Chapter 180 Three people walked into the wrong set
Bi Yuntao hugged Xue Ruyue and rode on the horse, galloping all the way, and finally saw the shadow of the city when the sky was getting dark.
"Sister Xue! Look! It's the capital city!" Bi Yuntao looked at the two big characters on the wall and said, "Hahaha! I can finally go home. I didn't expect that I randomly chose a direction and got it right!"
"Great! I can finally get rid of your clutches!" Xue Ruyue also shouted excitedly.
"Hmm?" The speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention. Bi Yuntao was stunned, reined in his horse, and looked at her blankly, "What did you just say?"
Bi Yuntao clasped his ears in disbelief and tightened his grip on her waist, "What do you mean by getting rid of my clutches? Did I treat you badly along the way?"
Only then did Xue Ruyue realize that she had said the wrong thing in a hurry, but now her whole body was imprisoned in his arms, and she couldn't escape even if she wanted to.
"Speak!" Bi Yuntao's tone increased a bit, "Now that we have arrived in the capital, no one can come out to disturb my good deeds! If you don't give me a satisfactory answer, I will send the people and horses to Qi. The palace!"
"Don't!" Xue Ruyue hurriedly stopped, "Don't be like this. You are very kind to me, but you always do things to others. Isn't this considered a devil's clutches?"
"Hmph! Woman! Duplicitous creature!" Bi Yuntao said with disdain, "I'm in a good mood now, and I don't want to be the same as you. Get off your horse quickly, let's get ready to enter the city!"
"Oh!" Xue Ruyue pouted aggrievedly, got off the horse with Bi Yuntao's help, and followed him into the city.
"The city is still lively!" Bi Yuntao looked as excited as a countryman entering the city, "Sister Xue, smell the aroma of the meat buns!"
"And this!" Bi Yuntao led the horse to a small stall and stopped, saying to Xue Ruyue, "Freshly baked cake! Look at it, it's big and round!"
Seeing the strange looks from the passers-by around her, Xue Ruyue took a few steps back without leaving a trace, staying farther away from him. She didn't dare to answer, for she was afraid that if she answered, the strange looks would be cast on her.
Bi Yuntao looked at this and that, even the children playing with the rattle were very happy.
Xue Ruyue watched him walk forward one step at a time, slowing down consciously, moving slowly three steps at a time.
Although Bi Yuntao was very excited, he did not forget that there was Xue Ruyue beside him. After walking a few steps, he saw that Xue Ruyue was not beside him, but was still moving slowly on the spot, looking like she was addicted to it.
He chuckled silently, quickly returned to Xue Ruyue and took her hand, "What's wrong? Are you walking so slowly? Are the blisters on your feet hurting? How about I help you get on the horse first?"
"No need!" Xue Ruyue shook her head quickly, "You can go shopping by yourself! I'm going back to my house first!" After saying a few words, Xue Ruyue broke away from his hand and walked quickly in the direction of her house. go.
"Where are you going?" Bi Yuntao grabbed her again and said in an unquestionable voice, "Today you follow me back to Prince Qi's Mansion obediently, and you are not allowed to go anywhere!"
"I'm not going!" Xue Ruyue resisted, but she couldn't resist his strength at all and was dragged away by him.
Feeling the pointing fingers from others, Xue Ruyue flushed with shame, and her red face became even hotter.
"Let go! How are you pulling and tugging in broad daylight?" Xue Ruyue slapped his hand angrily.
"It's not like I've never been there before, so why is there such a big reaction?" Bi Yuntao turned around and saw her red face and tearful expression in her eyes. Only then did he realize that this was in ancient times, when men and women were not allowed to interact with each other. , which woman can bear to be pulled and pulled by a man! Normally when the two of them are alone, it's okay to be frivolous by herself, but now she is being dragged by him in public. How could she, who is already thin-skinned, be able to bear the criticism of others!
At this time, some nefarious gangsters around saw this scene and blew their whistles unwillingly.
Bi Yuntao's eyes narrowed and he looked around, looking at the whistling ruffians and staring at them with cold eyes.
"What are you looking at, you brat? Are you looking for death?!" A man in the lead couldn't stand the look in his eyes. He yelled unhappily and rolled up his arms and sleeves to try.
"I think you are looking for death!" Bi Yuntao said coldly, "Are you allowed to watch this king's affairs? Keep your eyes open!"
While speaking, he pulled Xue Ruyue in front of him to protect her, preventing these meddlesome people from seeing Xue Ruyue's appearance. Let her bury her cheek in his chest and whisper comfort.
"Don't be afraid! I'm here! They don't dare to point fingers at you anymore!"
"It's all your fault!" Xue Ruyue complained softly in his arms, "If you weren't so barbaric, how could they point fingers at others? They would have returned to the mansion long ago!"
"Hahaha!" Upon hearing Bi Yuntao's threat, the gangsters were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
"How dare you call yourself the King of Qi when you're like this?" One of the gangsters laughed, "Look at you, you are gray-faced and you look like you have never seen the world. You look like you came from the countryside. How dare you call yourself Qi?" King? You really don’t know the heights of the world!”
"That's right! Brother is right!" The younger brother next to him echoed, "King Qi is currently busy preparing birthday celebrations for the Queen Mother in the palace! How could he go to the market to hook up with a woman!"
"Second brother is right!" Another younger brother complimented flatteringly, "King Qi is a role model for our generation! This guy looks like a dog, how can he be worthy of King Qi's appearance and reputation?"
Bi Yuntao's head was full of black lines at this time. These three guys sang in harmony, why are they talking about cross talk here?
"I wonder where these guys are from? Please mark it down!" Bi Yuntao stared at the three of them.
"Since you asked sincerely, we will tell you mercifully!"
"To prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the world! A cute and charming villain who implements love and true evil!"
"Musashi!"
"Xiao Cilang!"
"We are the three heroes of the capital who travel through troubled times! White cave, white tomorrow is waiting for us!"
"That's right! That's it!"
"..." Bi Yuntao was speechless, watching them blankly as they completed a series of opening poses. Did these three idiots run into the wrong set? I don’t have Pikachu, why are you guys coming here when you have nothing to do?
"Brother! Look at him, he is so frightened by our reputation that he dare not speak!" Xiao Cilang said to Musashi with a proud look on his face.
"Second brother is right!" The short man who ranked third echoed from the side.
"These three heroes!" Bi Yuntao greeted them politely, "Since your reputation is so domineering! What is the name of this short dear man?"
You're welcome! So scary! If this short man jumped around and used a cute meow punch on him, he would probably call Xiaolan over and stab them to death with the horns on his head!
"Hahaha! You know how powerful we are!" Musashi laughed, patted the short man on the shoulder, and introduced Bi Yuntao, "Although my younger brother is short, I'm afraid it will scare him if I tell him his lung number. Kill you!"
I'm so scared! Bi Yuntao slandered secretly and said with a smile, "I wonder what this brother means?"
"Third brother! You say it yourself!"
"Okay! Brother!" the short man responded, "Listen carefully! I am Yuan Fang, a child who dare not cry at night. I am nicknamed Meow Meow!"
"Pfft! Cough cough cough!" "Giggle!"
Bi Yuntao heard the answer he wanted to hear, and almost choked to death on the spit! Even Xue Ruyue couldn't help but laugh out loud when she heard this kawaii gangster call.
At this time, Bi Yuntao's forehead was full of black lines! What the hell is Yuanfang? You're quite busy as an extra! How many sets did you go to? The lines are all right!
"Hahaha!" As Yuan Fang finished speaking, the passers-by onlookers burst out laughing!
"Why are you laughing? What's so funny?!" Musashi roared fiercely, "If you're laughing, I'll beat you all over the place!"
"Tch!" Someone in the crowd shouted, with disdain in his voice, "You are the Three Heroes of Beijing! Who doesn't know that you are the Three Heroes of Beijing! What can you pretend to be?"
"Who said that?" Xiao Cilang was furious, glaring at the crowd of onlookers with raised eyebrows, "You dare to say it but don't take it seriously! If you have the ability, stand up for me!"
"Stand up, stand up!" As soon as Xiao Cilang finished speaking, a policeman wearing government uniforms stood up and looked at them proudly, "I said it! Do you want to beat me?"
"Gah!" Xiao Cilang was so frightened by the person in front of him that he broke into a cold sweat. In his panic, he screamed like a pitiful duck. He trembled and slapped himself, "I'm so young that I can't see Mount Tai. I don’t know if you, Captain Zhou, are so powerful, it’s very offensive, please don’t be offended!”
"Hmph! You should be slapped a few more times for your foul mouth to improve your memory!"
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Cilang said flatteringly, "You are teaching me a lesson! I will slap you until you are satisfied!"
"I'll let you have a bad mouth! I'll let you have a bad mouth!" Xiao Cilang slapped himself one after another, but it was just a bluff. The sound was so loud that it was so loud that it was hard enough to stun an ant to death. !
"Captain Zhou, why do you come here so leisurely?" Musashi asked Capt. Zhou flatteringly with a smile on his face.
"I came here on patrol and saw the crowds here. Come and see what happened! As soon as I arrived, I saw you guys here making fun of others!" Captain Zhou quickly glanced at Musashi and said indifferently.
"Can you guys give me some peace of mind? You guys have almost become regular customers of the Yamen!"
"Hahaha!" Musashi smiled sheepishly, "It's really not us who caused the trouble this time. It was all these two people, a couple of bitches, having sex in public!"
Musashi pointed at Bi Yuntao and said to Captain Zhou: "This man calls himself the King of Qi, and he doesn't look like a bird. The King of Qi is so majestic and mighty, how can an ordinary man like him be comparable?!"
"Brother is right!" Yuan Fang nodded in agreement.
Captain Zhou followed the direction of his finger and looked at Bi Yuntao. After studying it carefully for a while, his expression suddenly changed and he slapped Musashi on the face.
"Captain Zhou, what are you doing?" Musashi was stunned by his sudden slap in the face and looked at Capt. Zhou in confusion.
"Qi! Qi! Qi!" Captain Zhou stammered for a long time before finally uttering a complete sentence, "Kowtow to His Highness, King Qi!"
"Eh? You, a little detective, actually know me!" Bi Yuntao was amazed that this detective actually knew him.
"Your Highness, Prince Qi, you are so forgetful." Captain Zhou smiled flatteringly, "The last time you and Mr. Meng had a fight in the street after listening to the music from Goulan, I led the team to deal with it. !”
"Oh!" After hearing his explanation, Bi Yuntao suddenly realized that he was the one who caught the last time. "So we can be considered acquaintances. Since we are acquaintances, let's get up quickly!"
Captain Zhou thanked him repeatedly and stood up from the ground neatly. "His Royal Highness King Qi, shouldn't you be preparing for the Queen Mother's birthday in the palace now? How come you are related to these three scoundrels?" Captain Zhou asked cautiously.
"Well..." Bi Yuntao hesitated, not knowing how to explain.
"Captain Zhou, do you think he is really His Highness King Qi, Qi, Qi, Qi?" Musashi asked quietly beside Capt. Zhou, trembling.
Even Xiao Cilang, who was still slapping himself, stopped and looked at Captain Zhou in shock. Yuan Fang said calmly, "Brother is right!"
"Fuck your grandma!" Musashi kicked Yuanfang over, "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!"
"You three, why don't you kneel down quickly!" Captain Zhou shouted quickly, "This is His Highness, Prince Qi, as he pretended to be. Why don't you kneel down quickly and apologize to the prince!"
"Hey! Just kneel down!" Bi Yuntao waved his hand to stop their movements. Before they could breathe a sigh of relief, Bi Yuntao continued, "I have to apologize. It just so happens that Captain Zhou is here, so you can lead them, the Three Little Strongmen." Let’s go to Yamen and stay for a few days!”
"My lord, have mercy on me! My lord, have mercy on me! I'm so blind that I can't see the mountains! Please have mercy on me, my lord!" Musashi and Xiao Cilang were so frightened that their faces turned pale and they quickly knelt down and kowtowed.
"The eldest brother and the second brother are right!" Yuanfang saw his eldest brother and the second brother kneeling down, and knelt down and kowtowed with them, saying the few lines he had.
"..." It's so easy for you to get this money! Bi Yuntao couldn't help complaining in his heart.
"Take it down!" Bi Yuntao was speechless and rubbed his forehead, waving his hand towards Zhou Baotou.
"Yes!" Zhou Captou responded and quickly escorted San Xiaoqiang towards the Yamen. Seeing that there was no excitement to be seen, the onlookers dispersed like birds and beasts.
"Sister Xue, the trouble is solved, let's go back home!" Bi Yuntao smiled and took Xue Ruyue's hand, "Don't refuse in a hurry, listen to what I have to say first!"
"We have been missing for so many days, and my concubine has no news about us, so she must be very anxious. Even if we go back to our respective mansions, I guess my concubine will send someone to invite you to my Prince Qi's residence to talk about it."
"So it's better to follow me directly to Prince Qi's Mansion to meet my mother-in-law, which can also reassure my mother-in-law. As for your Xue Mansion, my mother-in-law will send someone to notify you."
"This..." Xue Ruyue was in a dilemma, and finally sighed and nodded helplessly, "Okay! I will go to your Prince Qi's Mansion to stay for one night and meet the Imperial Concubine."
"But, we have something to say first!" Xue Ruyue and Bi Yuntao looked at each other and said sternly, "If you dare to do something that exceeds your limits, I will file a complaint with the Imperial Concubine! Tell me everything that happened these days. The Imperial Concubine!”
"It's all up to you!" Bi Yuntao nodded quickly and happily, "Look at the miserable state of the two of us, do you think I am still in the mood to think about those things at night? I can't wait to fly to my bed and sleep beautifully. Sleep!"
"Hey! I hope so!" Xue Ruyue said with a sad face, "Let's go! I'm a little hungry!"
"Okay, okay! You get on the horse first, don't your feet hurt? I'll hold the horse and lead you, so you don't have to leave!"
Bi Yuntao helped Xue Ruyue mount the horse, and happily led the horse towards Prince Qi's Mansion.
