Chapter 89 Conditions
Bi Yuntao scratched his head in confusion, what kind of thing is this! It's simply an act of banditry. Is the mother-in-law the reincarnation of a little Japanese devil? You have to come to my place to do a big sweep and implement the three-guang policy.
Forget it, who allowed himself to be his son! Three Guangs, three Guangs, anyway, if I make a mistake in the future, I still have to count on my mother and concubine to say a few nice words in front of my father! Think of it as an advance gift.
"Ha!" Bi Yuntao yawned, "Let's get some sleep first! After dinner, we can go find Han Wuyong's room. If we can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple, and he won't be able to run away for a while."
But something unexpected happened. Bi Yuntao had just laid down and squinted for less than a stick of incense when the knock on the door rang again.
"Dang Dang Dang!" There was an urgent knock on the door.
"Damn it! I must have owed you something in my previous life! It's so much trouble even just sleeping!" Bi Yuntao got up from the bed with a curse, dragged his shoes, and went to open the door.
"Who is it!" Bi Yuntao shouted, "Stop urging me! Are you urging me to die?!"
"Creak!" With a sound, Bi Yuntao opened a crack, looked at the person outside the door, and said sullenly, "If you don't have anything important to do, I will definitely kill you!"
"Hey!" Meng Ruolang twitched the corners of her mouth and laughed awkwardly, "Brother! Can you invite me in first! It's a bit cold outside!"
Bi Yuntao stared at him with a sullen face for a while, then took a deep breath and said, "Come in!"
"What's the matter with you coming to see me?" Bi Yuntao got into the bed and looked at him with only his head exposed.
"Why is your room so cold?!" Meng Ruolang found a sunny place to do it, and finally felt a little warmth on her body, "Why don't you light up the heater?!"
"Warmer?" Bi Yuntao looked at Meng Ruolang doubtfully.
"Yes, there is one in every room." Meng Ruolang looked around and couldn't find where the heater was. "Don't you have a heater in your house?!"
Meng Ruolang looked at Bi Yuntao's dull look, and since he didn't find the heater at all, he knew that he had been raped.
"Since there isn't one, then why don't you ask the servants to bring the heater?!"
"I thought the emperor wanted to respect the national conditions, protect the environment, and not let us use the heater!" Bi Yuntao smiled stupidly, "Hehehehe! It turns out that there was no preparation for me at all. I turned out to be a dispensable person. !”
Feelings of grievance flooded into my heart for a moment, and coupled with what happened to Meng Ruoxi before, my mood suddenly became like a broken cup, falling into pieces, and I was in pain.
"I think someone did this on purpose!" Meng Ruolang said while looking lazily at the back of the chair.
Bi Yuntao quickly came back to his senses and looked at Meng Ruolang, "Who is it?! How dare you treat me like this? Let's see if I don't cut him into pieces!"
"Ha! Who else could it be?" Meng Ruolang sneered. Seeing Bi Yuntao's confused look, he pretended to be mysterious and said, "Guess!"
good! very good! very good! Bi Yuntao clenched his gums. This boy knew how to adjust his tone and dared to climb up when given a pole.
"I won't guess! Do you like to talk or not!"
"Tch!" Meng Ruolang had no interest at all, "It's boring, okay, okay, let me tell you."
"Everything we do in the temple is arranged by the Ministry of Etiquette, so you understand!"
"You mean..." Bi Yuntao suddenly realized, "It's Ji Wuli who is causing trouble behind his back?"
"Yeah!" Meng Ruolang nodded, "If there is no accident, it should be!"
Bi Yuntao cursed secretly, "It seems that the two slaps he gave him before were really advantageous! If I had known this, I should have swollen the other side of his face!"
"Hahaha!" Meng Ruolang thought of Ji Wuli's swollen half of his face and laughed loudly, "Ji Wuli probably didn't read the almanac when he went out this time. As soon as he entered Hanfeng Temple, he provoked you, big brother, and was humiliated by you. After a slap, half of his face was swollen. It’s not good for him to offend anyone. If he has to offend you, brother, I really want to see the other side of his face swollen. Brother, tell me, will it become Pig head!"
"How did you know that Ji Wuli had offended me? Did you see me humiliating Ji Wuli?!" Bi Yuntao asked suspiciously.
"Yes! My sister and I saw everything clearly from beginning to end." Meng Ruolang continued talking, "Originally, I wanted to go up and say hello, but I was stopped by my sister, and then I went to Han with my sister. Where is Wu Yong?"
Bi Yuntao's eyes were full of light when he heard the first few sentences, but when he heard the last sentence, the light in his eyes was replaced by sadness. It seemed that he had to take action tonight, otherwise his heart would be riddled with holes in Meng Ruoxi's affairs sooner or later.
"Oh! That's it!" Bi Yuntao responded weakly, "Do you know which room Han Wuyong lives in?"
"I know! Didn't I just say that I just went to Han Wuyong's place today?"
Bi Yuntao panicked and lied, "Then tell me, when I went to Miaochun Pavilion that day, I forgot to tell him something."
"The row of houses just behind your house is exactly the same as the location of your room." Meng Ruolang said.
Bi Yuntao understood. It happened that he didn't have to go through all the trouble to find where Han Wuyong lived. All he had to do was wait until the dead of night, give him a huge firework, and send him back to his hometown.
His lowered eyes flashed with murderous intent, and then he remembered that he still didn't know the purpose of Meng Ruolang's visit, so he asked, "Why did you come to me?!"
"That..." Meng Ruolang rubbed his hands in embarrassment, looking embarrassed.
"If you have anything to do, just tell me quickly!" Bi Yuntao yawned, "If you don't tell me, go back! I'll be very sleepy a long time ago."
"Brother! You..." Meng Ruolang said halfway, but hesitated a little, not knowing whether he should speak or not.
"What?!" Bi Yuntao urged impatiently, "Are you going to say it or not?!"
"Do you still have that dark, drinkable thing? What's it called?! It seems to be called..." Meng Ruolang scratched her head and scratched her head at the name of Fat House Happy Water.
"Miao Lian!" Bi Yuntao said speechlessly, "What do you want that for?!"
"Hehehehe!" Meng Ruolang said with an embarrassed and flattering smile, "I want to give Xiaoyu a taste. Last time you brought a few bottles to my sister, Xiaoyu happened to have a drink. After drinking it, he couldn't forget it. I was thinking about it the other day. I have been grounded at home by my sister for a while, so I had to take this opportunity to come over and ask for a few bottles from you, eldest brother."
Bi Yuntao couldn't help but rolled his eyes, yes! Another debt collector.
"No more!" Bi Yuntao said angrily.
"Hey!" Meng Ruolang let out a disappointed sigh and said in disbelief, "But I just saw the imperial concubine holding two bottles with joy!"
"The last two bottles were given to the concubine!" Bi Yuntao said maliciously, "How about you go and ask the concubine for a bottle?! I hope the concubine knows that you are trying to please your sweetheart, and the concubine will definitely be willing. It’s painful to part with love.”
Meng Ruolang couldn't help but cursed in her heart, wasn't she asking herself to pluck the tiger's hair? Even if you give yourself a hundred courages, you won’t dare to go! Not to mention the emperor's concubine, even any of the emperor's concubines would not dare to ask for it. One hundred heads of his own would not be enough for the emperor to chop off.
"Is it really gone?" Meng Ruolang asked hopefully.
"If you really want it, it's not impossible!" Bi Yuntao took out a bottle of Feizhai Happy Water from the storage ring, "There is still one bottle left, just for myself to satisfy my greed."
Meng Ruolang stared hopefully at the Feizhai Happy Water in Bi Yuntao's hand, "Can you give it to me? I'm willing to spend money to buy it!" As she said that, she took out a few ingots of silver from her purse.
"No need to give me money!" Bi Yuntao rejected Meng Ruolang's money offensive, "Talk about money is too emotional for the relationship between the two of us."
Meng Ruolang looked at Bi Yuntao with hope. As expected of his eldest brother, he was still the best to me. However, Meng Ruolang had not been happy for a long time when he heard Bi Yuntao's next words.
"But, talking about love hurts the kidneys! So, I won't give it to you!" After saying that, he pretended to take back the Fat Mansion Happy Water.
Meng Ruolang took a few steps quickly and grabbed Bi Yuntao's arm, "No! Brother, please open your eyes and see how pitiful I am. How about you just say what you want, so that you can give me this bottle of wonderful love?!"
"What does it have to do with me if you're not pitiful?!" Bi Yuntao glanced at him and saw him scratching his head anxiously. He knew that he wouldn't be able to give up without giving it to him, so he gave him a step up.
"But, you do something for me! Once it's done, I'll give it to you!"
"What's the matter?" Meng Ruolang's eyes lit up, but his face fell again, and he said with a sad face, "Now in Hanfeng Temple, as long as it is not too difficult, I will try my best to help you do it."
"It's very easy to handle, it should be a trivial matter for you." Bi Yuntao smiled mysteriously, looked at Meng Ruolang's puzzled expression, and said, "Do you still have the smoke you used to stun Xue Ruyue last time? Get me some."
Meng Ruolang said listlessly, "How can I still have that kind of thing! I can't carry it with me every day. Besides, this is Hanfeng Temple, which is thousands of miles away from the city. If I go to get it now, I can't get it right away. Got it."
"Then I don't care!" Bi Yuntao put on a condescending expression and waved the bottle of Feizhai Happy Water in front of his eyes. "Anyway, I will see it during dinner today. Otherwise, I will follow this bottle." I drank it with dinner."
"But..." Meng Ruolang wanted to say something else. As a result, Bi Yuntao ruthlessly interrupted and ordered him to be kicked out. "Do you have anything else? If not, please come back! If you want this bottle of love, come and exchange it with me for the smoke, otherwise, no need to talk!"
"Hey!" Meng Ruolang sighed heavily, "Okay, I'll think of a solution, but can you give me some grace?!"
"No! The time is only when I finish my dinner today." Bi Yuntao put away the Feizhai Happy Water, "If you exceed the time, then I'm sorry! Don't blame me as the eldest brother for not showing you any favors."
Bi Yuntao looked at the time and said, "If you don't hurry up and get it done now, you won't have much time left!"
Meng Ruolang walked out of Bi Yuntao's room full of thoughts. It seemed that today was destined to be a busy day. For the girl, as long as she could get on base, it would be worth the effort. Meng Ruolang secretly encouraged herself, made up her mind, and hurriedly dodged a few times before disappearing.
Bi Yuntao was wrapped in a quilt and took out his old friend, the Tiger Tooth Saber from the storage ring.
Forget it, I'll give you Han Wuyong an advantage this time, and I'll give you a quick pleasure. It's time to give the old man some meat.
As for the fireworks, it's better to save them for others later. With so many people here, it would be bad if innocent people are harmed. Besides, there was too much noise in this game, and it wouldn’t be nice if the concubine and Meng Ruoxi were frightened.
Moreover, now the emperor also knows that I have this kind of big firework, but I can't use it casually anymore, otherwise, I will peel off my skin even if I don't die.
