106. We are the extreme men’s gang! (5k two-in-one)

Style: Romance Author: Food is lazyWords: 5337Update Time: 24/01/12 07:59:36
Not far away, members of the Men's Gang were walking towards us.

You could see the smiles on their faces from about ten meters away, and Li Yi suddenly realized a problem——

I'm not the only one who got persecuted, right?

After thinking about it for a while, Li Yi got the affirmative answer.

Although Li Yi had been wearing a hood since he came out of the hotel room, he heard everyone's voices before getting in the car.

This shows that everyone set off at the same time and there was no time.

And the trick must not be known beforehand in order to be effective.

Li Yi's eyes immediately turned resentful, and his heart was extremely unbalanced.

Fortunately, he still thought about having someone else accompany him to embarrass himself.

It's embarrassing for him to be the only one who co-authored it.

Before anyone else came close, Li Yi looked at Wang Huaizhong and said, "Director Wang, I need a reasonable explanation."

"They are all going to go skydiving later. You don't have to. Is that okay?" Wang Huaizhong said in a coaxing tone like a child.

Others came over and did not give them a chance to laugh. Li Yixian pointed at Wang Huaizhong and said, "Director Wang's helicopter is so fake. I felt something was wrong as soon as I got on the van..."

He talked a lot, trying hard to prove that he was just acting, just for the effect of the show.

"I'm just telling you, Brother Yi is usually very witty, how could he be really scared?"

Zhang Lei walked up to Li Yi and wiped Li Yi's forehead directly, "Who has a tissue? My brother Yi is sweating profusely during the performance."

Lin Xun really brought tissues, and he smiled and took out one and handed it to Zhang Lei.

Zhang Lei wiped the back of Li Yi's neck again, "Oh, there's so much sweat here. You worked too hard. This kid is sweating so much even in a temperature of more than ten degrees."

"Brother Lei, do you know what it means to be patient despite hardship." Li Yi took the tissue from Zhang Lei's hand and wiped his own sweat.

When the others saw this, they didn't hold back at all and began to laugh wildly.

In fact, they had laughed enough while watching the monitor, but Li Yi, whose tough talk was exposed, made them laugh again.

After letting out a series of "goose goose" laughter, Zhu Zhixiang covered his stomach with one hand and put his other hand on Li Yi's shoulder, "Xiao Yi, do you still remember what you said to me in the car?"

"There's nothing to be afraid of! Hahaha!" Zhu Zhixiang, who had made up for the wound, was laughing so hard that he was out of breath again.

Li Yi looked at the men's gang members who were laughing crazy, and then looked at the camera dedicated to filming Lao Zhang. With a puzzled expression, he pointed to his head, shrugged, spread his hands, and shook his head.

After a while, everyone finally stopped teasing Li Yi and stood in a row, facing Wang Huaizhong who was holding a paper card.

"Xiaoyi's challenge has been completed, so the rest is up to you."

Li Yi was the only target of pranks, and others saw the joke. Of course, Wang Huaizhong had to compensate in other ways.

Moreover, Wang Huaizhong himself is slightly afraid of heights. Like Li Yi, he never plays such thrilling projects.

So he won't force Li Yi for the sake of the show's effect.

No one else in FHM has a problem with this.

Although the laughter was louder and more exaggerated just now, I still felt a little guilty in my heart.

"Everyone, the place you are in now is the Longxiang Skydiving Base. Here you have to complete the last step of forming the Extreme Men's Gang."

Wang Huaizhong turned and pointed to the sky, "Challenge your own limits and conquer the sky. After this, the Extreme Men's Gang is officially established!"

Wang Huaizhong's words were eloquent, impassioned, and spitting.

But the members of the Men's Gang didn't react at all and looked at him calmly.

After a few seconds of silence, Zhang Lei said: "Director Wang, I'm afraid I can't do it. I'm getting older and have more and more physical problems. The doctor told me not to play too exciting sports."

Playing against the same program team is also one of the effects of the program, and Zhang Lei is becoming more and more experienced.

"Oh, me too. I had my hair styled specially before going out today. The stylist asked me not to ruin the look." Zhang Bo gently stroked the back of his head that he had specially made before going out.

Seeing this, Sun Yanlei felt that he had to find an excuse. He rolled his eyes and stared at Lin Xun next to him.

"Xun, hurry up and give me the tissue."

Sun Yanlei took out a tissue from Lin Xun's pocket and said, "Director Wang, I can't do it either. I have diarrhea today. What should I do if I can't hold it in the air?"

what to do?

The goddess scatters flowers!

Li Yi watched their performance with some amusement.

Although Zhang Bo and Sun Yanlei don't have much experience in variety shows, their natural sense of humor makes them adapt well.

Zhu Zhixiang, who has several years of experience as a comedian, did not hesitate to give in. He quickly made up an extremely lame excuse, "I got water in my head after taking a shower last night, and I can't play."

Lin Xun held it in for several seconds, and then said: "If you don't play, then I won't play either."

Wang Huaizhong had already expected this. After they finished editing, he said calmly: "The next recording location is in Magic City. After completing this challenge, you can get free train tickets to Magic City. And before that, Being able to get a nice lunch.”

"Otherwise, you can only take the express train for twenty-two hours, and the program team will not provide you with food."

Wang Huaizhong had a kind smile on his face.

Before departure, the program team had already searched their bodies, and the mobile phones and personal property of the men's gang members were confiscated and kept for safekeeping. They said in advance that they could not use their own money for this recording.

From the dinner last night to ten o'clock in the morning, more than ten hours have passed. Everyone has not eaten anything except drinking water. By this time, they are already ravenous.

The men's gang makes excuses to play devil's advocate, just to improve the effect of the show, but they will eventually agree.

But at this time, they were really manipulated by Wang Huaizhong, and they were unhappy.

"What do you mean, threatening us, right?" Sun Yanlei's eyes were unkind.

"Wang Huaizhong, you are getting more and more outrageous!" Zhang Lei called him by his name again.

Others, including Li Yi, immediately joined in the condemnation.

It perfectly explains what team cohesion is.

Wang Huaizhong gave another reason, "By the way, if you give up the challenge, because Xiao Yi, who is the first to complete the challenge, is the same as you, it will also be regarded as not completing the task."

"Are you playing like this? That's so unkind, Director Wang!"

Li Yi yelled dissatisfied, "Aren't you trying to sow discord in our men's gang? You may be disappointed. Except for Brother Lei, although I have not known each other for a long time, the relationship between us How can you instigate this?"

"That's right."

Zhu Zhixiang echoed, and then heard Li Yi continue to say seriously: "Why do they have to implicate me if they don't complete the challenge?"

"ah?"

Just as Zhu Zhixiang was about to put his arm around Li Yi's shoulders, he immediately jumped a step aside and pointed at Li Yi with a horrified look on his face. He covered his mouth with his other hand and said to the camera with an exaggerated expression, "He, he"

"Wow, Xiao Yi, you are so bad!" Although Sun Yanlei said this, he touched Li Yi's head with a smile on his face.

"What Xiaoyi said makes sense."

Zhang Bo pretended to be thoughtful, "Director Wang, you just said that our extreme men's gang has not been truly established yet, so we are not yet a whole."

"Well, I don't care if other people play or not. Anyway, if I play, it counts as completing my mission, okay?"

"Traitor" Zhang Bo immediately aroused the siege and complaints from others.

Sun Yanlei smirked and took action, messing up Zhang Bo's back.

"Okay, if that's the case, then I'll play too, but I just want to challenge my own limits, not for some extreme men's gang!" Zhang Lei looked angry.

"I've seen you unhappy for a long time. Who wants to form a men's gang with you?" Zhu Zhixiang rolled his eyes and brushed the bangs on his forehead with his orchid finger with a look of disgust.

Lin Xun showed his two front teeth and said happily: "You all play, then I will play too."

Because of Li Yi's words, the Extreme Men's Gang seemed to be "extinct in name only" on the first day.

At this time, although Wang Huaizhong's expression was speechless and seemed helpless by their operations, in fact he was already laughing inside.

Okay, okay, this is the way to record the show.

It was precisely because of the "internal strife" of the Men's Gang that the skydiving session went smoothly.

Everyone went to the facade of the skydiving base, filled in their physical health status, and listened to the instructor explain some precautions when skydiving.

Li Yi also filled out the form silently.

Although I really don’t want to challenge myself, it is in line with what Lin Xun has been saying today, if you play, then I will play too.

He felt he still had to get involved.

Li Yi is a more free-spirited person. When he was in the Flower Group, he never thought about whether he would have regrets if he didn't play together.

But in the Extreme Men's Gang, Li Yi really doesn't want to miss too many shared experiences with everyone.

The most important thing is that the men in the men's gang were laughing and joking. From the beginning to the end, no one said a word, Xiaoyi, let's go skydiving together. Everyone has jumped, so why are you the only one not to jump?

That's it.

Well, Li Yi admitted that he had double standards.

In fact, neither did the Flower Group. At that time, everyone else was "impressed" by Li Yi's majesty as a tour guide, and Jiang Haoran and Chen Yanfei were also joking.

Zhang Lei noticed this scene and asked with concern: "Xiao Yi, you don't have to play, why did you fill out the form?"

Sun Yanlei, who was a distance away, looked over and said, "You kid, why are you so honest? Do you think your brothers will blame you?"

Others noticed this scene and signaled Li Yi not to think too much.

"Actually, I just filled out a form. I didn't say I wanted to skydive."

Li Yi had his own plan and said something weakly, causing everyone to laugh and curse.

I saw Li Yi walking towards the staff, "pulling out" Wang Huaizhong who was hiding behind everyone, and showing his cards: "How do you say it, Director Wang."

As Li Yi's exclusive follower, Lao Zhang and Li Yi had a deep understanding for a long time, and they immediately focused the camera on Wang Huaizhong's face.

Li Yi didn't explain clearly, but Wang Huaizhong knew what he meant, and his helplessness was evident, "I knew it, when you filled out the form, I knew this scene would happen!"

He remembered the fear of cutting the rice.

Others noticed this scene and immediately gathered around. Zhang Lei said with a smile: "As the chief director of "Ultimate FHM", you are our soul. I think you should also challenge your own limits."

"I'm showing off my cards. I'm afraid of heights, and so are you. I didn't have to jump, and you didn't have to jump either. Let's trade one for one. Isn't it a loss?"

"Okay, okay, no loss, no loss."

Wang Huaizhong sighed and nodded resignedly.

According to Li Yi's urine, Wang Huaizhong had expected this scene, and was both looking forward to and worried in his heart, so come on.

Others in the Men's Gang were a little surprised when Wang Huaizhong joined.

But that didn't stop them from cheering, and at the same time they felt a strange feeling in their hearts——

That is, unknowingly, they have developed a sense of identification with the three words "men's gang".

Even the director was so involved, it seemed like it was more than just a job for them.

Zhang Lei looked at Li Yi with a smile on his face.

Xiao Yi seems to have a magical power that can make everyone work together.

This is true in Sanmei, and it is also true in Men's Gang.

I just don’t know why that travel show didn’t work?

After making preparations, Zhang Lei and Zhang Bo boarded the plane first.

The skydiving plane can accommodate up to twelve people, and you need to shoot the skydiving content, so come in batches.

About half an hour later, Zhang Lei and Zhang Bo came back. They were arm in arm. When asked how they felt, they just said one word - cool!

But judging from their excited and rosy faces, it probably didn't look like they were joking.

Then came Sun Yanlei, Lin Xun and Zhu Zhixiang, who also came back in about the same time.

"Brothers, I'm going!"

Li Yi clasped his fists with a determined look, making the others laugh.

After boarding the skydiving plane, the plane took off and slowed down at an altitude of 3,000 meters away.

"Xiaoyi, are you afraid?"

"Afraid."

Faced with Wang Huaizhong's loud inquiry, Li Yi swallowed his saliva and answered without thinking.

I once rode an aerial cable car when a strong wind blew and the cable car swayed greatly. I felt that my life was completely out of my control. Li Yi has never done anything like this again.

But it was obvious that Wang Huaizhong was more scared than Li Yi, and his voice was a little trembling and distorted.

Li Yi licked his dry lips, smiled, and shouted loudly in Wang Huaizhong's ear: "Director Wang, you just proofed it for me, now it's my turn, I'll proof it for you!"

For some reason, after hearing Li Yi's words, Wang Huaizhong suddenly became less afraid and a smile appeared on his face.

Li Yi gave an OK gesture to the coach behind him who had never had bad reviews in the van before. He slowly walked to the door of the cabin, his feet hanging out, and a strong wind blew in his face.

Li Yi stretched out his hands and gave Wang Huaizhong a thumbs-up gesture. Then, Li Yi gave the coach an OK gesture again.

In an instant, the coach led Li Yi out of the cabin door.

The strong feeling of weightlessness made Li Yi's heart feel like it was in his throat. As the world was spinning, his ears were filled with the noise of the wind, but he felt that the world seemed to have become quiet.

"Fuck!"

The moment he jumped out of the plane, Li Yi shouted. He didn't finish his words until the free fall of a few seconds was over and the parachute opened.

"Does it feel good!"

The coach behind him shouted in Li Yi's ear.

Soaring in the sky, Li Yi responded loudly: "It's cool!"

By this time, I was no longer so scared. I felt more open in front of my eyes and a sense of pride brewing in my heart.

"We are the Extreme Men's Gang, Wuhu!" Li Yi shouted at the top of his lungs again, and the cold wind poured into his mouth, almost choking him.

After descending to a certain height, the parachute opened, and a few minutes later, we landed safely.

At this time, Li also felt like he had been reborn.

The sport of skydiving is really refreshing after the fear is over.

Coach Wu Haojian, who had taken off the safety straps and other restraints, looked at the excited Li Yi and asked with a smile: "Do you want to play again?"

"No, some experiences only need one time." Li Yi refused decisively.

It's cool, but life is still important.

At this time, Wang Huaizhong also landed, looking happy and scared at the same time.

At the same time, other members of the men's gang also rushed over.

We went skydiving together, and everyone exchanged their experiences with great interest, which was a rare pleasure.

Afterwards, the Men's Gang stood together and shouted in unison: "We are the Extreme Men's Gang!"

After shouting, Li Yi remembered the slogan "Earth Extremely Picked". It is such a classic, it would be a pity not to include it.

But this link is not suitable now. I will mention it again when I have the opportunity.

"Congratulations everyone, the Extreme Men's Gang has been officially established."

Wang Huaizhong smiled and applauded everyone, and then said: "Before going to the Magic City, the program team has specially prepared a sumptuous lunch for everyone. Please come and have a meal."

Less than ten meters away, the staff of the program set up a tent.

"Hurry, hurry. If I hadn't drank a glass of milk at the base, I might have fainted from hunger during the parachute jump." Sun Yanlei took the lead in setting off.

Everyone followed and sat down under the tent around a long table covered with white tablecloths, with several flower pots placed on top as decorations.

This style naturally made the hungry people look forward to seeing what kind of meal the program team had prepared.

But when the "waiter" served the food, everyone was dumbfounded.

It’s Taima’s lunch box!

"Director Wang, what do you mean, don't you mean a sumptuous feast?" Zhang Bo stood up angrily.

"There are fish, meat, vegetables, and soup. Isn't this rich?" Wang Huaizhong explained calmly.

Sun Yanlei's little eyes widened a lot, and he pointed to the dining table, "With such a stylish decoration, you will give us a box lunch?"

"Sorry, we contracted someone else's base today, and the budget is a bit over budget. We are tight on funds, and I hope you can forgive me." Wang Huaizhong even bowed to everyone sincerely.

Awesome, Li Yishi really didn't expect that the Blue Star version was so picky that he started playing jokes about insufficient funds in the first issue.

The others were also speechless, but their stomachs were growling with hunger.

Let's eat. This kind of lunch box is indeed quite rich, and the portion of the dishes is quite sufficient. Fortunately, the program team sent them away without eating the whole shredded fish-flavored pork.

At this time, they couldn't help but start to eat the box lunch.

Their stomachs felt a little full, so they raised their heads and looked at each other, and they all expressed the same idea - it smells so good.

(End of chapter)