Chapter 142 The pig fell into the water
There was no talking all night, and everyone spent a long night with their own thoughts.
Time soon came to the second day, which was also the third day in Hanfeng Temple. This day was naturally the main purpose of the Queen Mother coming to Hanfeng Temple, and it was also the purpose of everyone coming here. They were all for this day. , in order to burn incense and pray for blessings, praying to heaven for the immortality of China, the peace of the country and the people, congratulations came from all directions.
A burst of noise rang out, waking up Bi Yuntao who was talking about life with Duke Zhou's daughter.
I opened my eyes drowsily and saw the sun just rising outside the window, and I suddenly felt unhappy filling my heart. After silently spitting a national curse, he took the quilt and covered his head, turned over and continued to sleep.
"Dang, Dang, Dang!" A rapid knock on the door sounded, "Open the door!"
have to! Lafayette is here! Even if Bi Yuntao was reluctant, he could only get up and open the door.
"Bang!" Before Bi Yuntao could put on his clothes, the room door was violently kicked open by the imperial concubine, "What time is it? Can't you afford it? Did you forget that today is the day to offer incense and pray for blessings?"
"Uh..." Bi Yuntao had a dull look on his face. He held his underwear in his hand and stopped stiffly in the air. He turned his head stiffly and looked at the imperial concubine who broke in through the door.
"Bah!" The imperial concubine did not expect to see such a disgusting scene as soon as she entered the door. When she saw Bi Yuntao naked and holding obscene pants in his hand, she spat viciously, "What's the point of being short and small? !”
"Bang!" Before Bi Yuntao could retort violently, the imperial concubine dodged and slammed the door, "Hurry up and get dressed with me and come out for breakfast!"
Bi Yuntao was about to cry, but now he wanted to die! It’s okay to be looked at for no reason, but also to be ridiculed for being short and small? ! It's simply too much! What's wrong with you? It's obviously Optimus Prime!
Bi Yuntao cursed for a while and started to put on his clothes.
The imperial concubine ran out as if she was running away. Although her face was expressionless, the lingering crimson color on her face betrayed her mood at this time.
Damn you bastard, you are so dishonest so early in the morning! You take off your clothes when you go to bed at night, but when you wake up in the morning, you still look down at your crotch with a satisfied expression on your face. There was a towel scattered on the bedside. It was obvious that he had done nothing good last night!
Tao'er has indeed grown up. She is still a child in her eyes, so how can she grow up in the blink of an eye? !
Should we first find a maid to serve Tao'er? It just so happens that I can keep an eye on him for me, so that he won’t go out and fool around in the future!
Xiaolan happened to be around, so it would be nice to let him take Xiaolan in. Although Xiaolan and Taoer had an agreement, Xiaolan seemed to obey Taoer's words. She talked to her carefully, and she was probably willing to hand herself over to Taoer.
It’s just that Xiaolan’s identity is really difficult to deal with! Based on that person's character, if he knew that Xiaolan had become Taoer's maid, he would probably forget about the old relationship and rush over to fight for the mother and son!
Forget it, Xiaolan still has to protect Xue Ruyue, so let’s put this matter aside for now. Let’s wait until Xue Ruyue returns to Jinling safe and sound before considering this matter!
"Boom!"
With the ringing of a bell, the blessing ceremony began smoothly.
After breakfast, Bi Yuntao was bored and followed the ministers to the Prayer Square. Under the guidance of the eunuchs, they each stood in their corresponding positions, waiting for the emperor and others to come.
Bi Yuntao stood for a while and then began to look left and right, looking for Xue Ruyue's figure, but the entire square was crowded with people, and even if they were standing still, they were just a few princes and a group of ministers.
The accompanying wives, concubines, and children were all blocked by the guards on both sides. Looking from a distance, it was impossible to see who was who, let alone find a person who was deliberately hiding among those people.
Just when Bi Yuntao was a little disappointed because he didn't see Xue Ruyue, a cold and malicious look stopped on him and never left.
Bi Yuntao followed the source of his eyes and saw the third prince, who was lame on one leg, sitting in a wooden wheelchair being pushed over by a servant.
Bi Yuntao was indifferent to this, but looked happy. When the third prince came to stand opposite him, Bi Yuntao shouted to him with a smile on his face: "Hey! Lame Three! Wait until Miaochun Pavilion reopens. , I invite you to play! That woman Yu Yaoer tastes really good! I still miss you while you serve her!"
The third prince had a gloomy look on his face and ignored Bi Yuntao's words while sitting in a wheelchair. However, the Jinsunnan rosary in his hand made an overwhelming sound, and his knuckles turned white from the exertion.
Bi Yuntao didn't have any scruples about these words, he said them in front of everyone, especially the eldest prince, the second prince, as well as the left prime minister, right prime minister, old general Xia Jie and other high-ranking people, they heard it clearly. , really true. Every word was heard in his ears.
Especially the phrase "Lame Three" is like fried shrimps with pig's heart, murderous and heart-wrenching! The only thing left to say was ridicule, unabashedly so.
Everyone present was a high-ranking person, and they all knew the true situation of the third prince. Although it does not damage the fundamentals, it still lacks the glory. To sum it up in one sentence, it has changed from a Mosin Nagant rifle to today's small Berkine pistol, which is not only short but also has a fast rate of fire.
"Hahaha!" General Xia Jie burst out laughing when he heard Bi Yuntao's sarcasm.
"You old man! What's so funny?!" The Right Prime Minister standing behind Bi Yuntao laughed loudly when he saw Xia Jie, a tough guy, and hurriedly reminded him.
The left prime minister looked like it had nothing to do with him, but he was secretly happy in his heart. Xia Jie was indeed China's number one cutter. This old man really didn't save any face for the third prince. He didn't see the third prince. Is your face so dark that it turns into the bottom of a pot? !
"You old guy! You are very lenient in your control! I want to laugh, can you control it?!"
Xia Jie doesn't care what they think in their hearts. Anyway, he is happy and can laugh whenever he wants. The emperor is not here. What can you soldiers and crabs do to me? !
"You!" I didn't expect that I would be treated as a donkey's liver and lungs by someone who was kind enough to remind me. He was so angry that the right minister didn't care about his face and directly yelled, "I'm so angry! You are a bastard and a rogue!"
"I would like to remind you, but you actually treat me like a donkey's liver and lungs. It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and you don't know the heart of a good person!"
"You old guy! Who are you calling a dog?!" Xia Jie's face drooped, and he scolded the right minister, "You are the dog! Your whole family is a dog!"
The two of them were exchanging crazy words, forgetting that the culprit of the whole incident was King Qi who was watching the show.
Although the eldest prince and the second prince never spoke, seeing the two of them mocking the third prince in unison, they spent their whole life trying to hold back their laughter and prevent themselves from laughing out loud. But neither of them knew that their trembling shoulders had betrayed them.
The third prince's current mood is like a mute eating Coptis chinensis. He really cannot express his suffering.
He didn't want to talk to Bi Yuntao in the first place. Anyway, he would have no chance to play around soon, so what if he was allowed to taste the speed of his tongue now? !
But unexpectedly, Xia Jie's old dog suddenly burst into laughter, and the right minister's old dog seemed to be talking to him, but it sounded like he was sarcastic with Xia Jie.
He held the golden rosary tightly with both hands, and the golden rosary made a "creep" sound when he pinched it. His face was gloomy, and his heart was filled with murderous intent. When I sit in that position, I will definitely take over their whole family. All the men were turned into eunuchs, and all the women were thrown into the Jiaofangsi, where they were trained into military prostitutes with thousands of people and ten thousand people riding on them.
Bi Yuntao on the side didn't care what the third prince looked like. Since he dared to speak sarcastically, he naturally wanted to see the third prince feel uncomfortable. The more uncomfortable he felt, the happier he would be.
Seeing Xia Jie and the Right Prime Minister singing and cooperating with each other, my eyes suddenly lit up. Why didn't I realize that the two of them were so good before? The more I looked at them, the more pleasing they became, but they were much more pleasing to the eye than the future father-in-law of the Left Prime Minister! It seems that after returning home, you can visit with gifts. Even if they don't like you, it doesn't matter. Just take it as a signal of your goodwill to them.
"You two old dogs are so shameless!" The Left Prime Minister was annoyed by their quarrel and yelled, "What kind of place is this? This is a place where incense and blessings are offered. How can it be that you two old dogs are fighting with each other?" If you want to fight, just wait until you return to the room, and you two can quarrel while you are loving each other!"
"Oh!"
"You dreamy old dog! What are you talking about?!"
Seeing that the left prime minister actually stepped in, he ridiculed the two of them without saying a word, and even joked about what happened yesterday afternoon.
You Xiangqi's body was shaking like chaff. He rolled up his arms and sleeves and was about to rush over to settle the score with him.
Old General Xia Jie was even more rude. After all, he was standing behind the left prime minister and spat out a mouthful of yellow phlegm.
Zuo Xiang had long known what Xia Jie's reaction would be, and he nimbly avoided Xia Jie's precise spray from the pea shooter.
"You old summer dog, Liu Guizhang was right! You are such an old dog!"
Although Zuo Xiang seems to be more flexible when he jumps, he is old and a weak scholar after all. This jump is not important, but when he landed, he twisted his ankle. Seeing that he was about to fall to the ground, he held on in panic. This thing stabilized his figure and prevented him from making a fool of himself.
But what he didn't expect was that the help he gave in a hurry caused pain to the third prince sitting in the wheelchair in front of him.
Because of the force exerted by the left phase, the wheelchair ran forward uncontrollably.
The third prince felt the force of the push, his heart suddenly thumped, his face changed drastically, and he wanted to ask someone to hold the wheelchair. But it was too late, the wheelchair was already sliding forward uncontrollably, so fast that his mind went blank.
"Be careful!" Someone shouted, and the eldest prince, who was snickering behind their backs, turned to look at the source of the shout. It was okay not to look at it, but when I looked at it, I was immediately shocked.
He saw the wheelchair crashing towards him like a wild horse, carrying the third prince and the chair.
The eldest prince jumped to the side without thinking. After all, he made a decision in a hurry. He couldn't prepare himself and fell straight into the mud.
On the other hand, the third prince sat on a sliding wheelchair and headed straight to the pond in front. Several princes present were scheming against each other, and naturally they were eager to see someone make a fool of themselves.
Therefore, no one stopped the sliding wheelchair carrying the third prince. They all stood aside and watched the jokes.
"Plop!" The huge sound of falling water resounded through the sky.
"Help!" The third prince threw himself in the pond and asked for help.
"Come quickly! The third prince has fallen into the water!" Everyone reacted, some exclaimed, and some called the guards to rescue him.
"Hahaha!" Bi Yuntao pointed at the drowned third prince like a normal person and laughed regardless of the image, "Look! The pig fell into the water!"
