Chapter 76: It’s better to mess with villains than women
"Okay!" Meng Ruoxi finally said, "It seems that I can't deal with you anymore! How dare you even lie to me?!"
"Come here!" Meng Ruoxi shouted to the servant, "Go and get a stick for me, Miss Japan. Today Miss Japan will discipline this lying boy for her father!"
"No!" Meng Ruolang wailed, "Sister, I was wrong!"
"Brother, please speak to me and plead for me and my sister!" Seeing Meng Ruoxi ignoring him, he quickly turned around and asked Bi Yuntao to plead for him.
How could Bi Yuntao get what he wanted? He was in a state of excitement. Besides, he really wanted to see Meng Ruolang being severely repaired by Meng Ruoxi! He just complained to Ruoxi yesterday, but he didn't expect that he would be punished today. It was so clear and retributive.
Pretending not to understand his delaying strategy, he took out a bottle of Coke from the food box and started drinking it on his own.
Use one word to describe Bi Yuntao's mood at this moment, it is refreshing, very refreshing, very refreshing! It’s so cool! Not just psychologically, but also sensually, and even tastefully!
When Meng Ruolang saw Bi Yuntao's attitude of not caring about the matter, he was so angry that he knew that he was preparing to watch a good show and take revenge on himself for ruining the good thing between him and Xiaolan that day.
I made up my mind, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust, and cried loudly to Meng Ruoxi, "Sister! Those who asked me to send flowers are all big brothers! Everything was the big brother's idea!"
Meng Ruoxi had been watching the two of them coldly since Meng Ruolang wanted Bi Yuntao to say good things for him. At this time, Meng Ruoxi was so angry with Meng Ruolang that she had already forgotten her decision not to meet Bi Yuntao the day before yesterday. Decide.
Seeing Bi Yuntao taking out a bottle and starting to drink it, the bottle was filled with gray-black liquid, which felt like a bitter soup made from traditional Chinese medicine. But seeing him looking like he was enjoying the moment one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, the coldness in his eyes faded slightly, and his eyes were full of curiosity.
Hearing Meng Ruolang's cry, he was attracted by the content of his words. He suppressed his curiosity and turned to look at Meng Ruolang.
"You said King Qi asked you to send flowers?!" Meng Ruoxi asked suspiciously.
"Yeah!" Meng Ruolang nodded quickly, "He also said that every woman likes three things, colorful flowers, colorful rouge and gouache, and a dazzling array of jewelry." Deliberately leaving a suspense, "Brother He also said..."
"What else are you talking about?!" Meng Ruoxi, whose face had improved a bit, suddenly turned gloomy again when she heard what he said.
Meng Ruolang hesitated deliberately, and then said as if he had been appointed: "Brother also said that when chasing girls, you must do three things: be brave! Be careful! Be thick-skinned!"
"Really?!" Meng Ruoxi raised her eyebrows and said through gritted teeth to Bi Yuntao, "It seems that Prince Qi, you know a lot about pursuing girls!"
"Pfft! Ahem!" Bi Yuntao, who was sipping the happy water happily, heard Meng Ruolang raking it down, and he choked immediately, and he spit out all the happy water in his mouth.
"No! Ruoxi, listen to me!" Bi Yuntao wiped the stain on his mouth. Bi Yuntao quickly stepped forward and explained to her, "Don't listen to Meng Ruolang's nonsense, he's just going to hit you!"
Meng Ruolang glanced at him coldly and turned her head calmly to ignore him.
Bi Yuntao glared fiercely at Meng Ruolang, who was kneeling on the ground beside him. Seeing the gloating look on his face, he looked at him with a meaningful smile in his eyes.
"Ruoxi, listen to my explanation!" No matter how Bi Yuntao tried to persuade her, Meng Ruoxi didn't even look at him.
Bi Yuntao also lost his temper this time, grabbed Meng Ruoxi's waist, ignored her pushing and struggling, and said in her ear: "Don't listen to Meng Ruolang's nonsense, he is deliberately taking revenge! You forgot Have you agreed on what we two agreed a few days ago? When I get better, you can take care of him and let me watch from the sidelines!"
Meng Ruoxi was reminded like this, and then she remembered what Bi Yuntao had told her a few days ago. The last time he got sick was because Meng Ruolang, a brat, deliberately retaliated by pushing him into the water and making him sick. It seemed that he was also sick this time. revenge.
Judging from the looks of the two of them just now, the reason for revenge may be that Bi Yuntao did not intercede for Meng Ruolang and gave me words to persuade me.
Bi Yuntao felt that Meng Ruoxi's struggling strength had weakened, and he felt relieved, and he quickly explained more and more.
"It was Meng Ruolang who shamelessly asked me to give him advice. I didn't want to talk to him at first, but I couldn't stand it and he threatened me. He threatened me that he would tell you about my flirtation with Xiaolan. I was afraid that you would be unhappy after knowing it. I had no choice but to accept his threat and gave him an idea." Seeing Meng Ruoxi's somewhat amused expression, she quickly assured: "Don't worry, the tricks I mentioned are all from the book I read before. I haven’t practiced it at all.”
"Hmph!" Meng Ruoxi felt a little relieved after hearing his explanation, but she was still a little bit disgusted, so she pinched his waist, "I'll let you go this time, forget about that girl Xiaolan, just a You're just a girl from the same house, but you want me to know that you are flirting with other women from now on, and see how I deal with you!"
"Hehe!" Seeing Meng Ruoxi's appearance, Bi Yuntao finally felt relieved and rubbed his waist with a playful smile, "I knew that Princess Qi was the best to me, and she couldn't bear to punish my husband."
"Bah!" Meng Ruoxi's cheeks were slightly red, "I'm not Princess Qi! It's like I don't care about being your princess!"
"Oh, it's not rare!" Bi Yuntao raised the food box in his hand, "Then I will give these things that I worked so hard to make to other women who want to be my princess!"
"How dare you!" Meng Ruoxi broke away from his arm around her, grabbed the food box in his hand, and stared at him with raised eyebrows.
"Hehe! She also said she didn't want to be my king's concubine!" Bi Yuntao pinched her nose happily, "Look at how nervous you are, you're so cute!"
Meng Ruoxi wrinkled her nose and rolled her eyes at him, opened the food box and looked at the two bottles of unknown liquid inside, and asked doubtfully: "What are these? I saw you drank it with gusto just now!"
"These!" Bi Yuntao smiled mysteriously, "I won't tell you yet!" As he said this, his eyes slanted to the side, "Have you forgotten that you still have things to finish?"
Meng Ruolang watched the two of them flirting, especially when he saw his sister's playful and cute look with her wrinkled nose. Now he wanted to die. Why does it feel like I have shot myself in the foot?
Yes, when Meng Ruoxi was reminded like this, she remembered that there was another culprit who had not been dealt with! Meng Ruoxi handed the food box in her hand to Xiao Yu who was standing beside her, "You take it to my room first."
Xiaoyu listened to the flirting conversation between the two of them from beginning to end. For a moment, he was embarrassed and could neither leave nor leave. When he saw his lady handing the food box to him, he quickly grabbed the food box and ran away. He ran towards his lady's room.
Bi Yuntao looked at Xiao Yu's escaping figure thoughtfully, and couldn't help but nodded slightly.
This girl is much better than that thing who is not a son of a man, at least she knows how to avoid it, unlike Meng Ruolang, who is not a son of a man, and only knows how to destroy her own good deeds!
"Where's the stick?!" Meng Ruoxi said to the servant, her tone was plain and there was no hint of emotion, "Why haven't you brought it over yet?!"
"Miss! Here she is!" the servant hurriedly spoke out and respectfully handed over the stick.
"Sister! No!" Meng Ruolang saw that her sister was really ready to take action, and then she realized that her idea just now was correct. Damn it, why did she forget that her eldest brother is the best at dealing with her!
"Brother! Please help me!" Meng Ruolang was sweating profusely and shouted to Bi Yuntao.
"Ruolang, how did you offend your sister? To make her so angry?" Bi Yuntao asked knowingly. He had looked at the flowers at Meng Ruoxi's feet before, heard what she said, and guessed a thing or two.
"Brother! I just prepared a few flowers for Xiao Yu as you said. Who knew my sister saw it? Not only did she throw the flowers away, but she also warned me not to get close to Xiao Yu in the future. Then she changed It's like what you see now!" After Meng Ruolang explained, he continued to speak softly to Bi Yuntao, "Brother, I did everything you said. You have to save me!"
"Listening to what Meng Ruolang said, I think he is serious about Xiao Yu, why not just let the two of them be together?!" Bi Yuntao pretended to plead for Meng Ruolang.
"Hmph!" Meng Ruoxi snorted coldly, "How long have you been with him? I don't understand his temper yet. Is it true that he is serious? I am serious that he wants to deceive Xiao Yu!"
"I can't just watch Xiao Yu fall into the fire pit. Xiao Yu is my favorite maid, and I am planning to choose a good husband for him in the future!"
When Bi Yuntao heard what Meng Ruoxi said, he sighed silently. have to! Looking at it like this, Meng Ruolang and Xiao Yu are definitely out of luck! And judging from Xiao Yu’s appearance, she doesn’t have any interest in Meng Ruolang at all! Thinking of this, Bi Yuntao looked at Meng Ruoxi's room without any trace, and did not see Xiao Yu's concerned figure. He couldn't help but worry about Meng Ruolang's future. The war of resistance was not over yet, and the Long March still needed to continue.
Following Meng Ruoxi's order, Bi Yuntao helplessly shrugged at Meng Ruolang, spread out his hands towards him, and showed an expression that said you are asking for blessings.
"Ah!" Meng Ruolang screamed.
"Hit me hard!" Meng Ruoxi ordered the servants, "As long as he can't be beaten to death, I want to see if he dares to tease the maid next to me in the future?!"
"I don't dare anymore! I don't dare anymore! I don't dare anymore!" Meng Ruolang screamed and begged for mercy.
"Hmph!" Meng Ruoxi snorted, "Teach him a lesson, remember to eat and not to beat that brat!"
Bi Yuntao swallowed hard. As expected, he would rather mess with a villain than a woman. I couldn't help but think of a poem, "The green snake's mouth, the needle behind the wasp's tail. Neither of them are poisonous, but they are the most poisonous to a woman's heart."
Ignoring Meng Ruolang's wailing voice, Meng Ruoxi led Bi Yuntao, who was in awe, to his room.
