Meng Ruoxi's voice came from inside the house. Bi Yuntao quickly put away his thumb, left Meng Ruolang, and ran into the house.
"Ruoxi, long time no see, I miss you so much, hurry up..." Bi Yuntao shamelessly walked behind the screen, stretched out his arms, and rushed towards Meng Ruoxi.
"Close the door!" Meng Ruoxi refused to hide and stared at him coldly, "Yu, get out first!"
"Okay!" The two of them responded at the same time. After Yu left, Bi Yuntao diligently closed the door and ran back impatiently. He stretched out his arms to Meng Ruoxi and pounced on her again, "Ruoxi, long time no see. I'm sorry. I miss you, please let me go..."
"Sit there!"
"Oh! Okay!" Looking at the dagger pressed against his chest, Bi Yuntao stopped and did not dare to do any more wrongdoing. He sat down on the chair designated by her dejectedly, very well-behaved.
At this time, Meng Ruoxi's face was cold, and her eyes were even more meaningless. "Today, the two of us will have a good talk. Why do you dare to sleep with the second prince's fiancée? If you don't explain it to me now, Don’t even think about getting out of here with your body intact!”
"Hey! If you have something to say, why bother using a knife or a gun?" Bi Yuntao calmly held the dagger and moved it away from his chest.
"Okay! Then I won't use the sword or gun, and I will take action directly!" As soon as Meng Ruoxi finished speaking, Bi Yuntao felt his eyes blurred, and a sharp wind rushed towards his face. Before he could even have the slightest chance, In response, his cheeks lost all feeling, and their cheeks swelled up like steamed buns at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Meng Ruoxi played with her lush green fingers leisurely and contentedly, and the warning was obvious, "Hurry up and tell the truth!"
"I just blurted out without thinking at the time. Do you believe it?" Bi Yuntao said with a grievance on his face.
Meng Ruoxi's eyes narrowed, and she directly picked up the dagger and placed it in front of him, shaking it on his cheeks and facial features, with an unknown light shining in her eyes, "My hand was unstable, and the dagger came out. ,Do you believe it?"
"Don't believe me!" Bi Yuntao shook his head crazily, "I'm telling the truth, you are clearly threatening me now!"
"Pah!" Meng Ruoxi slapped Bi Yuntao on the face with a dagger, "Did I let you speak?"
"Since you don't cherish me so much, and now you have broken the window in front of everyone, even if the emperor agrees to my request, no man will marry me in the future. That's just right, I will be a widow from today on. !”
Then, Meng Ruoxi raised her knife and slashed towards Bi Yuntao's crotch.
"Mom!" Bi Yuntao was so frightened by what she said that he screamed, raised his feet and hooked the legs of the chair, and leaned back with the chair.
"Help! You murdered your husband!"
Meng Ruoxi's blow missed and she staggered. She didn't expect Bi Yuntao to come. Bi Yuntao looked at Bi Yuntao, who was crawling around like a headless fly, with a ferocious face, "Let me chop you quickly, and I will forgive you." is you!"
"No! What will happen to your happiness in the rest of your life if you cut it with this knife?" Bi Yuntao crawled to the door and wanted to open the door and escape from here, but no matter how he opened it, the door would not move.
"It doesn't matter. My sister's support of you will help you stop your habit of messing around with women!" The ferocious look on Meng Ruoxi's face disappeared, replaced by a spring-like smile.
But in Bi Yuntao's eyes, this was like a smile hiding a knife, a smile that was sinister. Seeing that he had no way to escape, Bi Yuntao simply fell to his knees with a "plop".
A good man does not fight with women, a good man does not suffer immediate losses, and begs for mercy when it is time to beg for mercy. The worst is that he will be a good man again in eighteen years!
"Pah!" With a crisp slap, Bi Yuntao slapped his swollen cheeks vigorously, crawled to Meng Ruoxi's feet, hugged her embroidered legs and wailed, "Woooooo! Ruoxi, I was wrong! I Damn it! I’ll never dare again!”
"release!"
"I won't let go!"
"Are you loose?"
"If you don't forgive me, I won't let you go!"
"I forgive you now, let go now!"
"Forgiving so quickly, I don't believe you really mean it!"
"Me!" Meng Ruoxi took a deep breath angrily, and felt that there was a tight breath in her chest now. Why is this scoundrel's knees so weak? Doesn't he know that the man has gold at his knees?
If Bi Yuntao knew what Meng Ruoxi was thinking, he would probably scold her. He had never seen such a shameless person. He would go back and make trouble, and would use the knife at the slightest disagreement. Who dares to joke with his life.
"Uuuuuuuuu!" Bi Yuntao sobbed while holding Meng Ruoxi's embroidered legs, his nose and tears all rubbed on the hem of her clothes. With a good cry, the white clothes were turned into mud by him.
"Stop howling!" Meng Ruoxi suddenly scolded him, forcefully opened his hands, and threw him aside. She was so angry when she saw the clothes turning from white to black, "Look what you are doing. What a good thing! How can I go out to meet people later?"
"Wouldn't it be nice if you changed your clothes?" Bi Yuntao crawled back shamelessly, knelt at her feet and muttered.
"Are you still embarrassed?" Meng Ruoxi saw his rogue appearance and grabbed his ears hard, "Those people outside knew that you entered my room, and I changed my clothes and went out. Isn't this just telling you During the time you were here, something unforgivable happened between me and you? Do you want me to be treated like a joke and laughed at?"
"It's unfair! I didn't!" Bi Yuntao felt pain and covered his ears and explained, "You and I are recognized by the emperor for marriage, so what's the matter of having a relationship? It's just the right time to make a fool like Han Wuyong give up the unrealistic thoughts in his heart. idea!"
After hearing what Bi Yuntao said, Meng Ruoxi loosened her fingers in confusion, "Is Meng Ruolang following you?"
"That's natural, otherwise I wouldn't have trouble with Han Wuyong." Bi Yuntao grinned and rubbed his ears, "Han Wuyong, that Wang An, knows you are my woman, but he still dares to take advantage of you. This time It's lucky that he passed out, otherwise I would have made him walk around without food!"
"Bah!" Meng Ruoxi's face turned slightly red and she said angrily, "Who is your woman? I am not!"
"Forget it if you don't admit it! I just admit it myself!" Seeing that Meng Ruoxi's complexion improved, Bi Yuntao became a little bolder. He took the opportunity to stand up, took out the diamond necklace from the storage ring and put it on flatteringly. around her neck.
Meng Ruoxi felt a chill on her neck and looked down in panic. She could see the sparkling diamond and couldn't take her eyes away from it anymore.
"This is the birthday gift I prepared for you." Bi Yuntao was very satisfied with her performance and introduced to her, "This kind of sparkling stone is called a diamond. It is the hardest stone in the world. What better way to express my feelings for you, diamonds are forever and love lasts forever.”
Meng Ruoxi couldn't put it down for the diamond necklace. She excitedly ran to the bronze mirror and kept looking in the mirror.
"You are serious! This stone called diamond must be very expensive!"
"Not expensive!" Bi Yuntao shook his head, put his arm around her waist from behind, rested his head on her shoulder, and smelled the fragrance of her hair, "Compared to Ruoxi, no matter how expensive things are, they all have one Price, but you are priceless in my heart!”
Meng Ruoxi was filled with joy at these words. Coupled with Porine's sparkling diamond necklace, Meng Ruoxi was immediately intoxicated by his affection.
"Okay! Get up! I'm going to change clothes!" Meng Ruoxi, who was nestling in his arms, gently pushed him away and said softly, "For the sake of your intentions, this time I will forgive you, if you dare to do it again, even if you are executed by the emperor, I will make you a eunuch!"
"Don't worry, there won't be a next time, this time will be the last!" Bi Yuntao promised, patting his chest, "Then I'll go out first, you have to come out quickly, we still need you, the birthday boy, to take charge of the overall situation!"
Bi Yuntao just left the room, his legs were so weak that he almost fell to the ground. It was really thrilling, but fortunately I reacted quickly, and in a hurry, I resorted to a plan to eliminate the firepower, otherwise I would really have become a eunuch.
Why! Bi Yuntao calmed down for a while, then shook his head angrily and left. It seemed that Ruo Xi was not made to be a princess! Such a bad temper! If Ruoxi becomes the princess, it will greatly affect the peace and stability of the harem. It seems that you need to find a reasonable and knowledgeable woman to be your princess!
I really envy Prime Minister Cao. If only I had the Prime Minister's two brushes, I wouldn't be unable to win over two mere women now!
