Chapter 16 It’s hard to be a human being, but it’s hard to be a man
While the two of them were talking, lunch had been prepared, and Mrs. Zuo Xiang came to call them. When they entered the house, they saw Meng Ruoxi sitting blankly with a worried look on her face, and her husband's face was solemn. She couldn't help but feel a little confused and called them both: "Sir, Ruoxi, lunch is ready. Come over and have lunch. We'll talk about it after eating."
Zuo Xiangyu said earnestly: "Since the emperor has approved this marriage, there is no room for regrets. As for the fourth prince, we can only wait and taste it later.
Lunch has been prepared. Let’s eat first. After lunch, you will carefully think about today’s events, reflect on what you did today, and then make a plan to avoid today’s mistakes.
Forget it, I'll think about it when I get back in the evening. Today happens to be the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I will accompany the emperor to attend the lantern festival in the evening. Change your mood. "Ruoxi knows." "After that, he stood up and followed the two of them to the main hall to enjoy lunch.
In the main hall, at the dining table, Meng Ruoxi was eating delicacies without knowing how to taste them. Seeing her appearance, Mrs. Zuo Xiang said distressedly: "Daughter, my mother has heard what your father just said. Don't listen to your father." , your mother is someone who has been here, and I can see that the fourth prince is sincere to you. When the fourth prince saw you dead, he rushed over to hug you. He was completely dumbfounded. No matter how many people in the city could... Control your expression. In that sudden situation, everyone will show their true feelings. And you don't know, the expression on the fourth prince's face at that time, even I couldn't help crying for him when I saw it. "
The Prime Minister Zuo snorted and said: "A woman's opinion!" The wife of the Prime Minister Zuo was not happy when she heard this. She kicked the Prime Minister under the table and scolded: "You old thing, what do you know about love?" , If you hadn’t been stalking me all those years ago, how could you have married me with your little ability?!” When the left minister saw his wife scolding her angrily, he immediately didn’t dare to talk back and shrank his neck like a quail. He ate his meal aggrievedly.
"Pfft!" This was the first time Meng Ruoxi saw Zuo Xiang in such a posture. She couldn't help but find it funny. She laughed unconsciously and said to her mother, "Really? Mother, please tell me carefully."
Seeing that his embarrassing story was about to be exposed, the left minister quickly coughed and interrupted his wife, "Ahem, what's there to say about sesame seeds and millet? Let's eat quickly."
Mrs. Zuo Xiang was not happy when she heard this, her face turned cold, she put down her chopsticks with a "pop" sound, and sneered: "Ha! Sesame and rotten millet?! Bad things?! I have to tell you all these bad things today!" !”
When the Prime Minister heard this, he quickly stopped his wife: "No, no, no, madam, it was my fault. It was not sesame seeds and rotten millet, nor was it a shabby thing. It was all my stupid mouth and my wrong words. I, I, I , Aren't I afraid that walls have ears? If others listen, how will I manage my subordinates in the future?!" The left minister was sweating profusely at this time. He didn't know how to explain his casual remarks, so he could only admit his mistake happily.
Mrs. Zuo Xiang glared at Zuo Xiang fiercely, "Huh! You know the truth. If Xi Xi is lost and found today, I am in a good mood, so I won't meet with you. Eat your food quickly. Don't talk if you can't speak. It will save you a day. If you open your mouth, you will disturb my mood." The left minister buried his head even lower. He wanted to lose his temper but didn't dare. If he really disturbed his wife's mood, he would have to kneel on the washboard.
Meng Ruolang is a restless master. The whole family is afraid of my sister and my mother, but my father is not afraid. It's not just this time he has offended her. She was also very excited to see her sister, and continued to stimulate her father: "Mom, tell us quickly, tell us, my father is so unsentimental and boring, how did you pursue my father back then?" Zuo Xiang glared. , and then he saw his wife’s cannibalistic eyes waiting for him, and she lowered her head to compete with the food.
"Yes, tell us quickly. I also want to hear about dad's interesting stories." Meng Ruoxi also stabbed Zuo Xiang deeply in the heart. But he dared to be angry but dared not speak out. He couldn't offend his own tigress, nor could he offend his precious daughter. He originally thought that giving birth to a son would help him stand by his side, but who would have thought that this boy would bully the weak and fear the strong. Relying on Tigress's family throne, she is not afraid of herself at all.
Zuo Xiang felt unwilling to give in. No, since that bastard of the fourth prince wanted to marry Ruoxi, then let him have a taste of it. After making up his mind, he said: "Say it, say it. After all, we are all members of our own family, and we are not afraid of jokes." , But, Ruoxi, you have to ask your mother for advice on how to train a husband these days. The fourth prince is not a peaceful master. Although the marriage is given by the emperor, he is afraid that you will be bullied by him when you marry him in the future. , you can take this opportunity to learn from your mother, and when the time comes, you will be like your mother, and you will be devoted to your father."
After hearing this, Mrs. Zuo Xiang said with a look of disgust: "Go, go, I can't stop your mouth by eating. Ruoxi doesn't have to be like me and have to train her husband. Just the fourth prince, that pervert idiot, with Ruoxi As long as you use a few tricks, you can catch him right away?!" Mrs. Zuo Xiang also inserted another knife into Zuo Xiang's heart, and Zuo Xiang, who was drinking wine, almost choked to death. .
"Yes, dad, my eldest brother couldn't walk when he saw his sister. After meeting yesterday, he knew that his sister was going to marry the second prince, but he was lost for a long time. My sister just smiled at him and put her soul into If my sister is married, she will have to guard her every day. Besides, my eldest brother is a funny person and has a way to please my sister. When the time comes, I'm afraid they will have sex every night and even the door of the brothel will not open. I don’t know. How can I ask my sister to learn how to train husbands from my mother? I think you are the only one who needs mother to train husbands.” Meng Ruolang’s words were like thousands of troops rushing towards him. Passed, directly crushing the left prime minister's last dignity.
Zuo Xiang was so angry that he was trembling all over. Everyone, they think I'm easy to bully, right? He stood up, threw down the wine glass, and said, "I won't eat any more!" After saying that, he became angry and walked out in embarrassment.
Several people present laughed heartily when they saw their father escaping in embarrassment. The Prime Minister Zuo turned around and glanced at Meng Ruoxi. Seeing that Meng Ruoxi was much more relaxed at this time, they couldn't help but sigh silently. That's all, Ruoxi was carrying so much. There are too many things, so as long as Ruoxi can be happy, let them go. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sigh again and muttered to myself: "Hey! It's hard to be a human being, and it's even harder to be a man. You not only have to please your wife, but you also have to please your own daughter. Hey! It's so difficult!"
