Zhang Haiyang said: "You are all billionaires, don't spend every penny. The money you earn will eventually be returned to the society, taken from the people and used by the people!"
"Stop it." Jiang Hua stretched out his hand to stop Zhang Haiyang and said politely: "Taking it from the people and using it for the people is tax. The tax I should pay is not missing at all. This is not something you should worry about. That's the job of the tax bureau, so don't do it."
"Can't you be more generous? Donate some police cars to us. If you open a business in BJ in the future, as long as you don't break the law, why don't you guys protect you?"
The current market system is not perfect, and sometimes there will always be some messy things. If there is a criminal police captain poking at the back, it can scare many Xiaoxiao Xiaoxiao.
That's right, Jiang Hua was thinking about his vegetable company. Although it was a key project in the city, as the old saying goes, the county magistrate is not as good as the current one. It's different when there is a criminal police captain behind him.
"Let me think about it. Leave me a phone number. If I'm willing to meet you to donate the car, I'll call you, okay?"
"That's great." Zhang Haiyang said happily: "It's not that you are willing to donate, but you just give me a call whenever you want to donate the car."
Zhang Haiyang asked for paper and pen from the counter of Tianfu, and left his phone number with Jiang Hua. When he finally left, he gave many instructions: "Jiang Hua, you must never think about this matter. Don’t forget it.”
In order to impress Jiang Hua's memory, Zhang Haiyang paid the bill for Jiang Hua's soy sauce elbow, and he was soft-spoken and soft-handed. I've already bought you some braised pork elbows, so you can't be embarrassed and don't show any signs of it, right?
Of course Jiang Hua took this matter to heart. It wouldn't be a big problem if he really bought more than ten or twenty police cars, but it was a bit uneconomical to think about it. The dealers made all the money.
An idea struck, and Jiang Hua came up with a plan. After returning home, he called Chen Hai. Chen Kai was his college classmate, a native of Jinmen, and now worked at Tianjin Customs.
"Haier, how are you doing lately?"
"What the hell, let's just make do with it." Chen Hai opened his mouth and spoke in an authentic Jinmen style, but when this kid spoke English, he had no dialect characteristics at all, and was definitely Oxford-speaking. The most amazing thing is that , he is still self-taught, and the coincidence is outrageous.
"I have a problem with you. Do your customs have any confiscated off-road vehicles?"
"Yes." Chen Hai said with a smile: "Yes, there are quite a few. This is a hot commodity."
"I want twenty."
Chen Hai was startled and asked: "What are you going to do? You plan to sell the car, this is not possible."
"I donated it. Today I met an old friend, a policeman, and asked me to donate a police car. Isn't this a family relationship between the police and the people?"
Chen Hai smiled and said, "That's no problem. I'll mention it to our leader and I'll give you a price when the time comes. You can transfer the money directly to our department account and ask the police to pick up the car from us."
Jiang Hua smiled and said, "That's a good relationship. We have so many classmates, but you still manage things quickly. What kind of cars do you have?"
"Thirty Toyota Land Cruisers were confiscated just a while ago. This thing is definitely useful as a police car. Okay, don't talk about it now. I'll call our leader. This is your old squad leader's first time. Just beg me, and I will make things easier for you."
After hanging up the phone, within half an hour, Chen Hai called and directly quoted a price, a price that both parties were satisfied with.
"Our leader said that since it is donated to the police force, there is no need to pay so much attention. Let them come directly to pick up the car. You can just pay the money within fifteen days."
"Be fastidious." Jiang Hua smiled and praised: "Don't worry, the money will definitely arrive within three days. You are reliable in doing things. When the time comes, let my old friend treat you to a drink."
Chen Hai complained: "Drink, there is nothing good to drink. Drinking every day is not as good as the soy milk and pancakes in the morning. You don't know that there are bad people nowadays who want to corrupt us good comrades all day long, giving money and things." I don’t dare to accept it, it’s unreasonable if I don’t go to this entertainment, I can only drink with you every day, my stomach is ruined by drinking.”
"Okay, then when are you free to come to the capital? I'll treat you to some sheep and scorpions."
Chen Hai laughed and said, "That's okay. I'll serve it with sour plum juice. When you come to our Jinmen, I'll treat you to gaba vegetables."
In the past few years, Chen Hai and Jiang Hua have only gotten together twice. Both of them were busy with work. It was only when Chen Hai came to BJ City on a business trip at the end of the year that the two happened to bump into each other, so they had the opportunity to get together. Jiang Hua couldn't help but feel very restless. He thought about going to Jinmen for some fun. He just happened to see if Chen Hai had any good cars that had been confiscated and get one for himself.
Jiang Hua smiled and said, "Don't tempt me. If you tempt me like this, I might go to Jinmen tomorrow."
Chen Hai laughed and said: "Come here, come in the middle of the night if you can. It will be dawn when you get here. I will treat you to drink soy milk and eat pancakes and fruits."
"Don't provoke me. I'll go tomorrow. I'll take my wife with me. Then I'll go to your house to eat noodles. You'll be busy."
Chen Hai smiled and said: "Experts, I know that we Jinmen people have trouble eating noodles, but if you come, I will eat noodles at all costs. If I don't cook more than ten or twenty dishes, I won't entertain you well."
"Then it's settled. I'll go there tomorrow to see if your customs has any good cars that have been confiscated. I'll get two of them and drive them away."
"Yes, there are plenty. You can take your pick."
After putting down the phone, Lan Jieying came home. Jiang Hua said, "Yingying, are you busy tomorrow? How about we go to Jinmen to play?"
"Okay, why do you suddenly think of going to Jinmen?"
"I have classmates there. I will go to their house to eat noodles tomorrow."
Lan Jieying smiled and said, "How could you be like this, traveling hundreds of miles just to go to a classmate's house for a bowl of noodles?"
"You don't understand this. People in Jinmen have trouble eating noodles. You have to work all day to eat a bowl of noodles. Tomorrow will definitely open your eyes."
Lan Jieying smiled and nodded: "Then I want to try it, how delicious is this bowl of noodles after a busy day."
Jiang Hua hugged Lan Jieying and called Zhang Haiyang: "Hey, Zhang Haiyang, grandson, the police car matter is settled."
Zhang Haiyang asked excitedly: "Have you got it? It's so fast. You are so nimble in doing things. I can't blame you for becoming a billionaire."
"You go directly to Tianjin Customs and report my name to your criminal police team and bring up twenty Toyota Land Cruisers. They are all confiscated cars by the customs. I have already paid."
"Damn it, Master Jiang, you are such a master, I will punish you tonight."
