Chapter 87: Empty-handed, carrying out the righteousness of free prostitution
"This is natural!" The imperial concubine nodded.
"Then please tell me, Imperial Concubine, what are your other conditions?"
"The second condition is..."
"Let me tell you the second condition!" As soon as Huang Guifei finished speaking, Bi Yuntao sat up and interrupted Huang Guifei's words.
The imperial concubine and the eldest prince both turned to look at Bi Yuntao, who was sitting up.
"Didn't I tell you to shut up?!" The imperial concubine glared at Bi Yuntao who interrupted her, "Go to sleep quickly!"
Bi Yuntao couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, cursing in his heart. It was you who made me talk before, but now it's you who makes me shut up! Are you still my mother? How could anyone treat his own son like this? !
"Haha!" The eldest prince smiled, "Your Majesty, since the fourth emperor brother has said so, you might as well let him talk about it!"
"Yes. Yes." Bi Yuntao nodded quickly, "Let me tell you, you won't lose a piece of meat even if you look at it."
Bi Yuntao pouted, "Besides, this alliance has something to do with me, and I have the right to participate."
"Okay, okay! Then hurry up and say it!" the imperial concubine said perfunctorily, "Hurry up and then I will squint at you. It's annoying to look at you."
Bi Yuntao scratched his head speechlessly, not knowing exactly where he had offended this old Buddha.
"Hurry up! Take your time!" Seeing that Bi Yuntao still didn't speak, the imperial concubine urged impatiently.
His thoughts were interrupted by the imperial concubine's impatient urging, so he had no choice but to say, "Then I'll say it!" After saying that, he didn't forget to glance at the imperial concubine's face.
"Are you going to say it or not?!" The imperial concubine caught Bi Yuntao's careful eyes, "If you don't say it again, I will keep my eyes open now."
"Hey! I said! I said it's not okay!" Bi Yuntao muttered dissatisfiedly, "Really, just know how to push! The eldest prince doesn't even feel impatient. It's better for you to stop being angry."
"What did you say?!" The imperial concubine heard Bi Yuntao's muttering, but her voice was too low to hear clearly, so she sternly scolded him. "Do you dare to speak louder?!"
"Cough cough cough!" Bi Yuntao quickly pretended that his throat was uncomfortable and coughed a few times, "I have a cold, my throat is a little uncomfortable, I think I am going to have a sun! I will hurry up and tell you, you should also hurry up and go back to your room to stay."
The imperial concubine was shocked, stood up and sat far away, "You should stay away from me quickly, so as not to infect me. Also, you have been keeping me in the room honestly recently. Don't go out blindly when you have nothing to do. Pass it on to me." It's a small matter in the palace, if it gets infected to the emperor, no one can save you!"
The eldest prince also agreed deeply and kept nodding. Fortunately, he was far away. It would be bad if the spittle from his cough just hit his face. It would not only make him sick but also make him sick easily.
"Look at how scared you are!" Bi Yuntao didn't care and moved towards the imperial concubine. "There has been an incubation period of several days. It's just a cough now. What are you afraid of? It will happen to you sooner or later anyway. This thing is similar to chickenpox. Everyone has to get it again."
"That won't work!" The imperial concubine pushed Bi Yuntao, "Hurry up and start drinking. The imperial doctor has said that the later you wait, the smaller the symptoms will be. Now we have just arrived at Hanfeng Temple, and I am still waiting for you to drink. Where’s the hot spring! I don’t want to become a Xiaoyang person now.”
"Don't worry!" Bi Yuntao patted his chest and said, "Under epidemic prevention, without vaccination, without wearing a mask, a small positive result is ridiculous!"
"Tch!" The imperial concubine curled her lips disdainfully, "Let's see what you can do!"
The eldest prince on the side was stunned. He didn't expect that the uneducated fourth emperor brother could actually make such an interesting match, and he blurted it out subconsciously.
"In Zongheng, no votes are cast, no rewards are given, and the little author is having whoring for nothing!"
As soon as these words came out, the room fell into silence.
The eldest prince's calm expression disappeared, and his face was filled with embarrassment.
After traveling through time, I haven't seen the eldest prince a few times, but every time I see the eldest prince, he has a calm look, as if he has everything under his control.
This was also the first time I saw other expressions on the eldest prince's face, which I found very interesting.
"hey-hey!"
Bi Yuntao laughed uncontrollably. He thought that the eldest prince had facial paralysis, but he didn't expect that his casual words could decipher the eldest prince's Yun Danfengqing expression.
"Ahem!" The eldest prince saw that Bi Yuntao would laugh at his casual answer, so he quickly coughed twice to resolve the current embarrassment.
"Brother Four Emperors, please hurry up and tell me what your conditions are!"
Bi Yuntao did not answer the eldest prince's question. Instead, he continued to say the right thing, "My superior majesty shows my courage!"
The eldest prince wanted to control his impulse to write the second line, but he really couldn't control himself.
"I am empty-handed and carry out the righteousness of free prostitution!"
"Hahaha!"
Bi Yuntao kept laughing and even rolled up on the bed holding his belly.
If you use a two-dimensional picture to explain the expression of the imperial concubine on the side, her head is covered with black lines, and there is even a crow flying over her head, screaming "Quack", with three ellipses.
It does not make sense! I couldn't understand it from the beginning. Didn't I just talk about the second condition? How come I got a pair? ! And what the hell are epidemic prevention and white prostitution? ! Why do you feel like you can't keep up with the times? ! Isn’t it time to find a reason to go out for a walk, explore the mountains and rivers, and gain knowledge? It just so happens that I haven’t gone home to see them for a long time. I don’t know how they are doing?
Bi Yuntao laughed so hard that his stomach hurt unbearably, and he gasped for air. Unexpectedly, the eldest prince is also an interesting person.
Before, I just felt that choosing the eldest prince was just a matter of circumstance and forced us to form an alliance. Now it seems that the mother-in-law chose to form an alliance with the eldest prince for her own reasons! No matter what the reason was, at least now that he was so interesting, he was willing to form an alliance with the eldest prince.
"Okay! Have you laughed enough? If you keep laughing, it will get dark!" The imperial concubine looked at Bi Yuntao, who was rolling around on the bed with laughter, speechlessly.
"Don't laugh! Don't laugh!" Bi Yuntao covered his aching stomach and wiped the sweat from his forehead. "I'm going to get down to business!"
The eldest prince now wants to find a crack in the ground to crawl into. He has never thought of being so embarrassed since he was a child. Hearing the conversation between Huang Guifei and Bi Yuntao, he breathed a sigh of relief.
"My...hahaha!" Bi Yuntao just said two words and couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Is it over yet?!" The imperial concubine stared at Bi Yuantao with a cold eyebrow and said impatiently.
"Ahem!" Bi Yuntao cleared his throat. He laughed a little too long and his throat seemed a little hoarse.
"If you don't say so, forget it!" The imperial concubine really couldn't stand his behavior of going above and beyond, and said to the eldest prince impatiently. "Let's go! We'll talk about the rest later. We've stayed here long enough. I happen to be a little sleepy and want to go back to my room and take a nap."
"That's what I mean!" the eldest prince said. He had long wanted to escape from this place of right and wrong. He really didn't want to be with this boy Bi Yuntao anymore. Although he would become his helper in the future, he was ridiculed by him like this. No one can bear the time of half a stick of incense.
"Hey!" Bi Yuntao quickly stopped the two of them, "Don't leave! Why don't you just say it now?"
"Then why don't you hurry up! How many times have I urged you?!" The imperial concubine scolded sternly, "You just know how to laugh! What's so funny! Who can't have some minor problems?!"
The eldest prince originally had a slightly gloomy expression on his face, but it suddenly turned as black as the ashes on the bottom of a pot on the stove. A little water could be used as ink for writing.
This mother and son deliberately talked to me about forming an alliance, but they actually came to see me make a fool of myself! I really should leave now, but we have already talked about it to this point. If I just say that I want to leave now, wouldn't I tell them that I am a little short-tempered?
"I'm going to say it! Concubine, don't say anything! Look at how dark the eldest prince's face is now?!"
What the hell! The eldest prince was so angry that he almost vomited blood at Bi Yuntao's words. You two can't get through this, right? The imperial concubine just used euphemistic words, but it's better for you to speak freely, and you don't need to open any pot!
"You still have the nerve to complain about me?!" The imperial concubine said dissatisfied, "It's not all your nagging and refusing to say anything, but you just know how to talk about free prostitution and irrelevant topics. It has been delayed for so long. Who cares? His face doesn’t look good either!”
The eldest prince now no longer knows what expression to make. Forget it, let it go, as long as you are happy. He just wants to end this topic as soon as possible,
"Don't I think the atmosphere is a little awkward, and I want to relieve it!" Bi Yuntao said aggrievedly. He just casually mentioned a first couplet that he had seen in time travel. Who would have thought that the eldest prince would actually know the second couplet, and it was quite cool. Neat.
"Okay, okay! I don't want to hear your explanation anymore!" The imperial concubine quickly stopped what he was about to talk about. Why didn't I realize before that he was so eloquent! Is he my biological child? ! I don’t know who this looks like? !
"Hurry up and tell me what conditions you want to talk about!" The imperial concubine couldn't help but yawned, "I am a little sleepy. After you finish speaking, you have to go back to the room to take a nap!"
Bi Yuntao also knew that now was not the time to talk nonsense, so he was not vague and quickly stated his conditions.
"My condition is that after the eldest prince becomes the emperor, he will definitely recruit concubines, expand the harem, and hold general elections. He may even select several women to enter the palace at one time. Among them, there must be women I like, so the eldest prince You can’t take anything by force! Even if you are the emperor!”
"That's what you've been holding back for a long time?!" The imperial concubine held her forehead speechlessly. How could he be so promising and go around in such a long circle just to say such useless words? If he hadn't already done it before The matter of his life has been finalized with the eldest prince, and just because of these words, when the eldest prince ascends the throne, he will also think of ways to find an opportunity to kill him.
"Uh..." This time it was Bi Yuntao's turn to be embarrassed, "Can't you?"
Just as the imperial concubine was about to open her mouth to retort, she heard the eldest prince say, "This is natural! A gentleman does not take what others like! You, Fourth Emperor Brother, just said that you only want to be surrounded by beauties, so being an elder brother must not deprive you of your interest. .”
The imperial concubine stared at the eldest prince with wide eyes in disbelief. She did not expect that the eldest prince would agree to Bi Yuntao's somewhat ridiculous conditions. This is stealing a woman from the future emperor! And you can also choose the woman you like before the emperor!
Bi Yuntao's eyes lit up and he looked at the eldest prince excitedly. He didn't expect that the eldest prince was so easy to talk to. This man really understood him. What a confidant!
"But!" The eldest prince changed the topic and looked at Bi Yuntao and said, "You can only choose one, and it must be that you two truly like each other, otherwise don't blame me as a brother for being unkind!"
"I wonder if the Fourth Emperor will agree to such conditions?!"
"Of course! Since the eldest brother has already agreed, everything else is easy to talk about!" Bi Yuntao agreed without even thinking about it.
The eldest prince couldn't help but sneer in his heart when he saw Bi Yuntao agreeing without hesitation, hum! No ambition! She gave up her entire country because of her beauty. I don’t know how a woman as smart as the Imperial Concubine could give birth to such a lustful son.
The imperial concubine also sighed in her heart, forget it, let him go, as long as he lives, it seems that she needs to make arrangements in advance to prevent the eldest prince from jumping over the wall in a hurry and turning his back on others.
