Chapter 18 If you have anything to do, go to your mother-in-law
When the lanterns first come on, the streets are full of bustling crowds, and the riverside is full of talented people and beauties, placing lanterns in pairs. The naughty children downstream secretly pick up the lanterns and read the contents on the paper. The Kong Ming Lantern in the sky shines with the stars in the sky, celebrating the cloudless night, allowing lovers who like each other to watch the bright moonlight together. Some beauties and talents, alone and in pairs, also drank osmanthus wine and wrote poems and lyrics under this sacred light. Young men who have just begun to fall in love give mooncakes made by themselves to their loved ones, and shyly invite them to watch the lanterns and guess riddles with their flushed cheeks.
At this time, in the fourth prince's residence, Bi Yuntao still maintained the same appearance as he did in Zuo Xiang's residence, with his mouth slightly open, eyes dull, and a look of despair, but now there was an apple in his mouth.
Bi Yuntao was not really in a daze, but his consciousness was inexplicably knocked into a void by Meng Ruoxi's slap.
In the empty space, the darkness slowly receded. At this time, Bi Yuntao was standing in a large mansion. Looking around, he could not see the edge at all. He could only see a palace in front of him. The word "Palace" was written on the plaque. Bi Yuntao saw this palace. The owner of the palace shamelessly hung a plaque with the name "Royal Palace" on it. He was speechless for a while and couldn't help but complain, "The owner of the palace is really shameless! It's called the palace, why don't you call it heaven?! But this place is really big. !" I couldn't help but think of a sentence from my previous life. There are two expressways in the yard, one is the father's expressway and the other is the mother's kitchen expressway. Although it is a joke, it is really big!
Seeing this, Bi Yuntao had no choice but to walk towards the palace, push open the heavy door, and enter the palace. His eyes widened immediately, his mouth widened, and he stared unblinkingly at the wine pool and meat forest in front of him.
With a "click", the painful Bi Yuntao woke up from the extravagant scene in front of him. A few tears filled his eyes. He held his chin in pain and pulled it upward, and the tears fell down due to the shock.
"Boy, what's the matter? You're feeling sour! Do you want to come together?" A voice full of lust came. Bi Yuntao turned around and saw a burly man with his upper body exposed swimming over from the sea of people, "Really?" Bi Yuntao wiped the saliva from his mouth, swallowed a few mouthfuls with difficulty, and asked in a hoarse voice.
"Hey?! You're so thick-skinned! You're interesting, kid. These are all my personal belongings. Which one do you like? I can give you one." The man said with a playful smile. "Hehehehe, I don't want more, I just want the twins in front of me!" Bi Yuntao smiled lewdly, and the man sneered: "Ha! If I gave you a stick, you would have climbed up! With such shamelessness, I I like it!" After saying that, he turned to the twins and said, "He will be your master from now on." The second daughter moved lightly in front of Bu Yuntao, then turned into a cloud and entered along his nose. in mind.
"Hey?! No, your words don't count. Where are the people?!" Bi Yuntao became anxious when he saw several beauties disappearing into clouds.
"Boy, don't worry, this place is just fake. You can see it when you go out. Everything here is in a painting, a moving painting, or animation for short." The man said nonsense seriously. When Bi Yuntao heard this, his head was filled with black lines, and he complained: "Fuck you, I'm still doing cartoons!"
The man was not angry even after being scolded, and nodded with an affirmative look on his face: "Cartoon is a good word, very good, I like it." Bi Yuntao was speechless for a while, not knowing how to complain.
There was silence for a while. When the man saw Bi Yuntao's eyes glancing dishonestly at the crowd behind him, the man strangled Bi Yuntao's neck and scolded: "You bastard, it's not over yet? Are you still watching?! I told you. One, but you asked for two! Look again, be careful I’m going to knock your eyes out." Bi Yuntao smiled awkwardly: "Isn’t this the true nature of a man?! Hehehehe!"
"Hey! What a wonderful word to use! Chinese culture is indeed broad and profound! How wonderful!" When the man heard this word, he couldn't help but sigh again, "That's not so broad and profound! Hehehehe!" Bi Yuntao said with a smile.
The man glanced at him, raised his eyebrows, said nothing, strangled Bi Yuntao's neck and walked to the dragon chair to sit down. Pushing Bi Yuntao away, he looked him up and down and said, "It's strange. You are still a young boy. How did you end up here?"
Being called a chick would be a big deal in modern times, let alone in ancient times. "How do you know I'm a chick? Which eye did you see? Also, who are you?"
The man curled his lips, shook his head with disdain, and said: "You don't care how I figured it out, just say you are not! Also, show me some respect, you can call me Xia Jie, in history I created the Wine Pond and Meat Forest!”
Bi Yuntao was stunned, licked his ears, and felt that he heard wrongly, so he quickly asked: "Did you create the Wine Pond and Meat Forest?! Are you kidding me? Wasn't it created by King Zhou of Shang Dynasty? Does it have anything to do with you!" "
The man who called himself Xia Jie sighed and said helplessly: "Ignorant people are terrible. If you don't believe it, go to Du Niang's place and have a look." After saying that, he threw out a key. Bi Yuntao took the key and looked at the words written on it. With 404. "Du Niang is in room 404. Oh, I forgot. You can't go there because you were taken away by a guy named Bai."
Bi Yuntao wanted to kill Xia Jie at this moment. He took a deep breath, and after taking a breath, he finally suppressed the urge to kill in his heart, and said in a bad tone: "God damn Baidu, why am I so small? !" "I'm here!" A delicate female voice came from a distance.
"Damn it, I have such a bad temper! Ah! I'm so angry!" Bi Yuntao jumped to his feet in anger.
"Okay, let's get down to business. You are a young girl. Since you can come here, this is the first time I've seen you. Most of the people who can come here are similar to me." After saying this, he brushed off Bi Yuntao's hem again and said with disdain: " Have you ever used it there?!”
"Damn it, I don't mean to be so insulting." Bi Yuntao really couldn't stand the man's ridicule, so he was so angry that he rushed towards him and wanted to fight him until he died.
The man flicked his fingers and shouted: "Look at the sword!" Bi Yuntao was frozen in place. The man smiled playfully: "The Six Meridians Divine Sword, it touches acupoints from a distance, isn't it cool?!" As he said that, he pretended to be handsome. posture.
"Your Majesty, let's get down to business. We don't have much time!" Xiaodu's delicate voice urged. The man suddenly realized that something important was important. He quickly sat down and said to Bi Yuntao: "I don't care how you got here as a young girl. There is not much time left. It's time to talk to you about business. Since you can come to me, prove it." you
I'm destined.
The rule here is that everyone who comes here can get gifts. I gave you two beauties, twins. But you are quite interesting, and I quite like it, so I give you this ring. I believe you will like it. There are some wonderful little things in it. "
Bi Yuntao's vision went dark, and he entered the void space again. Cracks began to appear in the void space, one after another until it was completely broken.
Bi Yuntao returned to his hometown, and his mind returned to his body, "Crack!" Bi Yuntao bit off a piece of apple, stood up suddenly, and cursed in a muttered voice: "Xia Jie, let me go! Today I won’t let you know what flowers are and why they are so red, I will take your last name!”
"Tao'er, are you finally okay?! I scared my mother to death!" Bi Yuntao heard a loving, crying voice. He calmed down and finally saw the things in front of him clearly.
"Tao'er, you are finally better! My mother-in-law thought that the witch had broken you with a slap. If you were not good, I would go to the emperor to complain." She looked at her mother-in-law wiping her tears aside and prevaricated. : "Ah! I'm fine, I'm just in a daze thinking about things." After saying this, he thought that there was something wrong with what the mother-in-law said, so he hurriedly asked: "Mother-in-law, how did you know that I was beaten by Ruoxi?"
"You were sent back by the people from Zuo Xiangfu, and the slap marks on your face were obviously slapped by a woman. Needless to say, only that witch dared to hit you, and you suffered a lot." As he said that, Bi Yuntao looked red and swollen again. Ziqing's cheeks were wiped, wiping away the long-disappeared slap marks.
"Also, Tao'er, what's wrong with you? Why have you always looked so hopeless since you came back? Also, why are you shouting the old general's name."
"Well, I'm just too obsessed with thinking about things." Bi Yuntao glanced at his mother-in-law with evasive eyes. Seeing the disbelief on her face, he quickly changed the subject. "The old general's name is Xia Jie?!"
"That's right! The old general is still the biological father of the queen. Have you offended the old general? The old general is a stubborn old man who is not easy to talk to. With the queen's support, it is difficult for the mother and concubine to plead with the emperor." The imperial concubine said with a look on her face. Anxiety and worry.
Bi Yuntao quickly shook his head and said, "Concubine, don't think blindly. I went to Zuo Xiang's Mansion, not the General's Mansion." Not knowing how to explain the slap marks on his face, he quickly changed the subject again: "By the way, Concubine, today’s matter has been settled, we will become in-laws with the Left Prime Minister soon.”
"Just settle it, what? Are you still thinking about that witch? She will be the second emperor's sister-in-law soon. You can't do anything beyond ethics." The imperial concubine glared at Bi Yuntao and said seriously.
Bi Yuntao saw that his mother-in-law did not understand what he meant, so he explained to her: "The second prince broke off the engagement, and then I asked my father to marry me. Both my father and Ruoxi agreed. It is estimated that the imperial edict will be issued tomorrow."
The imperial concubine was stunned for a while and asked in confusion: "How could the second prince break off the engagement? They are both talented and beautiful, and the witch's father is the left prime minister. Who doesn't covet the power of the left prime minister?! Please tell the mother and concubine in detail, What happened today?"
Bi Yuntao explained to the imperial concubine what happened early this morning and the conspiracy hidden behind it. "So, this is a blessing in disguise for you? Although you no longer have the right to inherit, it's okay. You are not good at strategy to begin with, and you don't listen to your mother and concubine. Now you can stop thinking about it."
"It's okay, luckily I reacted, otherwise you wouldn't be able to see me, and I would be clicked." Bi Yuntao made a beheading motion.
"Don't worry, your mother and concubine, as the emperor's pillow, don't you know that your father only loves two people, one is the eldest prince, and the other is you. The eldest prince's intelligence is most like your father's, and He is the eldest prince. Your father spared no effort to train him. The eldest prince has never let him down. On the contrary, except for your father's intelligence, you have inherited almost all of your father's remaining strengths and weaknesses. Yes." The imperial concubine stroked Bi Yuntao's head lovingly.
After hearing this, Bi Yuntao realized that the reason why the fourth prince was so lustful was that he inherited his father's genes. Damn it, in this family, I am lustful and my son is also lustful. If we go to a brothel together, will there be a scene where I and my son sleep with a girl? Hehe, it’s quite exciting to think about it.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but frown, and couldn't help but murmur in my heart: "Xia Jie said, I'm a young girl, and my recent performance seems to be getting more and more erotic. This shouldn't be the case. I didn't like beauty very much before I traveled through time. Sexy, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to run for three years, and I have never touched a woman. Is it actually my nature? Or is it because of the sequelae left by the fusion of the memories of the previous fourth prince? In his memory, the fourth prince is a person who is in heat at any time. Teddy dog. Emmm, but it’s pretty good. Hehehehe.” A lewd smile appeared on Bi Yuntao’s lips.
Seeing her son's expression, the imperial concubine knew that her son had no good intentions, and immediately grabbed Bi Yuntao's ears. "Okay! You stinky boy, in front of your mother and concubine, you also feel those dirty things, see if I don't deal with you properly." "Come here, hold him down for me, bring me the stick, I I’m going to break his other leg today.”
Bi Yuntao quickly grabbed his mother's hand and begged for mercy: "Concubine, please don't say goodbye. I have to get married in a few days. Both of my legs are broken. I will lose the royal dignity when I get married. "
"I'll spare you this time! If you do it again next time, see if I don't break your legs." The imperial concubine grabbed her ears and threw her on the bed, and Bi Yuntao got up flatteringly.
Bi Yuntao ate the delicacies fed by his mother and concubine, and he complained again in his heart. "As long as I and Zuo Xiang appear anywhere, Zuo Xiang will interrupt me when I'm talking. Whenever I and my mother-in-law appear anywhere, my mother-in-law will break people's legs when they are angry. These people will not There is something wrong!
