Chapter 115: Carry out the grease to the end
Seeing Xue Ruyue's sudden arrogance, Bi Yuntao came back from his drunken state and smiled at her, "Lettuce is delicious, but compared to the drink I apologized to, Sister Xue, you like it better which one?"
"One is a liquid and the other is a solid. How can they be compared to each other?"
Bi Yuntao pointed to the empty lettuce plate and Feizhai Happy Water and said: "One is your favorite food, and the other is a drink that the Empress Dowager praises highly. They don't conflict. And..."
"And what?" Xue Ruyue asked curiously when she saw that he was speaking normally.
Under the gaze of Meng Ruoxi, Bi Yuntao deliberately moved closer to Xue Ruyue and whispered, "You may not know something. When the Queen Mother was young, she was like Sister Xue. She is also a rare beauty!”
"And the reason why we have this dish now is because the Empress Dowager likes it. Isn't it the Empress Dowager's birthday soon, so the Emperor specially ordered that this dish will be served on these days, just to make the Empress Dowager happy. "
"Look, not only do you have the same beauty as the Empress Dowager when she was young, but you even have the same taste in food, and the Empress Dowager also praises my drinks. Comparing the two, the distance between you and the Empress Dowager All that’s left is the approval of my drink!”
Bi Yuntao looked at her with a smile, "Sister Xue, what are you talking about this time, how did you like the drink I poured you?"
I wanted to go against my will and say it was not good, but when I heard Bi Yuntao say this, I couldn't go against my will and say it was not good. Doesn't this mean that the Queen Mother has no vision? He could only answer with a definite nod.
"It's not bad. Although the taste is a bit weird, it's really sweet and delicious. No wonder the Queen Mother is full of praises."
"Humph!" Bi Yuntao puffed up his chest proudly, "Of course it tastes good! I developed this myself."
"Did you develop it?" Xue Ruyue looked Bi Yuntao up and down suspiciously. No matter how she looked at it, she didn't think that King Qi, who was only thinking about women, would develop such a delicious drink.
But when I saw his very sure look and the look on his face that wanted me to praise him, I felt more or less trusting in my heart.
"That has to be me!" Bi Yuntao's proud tail almost went up to the sky. "You may not know something. In order to develop this drink, I am an ignorant playboy on the surface, but secretly I am determined to make myself stronger. Good man, this drink has almost exhausted my wisdom, destroyed countless brain cells, racked my brains and painstaking research, and was just developed a few days ago."
"Moreover, this drink is a birthday gift I am planning to give to the Queen Mother. I just want Sister Xue to taste it first. If you like it, I can give you some. As the saying goes, a good horse goes with a good saddle, and good wine goes with a beautiful woman! Although this drink It’s not fine wine, but it can be regarded as a good match for Sister Xue!”
"It's obvious that flowers are given to beauties, and swords are given to heroes!" Xue Ruyue rolled her eyes helplessly, "You have the nerve to say that you developed this drink, but can't you read more books?"
"Hahaha!" Bi Yuntao suddenly laughed.
"Huh?" Xue Ruyue felt a little unhappy when she saw him suddenly laughing, "Why are you laughing? What's so funny? I didn't say anything funny!"
"I'm sorry! Sister Xue." Bi Yuntao stopped laughing and said to her apologetically: "I'm not laughing at you, I just thought of a mistake in your words."
"Well?" Xue Ruyue thought about what she said just now, but she couldn't figure out what she said wrong. "Tell me! What did I say wrong?! I still don't believe it. ! You are an ignorant and ignorant disciple, but you are still more knowledgeable than me!"
"Hehe!" Bi Yuntao smiled meaningfully, "Then you can take a closer look and see if what I said is right?!"
"All ears!"
"This sentence should be a wonderful love gift to a beautiful woman, and a good story will be passed down through the ages! Ruyue and Yuntao are a match made in heaven!"
"You! You're a slut!" Xue Ruyue, who was listening attentively, didn't expect that he would tease her, and he would say it so explicitly. As soon as this verse came out, it was like saying that the woman I like is a fugitive. It cannot fall out of the palm of my hand.
Xue Ruyue blushed at his sudden teasing, and pinched him hard in anger, "You teased me again! You are like this every time, you know how to take advantage of me, so you can't follow me." Do you want to talk nicely?!"
Xue Ruyue, who was blushing after being teased by Bi Yuntao, pinched Bi Yuntao and felt that their actions showed intimacy.
It was like a flirtation between lovers, and I felt guilty for a while. When I saw Bi Yuntao grimacing in pain, and didn't notice the little gestures between them that looked like a couple, I felt relieved, but there was a trace of loss in my heart.
When I glanced past the eldest prince with the corner of my eye, I saw that the eldest prince's seat was already empty. I don't know why, but I didn't feel disappointed. Instead, I felt extremely happy.
"I really don't understand how you can say such shameful words with a blank face, without blushing or heart beating." Xue Ruyue continued to complain.
"There is no way! Who made me get a strange disease!" Bi Yuntao rubbed his waist painfully and said in a low tone: "There is no cure for this strange disease of mine!"
"You! You look clearly fine, how could you..." Xue Ruyue heard that his tone didn't sound like he was joking with her, and looked at him in disbelief, "Then what kind of disease do you have? How could you be so helpless?" Can medicine cure it?”
"Then let me tell you, you can't tell others, especially Meng Ruoxi, do you know?" Bi Yuntao carefully looked towards Meng Ruoxi and saw that her seat was already empty. , only Meng Ruolang was sitting there holding her teeth.
Bi Yuntao felt a sour feeling in his heart. He really couldn't figure out how Han Wuyong was better than him.
Isn't it that he is more handsome than me, has more money than me, is taller than me, has read more books than me, has a higher education than me, and is more famous than me... In what way is he better than me? Already? !
I really can't understand why Meng Ruoxi is so close to him. Judging from her behavior, she still has her own feelings in her heart, but why doesn't she come over and explain to him?
Xue Ruyue rolled her eyes speechlessly, "I have already offended Miss Meng. Can you imagine that Miss Meng and I could sit down and drink tea and discuss things calmly? And it's all about you!"
"Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of what may happen. What if you all become my Princess Qi and become sisters in the future?!"
"It's daytime now, please wake up!" Meng Ruoxi rolled her eyes speechlessly. Does he still want to enjoy the blessings of everyone? Although his title contains the word "Qi", wanting to embrace each other is simply a daydream. With their beauty and family, anyone who can get the favor of one of them will be considered a celebrity. After marrying Gao Xiang, he actually wanted to include both of them into his mansion? ! How beautiful he is!
"Are you going to tell me or not?" Meng Ruoxi said angrily, "If you don't tell me, I will leave! If you hadn't told me on the road that you wanted me to act with you, do you think I would be willing to act with you? This annoying guy is making a fool of himself?!"
"Then I'll say it!"
"Say it!" Xue Ruyue nodded.
"Come here!" As he said that, Bi Yuntao leaned towards Xue Ruyue's ear.
Xue Ruyue quickly dodged, "Just say it like that! It's mysterious! Just say no in a lower voice, and no one will eavesdrop!"
She was either flirting with Bi Yuntao or enjoying the delicious food. She hadn't noticed it until now. Although many people in the room had left after lunch, there was no shortage of curious people in this world. The Empress Dowager and the Imperial Concubine were eating melon silently in the distance. Of course, the Emperor and the Empress were still talking, but their ears had already perked up.
Bi Yuntao was helpless. He had already discovered the four people peeking. He originally didn't want them to hear it, but when he saw Xue Ruyue saying this, since his arms couldn't twist his thighs, he had no choice but to follow her wishes.
"Actually! The disease I have..." Bi Yuntao's voice became softer and quieter, and Xue Ruyue gradually couldn't hear clearly. She moved slightly and moved closer to him.
When Bi Yuntao saw her taking the bait, his voice became slightly louder, "I have taken a lot of medicine to cure this strange disease, but it can't be cured. The moment my heart stopped when I met you! There is a saying that goes well, you are my medicine. It works instantly!”
"Pfft! Ahem!" The eavesdropping imperial concubine was also whetted by Bi Yuntao. She was eavesdropping intently. She happened to feel a little dry in the mouth, so she took a sip of tea to moisten her throat, but the liquid that had just entered her throat In an instant, I heard the earthy love words that made people feel greasy. I couldn't hold back any of them and sprayed them all out.
"Yeah!" Xue Ruyue thought that her previous complaints would make him restrain himself, but she didn't expect that he would go even further and speak even more disgustingly than before. What I didn't expect was that someone was really eavesdropping, and the person eavesdropping was the imperial concubine!
"You bastard! I'm so embarrassed!" After being teased like this in public, and the molestation was explicit and disgusting several times, Xue Ruyue covered her pretty red face and ran away as if running away. Zhaitang.
"Sister Xue, please slow down!" Seeing Xue Ruyue running away like a little white rabbit, Bi Yuntao could only see her back disappearing at the door before Bi Yuntao could stand firm.
Bi Yuntao looked at the empty door and was speechless for a while. He didn't know if he forgot to read the almanac today. Every time he was in high spirits, he would find someone eavesdropping.
You said that you just eat melon, but you are not quiet at all. You are startled and startled, making it seem like you are the heroine, and you are constantly trying to increase your presence.
This time it was fine. The melon I had just picked was caught in the act, and it was smashed to pieces before I even warmed it up. Let’s see how you eat melons from Xue Ruyue and me from now on!
Bi Yuntao looked back sadly at the imperial concubine with evasive eyes, shook his head helplessly, ignored the wonderful expressions on the faces of everyone present, and walked out of the dining hall with three unsteady steps.