Chapter 89 Lu Chen: Fishing for law enforcement is not advisable!

Style: Romance Author: The national treasure that eats bambooWords: 2587Update Time: 24/01/12 08:01:05
【Hahaha! Brother Lu is going to be popular! 】

[(Laughing and crying) I don’t know if Brother Lu is popular or not, but the photographer is really miserable, even the Buddha has paid more than him! 】

[It can be seen that the photographer really wants to deceive Brother Lu into paying for a relationship! 】

【……】

【Popularity+1+1+1】

【Popularity+1+1+1】

On the table.

Lu Chen was drinking porridge when he seemed to suddenly remember something. He raised his head and asked the photographer with a resentful look on his face:

"By the way, what do you think of your 200-pound partner?"

When the photographer heard this, he immediately became unhappy and quickly defended:

"What two hundred pounds? Her friends came to her house to play, and several people ate it together!"

"She has actually lost weight, only ninety pounds!"

Lu Chen looked at the photographer's protective look and couldn't help but curl his lips.

"Are there any photos?"

"Ha! We are soul mates. How can you understand, brother, who only cares about appearance!"

Just when Lu Chen was about to retort, the doorbell suddenly rang.

"Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!"

The doorbells rang in succession very urgently, as if there was something important.

Lu Chen slowly opened the door.

What came into view was a huge snow-white ravine. No, an angry face.

Exquisite makeup adorned Zhao Zhijing's fair face, her eyebrows were filled with anger, and she looked angrily at Lu Chen in front of her.

"Have you seen enough?"

"It's so big. It's not white. I mean, the weather today is really big and pretty good!"

Lu Chen scratched his head and looked at Zhao Zhijing in front of him, feeling a little embarrassed.

Zhao Zhijing looked at Lu Chen in front of him, as if he was coming to settle accounts.

The aura of having been in a high position for a long time made Lu Chen feel uncomfortable for a while.

"Well, Sister Jing, I actually said that it was a misunderstanding. Do you believe it???"

Zhao Zhijing slowly walked into the living room, sat on the sofa, and crossed her legs.

The slit in the skirt exposed a large area of ​​snow-white skin.

He said in a strange tone: "Believe it, of course I believe it!"

"However, my daughter keeps asking me for answers to questions every day. Can you please tell me the answers to the questions?"

There was a hint of threat in Zhao Zhijing's charming tone.

If Lu Chen hadn't been her daughter's savior, she might have set the house on fire.

Why are you sitting here so calmly?

The photographer, who was still at the dining table, was also holding his own porridge at this moment, silently sitting in the best viewing position, and silently eating the melon.

Lu Chen scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.

"this."

"What's the first question?"

To be honest, he had already forgotten all the previous questions.

Zhao Zhijing glanced at the photographer eating melon on the side, and the powerful aura immediately frightened the photographer into speechlessness.

"You should remember, right?"

The photographer nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Remember! Remember!"

"Under what circumstances can water draw wire?"

Hear this familiar question.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

[(covering face and laughing) Hahaha! I asked you to teach children this, but now retribution is coming, right? 】

[(Laughing and crying) I really never dreamed that there would be a follow-up to that incident! 】

[I’m also curious, what are Brother Lu’s answers to these questions (funny)! 】

[I’m new here and I don’t know. Can someone tell me? 】

【……】

Lu Chen looked at Zhao Zhijing in front of him and then at the photographer, looking a little embarrassed.

"This question, do you really not know?"

The two people who were asked by Lu Chen couldn't help but blush with embarrassment, but they still shook their heads vigorously.

They all said in unison: "I don't know!"

"Then let's try it once and we'll find out!"

Lu Chen looked directly at the two of them, and the photographer was shocked.

"Is it okay for three or three people? No! No! Brother, I have a girlfriend!"

The photographer blushed and shook his head quickly.

Zhao Zhijing also looked at Lu Chen with a blushing face and was about to refuse.

But he found that Lu Chen ran straight into the kitchen and came out with a bowl of water.

"No! This is a bowl of water and a bag of sugar!"

"We first pour the white sugar into the water, and then continue to stir with chopsticks until it is completely saturated. If we stir again, the excess sugar will not dissolve. At this time, the water is ready for drawing!"

Lu Chen gently lifted the chopsticks out of the bowl. The water became thicker, and it was really silky.

"Because the chemical bonds between sugar molecules and water molecules can form hydrogen bonds. This structure makes the interaction between water and sugar molecules stronger, and when the liquid is stretched, they stretch like a thin thread. Growth, this forms the drawing!”

"Actually, I want to use this question to tell Nan Nan the importance of chemistry and that she must study hard when she grows up in the future!"

Lu Chen scratched his head and explained to the photographer and Zhao Zhijing in front of him.

Zhao Zhijing's face was calm, and there were no ups and downs. Then he continued:

"How often is the tunnel maintained properly?"

"Well, this is a geography question. Because Kyushu is a complex region, the climate and temperature in each region are different."

"So it depends on the situation. If it's like a humid coastal area, I'm afraid it will have to be maintained once a week or two!"

"But if it's like the dry central region, even if it's not maintained for a month, there won't be any problems!"

"I'm doing this to make Nan Nan interested in studying!"

Facing Lu Chen's sophistry, Zhao Zhijing suppressed the anger in her heart and took a deep breath.

"If the mountain is closed due to heavy snow, can I take the path behind the mountain?"

"Of course! This is to teach Nannan how to avoid danger in extreme weather. After all, if there is too much snow, it is extremely easy to cause an avalanche!"

At this time, the photographer on the side discovered the blind spot and couldn't help but feel confused.

"That's not right, brother, it's like spring all year round in the south of the Yangtze River. Where does the snow come from?"

Lu Chen: "..."

There were fine beads of sweat on Lu Chen's forehead at this moment.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead rather guiltily and defended:

"It is precisely because there is no such weather that I am afraid that if it happens, Nan Nan will not be able to cope with it."

"The last question is, if you have already vomited, is it better to vomit it out quickly, or just vomit the rest inside?"

"Spit it out, because if you vomit it all up, the price of the next car wash will go up!"

"This is a common sense question about life. Although I know that you are not short of money, Sister Jing, it is not good if you have developed the habit of extravagance and waste since childhood!"

"So this is ah!"

Zhao Zhijing nodded thoughtfully.

Lu Chen's worried heart was finally relieved, and he patted his chest fearfully.

Secretly applauding his intelligence.

If he hadn't had an idea and deftly resolved the crisis.

Otherwise, I’m afraid I won’t be able to escape today’s disaster!

Zhao Zhijing stood up slowly and smiled at Lu Chen:

"In this case, I can go back and tell Nannan that your starting point for these questions is very good!"

"Sister Jing, I'll see you off, why don't you sit here for a while longer?"

Lu Chen narrowed his eyes and said politely to Zhao Zhijing.

Zhao Zhijing shook her head, walked to the gate and approached Lu Chen.

The delicate fragrance on his body immediately penetrated Lu Chen's nose, and Orchid whispered in Lu Chen's ear:

"If it's you, you can vomit it all inside!"

Lu Chen felt the warmth next to his ears and subconsciously thought about the picture Zhao Zhijing painted in his mind.

All of a sudden.

Two streams of hot liquid slowly flowed out of the nasal cavity.

Zhao Zhijing looked at Lu Chen who had a nosebleed in front of him, his face suddenly darkened, and he said with great anger:

"Lu Chen! I knew you were lying before."

Lu Chen looked at Zhao Zhijing, whose eyes were gradually turning dark, with an extremely embarrassed look on his face.

"Sister Jing, fishing and law enforcement are not advisable!!!"

(End of chapter)