Chapter 184: Pot Lid and Butcher Knife
"Sneeze! Sneeze!" Bi Yuntao, who was sleeping soundly, felt an urgency to urinate. Before Bi Yuntao opened his eyes, he sneezed a few times.
Bi Yuntao shrank and shivered. It was so cold in the room that he didn't even want to get up to put out water. He pulled the quilt folded aside to cover him in a daze, muttering, "Xiao Lanlan, don't grab the quilt!"
He murmured, and unconsciously groped back and forth around his body with his hands. However, after groping back and forth for a long time, he found that there was no one around him. He suddenly opened his confused eyes and sat up to check the situation.
As soon as Bi Yuntao sat up, there was no figure of Xiaolan beside him. Even the quilt was pulled over by himself just now.
A splitting headache hit him. Bi Yuntao covered his forehead in pain, thinking back to what happened last night. He remembered coming out of the latrine yesterday and seeing that girl Xiaolan sneaking out of the kitchen, struggling to carry a bottle in her hand. The basket looked like that, and anyone with a discerning eye would know that she had stolen food from the kitchen.
When I saw Xiaolan, I couldn't help but want to tease her, especially the shy expression on her face, which made me a little excited.
"Bah, bah, bah!" Bi Yuntao smacked his mouth with endless aftertaste, as if he was savoring the sweetness of Xiaolan's fragrant lips remaining between his lips and teeth.
"Damn it! I seemed to be high at that time, and I forgot all about the taste!" Bi Yuntao smacked his lips twice. After a night, there was still a little fragrance of Xiaolan's lips and teeth in his mouth, only the last night's fragrance remained in his mouth. The stench of late wine.
"No, how can you just forget about taking advantage of me?!" Bi Yuntao said harshly, "No matter what, I have to take advantage back."
"Sneeze!" Thinking of this, Bi Yuntao couldn't care less about his shivering body. Without saying a word, he sneezed, put on his clothes and ran towards Xiaolan's room.
"Gululu!" Qiuzhu, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened by the wail of his stomach. He sat up and looked at Xiaolan, who was sleeping soundly next to him. He pursed his lips and rubbed his hungry belly aggrievedly, "I'm starving to death!"
She put on her clothes lightly, turned to look at Xiaolan who was still sleeping soundly, and opened the door as quietly as a thief. When she saw no one around, she looked in the direction and ducked out of sight.
"La la la!" Bi Yuntao pulled up his pants and whistled comfortably as he walked out of the hut, "It's so comfortable. There's nothing more exciting than running out the water in the morning, going back to bed and doing morning exercise with a pretty little beauty in your arms. matter."
Thinking that he had touched Xiaolan's boudoir, got into her bed, and felt her smooth skin and the little pigeon in his hand, Bi Yuntao's little brother raised his head high and thought about his thoughts. Agree.
"La la la!" Bi Yuntao continued to whistle, but his hands were teasing his little brother in his pants, asking him to restrain his ferocious look with teeth and claws. Don't be too showy, otherwise he would frighten the white and tender little brother. The little lamb is not doing well.
"Clang!" The sound of an object falling to the ground reached Bi Yuntao's ears, and Bi Yuntao, who was in close contact with his little brother, stiffened. With a guilty conscience, he quickly retracted his hand and looked towards the source of the sound.
But what he saw was that there was no one there, and the source of the sound happened to be the kitchen.
Looking at the kitchen, Bi Yuntao fell into deep thought. At this time, the servants and maids were still sleeping, so who could it be? Is it Xiaolan? Thinking of Xiaolan sneaking out of the kitchen last night, she rolled her eyes and tiptoed towards the kitchen.
Qiuzhu quickly picked up the spatula that fell on the ground, and looked out through the gap in the door with a guilty conscience. When no one noticed, he breathed a sigh of relief and continued to rummage for food.
"This huge Prince Qi's Mansion must be too poor!" Qiuzhu searched for a long time, but could not find anything edible except various seasonings, rice noodles, diesel fuel and a few green onions.
"This kitchen is so clean, cleaner than my face!" Qiuzhu stood in front of a nearby cabinet and rummaged while rummaging, "I can't blame Sister Lan for not having any gold and silver jewelry. Prince Qi's Mansion is really poor! "
But apart from pots and pans, where is there any edible food in the cupboard? !
"Gululu!" Hearing his stomach protest again, Qiuzhu scratched his head with his fingers depressedly, so he had no choice but to take the scallions he had just found, dip them in miso, and gnaw them, while continuing to rummage.
"Xiao Lanlan! Let me see where you run this time!" Bi Yuntao sneaked up behind Qiuzhu, pounced hard, hugged Qiuzhu from behind and raised his hands, "Let me catch you this time! Let's see what you have to say. !I will definitely 'punish' you this time!"
"Ah!" Qiuzhu, who was chewing green onions, never expected that he would be treated so lightly. He shouted at the top of his voice, "Ah! Someone is coming! There are flower pickers!"
He stopped nibbling the green onions in his hands and slapped the flower picker behind him who was so frivolous about him.
"Fuck!" Qiuzhu's voice reached Bi Yuntao's ears, and Bi Yuntao was immediately stunned. Touched the wrong person! This woman is not Xiaolan, then who is this woman? The voice sounds familiar, as if I’ve heard it somewhere!
"Where did the flower picker dare to break into Prince Qi's palace?" Qiuzhu grabbed the green onions and slapped Bi Yuntao angrily, "You scoundrel, let me go quickly!"
"I didn't mean it! I recognized the wrong person!" Bi Yuntao immediately let go and dodged with his head in his arms, "Stop fighting! It tastes like green onions!"
"You're the one I'm going to beat!" Qiuzhu threw down the torn green onions, picked up the butcher's knife and slashed at Bi Yuntao.
"Save someone under the knife!" At this time, Bi Yuntao broke into a cold sweat. Fortunately, I knew how to take the sword with my bare hands, otherwise I would have been hacked to death in my own home.
"It's you!" The two looked at each other and said in unison.
"Ah! You are indeed a villain!" Qiuzhu roared angrily, raised his foot and kicked Bi Yuntao over, then raised the butcher knife in his hand to slash at Bi Yuntao again, "I will avenge old and new grudges together, and I will deal with you, this little boy, today. Generations!"
"Me! Fuck you!" Bi Yuntao shouted in panic. Seeing that the butcher knife in her hand was raised high, he grabbed the jar on the side and smashed it out in desperation.
Qiuzhu turned his head to avoid the jar that was thrown at him, and slashed down with the butcher knife in his hand with a terrifying sound.
"Dang!" The sound of a knife striking wood sounded.
Bi Yuntao was sweating all over as he looked at the blade that cut through the pot lid and popped out from the middle. Fortunately, the pot lid was strong and he was a brave savior, otherwise he would have been the victim of the knife.
Qiuzhu angrily pulled back the butcher's knife that had been slashed on the pot lid, but the force of the chop was too great, and it hit the pot lid firmly, and it took a lot of strength to pull it out.
Because the force is mutual, when I pulled out the butcher knife, I stumbled and fell down on my butt.
"Ouch! It hurts me to death!" Qiuzhu stood up while rubbing his butt that was broken into four pieces in pain, and yelled angrily, "Put down the lid of the pot for me, and let me chop it down!"
"Do you think I'm a fool?!" When Bi Yuntao saw this tough woman coming for real, the anger in his heart was immediately ignited. He held the lid of the pot in front of his chest and retorted, "You're a scoundrel! I stole something from Prince Qi's Mansion, and my ambition was as bold as a leopard's! You didn't admit your mistake and didn't say anything, and you drew your sword at me! I will capture you today and take you to the official!"
"How dare you rake me down, you rotten person!" Qiuzhu's pretty face was livid with anger, and he glared angrily, "You know that this is Prince Qi's Mansion, yet you dare to come here to pick flowers! Today, my aunt will let you know what the tiger's butt is. Can’t touch it!”
Before he finished speaking, Qiu Zhu raised his butcher knife and slashed at Bi Yuntao with anger!
After Bi Yuntao came here, although the women around him had some tempers, he was always the one who danced with those beauties, how could any woman dare to draw a sword against him?
"Mom!" Bi Yuntao had never seen such a tough girl before. He was so frightened that he dwarfed and raised the pot lid with trembling hands to resist Qiuzhu's angry slashes.
"Boom!" Fortunately, Guolii was strong and successfully resisted Qiuzhu's attack again.
"You coward! Do you dare to come out from behind the pot lid?" Qiuzhu yelled angrily.
"Hahaha! I can't help but piss you off! Just a little!" Bi Yuntao looked at Qiuzhu who was jumping up and down in anger. He put his hands on his hips and laughed loudly, jumping on his feet and shouting, looking like a villain who has succeeded.
"Wow, yeah, yeah! I'm so angry!" Qiu Zhu was so angry at his mean appearance that she gritted her teeth tightly, making a squeaking sound, and she almost broke her teeth. .
"You little bitch! You actually chased me all the way to where I am. Are you attracted to me?" Bi Yuntao felt guilty when he saw her fierce look. From behind, he carefully poked his head out.
"What a pity! You are too ugly! I despise you!"
"Boom!" The butcher knife hit the chopping board on the stove hard, making a muffled sound. The thick back of the knife kept shaking and shaking, telling how angry the user was at this moment!
"Who are you calling ugly, you shy little turtle? Do you dare to say it again?!"
Looking at the butcher's knife that was inserted on the chopping board and still shaking the blade, Bi Yuntao swallowed hard, and kept beating in his heart. However, he still had the courage to fight back, "Just say it." ! Who is afraid of whom! You are just short and fat! You are thicker but not taller. Except for your butt, you are all waist."
"Wow! I'm so angry! I'm going to skin you today!" Qiuzhu was overwhelmed with anger. He picked up the butcher's knife on the chopping board and chopped it with red eyes.
Where had she ever been insulted like this? She knew that she was not as good-looking as Xiaolan, nor as tall as Xiaolan, and her figure was incomparable.
But I am a girl after all, and I was insulted like this in front of my face, especially when the man in front of me was my most hated adulterer! He didn't say anything about touching himself, and he didn't even apologize. He even made sarcastic remarks with disgust on his face! It's simply too much!
"Fuck!" Bi Yuntao didn't expect that this woman's mental endurance was so poor. She became so angry after just a few sarcastic words. Howling in panic, he hugged the pot lid and ran away!
Qiuzhu chased him relentlessly, as if he would not kill him until he was killed.
After all, Bi Yuntao drank a lot of wine last night, and was stripped naked by Xiaolan and left on the bed to freeze all night. His body was already weak, so in a hurry, his feet gave way and he was thrown away and gnawed in the mud.
Seeing Bi Yuntao fall to the ground in panic, Qiu Zhu's eyes lit up, he jumped forward high, raised his butcher knife in the air and struck at Bi Yuntao.
"Dang!" There was a crisp sound, and the butcher knife hit the pot lid hard. The butcher's knife fell apart under the heavy load. One of the flying blades rubbed Bi Yuntao's scalp and flew out.
"Mom!" Bi Yuntao felt his scalp was cold, and his crotch was even colder. Fortunately, he had quick eyesight and quick hands, and used the pot lid to block her chops in time. Otherwise, there would have been an extra little eunuch in the chamber of maids.
Bi Yuntao raised the lid of the pot and threw it out. With trembling legs, he rolled and crawled to dodge Qiuzhu's pursuit, while using his own unique skill, shaking people!
"Help! Someone killed someone! Someone come quickly!"
Bi Yuntao's shrill wails filled the entire Prince Qi's residence, waking up the sleeping people.
