Chapter 59: Great Monk: Are you here to stack buffs with me?

Style: Romance Author: The national treasure that eats bambooWords: 2313Update Time: 24/01/12 08:01:05
Lu Chen looked at the great monk in front of him and said with an extremely sincere attitude:

"Yes, we must be sincere. Even if the Bodhisattvas do not bless us, we must be sincere!"

"You swear in front of Buddha?"

Without saying a word, Lu Chen knelt down in front of the Buddha statue with a pop.

He said seriously: "I swear, if I, Zhang San, didn't sincerely believe in Buddhism, I would never see a beautiful woman in my life!"

Seeing Lu Chen's serious look, the great monk nodded slowly. Just as he was about to speak, something suddenly occurred to him.

He said to Lu Chen in front of him, "What is your name?"

Lu Chen said confidently: "Lu Chen!"

Great monk: "..."

"Then you fucking swear by someone else's name!"

"Because I also want the blessing of the Bodhisattva, and I also want to see the beautiful women!"

The great monk covered his heaving chest with his right hand, and was so angry that Lu Chen was speechless in front of him.

In just over ten minutes, the great monk probably said dirty words more than a dozen times.

It's not that he's not good at practice, it's that these two guys in front of him are really annoying.

If these two people were allowed to stay any longer, the great monk was really afraid of what he would do.

He hurriedly said to the two people who had finished praying: "Since we have finished praying, you guys should leave quickly!"

They were probably the first pilgrims to be driven away by the great monk in a hurry since the temple was built.

After worshiping all the Bodhisattvas, Lu Chen and the photographer slowly stood up.

As if they had not heard what the great monk said, the two looked at each other excitedly.

"San'er! With this buff on my body, I won't have to look at traffic lights when walking in the future!"

"That's right! Brother, even if Black and White Wuchang comes, you have to hand it over to Hua Zi before leaving!"

The great monk looked at the two excited people, with the corner of his mouth twitching slightly.

"With you guys, you really came here to add buffs to me!"

Chen Yi, whose face was red with shame, looked at the monk with shame, his eyes full of apologies.

He was about to apologize, but the monk stopped him with his hand.

The great monk looked at Chen Yi and said sincerely:

"There's no need to say more about my apology. My only request is that I don't want them to come back in the future."

"My temple is too small to accommodate these two giant Buddhas!"

Chen Yi nodded awkwardly. She was unknowingly led astray by the two of them, and she had a lot of buffs on her body.

After hearing what the great monk said, he naturally had no shame in staying here any longer, and directly pulled Lu Chen and the photographer out.

Lu Chen was suddenly pulled out of the temple by Chen Yi and couldn't help but feel a little confused.

"What are you doing? Why did you come out before you had eaten?"

“I also want to see what we can eat in this temple!”

The great monk stood in the courtyard of the temple. When he heard Lu Chen's words, his expression suddenly changed.

He hurried to the gate and closed the temple door with a bang. Then he was still worried and blocked it with a bolt.

Looking at the closed door in front of him, Lu Chen felt like crying.

"Today's dinner is gone..."

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed from ear to ear when they saw Lu Chen being chased out like a rat.

[(covering his face and laughing) I’m really convinced by these two guys. How come you can give me a job in such a solemn place like a temple? Others are going to ask the Bodhisattva for blessings, but you two just leave it here to stack buffs? 】

[(Laughing and crying) This buff can only be stacked by Brother Lu and the photographer. For ordinary people, they would probably be beaten to death by the monks in the temple. 】

[In the words of the photographer, this amount of buff is black and white and impermanent, and I have to lose my hair before leaving (funny)! 】

[Brother Lu really made me cry to death. He even wanted to have dinner at the temple before leaving. 】

【……】

Looking at the loveless Lu Chen in front of him, Chen Yi gritted his teeth and said, "I'll treat you to dinner today!"

Her heart was bleeding. She wanted to go out and have fun, but she was still spending money.

Thinking of this, Chen Yi couldn't help but sigh.

For the sake of Lu Chen renting a car, she felt soft and didn't care about it.

However, the next words of Lu Chen and the photographer made her clenched her fists.

"Let's talk about it first! If it's too expensive, don't use it. Just get the king crab, wave dragon or something!"

Lu Chen stood up and said politely to Chen Yi in front of him.

The photographer also nodded and helped.

"Indeed, the king crab and the wave dragon are too make-or-break. Brother, you are still too kind!"

Chen Yi: "..."

"What kind of sin did I commit to get to know you..."

Even so, Chen Yi followed Lu Chen and got into the car.

The two left the amusement park, but the photographer still got into a taxi and stared resentfully at the two people playing in the luxury sports car in front of them.

A street hotpot restaurant in Jiangnan City.

Zhao Cheng, who was wearing a frog suit, had a red face and a proud smile. It seemed that he had gained a lot today.

"Is this my idea? I went to the amusement park to sell balloons on the weekend. Look, I made more than a thousand dollars in just four hours."

"Now we are the richest guests on the show. Let me treat you to whatever you want today!"

Zhao Cheng held a can of beer and said proudly to the photographer in front of him.

The photographer was also a little drunk at the moment, and he was extremely excited with Zhao Cheng in his arms.

"Brother! You are so business-minded. You made so much money in just a short time!"

The photographer felt that he was so lucky to be able to follow Zhao Cheng.

In just a few days, they can already afford hot pot.

You know, there are still many guests and photographers eating steamed buns.

Hot pot or something like that is something they can't even imagine.

Of course, it's not that they can't afford it.

Nowadays, most guests have nearly four-digit savings.

But basically making money is a steady stream, unlike Zhao Cheng who can earn so much money in just a few hours.

Zhao Cheng is indeed a business-minded one among the guests.

It is precisely because they made so much money today that they dare to spend money in revenge.

However, for Zhao Cheng, it was probably a celebration that he finally defeated Lu Chen.

While Zhao Cheng kept pouring the mutton into the hot pot, he educated the photographer with serious words:

"You see, as long as you work hard, you will always get something."

"We work so hard to clean other people's cars under the bright sun every day, so now that we have gotten back the money we lost, we are firmly ranked as the wealthiest guest."

"Do you think we can reach first place just because Lu Chen gave us the two hundred?"

"Wrong. It's because of my shrewd brain and our unremitting efforts. If we hadn't made more than a thousand from cleaning cars before and bought and sold balloons on weekends, how could we have surpassed Lu Chen?"

Thinking of this, the photographer couldn't help but nodded in agreement.

Indeed, if they had not saved enough before, even if they got back the two hundred yuan, they would not be able to reach the first position.

But the photographer seemed to suddenly think of something, and turned towards Zhao Cheng and said:

"Brother Lu Chen and the others haven't been messing around all day, haven't they received a few orders in just a few days? How did he get to the first place?"

(End of chapter)