117. A good show (five thousand words in one)

Style: Romance Author: Food is lazyWords: 5273Update Time: 24/01/12 07:59:36
Although only the glass of the rearview mirror was broken, Sun Yanlei really did.

And the others were angry or laughing, but they all acted very energetically, but no one felt that something was wrong.

Including the pilot film, the program has been shown for two episodes. Not only Wang Huaizhong, but also the guests have figured out what the audience likes to watch——

Isn't it just for fun? Just play around.

But this is a Ferrari, you guys are really screwed! ?

"Ouch, what are you doing?" Wang Huaizhong pressed down the car window and looked at the rearview mirror distressedly.

Then, he sternly reprimanded: "Do you know what you are doing? I tell you, your behavior is very serious."

"If you have the ability, can you smash it again and show me?!" Wang Huaizhong gritted his teeth and smashed it all. For the sake of the effect of the show, he just smashed it harder.

The worst thing is, the funding for future programs will be reduced from other places!

Fortunately, this is just an old car that has been sold by unknown hands. When renting the car, we discussed the situation in advance, got the approval of the leasing company, and signed the contract in advance.

"Oh? I've never seen such a strange request." Sun Yanlei had a fierce look on his face and raised a military shovel with both hands. This time he aimed at the front cover of the car.

Zhang Lei quickly reached out to stop him: "No, no, no, no, it's expensive there!"

"Here, brother Yanlei, smash it here!" Zhu Zhixiang came over and pointed at the windshield. It would take at most two days to go to the 4S shop to replace a piece of glass, and the fee was acceptable. He had experience.

"Yan Lei, I'll take a shovel too." Zhang Lei took the shovel and originally just wanted to show off, but Wang Huaizhong also deliberately provoked everyone, obviously wanting to see this scene happen.

There was another "pop" sound, and tiny cracks appeared on the Ferrari's windshield.

Of course, Zhang Lei went around to the other side to avoid Wang Huaizhong, who was still sitting in the driver's seat, and he didn't use much force.

"You, you!!!" Wang Huaizhong got out of the car, pointed with his finger, looking angry, but did not step forward to stop him.

This also allowed others to touch his psychological bottom line again, and he could really smash it!

So, the remaining people also stepped forward and gave each other a shovel. Even Lin Xun showed his extremely arrogant side. The windshield of the Ferrari was shattered into pieces.

Six members of the men's gang, after wielding shovels and wearing crime tools, filed into the dilapidated Jinbei van.

Li Yi and Zhu Zhixiang, who got on the bus from behind, started acting out and pointed at Wang Huaizhong arrogantly.

"I'm telling you, don't be too arrogant in the future. If you offend our big brother again, it won't be as simple as smashing the car!"

"We remember you. If you dare to appear in front of us again, I will see you once and beat you once!"

Zhu Zhixiang shook his fist, and then was dragged into the car by Li Yi, "The wind is tight, pull it!"

"Everyone, take your seats!"

Zhang Bo even showed his hand, stepping on the brake and then pressing the accelerator, the tires made a "sizzling" sound as they rubbed against the ground.

The van fled the scene of the crime quickly, like a professional "criminal gang".

Good acting! Very cooperative!

Wang Huaizhong looked like he was about to cry, but his heart was filled with joy.

Although this was not an expected part, and Wang Huaizhong really just wanted to drive a sports car to piss them off, it was obviously more interesting this way.

The car drove to the highway, and Li Yi, who finally wielded the shovel, returned the military shovel to Sun Yanlei and warned: "Brother Yanlei, put the military shovel away. Director Wang specially asked us to prepare these things. He really prepared a surprise for us." "Maybe."

The sports car was smashed, and Sun Yanlei felt that nothing was impossible in this show, so he solemnly put the military shovel back into his bag.

After a while, Zhang Bo said: "There is an uninhabited road ahead. I drove here for a few laps yesterday afternoon. I don't know what the program team will do, so please pay attention."

After hearing this, the others sat upright and acted as nervously as possible. They were even more curious about what "surprises" the program team would prepare for them here.

Suddenly, Zhang Lei's cell phone rang while he was sitting in the passenger seat. He hung up immediately and said with a smile: "If you don't listen, you will know it is a scam call at a glance."

As soon as he finished speaking, the phone rang again. This time Zhang Lei answered it and turned on the speakerphone.

"How dare you hang up on me? Well, you succeeded in irritating me, and soon you will pay the price for it!" The caller was Wang Huaizhong.

"Do you know who we are? We are desperadoes who have just committed a major crime!" Zhu Zhixiang started the show first.

Li Yi was not to be outdone: "What level do you have to dare to talk to us like this?"

"Haha, what's my level? Desperados, you guys?"

"I drive a Ferrari and you drive a broken bread. How dare you ask me what my level is?"

"What you just smashed was my car!"

"You little Karami, you really don't know how cruel and terrifying this real world is!"

"Sun Yanlei, look under your seat. Is there a bomb hidden?"

Hearing this, Sun Yanlei quickly lowered his head to search, and he found two bombs tied together in the shape of detonators.

"Yan Lei, give it to me!" The van had already reached the unmanned road. Zhang Lei rolled down the window and threw the so-called bomb into the green belt next to it.

"Zhang Lei, how dare you throw the bomb! It seems that you really don't take me seriously. I have to let you know my strength before you know how to be afraid. Soon, you will fear me and surrender to me. Me!" Wang Huaizhong's cruel words were so accurate that Li Yi, who was suppressing laughter, buried his head.

"Haha, let's wait." Zhang Lei hung up the phone.

At this moment, several vehicles were approaching, including vans, cars, and even motorcycles. The cars were all old, and the man on the motorcycle seemed to be holding an iron pipe in his hand.

"There are some behind them too." Zhang Bo glanced at the rearview mirror and noticed that there were also many shabby cars chasing after him, so he reminded everyone.

The car in front wasn't going very fast, but it looked like it was going to hit the Men's Gang's van, and it was trying to surround them.

Obviously, this is a "surprise" prepared by the program team for them.

Unable to run away, Zhang Bo quickly slowed down the car and stopped the car simply for fear of danger.

"Hurry up, lock the windows!" Zhang Lei shouted anxiously while shaking the car hard.

"Hurry, hurry, Zhang Bo, lock the car door, don't let them in." Lin Xun suddenly fell into drama and panicked.

Seeing that the car driving towards them showed no intention of turning the steering wheel, everyone in the Men's Gang showed varying degrees of surprise and worry on their faces.

Although there is an element of acting, it is impossible not to panic when several cars are crashing into you.

What if the other party fails to control it well and an accident occurs?

There was a "bang" sound, and there were stickers on cars and vans in front and behind.

Then, more than a dozen cars blocked this section of the road. At least two or three people got out of each car, holding "weapons" in their hands and swearing on their lips, and surrounded the men's van.

Twenty or thirty people gathered outside the van.

"Get out of the car quickly, I see you guys in there!"

"Get out of the car. If you can, smash our boss's car. If you can, just get off the car!"

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In the van, everyone in the men's gang was trembling.

In fact, they couldn't quite hear what the people outside were shouting. Many people were talking at the same time and shouting loudly, as if they were in a vegetable market.

What's even worse is that these people wear colorful tights and red, yellow, blue and green wigs that are instantly recognizable, making it very difficult for men to act for everyone.

They don’t have a script and don’t know what the next step is, but there are fewer people versus more people, and it’s all over if they’re afraid.

Zhu Zhixiang hugged Li Yi tightly, looked out the car window, put one hand to his mouth: "It's so scary, brother Yi, I'm so scared, please protect me!"

"I'm scared too!"

Li Yi pushed away Zhu Zhixiang with a look of disgust on his face and wanted to bury his head in his chest. He said worriedly: "Brothers, what should I do? That idea just now seems a bit thorny!"

"Don't be afraid, Xiaoyi, if they dare to come in, I will shovel them one by one!" Sun Yanlei took out the military shovel from his bag again, swallowed nervously, and stared at the "Young and Dangerous" shouting outside.

"Brother Yanlei, you are too impulsive, causing us to offend people we shouldn't offend." Lin Xun began to complain impromptu.

"Can you blame me? It's not like Lei Zi was instigating me. I'm so old, don't I know how much a Ferrari costs? Don't I know if I can smash it? I still smashed it in the end, wasn't it just to vent my anger on my brothers? "

"Hey, Yan Lei, what you said is a bit hurtful. What do you mean by encouraging me? I did it just to vent my anger on my brothers, and I was just talking. Who knew you would actually smash it?"

"Okay, okay, each of you should say less. Now it's not just Yan Lei who has been smashed, but all of us. The other party will definitely not let us go. Let's think about what to do."

Zhang Bo ended the "internal strife" and pondered for a moment: "Otherwise, we hand over Sun Yanlei directly to the other party. After all, we have paid the price, and the other party should not deal with us again."

"Fuck you!" Sun Yanlei cursed.

They are really all good actors. Li Yi felt that he was lucky to have a variety show, and his improvisation skills were understood by these guys.

At this time, when the young and Dangerous boys outside the car saw that the male gang in the car had not moved yet and were unwilling to open the door, they immediately swarmed up and smashed the car with their "weapons".

Others climbed onto the roof of the van, and several people in front smashed the windshield.

It really scared Li Yi and the others at first, but they soon discovered that the weapons of the Young and Dangerous seemed to be plastic props.

The baseball bat hit the windshield, and it actually bent.

These young and Dangerous guys were very energetic and continued to smash for two or three minutes. The already dilapidated van was also slightly damaged, and the windshield had minor cracks.

Just now, Li Yi clearly noticed that the young and Dangerous boy was so frightened that he moved to another place and smashed it.

Slowly, it became quiet, and a figure flashed in front of the car.

"Ouch, shit."

It turned out that it was a yellow guy who wanted to get out of the car and get off the ground in a handsome way, and then threw himself directly on the street, frightening many young people.

Huang Mao helped the front of the car to get up, pointed at the people in the car and shouted loudly: "You have offended people you shouldn't offend. This is just a small warning. There will be a next time, hum."

To be honest, this is much scarier to everyone in the FHM than before. I don’t know if it is part of the script. I hope everyone is okay.

Later, Huang Mao was helped by his younger brother and limped onto a Fiat, and more than a dozen cars drove away.

In the van, there was silence for a few seconds, and then a burst of laughter broke out. Everyone laughed, mocking the broken link arranged by Wang Huaizhong, and the car was filled with a happy atmosphere.

Just when Zhang Bo was about to start the car, his cell phone rang, so he simply answered the call before moving.

"A bunch of little Karami, have you seen my strength? Are you scared?"

"I'm so scared!" Zhu Zhixiang leaned forward to the phone and rushed to answer.

"It seems that I am still too kind to you, and you haven't realized your mistake yet."

"Sit obediently in the car and look up to your left. Do you see two cars parked on the side of the road?"

"I saw it, why..." Zhang Bo said halfway when suddenly there was a loud "boom" and the first car on the left exploded and turned into a ball of fire rising into the sky, exuding thick black smoke. .

"Fuck!"

"Your program team is so cruel!"

Everyone screamed in surprise at the sudden explosion, and Li Yi, who was mentally prepared, was no exception. It was too sudden.

"This is my strength, I am the king of this island!"

"Do you think everything will be fine if you throw the bomb away? The car you are driving now has a bomb hidden somewhere you can't see!"

"Weren't you very arrogant just now? My nickname is Gangster Wang. Come on, call me Brother Wang."

"Brother Wang."

"Didn't you eat? Shout louder."

"When I call you brother, you really think of yourself as a brother, don't you? If you can, blow us up!" No one wanted to shout anymore, so Li Yi immediately spoke up.

"Haha, do you think I don't dare? Look up again."

As soon as Wang Huaizhong finished speaking, the only remaining car on the left front exploded again.

"Listen carefully. Can you hear the sound of the bomb countdown in your car now?"

Everyone immediately held their breath, and sure enough they heard a continuous "didi beep beep".

I guess there are speakers installed under the car...

"Brother Wang!" Everyone in the Men's Gang was good at creating show effects, and they suddenly shouted with great enthusiasm and sincerity.

"I still like how you acted unruly just now."

"But, I am a very bad person. You smashed my beloved sports car, and I will not let you go so easily. Next, I want to play a good game with you."

"First of all, I would like to remind you that there is really a bomb in your car. Don't try to find it, otherwise I will detonate it immediately!"

"I have installed a bomb in one place that can blow up the entire island. If you can find it and dismantle it, I will let you leave here alive. If not... Jie Jie Jie."

Wang Huaizhong let out a strange laugh, which barely made Li Yi's hair stand up in embarrassment.

"Everything is destined. The clues you want are hidden in Chongming Library."

After saying a lot, Wang Huaizhong added: "By the way, no matter what you do, there must be at least two people in your car, otherwise, I will detonate the final bomb immediately!"

After the phone was hung up, everyone knew the recording content of this episode.

"So, the theme of this issue is bomb disposal experts?" Sun Yanlei suddenly realized.

"As you can see, the more evil a person is, the smaller his mind is. We smashed his car, but he wants to blow up the entire island."

Zhang Lei changed the subject: "Don't offend Yan Lei easily in the future."

The car was filled with a happy atmosphere again.

Soon, the van arrived at Chongming Library.

In the car, Zhang Lei thought for a while: "Big Boss Wang just said that some things are destined."

"Date of birth, yes, it's most likely this, otherwise I'd have no clue. There's also today's date, 323." After pondering for a few seconds, Zhang Lei made a judgment.

Then everyone posted their birth dates in the group, discussed it, and decided to leave Zhang Bo and Lin Xun in the car while others went in to look for clues.

At this time, Boss Wang called again: "Please note, I only give you half an hour, otherwise your van will explode!"

After hanging up the phone, the group entered the library. Zhang Lei thought clearly and assigned each person to find the corresponding member's birth date.

How to find this?

Li Yi had no clue and wandered around in the library.

After walking around for about ten minutes, I met Sun Yanlei on the road. This guy said to Li Yi: "Let the two of them blow up, and we two brothers will go read a book."

Maybe it's stupid people who are lucky.

Pulled by Sun Yanlei to the book area, Li Yi suddenly discovered that the numbers on the bookshelf seemed to be newly affixed.

This area happened to be 9. Li Yi immediately found the bookshelf in the 22nd row based on his birthday and found a photo that had been cut off with only one corner left.

Sun Yanlei was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said: "Look, I am a genius! Yes, this is what I discovered!"

"Ah, yes, yes." Li Yi said perfunctorily, and quickly took out his mobile phone to inform others of the clues.

After a while, everyone found the incomplete photos and put them together. The photo showed a bus, and there was a line of text behind it, giving the address of the station.

"You are finally back, but you made me and Brother Bo anxious to death!" Lin Xun was very interested. When the others got in the car, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

The van arrived at the bus station. This time the boss Wang also gave a limited time, while Li Yi and Zhu Zhixiang stayed in the car.

There was a steady drizzle in the sky, and Zhang Lei and others searched carefully based on the license plate number of the bus in the photo.

At the bus station, there was no bus corresponding to the license plate number in the photo.

Zhang Lei, Zhang Bo, Sun Yanlei and Lin Xun were running around anxiously in the rain.

But inside the car.

[Why do you think it is, it’s all my fault~]

[Infatuation is not a sin, forgetfulness is not free and easy~]

Li Yi and Zhu Zhixiang showed no signs of nervousness at all. They were singing in the car. This was already their fourth song together.

Looking at the people in the distance who were still struggling to find clues, Zhu Zhixiang asked after singing "It's All About Love": "Are we going to be bombed to death?"

"No matter, let's continue playing music and dancing."

He couldn't get out of the car, he had to die, so there was no point in being anxious. Li Yi swiped a few times on his phone: "What's the next song?"



(End of chapter)