Hearing Li Yi's words, the filming boss Zhang nodded his camera seriously, which left Li Yi speechless.
To do a variety show, you have to look like a variety show. Three meals a day have to be earned through labor. It has never been the so-called life that you aspire to...
Li Yi understands all this.
Even if he had known in advance that it would be like this, he would still come to participate in the second season.
But no matter what, you will regret it.
This is normal human psychology. Being able to work does not mean that you love working!
Under the fierce and scorching sun, the hearts of Li Yi, Zhang Lei, and Lin Dan were all chilling.
The three of them stood on the edge of the cornfield, looking at the unripe and a little green corn. They put their hands on their hips in unison, with a melancholy look on their faces.
They have already thought about the scene in the days when they would be so tired that they would stick out their tongues and breathe out.
Several follow-up photographers professionally recorded their backs and profiles. In the camera lens, there was an inexplicable feeling of the wind rustling and the water cold.
The silence of the three people was very active.
Li Yi pushed his hair back, as if it would make him cooler, and broke the silence, "Let's go to the watermelon field."
Zhang Lei and Lin Dan both looked at him in surprise.
No, brother in charge, we are still waiting for you to take the lead in being lazy, why are you talking about this! ?
Just when the two of them thought that Li Yi was now a big star, doing variety shows was not as free as before and he would care more about his own image.
Li Yi rode an electric tricycle and urged: "Let's go, it's too hot outside, pick two watermelons and go back to eat!"
As expected of you, Brother Yi.
Zhang Lei and Lin Dan, like children who were allowed to be lazy by their adults, happily got on the tricycle and each hugged the pole next to them tightly.
You can work, but not now.
Unless there is really no other way, Li Yi will not do hard work.
Back to the watermelon patch.
The watermelons have not yet fully matured, but Zhang Lei can pick and pat them. He picked two watermelons, each weighing four or five kilograms.
When he returned to the mushroom house, Li Yi saw Chang Wei and Laifu, whom he had not seen for a long time, lazily taking a nap under the ceiling fan in the living room.
The blue cat’s head is rounder, and the Shiba Inu’s butt is more upturned.
The smelly cat was still as cold as ever, but the dog quickly started licking him after recognizing him at first. It can only be said that his nature is hard to change.
After a while, Lin Dan cut the watermelon and brought it to him. Li Yi immediately pushed the licking dog away, picked up the watermelon and took a big bite. The juice oozed from the corner of his mouth. He just wiped it casually with the back of his hand.
After the three of them finished handling a large watermelon, their stomachs were bloated, but the heat dissipated and they felt like they were alive.
The ceiling fan made a buzzing sound when it turned. Li Yi sat on the ground, leaning against the wall of the living room, looking out the door in a daze. He could see the distant sea and the heat waves like ocean waves.
Time suddenly slowed down.
The first thing that came to mind was Zhang Ying'er. If the air conditioner could be blown here, the two of them could watch the sea together... Li Yi suddenly heard Zhang Lei burping, turned his head to look, then turned back, and continued to be in a daze.
The camera arranged next to the door turned and then faced Li Yi's direction.
To be honest, Li Yi's current image is not very good. His hair is a bit messy, there is sweat on his forehead, and his wet hair is tangled and stuck to his forehead.
In order to dissipate heat, the legs of the sweatpants were rolled up to the knees, and the sleeves were also rolled up to the shoulders.
All things considered, it would be an understatement to say that he was a bit slovenly.
But handsome is handsome, even if he is throwing sacks or lying down to play with glass balls, he is still handsome.
On the contrary, it looks a bit like a scene in a comic. There are a few drinks and cigarette butts scattered around, and that's a completely decadent male protagonist.
This made Wang Huaizhong, who had something to say, stop in his tracks when he saw this scene on the monitor. He waited and let this boy be handsome for a while.
The producers and directors of the show were hiding in the control room, blowing on the air conditioner, and chatting away.
"By the way, are we too cruel this season? It's so hot in Qiong Province, and the work we do is physically demanding. The guests have to work harder than last season. Our program team will be scolded by the fans, right?"
Wang Huaizhong was also aware of this problem and was thinking of asking the directors to discuss a task to reward Li Yi and the others with an air conditioner.
Then I heard director Xiao Zhang say: "It's a bit too harsh, but it doesn't matter. Everyone is criticizing Director Wang anyway."
"..."
Wang Huaizhong was speechless: "I'm still here, Xiao Zhang."
The atmosphere in their team has always been relatively relaxed, and Wang Huaizhong was often complained about and ridiculed to his face.
Xiao Zhang chuckled, and then said seriously: "Director Wang, I think everything else can remain the same, but air conditioning is definitely a must. Otherwise, how can we work if we can't sleep well?"
Wang Huaizhong rolled his eyes: "You think you have an uneasy conscience when you blow the air conditioner here."
Wang Huaizhong then discussed the task content with the directors and then walked towards the mushroom house.
"Everyone, excuse me, I have something to say."
No one cared about Wang Huaizhong's arrival.
Zhang Lei and Lin Dan were playing tricks on each other, while Li was in a daze.
Wang Huaizhong was not embarrassed and said with a smile: "Do you want air conditioning?"
Hearing the air conditioner, Li Yicai was willing to cast his eyes on Wang Huaizhong.
Zhang Lei rubbed Chang Wei's round head and said impatiently: "Hurry up, don't show off, just tell me if you have any tasks."
"I'll pick a ton of watermelons in one day and install an air conditioner for you, but I have to agree in advance that this time the air conditioner belongs to the program team and you can't dismantle it and sell it!" Wang Huaizhong glanced at Li Yi after he finished speaking.
"Brother Yi, he's talking about you!" Zhang Lei elbowed Li Yi.
Li Yi couldn't help but think of what Li Lichi said, "Your Majesty, he's playing tricks on you." He curled his legs together, lifted up his clothes and wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said, "One ton is too much."
"It's just one ton. The staff of our program team have tested the work you have to do in advance. It is not a difficult task to complete." Wang Huaizhong did not give him a chance to bargain.
Although you have to transport it from the watermelon field and load it into the truck yourself, it can only be done in three or four hours at most.
There are four girls among the choreographers, and they have never done any heavy work. On average, each of them can cook about two hundred kilograms of watermelon in an hour.
Lin Dan, who was greatly influenced by the first season, showed a helpless expression: "Then we can only wait until the guests come."
Li Yi and Zhang Lei both raised their eyebrows, showing expressions of appreciation.
To use the recent mantra of Captain Jia and Li Yi - you don't have to work before the guests come, and you don't have to work after the guests come, isn't it in vain?
Wang Huaizhong was a little surprised. He guessed that they would have such a reaction, but he didn't expect that it would come from Lin Dan's mouth first.
But he was too lazy to care about this. Anyway, he was given the task. Whether and when he wanted the air conditioner was a matter for these three people.
Wang Huaizhong reached into his trouser pocket and dug a few times. Seeing this, Li Yi frowned and said, "Director Wang, we are recording a program. Are you digging your crotch?"
puff--
Lin Dan, who was drinking water, didn't hold back and squirted out. Most of the water just hit Wang Huaizhong's crotch in front of him.
Zhang Lei, who was fine at first, suddenly froze, covered his face and laughed, then opened his eyes with his hands and looked at Wang Huaizhong.
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Wang Huaizhong glared at Li Yi, who was laughing so hard that he slapped his hands on the ground. Is this something that can be said during a program recording?
He was wearing gray sweatpants, and it was obvious that he was wet. He hurried back and changed into a pair of pants.
"According to the custom of our show, you came to the Mushroom House after a long journey on the first day. I should have prepared rich ingredients for you, but"
Wang Huaizhong reached into his trouser pocket again. This time he didn't give Li Yi a chance to tease him. He quickly took out a small notebook and started reading.
"On September 14, 2020, the last day of the recording of the first season of "Three Meals a Day", a gang of Li Yi, Zhang Lei, and Lin Dan brutally murdered Mushroom House member Huahua, and the three-person gang was sentenced. Confiscating the rich ingredients of the second season of "Three Meals a Day."
After reading it, Wang Huaizhong looked at Li Yi and the others proudly, with a look of shamelessness, like if you're not happy, you'll hit me.
However, the three of them all looked at Wang Huaizhong as if they were idiots - this is embarrassing, right?
Unable to see their frantic expressions, Wang Huaizhong left depressed.
After Wang Huaizhong left, Li Yi and the others immediately began to divide the pot.
Zhang Lei accused Li Yi: "Who made the kiln chicken you cook so delicious?"
Lin Dan spoke for Li Yi: "Obviously you always think about killing the chickens when you feed them every day."
Li Yize, who has a better memory, was pragmatic: "No, I remember it was Teacher Lin who first said that he missed the taste of kiln chicken."
Chang Wei, who has a round head, and Lai Fu, who has a cocky butt, look around at these three boring humans, looking very much like melon-eaters.
After a while, the effect of the show was realized, and the three of them stopped making noises. Lin Dan asked: "What should we do? What should we eat tonight? You can't really be full with watermelon, right?"
"Although I didn't continue to study my cooking skills after I went back, I can guarantee that I am definitely good at making soy sauce bibimbap." Zhang Lei said, patting his chest.
Then, the two of them turned their attention to Li Yi, meaning - speak up, big brother, take the lead.
Li Yi gradually regained the feeling of Xiao Yi and brother Yi when they had nothing to do. He changed to a comfortable position, half-lying and analyzed: "Let's not go to work today. It's almost four o'clock. It's almost four o'clock. I can’t even move the air conditioner back after dark.”
"As for dinner."
Li Yi said very domineeringly: "I want to eat fish tonight."
At half past four, it was still very sunny outside, but the sun was no longer so harsh.
Li Yi and Zhang Lei packed up the lure equipment and prepared to go fishing. Before going out, they confidently left a message to Lin Dan: "Cook the rice and wait for us when we come back. There will be no big meat but big fish."
Lin Dan has no interest in fishing and has never had any experience with it, but he does know a few words about it.
He sincerely blessed his face: "I don't know much about fishing, but I often see the word air force. It should mean a lot of profit, right? Then I wish you two an air force today! An air force every day."
Li Yi and Zhang Lei set off cursing.
The two came to the beach and stood on the beach, suddenly feeling a little embarrassed.
"Can there be fish here?" Li Yi asked uncertainly.
Zhang Lei immediately put on the lure and looked at the sea in front of him very excitedly: "Let's cast two rods first!"
An hour passed and there was not a single fish mouth.
Just then, a dark-skinned middle-aged man wearing glasses and holding a camera walked over. Behind him were two young men, also holding cameras, who seemed to be here to take pictures of the scenery.
The middle-aged man is the owner of Xiaopo Station. He watched Li Yi and Zhang Lei playing with lures on the beach, and saw two photographers behind them. He was a little curious for a moment.
Then he stepped forward and spoke in Mandarin with an accent: "Brothers, could you please excuse me? Are you in the self-media business?"
The group of middle-aged men were not nearby residents. Li Yi and Zhang Lei had taken good sun protection and were wrapped tightly, so they did not recognize them.
"No, we are just recording life." Li Yi pulled up his face towel.
It's not surprising to middle-aged men. You can guess it when you see their fishing equipment and shooting equipment.
Qiong Province is a tourist province, and many rich people come here. Not all of these rich people come here to have a feast of sea and sky, there are also many fishermen.
It’s really hard to understand that rich people don’t go fishing on yachts and play lures on the beach.
The middle-aged man kindly reminded: "It's not easy to catch fish in the offshore here, especially on the beach. You can walk forward. We just came back from there. There is a reef there, which should be easier to catch."
"Oh, thank you!" Li Yi also felt that there was no fish to be caught in this place, so he immediately started to close the pole.
The middle-aged man said again: "Brothers, I am the up owner of Xiaopo Station. I just photographed you in front. Can you put it in the video?"
Li Yigang wanted to say goodbye. After all, no matter which fishing guy he was, he didn't want others to know about his air force.
But when I thought that even if the middle-aged men didn't post, the show would definitely not let them go, so I shrugged and said it didn't matter.
Zhang Lei also thought about this and did not refuse. He just asked for their account names and learned that they were called - Qiong Province Warlord.
Although this group of people looked a bit wretched, they were quite upright and their speech was generous and cheerful. I didn't expect the account name to be so nonsensical.
Thanking each other again, Li Yi and Zhang Lei turned around and walked in the direction pointed by the other party. After walking five or six meters, the middle-aged man's accented Mandarin came over again: "Brothers, if you really can't catch any fish, you can Go to the market and buy it, there’s no shame in it!”
So infuriating!
The middle-aged man chuckled and asked if he could put it in the video because of this sentence. This was his most sincere love for the fishing guy!
Li Yi and Zhang Lei came to the reef pile and saw that the water level here was obviously much higher, and they could even see fish flapping on the sea surface.
Although the middle-aged man was not too serious, the fishing spots he introduced were quite good.
The two of them immediately regained their confidence.
However, almost two hours passed.
It was getting dark and the rice was already cooked. During this period, Lin Dan was like a little daughter-in-law looking forward to her husband's return home, looking out from time to time.
At first, Lin Dan could still see their backs on the beach, but after just lighting the fire and cooking for a while, there were no traces of them. He couldn't help but feel a little worried, so he drove a tricycle out to look for them.
Of course, the most important thing was that I was bored alone in the mushroom house. After all, when it was getting dark, the program team went out with a few more lighting staff. If something happened, it would have happened long ago.
Driving along the edge of the coast, about ten minutes later, Lin Dan finally arrived at the reef pile.
Li Yi, with sharp eyes, noticed Lin Dan's arrival immediately and said hello as if nothing had happened: "Is Teacher Lin here? Let's go back."
"How much did you catch? Where's the catch?" Lin Dan stretched his head curiously under the reef.
In his opinion, if he had been out for so long and was unwilling to go back until dark, he must have had a lot of fun fishing and the fish must have been abundant.
"Oh, yes, yes, it's getting dark, let's go back quickly, Brother Lei." Li Yi answered the question.
How could Lin Dan not understand what was going on? She helplessly waved her hands to the camera: "It looks like we are really going to eat soy sauce bibimbap tonight."
"Don't worry, I'll throw the last shot." Zhang Lei was very stubborn, and then with a snap, the spinning wheel exploded.
"Uh, what's going on?" Lin Dan scratched his head.
"Ahem, it's okay. Come back, the fishing rod is broken." Zhang Lei coughed lightly to save himself.
When Lin Dan saw that Li Yi's fishing rod had not been collected yet, he said, "Xiao Yi, let me cast a rod for fun."
Li Yi was sorting out the fake bait. Hearing this, he reached out and handed over the lure rod.
Under Zhang Lei's teaching, Lin Dan hit the first shot. It was obviously a failure. It looked like it was only five or six meters away.
Zhang Lei didn't care. It was getting dark, so he didn't let Lin Dan throw it again. He just asked him to slowly retract the line and started to organize his equipment.
However, within a few seconds, Lin Dan suddenly shouted in surprise: "I've hit a fish, I think I've hit a fish!"
"What?"
Li Yi and Zhang Lei immediately stopped what they were doing and gathered around.
The two of them said in unison: "Did you hang up the blue star?"
Several staff members suddenly felt that the night in Qiong Province had a very strong sour smell!
(End of chapter)