In the first two years since his debut, Huang Chongwen not only appeared in variety shows, but also filmed movies. But after he became popular, and with the capital and confidence, he rarely appeared in entertainment programs.
Well, it can also be said that all jobs have begun to become less and less, especially in the past few years, I have only held one concert, released two albums, and occasional business activities, and have not done any other serious work. .
After getting to know Huang Chongwen, Li Yike knew that the other person was either traveling or having fun. He was claiming to be looking for inspiration for his new album, and his fans really believed him.
So Li Yi was quite surprised to see Huang Chongwen appear in the FHM recording.
However, after hearing what the other party said, Li Yi suspected that this guy might have come to record the show just by the way, and his purpose was probably just to show off the results of his hard work——
Li Yi can see Huang Chongwen's account almost every time he logs into the game, and it displays: Training Ground.
Huang Chongwen said "harsh words" and shook hands with the man to say hello to the others.
Zhang Lei and Huang Chongwen were familiar with each other after working together, and the others had also met on different occasions, and they suddenly became familiar with them.
Zhang Bo smiled and said: "Chongwen, you are lucky. We rode a bicycle for a whole day yesterday to record, and we walked several kilometers today."
The program team gave them some physical training, and each of them took a bicycle from Sioux City to Shanghai. They set off on their bicycles after breakfast at dawn yesterday.
Moreover, this was a personal battle. Sun Yanlei, the loser, dismantled Li Yi's bicycle chair, and then Li Yi directly removed the wheels of his bicycle.
In short, they tortured each other along the way. We arrived at the Magic City at almost noon today.
"I just came to participate in the show after finding out more about it." Huang Chongwen laughed.
In his spare time, he also relaxes by watching variety shows, which naturally includes "FHM".
This is also the reason why Huang Chongwen and Li Yi have a good relationship despite not knowing each other for a long time.
Having said that, Huang Chongwen knew that although this show was a bit cruel, it would not continuously increase the intensity of the guests, so he specially chose this time to come.
If it was moving bricks or something, he wouldn't come.
"Don't be happy too early."
Zhang Lei on the side said: "It's such a good night for us to change hotels. I guess the program team doesn't have any good intentions."
Li Yi nodded, he felt the same way.
It's been more than ten minutes since the program team checked in, but it's still not done.
While waiting, Li Yi saw several groups of people in strange costumes arriving one after another. He went to find someone to inquire. It turned out that the nearby exhibition center was holding an animation exhibition tomorrow, and these people were all cosplay enthusiasts.
But why do these cosplay enthusiasts already have their makeup on when Comic Con only starts tomorrow?
Seeing several pale-faced people with thick black shadows on their eye bags and dressed in black or white robes in ghost costumes walking past and taking the hotel elevator, Li Yi felt that these cosplay enthusiasts, It was prepared for them by the program team.
He was absolutely certain.
Because they are not hiding their identities now, the Men's Gang plus Huang Chongwen, who can sing and act in all kinds of styles, can be said to perfectly meet the needs of men, women, young and old, and all ages.
But these cosplay enthusiasts just looked at them a few more times and hurriedly got into the elevator without checking in, as if they had to catch up on some task.
And those real passers-by, even if they don't come up to ask for autographs and photos, they will secretly take pictures with their mobile phones.
After waiting for another ten minutes, director Xiao Zhang came back with the room cards and distributed them to everyone. He said with a smile: "Thank you for your hard work, teachers. It's getting late. Go to bed early."
It was past eleven o'clock. Everyone except Huang Chongwen was quite tired. They stopped chatting and took the room card and luggage and got into the elevator.
Huang Chongwen said to Li Yi: "You live next door to me? It's still early, how about we spray two pesticides together?"
Li Yi shook his head and said: "I don't know what time I will get up tomorrow, so go to bed early."
"The program crew might have caused trouble while we were sleeping." Li Yi kindly reminded him and entered the room.
Li Yi checked carefully first and found that there were no people in fancy clothes or props hidden in the room.
He came to the bed, stepped hard on the bed, put his feet back and jumped back quickly, so that the bed did not collapse.
He looked very cautious, as if he was filming a movie, and the staff behind the monitor were very happy.
"do not care."
Looking at the camera in the room, Li Yi said to himself: "Sleep, sleep, I'm so sleepy."
No props were installed, so it was probably another wake-up call.
Li Yi really didn't care anymore. He went to the toilet and came back. He didn't change his clothes and fell asleep.
In the next room.
Huang Chongwen sat up against the bedside, holding his cell phone in both hands and playing pesticide. The volume of the cell phone was very loud - completely crazy!
Within two seconds, he put the phone aside with the gray screen, picked up the mineral water next to him and took a sip.
He picked up the phone again, and within a few minutes, another voice came from the phone - defeat!
As if he felt that it was not good for fans to see this scene, Huang Chongwen found a camera and said: "I took a nap today and drank a cup of coffee after getting up in the afternoon. Now I am not sleepy at all."
He complained again: "Your show is so boring. Why do all the guests go to bed so early!"
Huang Chongwen also approached Zhang Lei and others to chat, have a drink or play cards, but they were all rejected.
After explaining, Huang Chongwen went back to bed, turned off the light, and planned to force himself to sleep.
As someone who has watched the show, he naturally believed Li Yi's reminder that the show team had designated something to be done.
But, I really can’t sleep.
Half an hour later, he climbed out of bed, turned on the light, and continued his "defeat journey."
While playing the game, he seemed to want to curse something, but after looking at the cameras everywhere in the room, they all turned off the voice to play the game.
It wasn't until about two o'clock in the morning that he finally yawned, his eyelids became heavy, and he persisted in finishing the game. As soon as he put his phone away, he didn't even bother to reach out to turn off the light, and fell asleep instantly.
【Come back, come back
My dear love]
He didn't know how long he had been asleep, but in a daze, Huang Chongwen seemed to hear a penetrating and resentful song ringing in his ears.
While his head was spinning, Huang Chongwen realized that this was something the show crew was doing. He was so sleepy that he chose to ignore it. Without even opening his eyes, he pulled the quilt over his head and turned over.
However, the singing never stopped, but got closer and closer to his ears.
"You guys are so annoying!"
Before he could finish his words, Huang Chongwen, who opened his eyes and opened the quilt, exclaimed and quickly covered his head with the quilt.
The lights in the room have been turned off.
Several pale-faced people wearing ghost makeup gathered around Huang Chongwen's bed, leaning over and singing to him, with their own weak blue-white lights shining on their faces.
Huang Chongwenming knew it was a fake, and he remembered seeing this group of people in the hotel lobby, but seeing them so unexpectedly was so scary.
After regaining his composure, Huang Chongwen, who was under the quilt, said, "How long will you continue to sing?"
These ghosts didn't come back, and kept singing their own penetrating songs.
He had no choice but to reach out from the quilt and fumble for his phone. Suddenly he touched someone's hand and was so frightened that he retracted instantly: "Hey, hey, don't scare me."
I finally found my phone and saw the time, four in the morning.
Huang Chongwen said helplessly: "I have only slept for two hours. Can you let me sleep a little longer? What should I do if I die suddenly while recording a program during the day?"
However, these ghosts seemed to have been programmed. Not only did the infiltrative singing continue, they also started to grab Huang Chongwen's body through the quilt.
"I'm going to take advantage of you, right?" Huang Chongwen protected his vitals, jumped out of bed as if he was running away, ran out of the room in disgrace, and knocked on Li Yi's door.
However, Li Yi's room was even more exciting than his.
[Go to Shigatse, the highest point, and stand on the top of the Himalayas
It’s snowing heavily in the far east, and it’s drifting by the Mohe River.]
It's also the DJ version.
Seeing Li Yi's helpless look, Huang Chongwen felt much better. He didn't have to suffer alone.
"Okay, why don't you call me a party?" Huang Chongwen joked, looking at these turtle-shell immortals with white beards, round yellow-skinned electric mice, and plastic-like mechas with great interest. The warrior, the red-haired loli wearing a straw hat, was jumping around.
Absurd and hilarious.
After ten minutes, the farce finally stopped. These people left carrying the stereo, leaving only Li Yi and Huang Chongwen in the room.
Huang Chongwen was dozing next to him, and Li Yidao said, "Go back to bed quickly. The staff didn't say anything, but the recording hasn't started yet."
"My yin energy is too strong, so I'd better sleep here with you."
While talking, Huang Chongwen went to Li Yi's bed and lay down, occupying the entire big bed in a large font. His voice immediately became a little confused and said: "Xiao Yi, I am a guest, and you are the one who entertains the guest well."
"Are you asleep or in a coma? Your acting skills are quite good." Li Yi couldn't laugh or cry.
The staff has not come out to explain today's recording content, which means that the program team's pranks may not have stopped yet.
However, Huang Chongwen's way of following the Romans clearly meant that he knew a lot about the Men's Gang program, so Li Yi didn't remind him, and he lay half-lying on the sofa and looked at his mobile phone.
Soon, Huang Chongwen really fell asleep, snoring loudly and grinding his teeth.
However, less than half an hour later, there was a bang and the bed collapsed. Huang Chongwen's whole body sank from the middle. He opened his eyes in confusion and sat up from the bed.
At this moment, Li Yi was shocked to find that a cannon barrel seemed to protrude from the ceiling, and with a pop, a large amount of cream splashed on Huang Chongwen's face.
Huang Chongwen: "?"
Huang Chongwen, whose face and body was covered with cream, stuck out his tongue and licked it. Before he could speak, a square gap opened in the ceiling, and water flowed down like a waterfall.
Huang Chongwen: "."
Li Yi: "."
Li Yi secretly rejoiced. Fortunately, Huang Chongwen followed the local customs, otherwise this wave of saucy manipulation by the program team would have fallen on him.
In the temporary surveillance room, Wang Huaizhong, who woke up early and looked at the pranks in each room in front of the monitor, felt very complicated.
To be honest, he really didn't want to tease Huang Chongwen like this!
After all, Huang Chongwen is not a popular celebrity, and his celebrity status is large enough. He must have a certain temperament when trying to trick him.
So Wang Huaizhong only prepared "Ghostly Bed" and "Bed Collapse" for him. He really didn't expect that Huang Chongwen would do as the Romans did and directly occupy Li Yi's bed.
But Li Yi's place is actually pretty good. The men help other people in the same way. Lin Xun's trickery is the most exaggerated. The program team prepared a bunch of fake snakes for him, as well as a pet snake with its teeth removed.
At this time, in Li Yi's room.
Li Yi said with concern on his face: "Brother Chongwen, are you okay?"
Huang Chongwen just said lightly: "Laugh if you want to."
Li Yi immediately patted the sofa and laughed.
Huang Chongwen was helpless. He was a little angry at first.
He agreed to come on the show, so he was naturally prepared to be manipulated by others.
But not too much!
Forget about pretending to be a ghost and waking you up, why is there a follow-up? There are so many follow-ups on horseback.
After all, he is not a variety artist.
However, Huang Chongwen also understood that if he hadn't snatched Li Yi's bed
He sighed: "Hey, I brought it upon myself."
Li Yi couldn't help laughing on the sidelines. He didn't care whether the other party was miserable or not.
After all, this is a variety show, so you have to be prepared to be embarrassed when you come, and with the show crew's urility, they must have prepared a prank package for everyone.
"I'll go back and check out my room." Huang Chongwen was still very sleepy and said with a yawn.
At this time, a staff member came in and handed over two room cards: "Teacher Huang, the program team has prepared a new room for you. You can sleep safely."
Huang Chongwen took the room card, handed one to Li Yi, and asked curiously: "Is my room like this too?"
The staff seemed to have expected this question from him, and had already prepared an answer, half-truthful and half-false: "The room cards are randomly issued, but there was no cream or water splashed in your room."
"."
Huang Chongwen was silent for a moment: "What a sin!"
Li Yi stood by and gloated without sympathy.
Others from the FHM also appeared in the corridor, carrying something with them, either water, cream or paint. Lin Xun also had a fake snake hanging around his neck, complaining to everyone about the show crew's madness.
Seeing this scene, Huang Chongwen felt much better.
He forced himself not to look at or think about Li Yi, who was neatly dressed next to him.
After lunch, the group of men went to the backstage of the comic show. In the dressing room, they chose the characters they wanted to cosplay.
In the dressing room, the program team prepared a dazzling array of props for them, including the turtle shells, mechas, and yellow-skinned electric mice that were seen in Li Yi's room in the early morning.
"Li Yi, why don't you cosplay Li Yiyi? She's quite beautiful, haha."
Huang Chongwen joked and picked up the round, yellow-skinned electric mouse. It was quite cute, and it had a hood that could cover most of the body, making it difficult for others to recognize it.
He turned around and found that Li Yi was wearing a red hat at some point, holding a poke ball in his hand, and staring at him eagerly.
Huang Chongwen: "."
The rules of the program crew are that your face cannot be completely covered, and the rest is optional.
It took an hour, and with the help of a stylist, everyone was finished dressing up.
Zhang Lei cosplayed a movie character, wearing a wig with a big back, an "X" shaped scar on his face, and an eyepatch, turning him into a one-eyed dragon.
Zhang Bo, Sun Yanlei, and Zhu Zhixiang seemed to be addicted to women's clothing. The three of them invariably put on very thick makeup.
Zhang Bo added a big mole to his face and became a rich but ugly lady.
Sun Yanlei wore long red hair and a mask full of ferocious fangs. He carried a basket and said that he was Grandma Wolf.
Zhu Zhixiang was a bit slutty, wearing wavy hair, a short skirt that reached just above the knees, ripped fishnet stockings, and bright red high heels.
Huang Chongwen, who was wearing a turtle shell, stooped slightly, touched his white beard, and looked at the three cross-dressing men with lewd eyes.
Li Yi discovered that Huang Chongwen's composition was really too complicated. No wonder he hadn't worked much in the past few years.
Zhang Lei, who looked much more fierce, shook his head: "Xiao Yi, we are the only two normal people left."
Li Yishen nodded in agreement.
"No, Xiaoyi, what are you doing?"
Just now, everyone was busy choosing props and making shapes, but Zhang Lei discovered that only the facial features on Li Yi's face were shadowed, making the whole face look more three-dimensional and sharper. Other than that, there was no change. .
Li Yi said calmly: "I cosplay myself!"
(End of chapter)
