Chapter 69: The Roiling King of Qi
Bi Yuntao returned to his Prince Qi's Mansion, stood in front of the mansion and looked at the muscular men busy in the yard, and couldn't help but sigh.
"Hey! It's better to live in Zuo Xiang's Mansion! Not to mention that there are so many beauties, but there are still some eye-catching maids. It's not like here, with all the big men! This is not Prince Qi's Mansion! It's clearly a monk's temple!" Full of complaints, he walked into the study dejectedly. "From now on, Prince Qi's Mansion can be renamed Prince Qi's Temple!"
"What! Are you going to become a monk?! My mother-in-law is in favor! It will save you from harming those pretty little girls!"
"Um..." Bi Yuntao was speechless, looking blankly at his mother-in-law who appeared in front of him, "Mother-in-law, how come you have time to go to my son's house?!" Bi Yuntao's dull expression lasted only a moment, and his face suddenly changed. A flattering smile appeared.
"I heard that you, Prince Qi, have been eating and drinking well recently! I came here to ask for some food!"
"It turns out that the food in the palace is not to your taste. What does the concubine want to eat? I will ask the cook to cook it for the concubine!"
"Hmph!" The imperial concubine sat up and leaned on the desk, angrily patting the desk in front of her, "Okay! We haven't seen each other for a few days, Tao'er's skills have greatly improved! His ability to play tricks on his mother and concubine is becoming more and more pure. Cleared!"
"Concubine!" Bi Yuntao continued to pretend to be stupid, "How could I, my son, make such a fuss with you, concubine? I am answering your question, mother!"
"Okay! Why don't you just follow me here and pretend to be stupid? Come here!" The imperial concubine shouted angrily.
"Yes! The slave is here!" Xiaolan's voice came. Bi Yuntao looked at Xiaolan who suddenly appeared next to him in disbelief. He had obviously not seen her figure just now. How did she appear next to him? !
Bi Yuntao stiffened his neck and looked around the entire study. There was only a desk and dining chair for writing, plus a soft one, not even a cabinet. Just now, the concubine was leaning on Ruantan, unless she was hiding behind her mother. However, that Ruantan was enough for one person to lie down on. If she also lay down, she could only hug her behind her mother.
"Xiaolan, go get the stick! I think his skin is itchy, expert method!"
"Yes!" Xiaolan saluted and agreed.
"Wait! Don't!" Bi Yuntao quickly stopped Xiaolan, "Xiaolan, can you just bear to see me being punished?!" After saying that, he couldn't help but be stunned. Wait, he has never heard of a family law. talk! Moreover, it seems that I didn’t make any mistakes!
"Hehe!" Xiaolan circumvented Bi Yuntao's obstruction without leaving a trace, covered her mouth and chuckled, "Master, just ask for your blessings!"
"No! What mistake did I make!" Bi Yuntao shouted anxiously to his mother and concubine. As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Xiaolan finding a stick as thick as a baseball bat from nowhere.
"Two more people come and hold him down for me!" the imperial concubine shouted angrily.
Bi Yuntao saw something was wrong and ran away while running errands, but he couldn't match Xiaolan's speed. He just took two steps and before he could reach the door, Xiaolan grabbed his collar. Bi Yuntao staggered and fell to the ground. land.
I saw two muscular men walking in from the door, and then I realized that these muscular men were brought here by my mother-in-law.
The two muscular men tried to hold Bi Yuntao down without saying a word. How could Bi Yuntao hide as they wished?
Seeing the beautiful feet that suddenly appeared in front of me, I didn't have time to think, so I rushed forward, hugged the imperial concubine's embroidered legs, and pretended to cry.
"Concubine! No! I know my mistake! I won't dare to do it again! Spare my life! Spare my life!"
The two muscular men saw King Qi holding the imperial concubine's embroidered legs and howling like ghosts. Their movements to move forward were halted, and they hesitated for a moment, not knowing whether they should step forward or not.
"Get out of my way!" The imperial concubine kicked Bi Yuntao away angrily. Seeing the snot rubbed on Bi Yuntao's skirt, she felt nauseous. She suppressed the discomfort in her stomach, and her tone became a little more disgusting. "Why are you still standing there?! Why don't you hurry up and hold him down!"
When the two muscular men heard the imperial concubine's firm instructions, they looked at each other and nodded without leaving any trace. Then the two of them quickly stepped forward without any hesitation, regardless of Bi Yuntao's resistance and resistance. He struggled and pushed him to the ground desperately.
Even though he knew that he couldn't resist, he was still resisting. Bi Yuntao couldn't care less about showing off now and kept begging for mercy to the imperial concubine, "Mother concubine! Spare your life! There must be a reason for killing. Is the son guilty? What’s wrong!”
"Ah!" Bi Yuntao howled in pain. Xiaolan was also merciless. With all her strength, she gripped the stick hard and hit Bi Yuntao's thick butt hard.
Bi Yuntao bared his teeth in pain and turned his face sideways. He didn't care whether Xiaolan could see it or not, and glared at her angrily, "Xiaolan, you're such a good girl. The King of Loss is so kind to you, but you treat me like this! You don't want to It falls into the hands of this king, otherwise...ah!" Before she could finish speaking, Xiaolan seemed to be taking revenge, and the stick she was clenching tightly in her hand fell again as if she didn't want money, like a gust of wind and rain, fast and hard!
"Ah!" Bi Yuntao screamed, feeling that he was wronged just like Dou E, and he felt painful. A wave of grievance hit his heart, and he burst into tears, as if he resigned to his fate and stopped resisting.
"Fight! Fight! Beat me to death! I don't want to live anyway! Ruoxi doesn't want me anymore, Xiaolan doesn't love me anymore, even my biological mother wants to beat me to death, what's the point of my life? !”
"This..." Xiaolan couldn't bear it when she heard Bi Yuntao's miserable words and burst into tears. Her heart softened. The strength in her hand unconsciously weakened, and the stick that was raised high fell with a "clang". Fall to the ground.
Xiaolan and the two muscular men looked at the imperial concubine subconsciously at the same time, asking what should be done now? !
"Wow!" Bi Yuntao took advantage of the distraction of the two muscular men and broke free from their grasp. He wiped his tears and snot and continued to moan. He didn't care about royal etiquette. It was like this anyway, so he just acted like a fool. "Is it easy for me? Me! I went out for a meal and flirted with a little girl, and then someone slapped me.
When he went out to make money, he was framed and tripped up.
Even when I go to a brothel, people are thinking about me, and they even want to kill me. "
Bi Yuntao became more and more energetic as he spoke, and continued to cry in tears: "Ruo Xi, a lady, won't let me touch her, because she talks about the difference between men and women, and if word spreads about it, it will bring bad reputation to her.
You go to a brothel and you don’t even have the money to reward the girls!
Even Xiaolan, who I finally won back, was brought into the palace by her mother-in-law.
I, the fourth prince of China, am still the current King of Qi! People all say that I am lustful and greedy for beauty. But what about the result! Take a look! The mansion is full of muscular men, and even the dogs raised in the mansion are male! "
The two muscular men pursed their lips vigorously, their faces flushed from suppressing it, and their calloused hands pinched their thighs desperately. They didn't mind when Bi Yuntao broke free from his grasp, and now they just wanted to resist the urge to laugh.
Bi Yuntao, who was crying like a ghost and howling like a wolf, used the cover of his sleeves to secretly catch a glimpse of the two muscular men's expressions as suffocated as monkey's butts, and he knew that his plan of suffering flesh had worked. Suddenly he jumped three feet high and continued to cry hoarsely as he jumped on his feet.
"Brother Three Emperors held a banquet at Miaochun Pavilion. I thought we could finally serve meat! But what happened! They kept pouring me wine, but I was in a daze and was prostituted by someone!" As he said, The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He angrily raised a piece of silver and threw it to the ground.
The imperial concubine and others looked at Bi Yuntao rolling around and didn't notice that his title had changed from "I" to "I".
Xiaolan's face had turned the color of pig liver from suppressing her emotions. Due to the presence of the imperial concubine, she would have burst into laughter! Trying to hold back the pain of laughing, they finally knew.
The imperial concubine couldn't help but hold her forehead. Looking at Bi Yuntao's appearance, she didn't get angry at all. She took a deep breath and said to the two muscular men who were holding back enough, "You guys go down first!"
The two muscular men suddenly felt relieved and quickly retreated. The two ran to a farther place and finally couldn't help but start laughing. After a long time, they finally laughed enough. Then they wiped away the tears from the corners of their eyes, rubbed their stomachs that hurt from laughter, and went to do things aside.
Bi Yuntao heard their ridicule and was completely appointed. With a sad face, he randomly touched the tears on his face that were not there at all, and lay down on the ground, "Hit me! Beat me to death! I was tripped while playing for money." Son, if I don’t sleep with anyone, I will be slept with, so what’s the point of living for me!”
The imperial concubine had long been angered by Bi Yuntao, who had been playing self-inflicted tricks. Now she heard the unscrupulous laughter outside, and her forehead, which had already bulged with blue veins, couldn't help it anymore. Beating like crazy. But Bi Yuntao still ignored him and went his own way. He couldn't suppress the anger in his heart and roared out regardless of his image.
"Okay!" The imperial concubine slammed the table and changed her title from "I" to "Mother." "Get up quickly, mother, or I won't mind beating you to death!"
"Hey hey hey!" Bi Yuntao originally wanted to keep pretending, but when he saw his mother-in-law being so angry with him, he smiled and quickly got up from the ground, looking at his mother-in-law with a flattering face.
Xiaolan originally sympathized with Bi Yuntao's experience, but when she saw Bi Yuntao getting up from the ground like a normal person, she couldn't turn her head around for a while, couldn't help but rub her eyes, and looked at Bi Yuntao in disbelief. Is this still the solitary and self-admiring King Qi? ! How can you be so philistine and flattering now? !
"Hey hey hey! Concubine! Calm down! Don't be so angry! Otherwise, if you get wrinkles, your father will stop loving you!" Bi Yuntao ran to the imperial concubine's side and squeezed her shoulders and legs.
Seeing that the concubine's face had improved a little, he beat the snake and the stick, licked his face and asked the concubine: "Concubine! What on earth did my son commit? There is another reason for the emperor to punish the crime! Concubine, you are ready!" He came up here without any hesitation and just pressed me down and gave me a good shave!"
"Hmph! You still have the nerve to ask me?!" It was a good thing that he didn't ask. This question made the imperial concubine even more angry.
"Uh..." Bi Yuntao shrank his neck in fear and whispered, "I really don't know!"
"Hmph! Xiaolan, tell me!" The imperial concubine rolled her sleeves and stood up, "I was upset when I saw him. I want to go out to relax, so as not to be angry to death by this brat!"
