Chapter 88: Stealing food? Eat secretly!
"Now that the fourth emperor brother has finished talking about his conditions, I wonder if the imperial concubine has any other conditions?" The eldest prince said, "If there are no other conditions or requirements, I think the imperial concubine is also a little sleepy, so let's stop here today! We’ll discuss the remaining details another day.”
"Okay!" The imperial concubine saw that the eldest prince was already losing interest, so she agreed, "Then let's talk about it another day!"
"So is our alliance now confirmed and starting to work?" Bi Yuntao asked uncertainly when he saw the two of them leaving.
Bi Yuntao's question caused the two of them to freeze and look at each other stiffly.
"Eldest Prince, what do you think?!" The imperial concubine spoke in advance.
"Then what did the imperial concubine think?!" The eldest prince kicked the ball back to the imperial concubine again.
The imperial concubine bit her silver teeth secretly. This eldest prince had indeed been struggling in the court for many years, and he was not willing to suffer at all.
The eldest prince snorted in his heart. Do you want me to speak first? This prince didn't speak first, I'm so worried about you, why did you, mother and son, just sing and make fun of me!
When Bi Yuntao saw that neither of them spoke, he guessed that they were competing with each other. After thinking about it, he broke the deadlock and said, "How about starting from now on?!"
Bi Yuntao looked at the two of them carefully. Seeing that the expressions on their faces relaxed, he continued, "If there are any remaining conditions or requirements that have not been mentioned, then we will wait until you discuss them in detail. The top priority now is The most important thing is to guard against and deal with the joint action between the second prince and the third prince. As for helping the eldest brother win the throne, it can be done simultaneously. After all, these two things can be said to be the same thing. "
"What the Fourth Emperor said makes sense!" The eldest prince nodded in agreement and said to the Imperial Concubine, "Why don't we just follow what the Fourth Emperor said? What do you say, Concubine?!"
"This is naturally very good!" The imperial concubine also nodded in agreement. "That's all for today?!"
"Okay!" The eldest prince agreed, "Then, my dear concubine, I will take my leave first!"
"Haha!" The imperial concubine smiled faintly, "Then I'll send you off so far!"
Bi Yuntao stared at them dumbfounded. Didn't the two of them talk about something just now? Why are they starting to fight now?
The eldest prince stood up and bowed to leave, leaving the imperial concubine and Bi Yuntao alone in the room.
The imperial concubine watched the eldest prince go away, closed the door, and the corners of her mouth with a professional fake smile suddenly fell. She turned around and looked at Bi Yuntao hesitantly.
"Concubine, aren't you tired? Why don't you go back?"
The imperial concubine did not answer, but still looked at Bi Yuntao with resentful eyes.
Bi Yuntao was a little frightened by the imperial concubine's gaze. His eyes averted and he yawned deliberately, "Ha! Concubine, you are not sleepy, but I am. I am going to take a nap. You can do it yourself!" After Bi Yuntao finished speaking, he ignored the emperor. The imperial concubine got into bed.
"It's really cold today! You don't even want to send someone over to light a stove. How can you say that I'm the majestic King of Qi!"
When the imperial concubine saw Bi Yuntao crawling under the covers, she took a few steps forward and grabbed Bi Yuntao's ears.
"Ah! It hurts, it hurts!" Bi Yuntao shook off the imperial concubine's hand, "Concubine! What on earth are you going to do?!"
"You have the nerve to ask me what I want to do?!" the imperial concubine said resentfully, but her eyes glanced at the empty bottle on the table. "You actually brought Miao Lian with you. Why didn't I see where you put it all the way?"
"Hurry! Get me a few bottles! I just talked for a long time and I'm very thirsty!" The imperial concubine was not angry when he broke away. Instead, she stretched out her white and small catkins to him, "I didn't know you were How can I learn etiquette? I’ve been here for a long time, and I don’t even know how to give you a cup of tea!”
"Uh..." Bi Yuntao rubbed his ears in embarrassment and said helplessly: "There are no servants here to serve you, and you didn't ask Xiaolan to follow you. It's not normal for no one to pour tea!"
"Then you don't know how to personally pour a cup of tea for me, my concubine?! Don't you know there is a saying that means doing it yourself means having enough food and clothing?!"
"Then you won't pour it yourself!" Bi Yuntao muttered dissatisfiedly.
"I've betrayed you!" Although Bi Yuntao's voice was low, it was still heard by the imperial concubine. She was immediately angry and glared at him with dissatisfaction, "Hurry up! I want to drink Miao Lian!"
"But I've already finished the only bottle!" Bi Yuntao lied.
"Really?!" The imperial concubine narrowed her eyes at him suspiciously.
"Yeah! Really, I just brought a bottle here!" Bi Yuntao nodded affirmatively.
"Me! No! Believe it!" The imperial concubine said word by word, "Look at my eyes!"
"I don't want to see it!" Bi Yuntao said, "There are differences between men and women!"
"I think you feel guilty! Bring it to me quickly!"
"I really don't have any more! It's really the last bottle!" Bi Yuntao quibbled.
"Then why don't you dare to look into my eyes?!"
"Um..." Bi Yuntao was a little embarrassed, and finally he was heartbroken and said unwillingly: "Just take a look, what's so great about it!"
Bi Yuntao started to look at the imperial concubine, but after looking at her for a few seconds, he was defeated and quickly turned his head to one side, not daring to look at the imperial concubine.
The imperial concubine saw Bi Yuntao's eyes dodge a little, and she suddenly understood. She couldn't help showing an expression of victory on her face, "Okay! You really still have Miao Lian, take it out for me quickly!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he began to rudely roll up his sleeves and prepare his hands, as if I won't give up until you hand it over.
When Bi Yuntao saw that his mother-in-law was about to strike again, he quickly begged for mercy, "Don't strike! Why don't you let me take it out for you?"
"Okay! It turns out you really still have it!" The imperial concubine looked at Bi Yuntao in surprise. Fortunately, he couldn't help but cheat. Otherwise, if he had persisted, he would have really missed it.
When Bi Yuntao heard what the imperial concubine said, his face was full of regret, and he couldn't help shouting in his heart, a fox for thousands of years and a demon for thousands of years, the mother-in-law is simply a fox in the mountains - so cunning! My conscience is very bad!
"If I had known, I would have held on!" Bi Yuntao murmured sadly, "Turn your back first, and I will get it for you right now!"
"Hmph! Pretending to be mysterious!" The imperial concubine snorted coldly, "It's not like it's something shameful, but it's hidden behind your back so no one can see it!"
"I won't give it to you if you don't turn around!" Bi Yuntao threatened.
"Okay, okay! I'll just turn my back, okay!" The imperial concubine saw that Bi Yuntao was a little anxious, so she quickly comforted him.
Bi Yuntao breathed a sigh of relief when he saw his mother-in-law turned around, but he did not immediately take out the Feizhai Happy Water from the storage ring, but stared at the back of the imperial concubine playfully.
Sure enough, after only a few seconds, the imperial concubine tentatively turned around. Who knew that as soon as she turned around, she saw Bi Yuntao staring at her with playful eyes, and she suddenly felt embarrassed!
"Hehe!" "Haha!" The two laughed at the same time, but one was embarrassed, and the other was teasing, with an inexplicable meaning.
"Concubine!" Bi Yuntao raised his eyebrows and asked knowingly, "What are you doing?!"
"Um..." The imperial concubine blushed due to embarrassment, and replied coyly: "The mother-in-law can't help herself, do you believe it?!"
"Believe it! Of course I believe it!" Bi Yuntao said in an exaggerated voice. "Then can you turn around uncontrollably now?!"
The imperial concubine was even more embarrassed when he made an exaggerated long voice. She quickly turned around and used her hands as a fan to fan herself in order to lower the temperature on her cheeks.
Bi Yuntao snorted lightly, knowing that you wouldn't be able to help but want to peek. I'm not stupid, I won't be fooled once and then not be on guard against you!
"Are you ready?!" the imperial concubine urged.
"Alright! Why are you in such a hurry!" Bi Yuntao's thoughts were interrupted by the imperial concubine's urging, and he replied calmly.
"Oh! Hurry up then!" the imperial concubine responded, looking around idly, looking at a slightly awkward empty plate on the table with empty bottles, with a puzzled look on her face.
Although I noticed it from the beginning, I didn't think much about it at the time. Now that the plate is next to the empty bottle, I can't help but think more about it.
He reached for the plate and saw some oil stains on it. He wrinkled his nose and sniffed it a few times, and he smelled the smell of sauced beef.
This time I was more sure of my previous doubts. Sure enough, he ate secretly behind his back and even pretended to deny it. Fortunately, he was smart enough to be discovered by himself, otherwise he would really have been deceived!
"Here!" Bi Yuntao took out two bottles of Feizhai Happy Water from the storage ring and handed them to the imperial concubine, "I'll give you two bottles first, and wait for you to finish the rest. You can come over with the empty bottles at the same time. , I'm giving you two bottles." After saying that, I felt a little dazed. This sentence was a bit strange, as if it was a deal between two drug sellers.
The imperial concubine took the two bottles of Fat House Happy Water and placed the plate in her hand heavily on the table, making a crisp sound.
"Okay, you! You actually ate it behind my back!!" The imperial concubine glared at him angrily.
"Uh..." Bi Yuntao was sweating profusely. He didn't expect that he would be discovered by his mother and concubine in the end. He was really not cautious. It seems that he will do it more secretly next time. After eating, he quickly put away the plate. But he couldn't Let no one discover it again.
"You can't blame me! It's all because it's so tempting, I just can't help it! So..." Bi Yuntao explained, but this explanation was really not flattering.
"So you couldn't help but eat it secretly?" The imperial concubine stared at Bi Yuntao eagerly, wishing to devour him in one bite.
"Yes...yes!" Bi Yuntao nodded bravely.
"Then why don't you hurry up and hand it over to me!" the imperial concubine said through gritted teeth. Damn it! How dare you hide the beef secretly and eat it yourself instead of sending someone to call me. Don’t you know that I like to eat beef with soy sauce? !
"Uh..." Bi Yuntao said coyly, "I can't hand it over! The building is already empty!"
"You!" The imperial concubine pointed angrily at Bi Yuntao, "I'm so angry with you! If you dare to eat secretly next time and I catch you again, let's see how I deal with you!"
"Don't dare! I won't dare to steal it next time!" Bi Yuntao promised, shaking his head crazily.
"Hmph! You can do it for yourself!" The imperial concubine snorted coldly, picked up the two bottles of Fat House Happy Water on the table, and walked away without looking back.
Bi Yuntao breathed a sigh of relief when he saw his mother-in-law slamming the door and leaving. Really, he was just hungry and wanted to eat something! As for being so angry!
Eh! Wait, that’s not right! Only then did Bi Yuntao react belatedly.
Didn’t I just steal some beef with soy sauce? Why was it that the conversation between his mother-in-law and him just now seemed like he was caught having an affair and he was busy explaining how to end the relationship?