Chapter 176: A pair of pants fluttering in the wind
"Yeah~ It's so comfortable!"
Xue Ruyue drowsily rubbed her sleepy eyes. She slept very peacefully that night, and she even had a dream.
In the dream, she experienced an unprecedented sense of comfort, from the bones to the brain, there was a sense of soul ascending to heaven, and the whole body seemed to be floating in the air. This feeling made her very obsessed, but that kind of The feeling didn't last long before disappearing quietly, leaving her with a feeling of emptiness inside.
Just when she was feeling regretful, Bi Yuntao suddenly appeared in front of her, looking carefree. When he came closer, he made fun of her, which made her teeth itch with hatred.
As for what happened next, she couldn't remember clearly. Only these things kept her fresh in her memory. When she wanted to recall it again, her biological clock urged her to wake up uncontrollably.
"Sister Xue, are you awake?" Bi Yuntao heard her cry, came back to his senses, lowered his head and said with a smile.
Xue Ruyue was trying to recall the feeling of comfort when she heard Bi Yuntao's voice very close to her, as if it was in her ears.
When he came back to his senses, he saw clearly that Bi Yuntao was hugging himself. There was a squinting smile on his handsome and hateful face, and his eyes were looking at his chest dishonestly.
"Ah! You, you, you, how could you be so close to me?" Xue Ruyue stretched out her hand to cover her chest in panic. As soon as she stretched out her hand, Xue Ruyue realized that something was wrong. Her clothes were half-undressed and her shoulders were exposed. Although The robe did not go down to the breasts, but if you lowered your head, you could vaguely catch a glimpse of the scenery.
"What did you do to me?" Xue Ruyue asked with trembling lips. Moisture quickly appeared in her eyes, and with tears in her eyes, she thought of a possibility that made her despair.
"You asked me what I did to you?" Bi Yuntao said in disbelief, "Why don't you ask what you did to me?"
"What do you mean?" Xue Ruyue wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, "You say it as if I have done something to you!"
"You really don't remember anything?" Bi Yuntao said with a surprised look on his face, "You were a woman last night!"
Xue Ruyue was confused by what he said. She didn't understand what he was saying at all. She looked at him pitifully with tears in her eyes, "What happened last night? How could my clothes...how could... "I opened my mouth several times, but I didn't say a complete sentence.
"Zizzi! Do you really want to know?" Bi Yuntao suppressed the surprise on his face, turned to squinting and looking at her playfully, and even made a sizzling sound on his lips, "Then I will tell you in detail! A little bit! No detail will be left out!" The word "detail" is very important, and coupled with the expression on his face, anyone would think that the content requires a membership purchase and a second payment.
The content that was originally normal always had a malicious feeling when it came out of Bi Yuntao's mouth, and his words always contained erotic connotations.
"I...I don't want to hear it anymore! Stop talking!" These words naturally sounded like this to Xue Ruyue. She didn't want to hear those dirty words, so she quickly shook her head in rejection.
"Hey! What does it matter if you listen to it?" Bi Yuntao said with a smile, "Just treat it as the morning news. It will help to warm up the relationship between us."
Morning news? What it is? Xue Ruyue's head is bigger. Why does he feel weird today? He always says some inexplicable things.
Just when she was still wondering what the morning news was, Bi Yuntao started talking about it with gusto.
"You don't know how 'heroic' you were last night. You were like a female gangster. You grabbed me and gnawed at my mouth!"
"You even tore my clothes off manically. Fortunately, I was strong-willed and resisted desperately, successfully resisting your 'invasion', but you still chewed saliva all over my face."
"I finally waited for you to calm down, and then I heard you murmuring..."
"What did I say?" Xue Ruyue had long forgotten the reason why she was half-dressed, and now she just wanted to strangle this man who was talking nonsense. But thinking that what he said in his sleep was clearly heard by him, he still suppressed his temper for the time being and prepared to listen to him.
"You said Bi Yuntao, you bastard, haven't you always wanted to get me? Now that I have volunteered so actively, you turned me away, which is really deceiving. I must get it faster than Meng Ruoxi You, be your Princess Qi!"
"Bi Yuntao! You lier! Go to hell!" Xue Ruyue was so angry that her whole body trembled. The more she listened, the angrier she became, and she bumped towards him without thinking.
"Ugh! What are you doing?" Bi Yuntao, who was bragging, was knocked unconscious by her sudden attack. He covered his mouth and nose in pain. The pain in his mouth and nose made him burst into tears.
But Xue Ruyue didn't let go of her hatred. She stretched out her hand to grab his ears and pulled him up. She blushed and said angrily: "If I give you some color, you can open a dyeing workshop! Is this lady giving you a good face? She's full of lies. ! This lady will not say such things to you! I wish you would stay away from me, so how could I take the initiative to throw myself into my arms? And... and... and try to do something wrong to you? It's you at first glance You made it up!"
"It hurts, it hurts!" Bi Yuntao reached out and pinched her wrist, begging for mercy in pain, "Everything I said is true! I lied to you, I'm a puppy!" As soon as his hand grabbed her wrist, his nostrils were Two streams of bright red warm liquid flowed down.
"You don't really think that I'm a fool, do you?" Xue Ruyue said bitterly, "Do you think I will believe your lies?"
"I...I...I'm really in trouble! I'm so angry!" Bi Yuntao felt that he was really in trouble now and couldn't express it. It was the stupidest choice to reason with a woman.
Seeing his miserable appearance, and seeing that what he said was true, Xue Ruyue angrily shook off the hand holding Bi Yuntao's ear, "You forgot all this matter from my mind? What if? This matter has spread to other people's ears, and if I know about it, I will go to the imperial concubine to complain, and let the imperial concubine deal with you!"
"Hiss!" Bi Yuntao murmured while raising his head to stop the bleeding nose: "Don't worry, this matter is our family matter, how could I tell others? I wish I could be around you The fewer men the better! It’s best if it’s just me!”
"Bah!" Xue Ruyue pouted at him, with a slight apology on her face. "Go and wash your face quickly! Your face is covered with blood!"
"Oh, there's no rush." Bi Yuntao refused with evasive eyes, "You go wash your face first! I'll go and make it easier!"
Seeing his wandering eyes, Xue Ruyue felt a little suspicious. She always felt that he was hiding something, but she didn't catch him. Although she was confused, she still followed his words and got up and walked to the river to wash her face. .
Seeing Xue Ruyue walking away, Bi Yuntao ran to the woods in the distance.
Bi Yuntao saw through the gap between the trees that Xue Ruyue did not turn her head to look at him, and he was relieved.
He looked down at the stain on his crotch with a wry smile on his face, how embarrassing it was! He actually had a wet dream because of the excitement last night! It feels like I have never seen a woman in my previous life!
etc! Bi Yuntao touched his chin and thought.
If the life before my soul could be considered a previous life, it seemed that apart from my first love, there really was no other woman, and I was still a solo and an old virgin until my death.
"Hey!" Bi Yuntao couldn't help but sigh.
In my previous life, I had carried out so many missions abroad, and had been seduced by women many times, and many of them were interesting to me. If I had known this, I should have found someone I liked to end my virginity. Why bother making it so embarrassing now!
"Hey! Are you done?" While Bi Yuntao was thinking, seeing that he hadn't returned yet, Xue Ruyue shouted to him, "Hurry up! I'm hungry!"
"Don't rush me! I'll be fine soon!" Bi Yuntao responded in a panic. His hands were not idle, so he quickly took out the new underpants and trousers from the storage ring and put them on. As for the filthy underpants and trousers, let this secret disappear in this lonely and uninhabited mountain!
"You're done!" Seeing Bi Yuntao staggering out, Xue Ruyue sat on the blanket and said with an unhappy face, "Hurry up and get me something to eat." After saying that, she stood up and walked towards the place where he had been convenient just now. Run in the direction.
"Eh? Sister Xue, where are you going?" Bi Yuntao, who was rekindling the bonfire, saw her running away in a hurry. He thought she was angry, and his heart tightened. He dropped the wood anxiously and chased after her.
Xue Ruyue heard the movement and shouted anxiously: "Don't come over!"
"Sister Xue, what's wrong with you? What did I do wrong?" Bi Yuntao paused slightly and hesitated for a moment. He ignored her and walked towards her, his words full of anxiety and concern.
"I apologize to you first, but you can't run around! The trees here are too tall and you can't tell the direction at all. What if you get lost?"
"Go away!" Xue Ruyue hid behind the tree and said with a blushing face, "Do you think I am Pixiu? I don't have to... don't have to..." The shyness of a woman made it difficult for her to say anything. .
"No need?" Bi Yuntao didn't understand what she meant for a while.
"You! You bastard! Do you have to say such shameful words to me?"
Hearing what Xue Ruyue said, thinking of her anxious look, and adding what she just said, I immediately understood what she was going to do. He stopped and smiled mischievously, "Sister Xue, you have to hurry up! I'll get you something to eat! Do you know if you need to call me if you have anything to do?"
"Go away!" Xue Ruyue hid behind the tree and squeezed her legs tightly. She wanted to cry now. She could hardly bear it anymore. It was really uncomfortable to hold it in.
When I got up to wash my face just now, I found something sticky on my crotch when I walked around. I don't know what it was, but it was really uncomfortable.
This made her feel nervous, thinking that she had peed her pants because she slept too deeply last night. When he walked away, she ran to the blanket and took a look. She didn't find any stains, which made her wonder again. How could only her pants be wet?
She actually wanted to deal with it by the river, but she didn't know how soon he would be back, and she was afraid of being discovered by him, so she had to wait for him to finish before dealing with it, which was convenient.
But now he actually followed me like an idiot. If he discovered the stain on his crotch, wouldn't he be laughing at him for the rest of his life?
Listening to Bi Yuntao walking away, Xue Ruyue wiped the stains on her pants with the wet corner of her clothes, but it had the opposite effect. The more she wiped, the bigger the stains became! She was so anxious that she was sweating profusely.
Putting down the tied hem of the robe, I didn't expect the effect to be quite good. This made her breathe a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the robe was relatively loose, otherwise she would really be laughed at by him!
After dealing with these, it was convenient to squat down. But when I squatted down, I happened to see a pair of trousers hanging on the grass not far away. The trousers were fluttering in the wind, and there were obvious signs of dryness on them.
Xue Ruyue's face suddenly turned red. So shameful! What he said yesterday turned out to be true! How should I face it?
