119. True Desert Island Survival

Style: Romance Author: Food is lazyWords: 2354Update Time: 24/01/12 07:59:36
The next day, at eight o'clock in the morning, the island was deserted.

One side of the beach was almost full of people. In addition to photographers who were following the beach, there were also professional-looking medical staff.

However, they turned a blind eye to the few people lying around on the beach.

Lying on the beach were six men from the Men's Gang, with their backpacks next to them.

The sun was a bit too hot. Li Yi was lying on his face, and his face was burning. He pretended that the camera didn't capture it, and turned sideways silently. He rested his head with his left hand and covered his face with his right hand. His face was a little itchy and he scratched it. For a moment.

Remain unconscious.

The weather is crazy, it rained yesterday and it’s sunny today.

Follow Lao Zhang: "."

This is Wang Huaizhong's broken setting.

The island was exploded, but they were not killed or seriously injured. They were washed to an uninhabited island by the sea, and they were not drowned. They are now in a coma.

Well, while they were unconscious, they also changed a set of clothes.

After all, I was lying on the ground yesterday, covered with rain and mud, and my clothes were too dirty to wear. This is a matter of hygiene.

Li Yi's worries were right. Wang Huaizhong really took the initiative and built a desert island for them to survive.

At this time, Wang Huaizhong appeared on the stage, wearing a primitive costume, with his upper body surrounded by leaves, and his lower body wearing a leopard-print skirt that looked like animal skin. Two black marks were specially painted on the left and right sides of his face.

I saw him walking towards the men's gang, patting them and waking them up one by one.

After sunbathing for several minutes, the man helped everyone, their bodies were already burning, and they jumped up instantly. They all looked vigorous and vigorous, not at all like people who had woken up from a coma.

"Didn't we get bombed yesterday?"

"Great, we're not dead!"

"But where is this place?"

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After a round of exaggerated performances, one after another showed blank expressions.

Then, Zhang Bo seemed to be startled, pointed at Wang Huaizhong and asked: "Who are you?"

"Let me tell you, we are not easy to mess with!" Sun Yanlei took out the military shovel that was the tool used in yesterday's crime.

Wang Huaizhong smiled disdainfully and waved to the grass behind him. Suddenly, several big men in suits wearing sunglasses appeared, ran over and stood behind him.

Is it reasonable to combine primitive people with modern bodyguards?

Li Yi couldn't complain.

Wang Huaizhong was seen facing the crowd, with his hands on his hips and mumbling.

Everyone's minds were full of questions, and Li Yi translated: "He said he is an islander."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Awesome, awesome."

"Goose goose~"

Li Yi's translation made the others stop acting immediately and bent down with laughter.

Wang Huaizhong gave Li Yi a thumbs up in surprise, walked around him a few times, and then said in smooth Mandarin: "How do you understand? Could it be that you are my lost son?"

Li Yi: "???"

In terms of overall work, Wang Huaizhong is really no worse than them.

"Who are you and why did you come to my island? You don't need to answer." Wang Huaizhong raised his hand.

Then ask for an egg!

The gang of men stared blankly at Wang Huaizhong with his eyes closed and his face turned to the sky. He rubbed the fingers of his right hand crazily and spoke plausibly. Good guy, he is practicing this kind of metaphysics.

After a while, Wang Huaizhong opened his eyes and suddenly realized: "So you are refugees from Chongming Island."

"Don't worry, I am a good person and I will take you in."

"But this island is not rich in resources. You have two choices. One, help me work to obtain the resources to survive; two, take care of it yourself."

When they heard Wang Huaizhong say that he was a good person, everyone tried hard to stop Sun Yanlei who was wielding a military shovel.

"But don't just think that you can get through it. If you want to leave here, you will eventually have to ask for it from me." Wang Huaizhong said slowly and leisurely.

To be honest, I really deserve a beating.

But after he finished speaking, he hid behind some big men in suits, without giving the men a chance.

FHM is so popular that the theme of this recording is "Desert Island Survival" which lasts for two days and one night. They knew it last night.

My thoughts at the time were to just get over it. Li also had fish hooks, fishing lines and flints. Zhang Bo grew up in a seaside city and knew how to dive for fish and shrimp. He couldn't eat a big meal, so he had to eat some small seafood to survive. Two days is not a problem.

But unexpectedly, Wang Huaizhong would give them the "Escape" scene. After all, they were recording a program, so they had to cooperate.

"Ahem, your two names are Xiaobo and Xiaoyi, right?"

Wang Huaizhong made another gesture with his fingers: "Well, I want to eat fish, go and catch some seafood for me."

"I really want to punch you." Next to him, Zhang Bo clenched his fists.

Regardless of Zhang Bo's threats, Wang Huaizhong stood behind the bodyguard and called on the others: "As for you, I'm a little thirsty. Go pick some coconuts for me."

After saying that, Wang Huaizhong turned and left, heading towards the island. After the photographer had taken the shot, he returned to the team of staff.

"We also need to consider the issue of sleeping tonight. So, Lin Xun, Yan Lei and Xiao Zhu, the three of you will go pick coconuts, Bo'er and Xiao Yi will go fishing and catch seafood, and I will find a place to sleep tonight. By the way Let's see if there's anything we can sleep on." Zhang Lei pondered for a moment and made arrangements.

Everyone else said there was no problem, but Lin Xun volunteered: "Brother Lei, let me trade with you. I had camping experience when I was a soldier."

"Okay." Zhang Lei nodded.

After dividing up the work and exchanging tools that each other could use, everyone set off.

Li Yi and Zhang Bo first searched for earthworms nearby and picked up a mineral water bottle on the way.

Both of them had the experience of digging for earthworms when they were children. They searched for them in cool and humid places. It took them half an hour to fill half a bottle of earthworms.

Then I found several wooden sticks as thick as a child's arm, which were used to fix the fishing lines.

"This is it."

When he came to the rocks on the beach, Zhang Bo picked a place and stuck a few wooden sticks into the crevices of the rocks.

A total of twenty fishing lines were tied, but there were still a dozen or so that could not be tied anymore. Li Yi organized the remaining ones and took them back into his backpack. Then he and Zhang Bo baited them together, hung up the earthworms, and threw them into the water.

Fortunately, there is a lead weight on the fishing line, otherwise they would have to tie small stones to make the fishhook sink.

"The water here is not deep. A five-meter fishing line is enough. It just depends on whether we can catch fish."

"Come on, it's not easy to get into the water here. Let's move to another place and see if there are any lobsters, abalones, etc. to touch."

Zhang Bo stood up and clapped his hands. There were rocks here and it was difficult to get out of the water.

They didn't wait here. They planned to wait for Zhang Bo to finish diving and then come back to see if any fish had taken the bait.

"I'll go into the water here." Zhang Bo said after walking for a few minutes and arriving at a beach.

Looking at the prepared medical staff next to him, and then at the speedboat of the marine program team, Li Yi warned: "Brother Bo, pay attention to safety, don't stay in the sea for too long, you have to come up after a few dozen seconds. .”

"Don't worry, I used to be known as the little white dragon in the waves!" Zhang Bo was full of confidence and swam into the sea. After a while, he plunged hard and disappeared.

On the other side, Lin Xun, who was looking for temporary accommodation for the men's gang alone, was smiling wildly at the camera.

"I tried so hard to save them, but they didn't even say a word of thanks or apology."

"I want to go black!!!"

"I want them to stay here forever."

(End of chapter)