213. The fish is on, so talk wildly!

Style: Romance Author: Food is lazyWords: 4533Update Time: 24/01/22 20:13:20
"What does hanging a blue star mean?" Lin Dan asked while holding the lure rod and reeling in the line.

The line closed very smoothly. It was obvious that Lin Dan did not hang on the bottom, but really hit the fish.

Lin Dan thought it was a professional term in fishing. He was afraid that he would let the fish go, so he slowed down the speed of stirring the wheel and asked, "Hey, what do you mean?"

Li Yi: "."

Zhang Lei: "."

Silence, still silence.

It was getting dark, and the sun had gone to the other side of the planet, but the heat had not dissipated, and the expressions of Li Yi and Zhang Lei seemed to be frozen.

This damn novice benefit! ! !

The experienced photographers on the program team divided the work very well and professionally. One of them took photos of Lin Dan, who was beaming with joy, and the rest were all about taking close-ups of Li Yi and Zhang Lei.

Even with professional training, they have reached the edge of living in Bengbu.

"Talk, you guys talk, what should I do now? Should I just pull the line back or should I slip away for a while? Didn't I see on the Internet that you should slip away when fishing?" Lin Dan was a little anxious. Why were these two guys silent?

"Ah, yes, I want to sneak away for a while. Dan'er, you can't control it, let me do it!" Zhang Lei, who is middle-aged and has a round body, jumped onto the rocks with very strong movement.

"What are you doing? This is my fishing rod!"

After all, Li Yi was young, and his movement skills were faster and better than Zhang Lei's. He came to Lin Dan's side in a few steps, and promised a huge profit: "Teacher Lin, let me catch this fish, and I will give you 50 when I go back!"

Lin Dan realized what the two men wanted to do, but this was his first time fishing and the first fish he had caught, so he refused to let them go.

Li Yi and Zhang Lei were still trying to stop each other, while Lin Dan quickly turned the wheel. Soon, a gray-black fish with spines on its back was pulled out of the water.

"What kind of fish is this?" None of the three people knew it.

I still learned from the staff that this is black snapper, which sells for thirty or forty yuan per catty in Qiong Province.

Li Yi and Zhang Lei's equipment is top-notch, and the fish controller naturally comes with a scale. Lin Dan's fish weighs exactly one and a half pounds, no more, no less.

Seeing that Lin Dan had caught the fish, Li Yi and Zhang Lei looked at each other and understood each other's eyes without speaking - fish for a while longer.

Fishing guy, unless you really have nothing to say, how can you give up so easily?

"Teacher Lin, you go back to eat first. Xiaoyi and I will fish for a while longer."

Zhang Lei didn't bother to clean up the spinning wheel that was fried, so he just replaced it with a new wheel and vowed: "I won't go back until we catch fish tonight!"

Li Yi asked: "Teacher Lin, do you still want to fish? If you want to fish, just continue to use my pole. I have a spare."

The two men may not have good fishing skills, but they are well prepared. They go out with two sets of poles and wheels.

Lin Dan was already very hungry, but he had always been a tolerant person and chose to stay and continue fishing.

Of course, the main reason is that he doesn't know how to handle fish, otherwise he would have gone back to cook the fish himself and eat it!

"If we catch a fish of ten or eight pounds tonight, we will have free seafood!" Zhang Lei confidently threw out the bait and made a long shot.

Li Yi didn't speak, but it could be seen from his face that he was full of expectation.

Always the Air Force, always hopeful, this is the fishing guy, the fishing guy who never admits defeat!

However, another two hours passed, and it was almost nine o'clock. Except for Lin Dan who ran away with a fish in the middle, Li Yi and Zhang Lei still had no one to eat.

There are a lot of mouths on the head and body - full of mosquitoes.

"I'm not telling you, there are really no fish in this sea!"

Li Yi left these words, and the three of them drove the electric tricycle back to the mushroom house.

Zhang Lei put the fish in the kitchen and shouted: "Brother Yi, hurry up and get rid of the fish so we can eat. We are starving to death."

Li Yi poked his head out of the living room: "Brother Yi doesn't know how!"

"Aren't you from Guangdong Province? Why don't you even know how to handle fish? And you are so skilled at killing chickens!" Zhang Lei was confused.

Li was also puzzled: "Do people from Guangdong Province definitely know how to handle fish?"

"You two have been fishing for a while, and you don't even know how to handle the fish?" Lin Dan was even more puzzled. If he had known better, he would not have been hungry at the beach feeding mosquitoes, and would have gone straight back to eat soy sauce bibimbap.

Zhang Lei looked at Lin Dan and shook his head: "You are an amateur, you are an amateur."

Li Yi spread his hands: "Who said you have to eat when fishing?"

They catch fish and release them, enjoying the process.

That is to say, there was really nothing to eat in the mushroom house, otherwise they wouldn't have brought this fish back.

In the end, it was Li Yi who scraped the scales and guts of the fish while watching the video on the Internet.

According to the Internet, black snapper is best used for steaming or making soup.

But the strength of Mushroom House obviously does not allow such a particular way of eating.

A pound and a half of fish, after scraping the scales, removing the internal organs, and removing the weight of the bones, there is probably only a few ounces of meat left.

Li Yi made braised fish with a thick sauce. The umami flavor of the fish was not tasted, but the soy sauce, oyster sauce and other condiments tasted good. You can mix it with the sauce and rice. The three of them were full.

Lin Dan laughed while eating: "I didn't expect that we ended up eating soy sauce bibimbap."

Li Yi and Zhang Lei also couldn't help laughing. The start of this season was indeed quite shabby.

After eating, the three of them turned a blind eye to the phone that rang twice in the living room. They moved chairs and sat at the door of the living room to enjoy the cool air. This way they could feel the wind from the fan in the living room and the subtle sea breeze.

Zhang Lei called Wang Huaizhong over while swatting mosquitoes: "One and a half pounds of fish, one and a half working hours, give us two cans of ice Coke."

"You need to give us the fish in exchange for working hours." After saying that, Wang Huaizhong immediately ran away, and Li Yi's slippers were in his place.

"No, Brother Lei, why did you throw my shoes?" Li Yi was dissatisfied and jumped over on one foot to put on his shoes.

The phone rang again, and Li Yi went into the living room to answer the phone.

"What are you doing at Mushroom House? I've been calling since seven o'clock, and you didn't answer until ten o'clock? Do you still have a sense of service? Believe it or not, I will file a complaint against you!"

On the other side of the phone was a familiar voice changer, a female voice.

"Sister Jieyi?"

After a moment of silence, the other party said "uh".

"Hahaha, it's really you, Sister Jieyi." Li Yi didn't hear it and just made a casual guess.

"Hey, boss."

Yang Jieyi turned off the voice changer provided by the program team and her voice became gentle: "Boss, I was joking just now. Don't take it to heart. Xiao Zheng and I will come to you early tomorrow morning to report."

"Don't do it, Sister Jieyi, I'll ask Teacher Zhang Lei to come over and answer the phone."

Li is also nominally the boss of Phoenix Legend, but more importantly, they have a cooperative relationship.

In front of these acquaintances, Li Yi always regarded himself as his younger brother.

Therefore, he couldn't do anything to his sister, so he immediately called Zhang Lei over to answer the phone.

"Jieyi? When will you come over tomorrow?"

"Then you must bring a gift. How can you say that a guest comes to the house empty-handed?"

"No, no, no, we don't have to farm this year."

"You really don't need to farm. The theme of this season is a fishing village. Where can you get the land to farm?"

"Don't believe me? I swear, if you come here and I let you farm, all my hair will fall out this year. Isn't that vicious enough?"

Lin Dan also picked up the phone and chatted for a while.

"Jieyi, let me tell you, our mushroom house this season is so beautiful."

"Yes, the mushroom house is on the beach."

"You can see the sea from the house, and you can see the beach when you step out."

“The beach is so soft and white, and so clean!”

"That's right, dress nice and come over tomorrow and I will take pictures for you!"

Li Yi watched from the side, listening to their words, shaking his head, and said sadly: "Why have you changed like this now?"

After all, Li Yizhen felt that he was not fooled by them. At least he never said such misleading words, right?

Zhang Lei and Lin Dan glanced at Li Yi, smiled and said nothing.

"As you viewers have seen, this has nothing to do with me. Fans of Phoenix Legend, if you scolded Teacher Zhang and Teacher Lin, please stop scolding me!"

Li Yi finished speaking to the camera, then took out his mobile phone and opened the photo album.

They were all photos taken after arriving at the Mushroom House. There was the endless, sparkling sea and the ancient Mushroom House. He and Zhang Lei were holding fishing rods and smiling "yeah" at the camera. One and a half kilograms were taken into ten. Half a pound of black snapper

In short, they all look like beautiful photos taken while traveling, the kind that make people very envious.

Open Weibo, select the photo, collect the nine-square grid, and edit the text.

"This season's Mushroom House is really great! I thought it would be the life after retirement, but I didn't expect that I would live it ahead of schedule. I am comfortable, satisfied, happy, and cool! (Sunglasses.jpg)"

Weibo, publish!

On the side, Zhang Lei and Lin Dan, who felt that they were already better than others, were silent.

Compared to a dog, Yi Geer is more of a dog!

Lin Dan complained: "You have never sent Jiugongge."

"Haha, really? Isn't this so happy? The Mushroom House is so beautiful, and "Three Meals a Day" is so fun."

Li Yi lifted up his clothes and wiped the sweat from his forehead. Even at night, the weather was still a bit sultry, making him feel a little irritable.

Therefore, what he has released is not enough, he still needs to be released!

So, Li Yi opened WeChat again, selected two landscape pictures, and focused on the photos taken while fishing. He collected the nine-square grid and sent this message to the circle of friends: "I very much doubt that what I recorded is not "One Day". "Three Meals" is a fishing show, and I am willing to record it for Director Wang until he dies!"

In less than two minutes, Li Yi caught the fish that he didn’t catch in the sea on Weibo and Moments, and he talked wildly about it!

"Come on, come on, I've caught fish!" Li Yi immediately happily called Zhang Lei and Lin Dan to come over and eat melon.

[Huang Chongwen: "I'm going, you kid is actually having such a good time? No, I'm coming too!"]

[Chu Fan: "Sea, beach, fishing, help me ask the program director if I can go there and take a look."]

[Yang Jieyi: "Boss, wait for me, I'll be there early tomorrow morning!"]

[Zheng Chaoyang: "Brother Yi, are there more fishing rods? Do I need to prepare them myself?"]

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Zhang Lei and Lin Dan witnessed Li Yi's sexy moves throughout the whole process.

This is so, so interesting!

They also have to send it.

After a while, the happy voices of Zhang Lei and Lin Dan came frequently.

"I caught fish too."

"Big fish, big fish!"

"Help me think about what to do, this fish is a bit cunning!"

Li Yi hooked his finger at the camera at the door. When the camera turned around, he showed off and said, "Who said I can't catch fish?"

Then, Li Yi called Zhang Ying'er in front of the camera.

“Weibo and Moments are all just a joke, don’t believe it!”

"I'm not lying. The program team asked us to promote it. Teacher Zhang Lei and Teacher Lin Dan both posted it."

"This damn show crew! You don't even know how miserable I am today. I have been hungry all day. In the evening, three grown men eat a few taels of fish and rice mixed with sauce to fill their stomachs."

"You can come, but come back after the work is done. I'll tell you then."

"I miss you, wife!"

The staff member on the monitor controlled the camera and shook his head - I'll eat it if it's a human being!

The next day.

At seven o'clock in the morning, the sun is high and everything appears.

Li also woke up from the heat, his hair rising from the floor of the living room like a chicken coop.

In the room, Zhang Lei and Lin Dan were snoring loudly, still sleeping like dead pigs.

Li Yi did not wake them up, brushed his teeth and washed his face and went to the kitchen to make some porridge.

The porridge had just been cooked, and at 8:15, Yang Jieyi and Zheng Chaoyang arrived.

Yang Jieyi really listened to Lin Dan's words. She put on exquisite makeup, a beautiful straw hat, a bright red skirt, and a necklace around her neck. Typical vacation outfit!

Zheng Chaoyang was better, he was in a simple sporty style, he just asked when he was going fishing when he came.

He is not a fisherman, but as a man, he is more or less naturally interested in fishing and shrimping.

"Sister Jieyi is so beautiful, just like a fairy. Brother Chaoyang, don't worry, it's too sunny now. If you want to fish, wait until the sun is not so strong in the evening." Li Yi did not reveal the bloody reality directly, and continued to create a beautiful scene for them imagination.

He is so gentle and considerate!

After waking up Zhang Lei and Lin Dan, Li Yi came to the living room holding white porridge, while Zhang Lei held soy sauce and salt, and Lin Dan held sesame oil.

"Have you two eaten? Let's eat together?" Zhang Lei greeted.

Yang Jieyi and Zheng Chaoyang looked at each other. They were not fools. When they saw these three people drinking porridge, they had already noticed something was wrong.

"No, no, we came here after eating in the hotel." Yang Jieyi and Zheng Chaoyang were happy for their foresight.

Li Yi scooped up a bowl of white porridge, poured soy sauce and sesame oil into it, and asked, "What's for breakfast?"

“This is the special breakfast here.”

"more specific?"

"Seafood noodles, not to mention, sweet and spicy, with 60s, prawns, and oysters, the portions are also very generous, and it's quite delicious." Zheng Chaoyang thought about it for a while.

"Where's Sister Jieyi?"

"Well"

Yang Jieyi didn't understand why Li Yi asked all this, but she still recalled: "I ate sour noodles, which are sour and spicy, which suits my taste. The seafood is also the same. I also added an extra marinated chicken leg, um, good eat!"

Then, Yang Jieyi and Zheng Chaoyang saw Li Yi sucking up the porridge faster.

Good guy, are you using us to eat?

Both Yang Jieyi and Zheng Chaoyang couldn't laugh or cry, why were they so sad?

"How do you drink white porridge?" Yang Jieyi asked cautiously.

After finishing a bowl of soy sauce porridge, Li Yi smiled: "Sister Jieyi, you don't think we have nothing else to eat, do you?"

"How can there be nothing to eat at the beach?"

Li Yi scooped up a bowl of white porridge and made something out of nothing: "We caught a lot of fish yesterday and also caught a few big crabs, but they were all given to the villagers."

"It's not good to eat too much seafood. High uric acid will cause ventilation!" Zhang Lei said while sucking the salty white porridge.

Lin Dan nodded: "You should drink some white porridge in the morning to nourish your stomach and maintain your health. Do you want a bowl too?"

Yang Jieyi and Zheng Chaoyang smiled bitterly.

Why don’t we believe it at all?

(End of chapter)