Chapter 171: A shoe that smells like pickled cabbage
"Sister Xue! You eat first! I'll go pick up some firewood and come back." Bi Yuntao let go of Xue Ruyue and winked at her, "Don't worry, I won't go far. Let's go together when I finish it Go to sleep!"
"Bah! Who wants to sleep with a scoundrel like you?!" Xue Ruyue blushed and raised the branch used for spearing fish and threw it at him.
Bi Yuntao dodged away and looked at her with a smile, "If you don't sleep with me, why do you have to keep vigil?"
"Just keep a vigil! What's the big deal!"
Seeing the mean smile on his face, Xue Ruyue was so angry that her teeth started to itch, and the branch she was holding in her hand made a rattling sound.
She now had an urge to slap that face full of that mean smile, but her butt was still aching, so she had no choice but to give up and sit and sulk.
"That's so embarrassing. I have to trouble Sister Xue to keep watch for me at night." Bi Yuntao rubbed his head and smiled sheepishly, "I'm going to pick up more firewood and come back, but I can't leave Sister Xue alone just because there is no firewood at night." Pick it up in the dark.”
Before he finished speaking, he ran to collect firewood in the distance, and there was even a faint whistle.
Xue Ruyue looked angrily at Bi Yuntao, who was carrying firewood one after another. Especially since he was still whistling in his mouth, she was so angry that she gritted her teeth. If she hadn't been able to defeat him, she would have done it long ago. With embroidered shoes in hand, she rushed towards him and whipped him.
Although you can't hear what he is blowing, it is not difficult to see how happy he is now.
When Xue Ruyue was sulking alone and thinking about how to deal with him, she suddenly remembered that he seemed to have promised her to take a hot bath for herself.
As he rolled his eyes, an idea came to his mind, and an evil smile appeared on his face unconsciously, looking like a little devil preparing to play a trick.
"Phew! So tired!" Bi Yuntao wiped the sweat off his head and looked at the large bundles of firewood in front of him, feeling very satisfied. Xue Ruyue couldn't burn all the firewood even if she tried desperately to burn it at night.
"Beep~beep~beep~" Bi Yuntao continued to whistle, took out the blanket and quilt and spread them on the ground. He quickly took off his clothes and got into bed, sitting next to the campfire with a contented look on his face. Xue Ruyue, who was thinking about something, said, "Sister Xue, I'm going to bed first! I'll trouble you to keep a vigil tonight!"
"Wait! Did you forget something?" Hearing Bi Yuntao's voice, Xue Ruyue turned her head and said to him with a smile on her face, "Think about what you promised me before?"
"Huh?" Bi Yuntao was stunned and thought about it carefully, but he couldn't remember what he had promised her. He asked inexplicably, "I didn't forget anything. I've done everything I should do!"
Bi Yuntao counted on his fingers bit by bit, "I've done all the fishing, cooking, and collecting firewood. I haven't forgotten anything!"
"Really?" The smile on Xue Ruyue's face became even brighter, "Just think about it!"
"Well!" Bi Yuntao tried his best to think back, and suddenly realized, "I thought you were going to say something! What you said was to teach you how to fish! That can't be done now, it's too late, the sky has darkened, there is no way now I can’t see the depth of the river clearly. It would be dangerous to teach you now. I’ll teach you tomorrow during the day!”
"That's not it!" Xue Ruyue kept smiling and shook her head, "You really can't remember?"
"Uh!" Bi Yuntao shook his head in confusion, "I forgot, I really can't remember."
"It doesn't matter if you can't remember." Xue Ruyue swayed her waist, walked slowly to Bi Yuntao, sat on his pillow with a high smile, lowered her head and said softly in his ear, "Do you want to let me know? Can I help you think about it?"
Looking at Xue Ruyue's swaying figure made Bi Yuntao feel relaxed and happy, but seeing the malicious smile hidden in her smile made his brows jump sharply and his heart throb, but in the end, these were all overtaken by her body fragrance lingering between her nostrils. Dissipated, he nodded with a look of enjoyment.
"Yes! Okay!" Bi Yuntao was silent in the beauty, unaware of the coming danger, and caressed one of Xue Ruyue's catkins with enjoyment, "If Sister Xue can kiss me, I will definitely remember it. "
"You're so bad. I'm a girl! How can a scoundrel like you ask a girl to take the initiative to kiss you!" Xue Ruyue blushed and murmured shyly.
"If you don't kiss me, I might not really remember it! This is something very important to you. You also know that I treat you best. It would be bad if I delayed your affairs." Bi Yuntao Leading in a persuasive way.
He took the trouble to play with her fair and slender catkins. He held the white catkins and kissed them with a look of fascination. He even rubbed them on his cheeks, feeling the smoothness and softness of her skin with his cheeks.
This little hand is soft and beautiful, with fair and smooth skin without any scars or calluses. If these hands could give me a shot, I would feel so good! After I marry Xue Ruyue, I must let this charming little goblin taste the power of my eighteen martial arts!
"It's disgusting!" Xue Ruyue blushed and withdrew her hand, yelling at him, "It's both a foot and a hand. Your hobbies are really different!"
"Hehe!" Bi Yuntao said with a smile, "I like Sister Xue! So I like every part of Sister Xue's body and every piece of skin!"
"Hmph!" Xue Ruyue rolled her eyes shyly, "To put it bluntly, you're not greedy for my body?" Although she said this, she was still happy in her heart.
"Hehe!" Seeing her playful look, Bi Yuntao felt like a kitten was scratching his heart. He really wanted to hold her in his arms and caress her, but what he had done to her just now Her reaction to frivolous behavior was so great. If she was doing this now, it would only be counterproductive. The relationship that had finally been eased would fall short again, so she could only endure it.
He took a deep breath and blinked at her, "Sister Xue, have you decided? I'm a little sleepy!"
Xue Ruyue hesitated for a while, her eyes averted, and she whispered softly, "Then... then close your eyes first."
"Okay, okay! I'll close my eyes right now!" Bewitched by the beauty in front of him, Bi Yuntao couldn't wait to close his eyes, waiting happily to enjoy her soft lips.
Thinking of the scene when she took the initiative to hook her neck and kiss her while trying to save her breath under the water, Bi Yuntao felt hot inside, and his whole heart was roasted and tormented by raging desire.
Thinking of her soft lips and smooth tongue, my heart was filled with waves, and I wished I could forcefully kiss those seductive soft lips right now, punish her right there, and take advantage of her.
no! You have said it yourself, and you must do it. She must take the initiative to speak and let her fall in love with him!
He suppressed the evil thoughts in his heart and waited for her kiss with expectation. With the aroma lingering between his nostrils, Bi Yuntao's soul now doesn't know where it has drifted.
Watching Bi Yuntao close his eyes, the smile on Xue Ruyue's face began to appear, gradually getting bigger, and finally revealed the malice hidden under the smile.
"Ah!" Bi Yuntao, who was closing his eyes in anticipation, felt a pain in his ears and screamed instantly.
"I told you to forget! I told you to forget!" Xue Ruyue twisted Bi Yuntao's ears with all her strength, "How dare you be scornful of me, and dare to fight against my... against me!"
"You can't touch a tiger's butt! I will let you know the origin of this sentence today!"
"Ah! You tigress! Let go! It hurts!" The fire in Bi Yuntao's heart disappeared instantly, and he quickly begged for mercy.
"Huh?" Xue Ruyue's eyes narrowed, her strength in her hands increased again, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Who do you think is the tigress?"
"Isn't that what you just said!" Bi Yuntao burst into tears of pain, "You just said personally that your butt can't be touched, so what else can you be if you're not a tigress?"
"Ha!" Xue Ruyue laughed angrily, "Then I'll let you know how powerful the tigress is!"
Saying that, Xue Ruyue grabbed the shoes he took off and slapped him hard on his disgusting face.
"Ah!" Bi Yuntao's attention was focused on how to release her hand that was holding his ear, and he didn't even notice that Xue Ruyue dared to be so presumptuous. In pain, he roared with hatred, "Xue Ruyue! Don’t hit someone in the face! Don’t go too far!”
"Am I going too far?" Seeing that he dared to yell at her under such circumstances, Xue Ruyue became even more resentful and said bitterly to him, "The more excessive ones are yet to come!"
"I'm not afraid! If you have the ability, use it! I won't even frown!" Bi Yuntao shouted, but the way he bared his teeth was really not convincing at all.
"Ha! You have a tough mouth. There is a time when you beg for mercy!" Xue Ruyue sneered, took his shoe and slammed it into his face.
"Woo!" Smelling the sour smell emanating from his shoes, Bi Yuntao's eyes widened and he kept patting Xue Ruyue's arm, "Woo! Let go!"
WTF! What kind of torture is this? ! These shoes, which are full of pickled cabbage flavor, are so refreshing!
"Huhu!" Xue Ruyue released her covering palms, and Bi Yuntao took a big breath of fresh air, "Xue Ruyue! You... wuwu!"
Bi Yuntao had just taken two breaths, and when he was taking in the third breath, Xue Ruyue once again held the shoes full of sour smell to his face, and this time he smelled them all! It was so good that the sour smell was so good that he choked with tears! Instantly burst into tears!
"Pah!" Bi Yuntao slapped Xue Ruyue's arm eagerly and hard. He had no time to care about the pain in his ears now. If Xue Ruyue didn't let her breathe fresh air, he would be suffocated to death by his own shoes. Got it!
"You know how powerful I am! Do you dare to take advantage of me in the future?" Seeing his appearance, Xue Ruyue felt so happy that she finally got the chance to repay him for his frivolity. His own revenge.
Bi Yuntao nodded and shook his head with tears in his eyes. He didn't dare to speak now. Whenever he opened his mouth, the smell of pickled cabbage from the shoes lingered on the tip of his nose. Now he could only hold his breath, otherwise he would have fainted from the smoke.
"What do you mean by nodding and shaking your head?" A sly look flashed across Xue Ruyue's eyes, and her expression remained the same as before, "I don't understand this, young lady! You should speak!" As she said that, she held her hand. His ears suddenly rotated with force!
"Ah!" Bi Yuntao screamed, and the smell of pickled vegetables in his shoes instantly poured into his lungs. "vomit!"
The huge sour smell made his stomach churn, and he retched retchingly, "Ugh! Snow! Ugh! Ruyue! Ugh!" The constant retching made Bi Yuntao almost vomit, but he still couldn't vomit because of the retching. Vomited a lot of saliva from the stomach.
"Eh! That's disgusting!" Xue Ruyue's fingers felt wet, and then she noticed drool dripping from the corner of his mouth. She let go of her hand in disgust and rubbed it on his face.
Bi Yuntao lay on the ground drooling, his body still reacting due to the stimulation, "Yuck!" He vomited again, tears of remorse flowed from the corners of his eyes, and said in a weak and desperate voice, "Xue!" Ruyue! You poisonous woman! Ugh! You murdered your husband!"
"Huh?!" Xue Ruyue tried her best to suppress her smile, but when she heard his curse, her eyes turned cold, and the hand holding his ear squeezed hard again.
"What do you mean I am?!" Xue Ruyue said in a bad tone.
"Ah!" Bi Yuntao cried out in pain again. He didn't know where he got the strength to throw away her hand that was holding her ear. He covered his swollen ears in pain and roared in grief, "You twisted it." Endless?! These are ears! Not twists!"
"You still dare to yell at me?! You haven't taught me a lesson, have you!" Xue Ruyue yelled at herself when she saw him, and she reached out to him again eagerly.
"Go away! You devil! Devil!" Bi Yuntao covered his ears and shrank in fear. His teeth were chattering and his voice was trembling.
"Why am I a devil? I'm the sister Xue you like! Don't you want to sleep with me? Now I'm here to sleep with you!" Xue Ruyue saw him like this for the first time, She moved towards him with an evil smile.
"No! Don't come over!" Bi Yuntao shrank, holding the quilt tightly with both hands. He was now naked except for a pair of trousers. The devil-like woman in front of him was pressing towards him step by step. He had injuries on his feet, so he couldn't outrun her. He could only resist, but his stomach was still churning. Where could he still have the strength? !
