There was a long bench next to Liu Haizhong. Jiang Hua picked it up with his foot, and then kicked the bench in half with a high whip kick, calming Liu Haizhong.
The third uncle standing on one side blurted out: "My old elm bench."
The distress was so palpable that the corners of the third uncle's mouth trembled, but Jiang Hua ignored him.
He stood in front of Xu Damao. Xu Damao was about to run away, but he bumped into someone as soon as he turned around. It turned out that Silly Zhu had already known Xu Damao's tricks and stood behind him in advance to guard against this move.
Xu Damao cursed: "Silly Zhu, I'm not done with you."
Silly Zhu smiled and said happily: "Okay, whatever, you finish the matter in front of you first, and we will take our time to finish it."
Jiang Hua looked down at the squatting Xu Damao and said in a joking tone: "Grandson, you are very generous. You bought me a leg for two hundred yuan. I sent the leg. Whether it is discounted or chopped off, you can decide for yourself. Do it, pay the money first."
As Zheng Tong handed over a stool, Jiang Hua stepped on the stool with the foot that kicked Xu Damao that day, and then said to Zheng Tong: "Get me another stick."
Zheng Tong conveniently took an arm-thick pole from the corner and handed it to Jiang Hua.
Jiang Hua didn't look back. Zheng Tong put the stick directly into Jiang Hua's hand. As soon as he touched it, he felt that it felt wrong. When he turned around, he saw that the stick was thick in his arms.
Jiang Hua smiled and scolded: "Zheng Tong, you are really sincere. I asked you to find a stick, and find such a thick one. What hatred do we have?"
Zheng Tong said with a smile: "Brother Hua, you are a man who can stand on your fists and run horses on your arms. The stick is too thin to be worthy of your status."
Pointing at Xu Damao with a stick, he said, "Come here, bring me the money. Here are your legs. Once you see the money, do whatever you want."
Xu Damao trembled and took out a handful of bills from his arms. He didn't know how much it was, but it was definitely more than two hundred. He raised it over his head and handed it to Jiang Hua.
Jiang Hua took the money without counting it, handed the stick to Xu Damao, patted his thigh, and said boldly: "Come on, since you gave me the money, let's go ahead and build it."
Xu Damao was confused. What kind of tricks were these people doing? If they gave me the stick, wouldn't they be afraid that they would actually smash it down?
Xu Damao sometimes has the courage to commit suicide, otherwise he would not provoke Silly Zhu and get a beating.
Holding the stick, he was angry from the heart and evil from the side of courage. He had just pretended to be a grandson for a long time, and he also wanted to be a man.
Raising the stick, Xu Damao viciously hit Jiang Hua's thigh.
There was a whining sound, and just as the stick was about to hit Jiang Hua's thigh, Jiang Hua suddenly kicked him from the side, sending Xu Damao flying backwards.
Jiang Hua walked up to Xu Damao, patted his face and said, "You are quite honest. If you are asked to smash me, you will smash me. If I ask you to kill me, you will really kill me."
Jiang Hua picked up the stack of banknotes just now and sprinkled them on Xu Damao. He said jokingly: "Do you think I really want your money? If I take your money, it's no longer blackmail. This man will fall in love with you." Is this right?"
Xu Damao said with a grimace: "Master, you've hit me twice, let's settle the debt."
"It's cleared. It costs two hundred yuan for a leg. It's so easy to clear it. It's too cheap for you to think."
Yuan Jun had been hungry for a long time and urged: "Okay, Brother Hua, it's a waste of money, let's go eat quickly."
Xu Damao couldn't wait to say: "I'm going to treat you. I'm going to treat you guys to a meal. As long as you can get through this article, I'm going to treat you to a hard meal today."
Zhong Yuemin nodded and said: "You can teach a boy. If you are so knowledgeable and knowledgeable, how can you get such a beating?"
Jiang Hua said hypocritically: "Since Xu Damao is so enthusiastic, then it wouldn't be justified if we didn't give him face."
Yuan Jun said in a high-pitched voice: "That's right, our buddy is the one who makes friends. Since Comrade Xu Damao is willing to make friends with us, we must give him this face. Lao Mo, let's go!"
"Old Mo?" Xu Damao's tone suddenly climbed up to an octave, as if he was stepping on an egg.
"Why, it's not Lao Mo. Could it be that you just wanted to find a tavern and sent the brothers away?" Zhong Yuemin said with a fierce look.
Xu Damao quickly denied: "No, it's not possible, but Lao Mo wants meal coupons. Where can I get Lao Mo's meal coupons? Even if I go to Pigeon Market to buy them, I won't rush."
Zheng Tong nodded and said, "That's the truth. It's a bit overwhelming. How about a new overseas Chinese?"
Xu Damao smiled bitterly and said, "I don't have any meal coupons for Xinqiao. You have to get meal coupons to eat Western food."
Xu Damao was already prepared for a massive hemorrhage, but he didn’t expect that these young men would stick to the lung tubes. He had been working for so many years, that is, when he was in love with his ex-wife Lou Xiao’e, he exchanged an old Mo card with the deputy factory director. I opened a meat coupon for a meal ticket, and now I asked him to look for it again. How could he have a clue?
Jiang Hua pretended to smooth things over and said: "I don't have people like you who specialize in Western food. Can't you eat Chinese food? The words "hardship and simplicity" are meant for who. It is meant for us young revolutionary generals. I make the decision, so everything goes smoothly."
"Dong Laishun?"
Xu Damao hesitated again, but when he saw Jiang Hua and the others looked unkind, he said cheerfully: "Just Dong Laishun, I'll go get the tickets."
Zheng Tong laughed and said, "Bring more with you. These guys are all grown ups, so they have a lot of room in their stomachs."
Xu Damao wiped his sweat and replied: "I understand, I understand."
The brothers surrounded Xu Damao and walked towards Donglaishun. The happiest ones were the two helpers who were called to help. They did nothing but put their hands into their satchels and pretended to be fierce. Mixed up a big meal.
After drinking and eating, Xu Damao looked like he had a headache when he paid the bill. Each young man started with two kilograms of meat and ended up with wine. If Xu Damao didn't have extra money, he wouldn't be able to eat meat for at least half a year.
"Brothers, please turn the page." Xu Damao begged bitterly.
Yuan Jun said with a hooligan look: "Oh, I'm a little heart-burning after eating too much of this mutton. I'll just drink a bottle of Arctic Ocean to calm down the heat."
Of course Xu Damao knew what it meant and went to buy soda honestly.
After eating and drinking, standing at the door of Donglaishun, Zheng Tong patted Xu Damao on the shoulder and said, "Okay, you are a good friend. We should come and go often in the future."
Xu Damao's heart bleeds. This has become a burden that he can't get rid of. If he comes here every once in a while, he won't be able to survive.
But Xu Damao didn't dare to express any dissatisfaction. He was a real villain, and a coward. He only dared to stumble behind his back, but he didn't dare to be tough.
"I'm going to tell you about this today, but please remember, I know what kind of person Xu Damao is. We are all descendants of soldiers. Knowing yourself and your enemy is the most basic quality. If you have the ability, do it behind your back. Tiezi, I will definitely give you a good look."
