When you play cross-dressing in "Extreme FHM", you actually don't see how thorough your own cross-dressing is, but more about whether other people can cross-dress.
As long as one person betrays the gang, the others won't be able to hide it for too long.
Judging from the sluts they look like, they are probably all thinking about what will happen later, and the risk of being cheated is very high.
So Li Yi didn't bother to bother, and the program team asked not to cover his face, so he simply imitated himself.
After looking in the mirror, Li Yi said to the makeup artist: "Teacher, please help me make my nose higher and pointed, and my lips thicker."
"Huh? It looks a bit like someone who's had plastic surgery." The makeup artist frowned.
Li Yi said happily: "Yes, I just want this feeling, so that others will think that I have plastic surgery! Well, you can also add a mole on my face."
The makeup artist did as he was told, using brushes and pads to smear Li Yi's face. In about ten minutes, a plastic surgery version of Li Yi appeared.
It's like the kind of Internet celebrity face that is manufactured wholesale. People who don't know it can tell that it's plastic surgery.
Li Yi nodded with satisfaction in the mirror, stood up and greeted others: "Hello everyone, I am Li Yi!"
Everyone was convinced. Li Yi now had obvious signs of plastic surgery on his face. His nose and mouth looked a bit unnatural. Normal people would not take him seriously.
"That's a good idea of yours."
Huang Chongwen, who was carrying a turtle shell, changed into a floral shirt and beach pants at some point, put on a pair of sunglasses with colorful frames, and stroked his goatee-shaped white beard: "However, Li Yiyi is still good-looking, suck~"
Zhang Bo stretched out his hand and gently twisted Huang Chongwen's ears. The lady was angry: "You old man, is Li Yiyi better-looking or me?"
"Can they be as good-looking as me?" Sun Yanlei lifted his bright red wig and spoke in a rough voice.
Zhu Zhixiang didn't say anything, he just stretched out his thighs enchantingly, lifted up his skirt slightly, tugged on his fishnet stockings, and blinked his eyes with long false eyelashes, which was as disgusting as he wanted.
"Let me vomit for a while first." Huang Chongwen retched several times, adjusted, and walked out of the dressing room surrounded by three women's clothing.
Lin Xun, who was dressed like a bastard, followed behind him: "You guys, wait for me!"
The one-eyed dragon Zhang Lei walked out of the dressing room as if he didn't recognize his relatives.
Li Yi, who was the last to leave the dressing room, shook his head at the camera and said: "Some people may seem to be wearing masks, but they are actually taking off their masks."
According to the rules of the program team, they need to maintain the character of the cosplay partner, and everyone performed very well.
The venue of the comic exhibition was full of people coming and going.
Most of the tourists were indifferent, and each had more professional photography equipment than the other. The photographers from the program team were among them, but they were not too out of the ordinary.
Soon, the tourists were attracted by a group of weird cosplay enthusiasts, and then they all looked at their passes - it was the Shanghai Comic Exhibition, right?
They thought that the moment they stepped into the door of the Convention and Exhibition Center, the space was transferred to Thailand.
Where did all the shemales come from?
It’s not that the local tourists are rude, it’s that the women’s clothing worn by the men’s gang is really outrageous.
There were actually quite a few men wearing women's clothing at the scene, but they were either wearing loli clothing, Hanfu, or cosplaying some anime characters, and their makeup was relatively delicate, so you could tell they were men, but they weren't that eye-catching.
Zhu Zhixiang is a little better, but his thick thighs in fishnet stockings are a bit unbearable to look at.
Zhang Bo and Sun Yanlei are really more intimidating than the other. The clothes they wear are still in the rustic style. They are all tight pants. One is wearing a big red cotton-padded jacket, and the other is wearing a big green cotton-padded jacket. They are really spicy. Eye.
Some tourists looked at the Turtle Immortal among the shemales and said, "This Turtle Immortal is a bit pitiful."
As for Lin Xun, who was dressed as a coolie and played the role of a servant, he was ignored.
Not to mention, their appearance is shocking, but it also caters to the curiosity of many people, and there are many tourists who come up to take photos.
Zhu Zhixiang blinked his exaggerated false eyelashes and smiled seductively: "Sure enough, I'm still too charming."
"screw you!"
The lady Zhang Bo winked at the tourists taking photos next to her: "Young handsome boy, are you here to take a photo with me?"
Sun Yanlei tugged on his fang mask and said fiercely: "Say, you are here to take a photo with me, or I will eat you!"
Tourists who originally wanted to take photos were scared away.
At this moment, in the noisy venue, someone suddenly shouted clearly: "Fuck you, Li Yi!"
Everyone who heard the sound rushed over there.
Li Yi was surrounded by a crowd almost instantly, at least twenty people.
He was a little panicked at first, but he quickly calmed down and waved hello to everyone: "Hello everyone, hello everyone, I am Li Yi!"
"Stop, or I'll be rude!" Zhang Lei, the scarred one-eyed dragon, held a prop knife and stood next to Li Yi as a bodyguard.
The tourists who rushed over with joy were instantly disappointed when they saw Li Yi.
This person does look like Li Yi in terms of height, hairstyle, and temperament, but his nose and mouth look like he had plastic surgery, following Li Yi's template.
"Brother, your cosmetic surgery is very expensive, but it looks pretty good." Someone asked.
Li Yi replied calmly: "It's okay. If you can really become as handsome as Li Yi, it doesn't matter how much you spend!"
When speaking, Li Yi lowered his voice, while Zhang Lei directly used the broadcasting tone.
When Zhang Lei next to him heard this, he couldn't help but glance at Li Yi. He was so shameless!
"Can I take a photo with you?" the tourist asked again, and suddenly other people also asked for a photo.
If you really can’t find one, it’s not bad to find a fake one. At least it looks really similar, and the high imitation is very successful.
"Of course." Li Yi agreed immediately.
In the first round of the game, they have to take photos with a hundred tourists.
However, when taking pictures, the tourist discovered that the one-eyed dragon silently sandwiched him in the middle, bared his teeth and raised two fingers to show it.
The tourist said sheepishly: "Brother, I want to take a photo alone with Li Yi."
Zhang Lei drew his sword and said in a straight tone: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll kill you!"
Tourist: "???"
Zhang Lei didn't care about so many things. He had already made up his mind to take a group photo. Otherwise, if he couldn't get enough group photos for a hundred tourists, it would be the Year of the Monkey and the Horse.
Li Yi also didn't expect that he would be so popular despite his fake face. He completed the first round of the game within half an hour of entering the comic exhibition.
The rules of the second round of the game hadn't been announced yet, so Li Yi put on Xiaozhi's red hat, lowered the brim, covered half of his face, and followed Zhang Lei around.
During this period, they saw Huang Chongwen, who was only taking pictures with female cosplayers, looking like he was enjoying himself.
Holding a sign and asking for a photo fits Lin Xun's character as a bitch.
There are also three people dressed as women who go around forcing tourists to take photos and hugging them and not letting go.
Zhang Lei looked at his phone and said to Li Yi: "The second step is to go to the main stage and perform a show for at least one minute. The content of the performance is not limited, as long as no one is recognized."
Everyone else had not yet completed the first task, so Li Yi and Zhang Lei hurried towards the main stage.
"I'll come first." After Zhang Lei said that, he ran to communicate with the staff on the side, and then went on stage.
Zhang Lei, who was on the stage, cupped his fists and said to the tourists in the audience: "Everyone, I am a disciple of Longhumen. Next, I will show you a martial art that only direct disciples of our Longhumen teach."
I saw Zhang Lei, doing a nice stance, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath: "Huh~ha~"
Deliberate breathing came from the microphone.
Hey, is there such a program?
The tourists in the audience were all interested.
On the side of the stage, Li Yi also looked at Zhang Lei expectantly. He had known him for so long, but he still didn't know that Brother Lei could do this.
Then, Li Yi and all the expectant tourists listened to Zhang Lei "hooha" all the time.
"." Li Yi felt that Zhang Lei was counting down one minute.
Just when everyone was impatient, Zhang Lei withdrew his fist and made a very substandard, even funny somersault on the ground.
Just when everyone thought there was going to be a funny martial arts performance, Zhang Lei stood up again, cupped his fists and bowed to everyone: "Thank you everyone, my performance is over."
Everyone: "???"
Amid the complaints from the audience, Zhang Lei calmly explained: "Because this is a real Kung Fu that can only be learned by our direct disciples of the Longhu Sect. In order not to leak it, I omitted part of my performance."
Visitor: "."
Li Yi: "."
Is this part of it?
It's been almost a minute since you stepped on the horse and said "huha".
Zhang Lei turned around and ran off the stage to a place with few people.
Seeing that Zhang Lei was so good at adjusting the effect of the show, Li Yi, who originally wanted to sing a song honestly, started to think about it.
Coincidentally, he saw a group of people cosplaying basketball anime characters not far away, playing music, holding basketballs there and doing fancy basketball, spinning and circling.
Is this how basketball is played?
Li Yi immediately had an idea.
Not long after, the freestyle basketball team came to the main stage, arms folded, waiting for the performance prepared for them by the brother named Li Yi.
Li Yi took off his hat and came on stage.
"Damn it, Li Yi!" At this time, another tourist shouted.
Although some people explained that this was Li Yi, a high imitation of Li Yi, the number of people who came to watch the performance was still several times more than that of Zhang Lei.
'ah? '
Seeing more and more people coming around, Li Yi regretted a little. If this was broadcast, it would ruin his reputation!
However, when he thought about Zhang Lei, who was usually more serious, he had to deal with all the trouble, and Li Yi decided to give it a go.
It's a pity that he didn't wear overalls, and Blue Star didn't have "Gini Too Beautiful".
"Hello fellow cosplay enthusiasts, I am Li Yi who wants to be an internet celebrity. I have been imitating Li Yi for two and a half years. I like to sing, dance, rap and basketball. Next, I will bring you a performance."
Li Yi lowered his voice and introduced seriously: "Combining the two sports will definitely be a high-end and elegant product. This is a combination of basketball and dance. I hope everyone will watch it carefully."
At this time, other members of the Men's Gang also came to the audience and looked at the stage with interest.
"Ahem."
Li Yi coughed twice in shame and snapped his fingers: "Music!"
A member of the freestyle basketball team in the audience immediately passed the ball to Li Yi.
Music with a strong rhythm sounded on the stage, but...
What is this horse riding?
The audience was full of questions.
The guy named Li Yi started dribbling with his legs stiff and exaggerated.
The freestyle basketball team members looked at each other and fell silent.
They felt sorry for their basketball and suffered such humiliation for no reason.
Huang Chongwen covered his eyes. Although he commented that Li Yi dribbled like a zombie, it was not to this extent.
Li Yi has overcome his shyness, interprets his behavior as a tribute, and becomes more and more involved.
I saw him dribbling the ball a few times, then spinning the basketball casually on his fingertips a few times, then passing it in front of him from his left hand to his right hand. After he was done, he threw the basketball back to him coolly and coolly. The freestyle basketball team in the audience.
The people on the freestyle basketball team really don’t want to catch this ball!
Then, everyone saw Li Yiyuan turn around and jump up, with his butt facing them, and his shoulders twisting up and down like a cramp.
At this moment, many people realized what Li Yi was performing.
Some tourists exclaimed loudly: "It's iron mountain, it's iron mountain!"
Someone else laughed and added: "This is Li Yi's job in the mushroom house."
At this moment, everyone was confused. Is this a fan of Li Yi or a black man?
The background music and Li Yi's dance don't match at all.
But the dance has no beauty anyway, so it doesn’t seem to matter whether it’s stuck or not.
However, through the popularization of science by passers-by, more and more people found out that they had deliberately manipulated things and looked at it with a different mentality, and found it interesting.
Many people are even thinking: What if Li Yi also danced this dance?
The men in the audience who knew Li Yi's identity couldn't stop laughing. Their cheeks were tired from laughing and their stomachs were a little aching from laughing.
Huang Chongwen covered his stomach with one hand and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with the other. He was amazed by Li Yi!
Although he had only met Li Yi once in private, he could feel that Li Yi was informal in some places, and overall he still wanted to save face.
Unexpectedly, there is such a big contrast when it comes to making a show.
Interesting and interesting.
At the same time, after paying tribute, Li Yi also bowed solemnly to the audience: "Thank you everyone for watching. I hope you all like it. This is a dance I have designed for twenty years. It was not until Li Yi appeared that I was inspired. What a great show!”
His serious look made the dance performance even more hilarious, and everyone around him burst into laughter.
After Li Yi came off the stage, a crowd of people gathered around him and asked for a group photo.
If he really is an imitator, he might be able to take advantage of this opportunity to enter live streaming and sell goods, and earn tens of millions a year.
Surprisingly, until the last mission, their identities were still not revealed.
For the last task, the program team gave everyone a circle with a diameter of less than 50 centimeters in the comic exhibition. They should stay in their own place and cannot talk or look at their mobile phones. We will see who wins within an hour. Visitors take the initiative to come forward. There were many people taking photos.
Following the instructions of the program crew, Huang Chongwen honestly performed different movements in the circle, attracting tourists to come forward and take photos.
However, the others, who could not see each other, stayed in the circle for less than two minutes, then walked out in unison and started walking around the comic exhibition.
Checking the time, exactly an hour later, Li Yi walked out of the crowd: "Congratulations."
Zhang Lei, who came out from the other side, also congratulated: "Old Turtle, you win."
Huang Chongwen was shocked to find that not only these two guys, but also other members of the Men's Gang were also there, and it seemed that they had been watching his performance for a long time.
Back in the dressing room, Wang Huaizhong came out and announced: "Congratulations to Huang Chongwen, the winner of this issue. The number of people in the photo is 158."
"awesome."
"Cowhide cowhide."
The men's gang all applauded to save face.
Huang Chongwen chuckled. He didn't expect that he would win the first time he appeared on the show. He pretended to be reserved and asked: "How many people are in your group photo?"
Wang Huaizhong replied with a smile: "In their last mission, the number of people taking photos was zero."
Huang Chongwen: "???"
How could he not understand that he was the only one who stayed where he was and acted like an idiot?
"Let's go, Chongwen. Our men's gang has a rule. Whoever wins a personal battle will be treated to a meal."
Zhang Lei put his arm on Huang Chongwen's shoulder: "It's quite close to the bungalow here. Let's go to the bungalow."
Huang Chongwen was extremely depressed. It was more uncomfortable to win than to lose!
(End of chapter)
