Doesn’t this refer to the mulberry tree scolding the locust tree and beating the cow across the mountain? ?
However, the words Chu Fan scolded Xia Luo were more serious and unpleasant than Huang Chongwen had ever heard.
Huang Chongwen's career has not been smooth sailing. He has experienced setbacks and troughs, especially the two years after his debut, which were very controversial.
The most serious criticism he received was: "The music is useless to society and harmful to young people."
No matter when it is put, this is a very serious criticism for a public figure.
Fortunately, he survived and became famous now, even if he doesn't release songs, he is still famous!
Therefore, Huang Chongwen did not feel offended. These were just jokes, the best conversation material when recalling the bittersweet and bragging.
But it doesn't matter.
"Are you going a little too far?"
Huang Chongwen was speechless and really wanted to punch the old man: "I highly doubt that this section has any impact on the plot of the movie. You are just bringing in private goods to blackmail me!"
Li Yi shook his head and said: "Brother Chongwen, you can question my character, but you can't question my respect and sincerity for the movie."
"Ah."
Huang Chongwen sneered disdainfully, he and Li Yi were the same kind of people.
It's like that, if you say I can't sing well, I'll just smile, but if you say I can't play games, then I'll fall out!
Huang Chongwen himself likes to say that he "loves music very much". How could he not know Li Yi's thoughts?
Respect for the movie?
A sincere heart?
What a liar!
Li Yize said: "Brother Chongwen, actually you have to think about it from another angle. It was because of singing your song that Charlotte began to reach the top of her life and slapped many people in the face, just like your experience. Let you Isn’t it nice to relive it on the screen again?”
Huang Chongwen thought for a while and nodded heavily: "It's great!"
He had this kind of temperament. When he was in his twenties, he wrote songs and scolded a lot of people. After he turned thirty, he started to enjoy life and lost a lot of sharpness.
Li Yi looked around and whispered: "And you hit Teacher Chu Fan in the face. Think about it, doesn't it feel better?"
This time, Huang Chongwen shook his head very firmly: "Teacher Chu Fan has always admired me. We are both teachers and friends. I respect and admire him very much."
Li Yi was not a fool. He had to say a few words before he realized something was wrong, and he immediately felt a chill in his back.
Sure enough, Chu Fan appeared behind him. He looked at Li Yi and shook his head, as if to say, a child cannot be taught.
However, after taking two steps, Chu Fan stopped again: "There is no plot for me in the back. What is this a slap in the face? If the situation permits, I can add a plot at the end."
Huang Chongwen praised: "What kind of plot will be added?"
Chu Fan thought for a while: "Xia Luo and I met again, and the melodious voice turned into the sound of nature. The arrogance at the beginning turned into a humble eyebrow. You can think of the specific lines."
"Wonderful, this is wonderful!"
Huang Chongwen was so happy that he clapped his hands, his eyes lit up, and threatened Li Yi: "This scene must be added, or I will sue for defamation."
Chu Fan waved his hand: "I'm just making a suggestion. It's okay if you don't add it. I can save some effort."
After saying that, he inadvertently placed his eyes on Li Yi.
For half his life, Chu Fan has never acted. He always felt that he was not the material, but now he tried his skills and found that it was quite interesting.
Li also understood and said yes because he was addicted to acting.
He waved his hand and said without any hesitation: "Add, must add."
It's very simple. It's just a shot of ten or twenty seconds at most, so it doesn't delay things.
Chu Fan withdrew his gaze, walked to the side and sat down. He slowly opened the thermos cup and took a sip of water. He was elegant and easy-going, so classy.
Huang Chongwen was inspired. He asked for the peak version of Huang Chongwen to appear in the movie. He wanted to slap Xia Luo in the face, followed Li Yi, and kept shouting for more scenes.
The situation was different, so it was naturally impossible for Li Yi to agree.
Chu Fan's changes before and after can be said to serve the protagonist and the point of laughter.
The peak version of Huang Chongwen? Are you the protagonist, or is Charlotte the protagonist?
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"Time flies so fast, it's almost the tenth episode of FHM, and the show is almost over." On the sofa, Zhang Jiamei, wearing a facial mask, looked at the TV with some emotion.
Yuan Shuai nodded. Who would have thought that he who used to dislike popular celebrities the most and was very disgusted with variety shows has now become a loyal audience of a variety show and a fan of a popular artist.
The TV was playing, and on the cabinet next to it were their wedding photos that they had taken not long ago.
Watching them appear on the TV screen, they have gone from being ridiculed traffic stars to now being recognized as creative talents both inside and outside the circle. Looking at their wedding photos, Yuan Shuai has a feeling of mutual growth.
It’s pretty good, everyone is getting better and better.
After the two-minute exciting preview was played on the TV, Xiaomei wondered: "Is this episode about sleeping tricks and cross-dressing again?"
What the audience brags most about FHM is that the show will not repeat the same things again. Even if it is an extreme part-time job, it will challenge a different profession every time and will also combine local customs and sentiments.
After insisting on innovation for so long, this trick comes at the end of the program. This is a slap in the face of the audience.
On the contrary, Xiaoshuai is more confident in the program than Xiaomei: "It's okay. Repetition does not mean there is no innovation. I think the program team can do something good even in repeated parts."
In the show, it is easy to tell who is the old man and who is the newcomer.
The six members of the Men's Gang entered the hotel room and immediately checked carefully to see if there were any traps or anything like that.
Huang Chongwen lay on the bed without fear and started playing the game.
One barrage said: "You just think too much. After all, Huang Chongwen is not a small artist, and the program team does not dare to mess around."
This is obviously a fan of Huang Chongwen and it is his first time watching this show.
"These people checked very carefully. It seems that there is really no prank. However, men's gangs do not care about the position of the gang. They will still prank when they should."
"Indeed, Zhang Bo and Zhang Lei are both high-ranking celebrities, and they have also had their share of embarrassments."
During the barrage discussion, all six members of the Men's Gang fell asleep. The screen stayed in Huang Chongwen's room. He seemed to have insomnia. He fell asleep and got up again to play games.
I made a time animation later, and you can see that at 2:38 in the morning, Huang Chongwen finally got sleepy, put down his phone, covered himself with a quilt, and closed his eyes peacefully.
There was a transition shot, and the time came to around three o'clock in the morning, almost four o'clock in the morning.
Several groups of people appeared in the elevators and corridors of the hotel, including yellow-skinned electric mice, turtle immortals, pale ghost makeup, Indian snake charmers wearing thick turbans and holding flutes... and so on.
The audience became interested, and the wake-up call finally came, albeit late.
Fans of Huang Chongwen are so distressed. Huang Chongwen didn't go to bed until after two o'clock, which was too frustrating.
But the viewers of FHM have long been accustomed to the program team's operations.
It felt a little distressing at first, but if you think about it carefully, isn't the reason why they like "FHM" so much because it is different from other programs?
As Li Yi once said in the show: "These are our jobs. As long as the audience is happy watching it, that is enough. If we feel uncomfortable, we will discuss it with the program team in private."
When watching variety shows, you have to have a fun mentality to be interesting.
Therefore, as long as it does not go too far and threaten the lives and safety of the guests, the FHM audience will not fall for it.
Almost at the same time, people in various fancy clothes appeared in each guest's room.
The first thing that appeared on the screen was Lin Xun.
Seeing the scene in the room, not to mention Huang Chongwen's fans and new viewers, even many old viewers were shocked.
A group of "Indian snake charmers" poured into Lin Xun's room and shouted: "Lin Xun, get up and eat spicy strips!"
I saw them scattering a bunch of snakes on Lin Xun's bed and turning on the lights.
Lin Xun opened his eyes in a daze. Everyone was frightened when he saw this scene. He sat up from the bed in agitation and knocked on the bedside table.
"Ouch, what are you doing?" Lin Xun woke up and discovered that the spicy strips on the bed were fake and were toy snakes.
Just when Lin Xun and the audience breathed a sigh of relief, these "Indian snake charmers" pulled out a bunch of snakes like they were pulling ropes from urea bags and gently placed them on the bed...
This time his head can move, and he can stick out his tongue while riding a horse. It’s so spicy!
"F*ck!" Lin Xun cursed.
The audience in front of the screen also shouted "fuck" in unison.
Lin Xun wrapped himself tightly in the quilt and huddled aside, too scared to move.
But at this time, he was still grinning at the red spicy strips in front of him. When others spit out snake letters, he also stuck out his tongue.
The audience who sweated a lot for him were dumbfounded at what they saw. Even now, they still didn't forget the effect of the show.
That's why they love FHM and why they love this show.
The guests and even the program team are very serious about achieving results!
Huang Chongwen's fans began to pray, hoping that Huang Chongwen's tricks would not be so big. At the same time, they also scolded the program team in the barrage for being too capable of making trouble.
Fortunately, although the following guests sprayed paint and ink, which made their appearance a bit embarrassing, there were no more props that made most people feel physically uncomfortable like spicy strips.
At this time, a group of "ghosts" appeared on the screen, sneaking into a room quietly and quietly. The camera gave a close-up, and the audience saw that Huang Chongwen was still chirping in his sleep.
This group of "ghosts" came to Huang Chongwen's bedside and surrounded him. One of the "ghosts" took out a stereo and played a low-pitched, weeping, very ethereal music. Then, they sang Song.
If this scene happened to them, the audience would definitely be scared to death.
But when it appears on the show, it is both spooky and funny.
Even Huang Chongwen's fans thought it was quite funny and were looking forward to Huang Chongwen's reaction when he woke up with a fright.
After all, the men in the men's gang in front were more powerful in their pranks.
At this time, the audience heard the sound of the DJ next door, which seemed to be very high.
"Fuck!"
Huang Chongwen also said these two words, which was consistent with others.
A series of "hahaha" barrage.
Huang Chongwen, who was watching the show with the barrage on, felt offended. There were fans in front of him who were helping him to speak. Why did they all rebel in just twenty minutes?
He knew what was coming next was a scene he had brought upon himself, so he turned off the TV immediately, not in the mood to watch it anymore, it was too embarrassing.
In the show, Huang Chongwen ran to Li Yi's room next door. A group of anime characters left after dancing, and he occupied Li Yi's bed.
Huang Chongwen's fans are a little embarrassed and feel that Huang Chongwen bullies the small ones.
But old viewers and even fans of Li Yi didn't think there was any problem with this. Instead, they had a better impression of Huang Chongwen: "It's not bad, do as the Romans do, and I adapted to the program quickly."
What happened next was beyond everyone's expectations.
Huang Chongwen fell asleep on Li Yi's bed, and then the bed collapsed!
Immediately afterwards, cream began to be sprayed on the ceiling. After spraying the cream, a water pipe came out and gave Huang Chongwen a free bath.
This wave is really unfolding. If Huang Chongwen hadn't occupied Li Yi's bed as a foreshadowing, it wouldn't be so funny.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha, I'm laughing so hard. Originally, the program team prepared this for Li Yi, but Huang Chongwen rushed up on his own."
"Sorry, Brother Chongwen, I laughed too. It's so miserable, hahaha!"
"This is the first time I have seen Huang Chongwen in such an embarrassing state. He is worthy of being a member of "Ultimate FHM"!"
"It's so popular today. I couldn't hold back this smile as I stepped on my horse!"
"I feel sorry for Huang Chongwen."
The barrage broke out instantly, and everyone was amused by this scene.
Even Huang Chongwen's fans feel that this wave of Huang Chongwen is asking for trouble, which is distressing and funny at the same time.
After laughing, the barrage started to praise again.
"FHM really never disappoints. Even if it's a wake-up call, they can still come up with new tricks!"
"The program crew was very thoughtful and used a wake-up call service at the beginning and also at the end, but the feeling of the show coming to an end was not very pleasant."
"The reactions of the guests are also amazing. It can be seen that sometimes their first reaction is a little angry, but they are all working hard to make the show more effective. Thank you!"
Although the program did not directly say that the recording of the program has come to an end, the audience seems to be different, and they have many feelings.
Then, the audience discovered something that shocked them even more.
Li Yi, who became popular some time ago and then suddenly disappeared, turned out to be Li Yi himself who imitated himself.
"Holy shit, shit! I have a photo with Li Yi. As an avid fan, I didn't recognize it??"
"This makes sense. I also said that there are still Internet celebrities in this world who don't come out to make money after becoming popular."
"At that time, some people said that it would be better if Li Yi danced the dance himself. I can only say that Li Yi is awesome and the program team is awesome."
"The FHM's cross-dressing was so awesome this time, there really wasn't even a single person exposed."
"Mainly because Li Yitai was so successful, others were also recognized as high imitations..."
"Should I say it, as a fan of Li Yi, I am a little embarrassed and a little funny, hahaha."
"Shameful +1, Brother Yi, can you please stop being so open-minded, I'm scared!"
In this episode, the final part of deciding the winner is also very funny.
Only Huang Chongwen obeyed the rules and stayed in the circle for a full hour. The others stayed for two minutes and then went to play.
Seeing Huang Chongwen as the winner, but smiling uglier than eating shit, the audience laughed like crazy.
But with laughter, the audience fell silent again.
In the picture, six members of the Men's Gang appeared together and said in unison: At 8 o'clock on Sunday night, the Extreme Men's Gang will broadcast a charity concert live, welcome to watch!
This means that it is the last recording of FHM.
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(End of chapter)
