Chapter 122 Why is it always me who gets hurt?
The right Prime Minister, whose swelling had subsided, was lying on the bed in pain, and kept cursing at the old General Xia Jie who had his legs crossed beside him, "Well, you old Xia man, I kindly stepped forward to make peace, you old man, you are fine." , not only didn’t appreciate it, but also started beating me. Fortunately, I’m in good health, otherwise I would have been beaten to death by you, an old man! Then I won’t believe that the Queen can still protect you!”
"Tch!" Old General Xia curled his lips disdainfully, "You, an old guy, have a body like a bean sprout, but you still have the nerve to say you are in good health?! Look at the sad look on your new concubine's face, I'm afraid Aren’t you satisfied with your desires every night? If I were here, I would already have my grandson in my arms, and why would I go to the temple to burn incense and worship Buddha every now and then?”
"You old man! You are the one who is dissatisfied with your desires! Your whole family is dissatisfied with your desires!"
Even a man can't stand this kind of insult, not to mention that the old general Xia Jie insulted and ridiculed him. This made the right minister feel like there was something in his chest, stuck in the middle of his throat, and he couldn't go up or come down. He almost breathed. Didn't come up again.
"Hmph!" Seeing the angry and frustrated appearance of the right minister, Old General Xia was not angry. He snorted from his nose and ignored him, continuing to drink tea honestly.
Seeing Xia Jie acting like nothing was wrong, You Xiang wanted to jump up and slap him, but he was no match for him, so he had no choice but to turn over and face him with his butt, sulking secretly.
General Xia raised his eyebrows when he saw the right minister like this, "Who are you sticking your butt out to, old guy?!"
"It's so vulgar! This is my room. I can do whatever I want. If you don't want to stay here, get out of here!"
"Hey! I have such a bad temper! You really piss me off!" Shi Ke couldn't bear it anymore. Old General Xia rolled up his arms and sleeves, dropped the tea cup and grabbed the right minister's neck.
"Xia Jie! What are you going to do?" The right minister also didn't expect that Xia Jie would dare to be so bold and attack him!
"What?! Of course I want to fuck you!" General Xia had a look on his face. He was also very angry. He didn't realize that his words could easily cause misunderstanding!
"Xia Jie! You dare to touch me and try it! I must go to your majesty to take a copy of your book!" The right minister also roared loudly, and he grabbed his neck. He was already a little short of breath, and his face turned red from holding back. Coupled with the rising anger, his old face turned as red as pig liver.
"Ha! Just give it a try! Old man! Do you really think I don't dare to touch you?!" He raised his hand and slapped the right prime minister.
A scholar who has no power to tie a chicken is grabbed by the neck by a tall, fat man with a sinister face. This person threatens to beat you. If you say you are not afraid, you are lying. This is the Right Prime Minister, who has always been in the position. He was in a high position and could still remain calm, which would have made other scholars wet their pants.
Even though the right prime minister looked calm and composed, in fact, his heart was beating rapidly with fear. Although he knew that Xia Jie, an old man, was deliberately intimidating him and just to make himself happy, he still turned his head and closed his eyes in fear.
Just when General Xia's slap was about to come into close contact with the right prime minister's cheek, they heard a "clang!" sound, startling the two of them. General Xia's slap was just right, hitting the right minister's cheek impartially The Prime Minister's face looked like General Xia was caressing the Right Prime Minister affectionately.
"I didn't see anything! Keep going, keep going!" After the visitor finished speaking, he didn't care about the food box that fell to the ground. He slammed the door without thinking and disappeared as if he was running away.
They were most afraid of the sudden silence in the air. Originally, the two of them didn't think anything was wrong, but they couldn't bear to be misunderstood and misinterpreted the meaning. When someone came to speak, the two of them discovered the clues between each other. Looking at each other, they noticed their weird posture.
The situation at this time is that General Xia held the right minister's neck and came close to him, and lovingly caressed the right minister's cheek with his right hand. Coupled with the previous conversation between General Xia and the right minister, it is difficult not to make people think. What's even more terrifying is that the Prime Minister lying on the bed is like a girl in love for the first time. He shyly lets Qinglang touch his cheek with his eyes closed. General Xia, who is standing at the head of the bed, is looking at the Prime Minister affectionately and affectionately. caressing.
The whole scene was as disgusting as possible. The visitor ran to his house. When he saw no one was chasing him, he leaned against the tree and vomited wildly.
He didn't eat much during lunch, and he knew that they didn't eat either. He originally wanted to take some food and talk to them. Who would have thought that as soon as he opened the door, he saw Ren Ren The sight of nausea made his stomach twitch.
I finally stopped vomiting, but as soon as I closed my eyes, I saw that disgusting scene, and my stomach suddenly felt churning again, and I started to retching.
After all, General Xia was a martial arts practitioner, and his reaction ability was a bit faster than that of the right minister. He reacted first and pushed the right minister away in disgust.
"Bah! What bad luck!" General Xia's stomach was filled with disgust, and he wiped his palms on his clothes in disgust.
"It's bad luck for your grandma's legs!" The Right Prime Minister was suddenly pushed to the bed by General Xia. He had no time to take into account the knowledge of a scholar and cursed, "You old man, why don't you hurry up and chase me! You are being pushed by that old dog of the Left Prime Minister. Misunderstanding, he will definitely not give up this opportunity to add insult to injury, and will definitely slander and slander us in front of all the civil and military officials, and then the two of us will really have a hard time talking!"
General Xia also woke up from a dream and knew the stakes involved. He rushed out of the room and chased the left prime minister.
"Left Prime Minister! You old dog who can kill a thousand swords, stop here!"
Zuo Xiang was retching while holding on to the big tree. He finally felt better in his stomach. Then he wiped his mouth and weakly stood up holding on to the tree trunk. He was about to go back to his room. Unexpectedly, he didn't take a few steps to hear Xia Xia coming from behind. The old general roared angrily, and the left minister ran away without even thinking.
"Idiots don't run away! Don't chase me, you old dog, if you have the guts!"
Prime Minister Zuo fled into his room, closed the door, and responded to General Xia, who was standing in front of the door and roaring.
"I really didn't expect that the dignified founding general of the country would actually do such things!"
Prime Minister Zuo was so angry with King Qi before that he didn't care how things would turn out now. Since they dared to do it and were discovered by him, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to shout out and let everyone in the temple know about it.
"Wow! You old dog! Don't stop spewing nonsense! Make things up! Slander us! The Right Prime Minister and I have done nothing! But we have an upright relationship!" Listening to the Left Prime Minister's slander, General Xia didn't even think about it. Just blurt out whatever is on your mind.
It was okay not to explain, but the more he explained, the more confusing he became. These words were just heard by the right minister who was catching up with his cheek, and a mouthful of old blood poured into his mouth and spurted out.
The right prime minister was also a ruthless person. He gritted his teeth and swallowed it hard. He gasped for a little breath and felt a little better. Then he cursed bitterly: "You dream old dog, don't yell blindly if you don't understand! What kind of petty things are there? It’s obviously just old man Xia who is following the instructions of the Holy One and taking care of me!”
"Yo yo yo!" Zuo Xiang slowly mocked, "How dare you involve the Holy One?! The scene I saw was not what you, old man Xu, said! Do I have to see what I saw? Speak out the disgusting content?!”
"If you can, you dream old dog will tell you what you saw!" Old General Xia has been in the army for half his life. He has never been threatened by anyone on the battlefield. He has always been the only one to threaten others. How can he be threatened by others? Dare to threaten him!
"I'm not afraid of slanted shadows, but I want to see what kind of flowers you can tell!"
When the right minister saw Xia Jie speaking, he knew that something was not right at this time. Sure enough, as he thought, the matter had reached an irreversible point. Now he no longer even had the thought of being angry. Xia Jie is an old man. How could he kill everyone on the battlefield without even a single opponent? !
"You stupid pig!" the right minister yelled angrily, and was about to go back to his room. He didn't want to be embarrassed here anymore, and now there were already many good people looking over here.
"Hey! Why are you, old man Xu, scolding me?! Did I say something wrong?! We didn't do anything in the first place!"
The Right Prime Minister ignored him and walked towards the room without looking back. As a result, he took a step and was grabbed by General Xia, "You old guy, don't even think about leaving. Come with me and listen to what Old Meng has to say." over!"
When Zuo Xiang hid behind the window and saw this scene, he felt so happy that Bi Yuntao's previous resentment also disappeared.
"Then I've just said it, that scene is extremely disgusting when I think about fighting now. One is lying on the bed and wants to refuse, and the other is standing beside the bed with affection. You two old guys are both family people. It's really Shameless! He actually did such a shameful thing without telling his wife, concubines, and children!"
"Vomit!" As soon as Zuo Xiang finished speaking, the imperial concubine who was watching the show bent down and retched with Xiaolan's support.
The Prime Minister's face was full of embarrassment. He was grabbed by Old Man Xia. Old Man Xia had no intention of letting go. Moreover, his embarrassment was revealed. Looking at the imperial concubine who was retching, he had a look on his face. Life is full of love.
For some reason, the Prime Minister couldn't help but think of a sheep with a disgusting poop on its head. When it was caught, it yelled helplessly, why is it always me who gets hurt?
Old General Xia also didn't expect that a fourth person would dare to intervene in the quarrel among the old guys. He was so angry that he was about to curse. At the same time, he also stared at the source of the sound, only to see that it was the imperial concubine. , the voice that had not yet been spoken was held in his throat.
General Xia was a bit of a bastard. He even dared to scold the emperor when he got angry. Naturally, he was not afraid of the imperial concubine. Even if he was caught in such an embarrassing situation, he still greeted the imperial concubine shamelessly.
Old General Xia is a veteran. If someone really pissed him off, he would even dare to scold the emperor. Naturally, he was not afraid of the imperial concubine. Even if he was caught in such an embarrassing situation, he would still face him shamelessly. Greetings, Imperial Concubine.
"Old minister, pay homage to the imperial concubine!" Seeing that the imperial concubine was still retching, he glared at Xiaolan who was taking care of him, "You bitch slave, the imperial concubine is ill, and yet you asked the imperial concubine to come out, and why didn't you help the imperial concubine back quickly? Room?!"
The imperial concubine retched a few times and finally relaxed a little, "Thank you, General Xia, for your concern. I have to go to Prince Qi and leave now! You continue! I won't disturb you!"
With that said, he pulled Xiaolan towards King Qi's room in a panic.
"Hey! Farewell, my dear concubine..." Before the right minister could finish his words, the imperial concubine had disappeared.
