Chapter 1: Traveled through time
"Wake up, wake up, the Imperial Concubine and the Fourth Prince are awake!" A middle-aged woman's voice sounded urgent and a little joyful.
"Fourth Prince? Who is it? Who is making a movie? And where did the woman come from in my family??" "Ah!" Bi Yuntao rubbed his confused eyes and rubbed his head in pain. "Damn, it's beeping. My head hurts so much. I drank too much and slipped and fell on the toilet. It doesn't hurt so much. It's almost splitting. Meow. Awesome."
"Your Majesty, are you awake? I scared my mother to death." Bi Yuntao, who still didn't know what happened, was suddenly held in the arms of a graceful and beautiful woman, who was crying and asking urgently.
"Quickly call the imperial doctor!" "How are you, Your Majesty? Does your head still hurt? The imperial doctor will be here soon."
"Uh... Me? Huang'er? Are you filming a TV series? What kind of TV series is this? It's going to be filmed at my house. I will definitely follow it after it is broadcast." Bi Yuntao kept complaining in his heart. Then he opened his sour eyes and looked at an old nun in palace attire with a confused look on her face as she hurriedly led an old man with a white beard in.
"Back to your Majesty, the Fourth Prince is fine. He just needs to rest for a few days." The old man with a white beard retracted his hand to feel the pulse and continued. "Hmph! I'm sorry to see you, the doctor, but I won't send him away." The doctor bowed silently and retreated with an embarrassed look on his face.
Bi Yuntao looked at it vaguely before he remembered that he was filming a movie. Then I'm just doing a side job now. Then I have to add some lines. Maybe some female director will take notice of it, hehehe. Thinking of this, a yy expression appeared on Bi Yuntao's face.
"Your Majesty? Your Majesty? What's wrong with you?" The beautiful woman shook Bi Yuntao vigorously. Bi Yuntao suddenly woke up, his face straightened, and he replied with pain on his face, "Mother, I'm fine, I'm just in a little pain." "Your Majesty, then lie down quickly and have a good rest. I'll call you again after dinner. Whatever you want to eat for dinner, the concubine will tell the servants to do it." "The concubine can arrange it." "Okay, okay, you rest first, and the concubine will make the arrangements." "Yes." Bi Yuntao quickly closed his eyes and lay down, listening. Hearing the sound of the beautiful woman leaving, he waited for the director to hit the board and shout "Ka". But after waiting, I fell asleep.
"Stop! Don't run!" A group of masked men in black were chasing after them. A man in splendid attire had a frightened look on his face, and he ran forward stumblingly without choosing the right path.
"Bang!" The man in fine clothes suddenly fell backwards and looked at the masked man standing in the darkness in horror, "Help! You, no, don't kill me, I, I didn't do anything." Because it was too much Panicked, the man in fine clothes spoke with a vibrato and a cry.
"Run, you should run again, you pervert is quite good at running, I chased you for two streets." "No, don't!" When the man in the gorgeous clothes heard this, his nose and tears immediately came out, and even There are still faint water marks somewhere on the pants. The man in rich clothes crawled forward with trembling hands and feet, hugging the legs of the masked man in the shadow tightly and begging. "Please, please don't kill me, I really didn't do anything." "Huh! It's too late to beg for mercy now!" As he said that, the masked man in the shadow looked disgusted and swung forward. , throwing the man in rich clothes away, with such great force that it is rare in his life. "Bang!" "Ah!" The man in fine clothes hit the wall hard and lost his breath.
At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps in the distance. "Damn it, someone is coming." "Sir, then he..." The man fell into deep thought: "Follow the plan and take away the money from him. Huh! Even if this kid is lucky, this kick will make him crippled even if he is not dead. It's not enough. Out of fear. Let’s go!”
Because it was already evening and the light was too dim, the masked man did not notice a bump where the man in the attire hit his head. With the masked man's powerful kick, the man in the attire immediately lost his breath.
"No, don't kill me!!" Bi Yuntao woke up suddenly and found that he was already soaked. I am Cao, my boss. Before he could realize what was happening, he felt a headache. "No, I'm filming. Why does my head hurt so much? It's not like I was really beaten. Oh, yes, I'm filming." Bi Yuntao finally realized that his home was being filmed by the director, and he was playing a small role!
"Hey! That's wrong! This movie was shot, why didn't I see the camera, lighting board and sound receiver? Besides, this damn thing doesn't seem to be my home!!!!" Bi Yuntao got up in horror and immediately took off his clothes. Wearing a robe and Hanfu from the lower body, the upper body was naked and looking around for his clothes and mobile phone. "Hey, where are my clothes? I need to run away quickly. This isn't a pyramid scheme, right? When I get out, I'll call the police and arrest them all. I'll probably get a big bonus, and maybe even be on TV, hehe. !”
"Your Highness, the Concubine has asked you to have dinner." At this time, the voice of the old nun who appeared before came from a distance. Bi Yuntao turned around hurriedly, "No, why did he come so fast?" "Your Highness! Your Highness! Put your clothes on quickly. Your illness is not cured yet. No matter how anxious you are, you have to wait until the imperial concubine is gone. Are you kidding? Ah! And you must remember not to go to a brothel again, the emperor said, if you go again, your legs will be broken."
Um... Bi Yuntao looked at the old woman in front of him with black lines on his head. Are these people having such fun? Why don't you go to a brothel? Moreover, if you break the leg, is there a third leg? Bi Yuntao's lower abdomen contracted unconsciously.
The old nanny walked to the bedside, picked up the robe she had taken off, and prepared to help Bi Yuntao change. "Wait, wait. I'll do it myself! You go out first." Bi Yuntao hurriedly stopped her movement, looked at her warily, grabbed the robe and put it on slowly. "Yes!" Bi Yuntao watched the old woman retreat to the door, and then secretly wiped a trace of cold sweat from her forehead.
"It seems that my clothes and mobile phone have been taken away, so I can only wear this robe. These MLM people are really thoughtful. They know that the robe is not suitable for running, so they specially left the robe for me in case I wake up and run away. , sent an old woman to monitor me, it seems that I can only go with her first, and I happened to be hungry, so I went to eat first, and talked to them first, and tried to trick them. I can also observe the environment and the number of people on the way, and find out at any time. Chance to escape!”
"Your Majesty, come here, this is your favorite hibiscus and lotus seed soup." The beautiful woman I had seen before pulled Bi Yuntao, who had just come in, "By the way, Your Majesty, it is the Mid-Autumn Festival in two days, and there will be a lantern riddle party. , every prince has to go, and you should also go and find out if there are any available talents and see if you can recruit them." As he said that, he poured a bowl of soup for him and placed it in front of him.
"Um, I understand, Queen Mother." The beautiful woman rolled her eyes at Bi Yuntao when she heard this, and said, "I am your mother-in-law, and Queen Xue is your mother-in-law. You are not really upset, are you? You don't even remember this?" "After that, he was ready to ask his servants to call the imperial doctor.
"Ah. No, didn't I just take a nap in the afternoon? I dreamed about my mother-in-law and you became the empress. I wasn't awake for a while, and I was still a little confused. Hehe." Bi Yuntao quickly stopped the beautiful woman and explained, Perhaps he was afraid that this beautiful woman would find out something was wrong, so he quickly drank a few mouthfuls of soup to cover up the trace of panic in his eyes.
"Drink slowly. I know you have a filial piety, Your Majesty. Don't say such words again in the future. Be careful that walls have ears. If others listen, they will go to your father to read your book again." After hearing this, the beautiful woman Favoringly, he served Bi Yuntao a bowl of soup again.
"By the way, concubine, what happened to my head? Why does it hurt so much? Did I get beaten?" Bi Yuntao asked with confusion, remembering the dream he had before.
"Hey! Yesterday you went to the dinner party held by the Three Emperors. All the other men and ladies came out. They didn't see you for a long time, so they went in to look for you. They searched everywhere but couldn't find you. They were about to report to the official. I heard your cry for help. When I found you, I found that you had been beaten unconscious, your belongings were robbed, and you were unconscious on the street. When the mother-in-law found out, she quickly brought the imperial doctor to see you. The imperial doctor said that you were injured. It's critical. If I can't wake up today, I'm afraid I'm going to die. Let my mother and concubine prepare for the wedding in advance." After saying this, the beautiful woman's eyes turned red, and big tears fell from the corners of her eyes. This cry was very sad. , I feel nostalgic, which makes people feel heartbroken. The gentle gesture of this little woman makes people want to hold her tightly in their arms for comfort.
When Bi Yuntao saw this scene, his heart skipped a beat. He didn't know what had touched him, and he couldn't help but use his fingers to wipe away the tears on the beautiful woman's face.
"Your Majesty, you..." The beautiful woman looked at Bi Yuntao in confusion. When he heard this, Bi Yuntao was startled, his face turned red, he retracted his fingers in embarrassment, and explained hurriedly: "Ah, I, I, my child Being unfilial makes my mother and concubine miss me."
When the beautiful woman saw him blushing, she burst into tears and smiled. The wet tears on the corners of her eyes added to her beauty. "Your Majesty has really grown up and knows how to care for his mother and concubine." He said and poured himself a bowl of soup.
"By the way, Your Majesty..." "My child has eaten, but his head is still a little dizzy. Let's go back to your room first." "Okay, let Aunt Li take you back to your room. My mother-in-law will return to the palace tomorrow morning, so you don't have to Get up and see your mother off and rest for a few days. My mother will send someone to remind you during the Mid-Autumn Festival in two days."
After returning to the room, Bi Yuntao looked at Grandma Li standing at the door and lay on the bed with a speechless expression. "Damn it, are they too involved in the drama, or something, why does it feel weird." I muttered in my heart. Then he closed his eyes, turned over, and muttered, "Did I knock on the toilet, trigger the mechanism, and then be sucked into the toilet and travel through time???" Then he gave a helpless smile.
"Haha, that toilet is a bargain bought at the building materials market during the renovation. I won't believe it if you tell me. They must be too involved in the drama. Yes, they are a pyramid scheme, using the guise of making movies to recruit people."
"When I go out, I must study that toilet carefully. Maybe it is really a treasure." Just thinking like this, he muttered in confusion, and then fell asleep.
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Bang! I remembered the sound of the door closing, and saw a staggering man smelling of alcohol staggering into the bathroom, holding the toilet and vomiting.
"Grandma, these guys are really good at drinking. If they weren't trying to cover up their teammates and steal information, I would be fools to drink with you. But fortunately, it worked smoothly." As he spoke, the man stood up unsteadily. , but before he could hold on to the sink, he felt dizzy, his legs softened, and with a bang, he hit his head on the toilet and lost his breath.
"Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!" Bi Yuntao woke up suddenly, breathing heavily, and cold sweat dripped from his forehead.
"The dream just now is exactly the same as what happened when I went home last night. After a collision, my vision went black and I can't remember anything." Looking around the room, cold sweat broke out, "I don't know how. Did he really travel through time?!" Bi Yuntao thought as he rubbed it. Suddenly, Nanny Li's voice sounded outside the door, "Your Highness, are you awake? The Imperial Concubine has returned to the palace. I asked the slave to tell Your Highness not to go out for the next few days and to rest at home." "I know!" Bi Yuntao answered perfunctorily. road.
"The dream just now was something I experienced personally last night. So where is this place?" Bi Yuntao finally began to face his situation and began to make calculations in his mind.
"They are all wearing robes and palace clothes. Are they really dead and traveling to ancient times? If it is true, what about yesterday's dream of being hunted? Could it be the person I am possessing now? Hiss! If this is the case, what these people said and did yesterday can be explained.
But if they were a pyramid scheme, they probably wouldn't have spent so much effort and effort. Yesterday, the woman who claimed to be the concubine was full of jewels, and there was nothing worthless about her. The porcelain, calligraphy and paintings placed in the main hall look like treasures no matter how you look at them. The tableware used was obviously silver, and when I went to eat yesterday, I walked across a wooden bridge with lotus flowers planted on both sides, and even saw a few rockeries in the distance. Then this yard costs a lot of money.
Unless they spend money to rent it, that's not right. Renting a yard with a rockery and a lotus pond can't cost hundreds of thousands, and there is also the daily maintenance of the lotus pond, which is expensive and time-consuming.
The only thing I can do is to verify it. First, I assume that I have traveled to ancient times. Then I can check the history books and the name of the country before making a judgment. "After making up his mind, Bi Yuntao immediately stood up and called his servants.
"Mother Li, find some history books for this prince. I need to make some preparations for the Talents Conference in two days." "Yes, Your Highness."
Looking at the history books in front of him, Bi Yuntao was about to cry without tears, his eyes were empty and lifeless, and he slumped in the chair with a wry smile on his face and kept complaining.
"I have really traveled through time! Who dares to believe it? I actually traveled through time when I was thirty years old. Then why did you choose a time when I am about to retire from the army and want to experience life with peace of mind! To take a step back, since you want to Time travel, why did I die on the toilet? Damn it, dare I be a little sad? Others were hacked to death or electrocuted, so why did I die on the toilet? Oh my god, You are making me miserable for eternity!!!”
"But fortunately, I am the fourth prince, not a eunuch. This may be the only consolation. But why not be from any dynasty in history, so that I can cheat and become the emperor, three palaces and six courtyards? Hey! My Xi Shi, Wang Zhaojun, Diao Chan, Yang Yuhuan, woo woo woo, my beauties, my sunken fish and geese, the moon is closed and the flowers are ashamed!!!"
Bi Yuntao finally accepted the reality, "Forget it! The most important thing now is the current situation, but it is not optimistic. Looking at the history of China, few people can be good and escape from this struggle. Yes, now while the emperor is still alive, they don’t dare to fight too hard, so they should plan carefully, otherwise when the emperor dies, it will really be my death. I will be waiting for the Mid-Autumn Festival riddle party the day after tomorrow. Let’s see if I can recruit a few talents for my use.”
