The butcher's hair was already a little gray, but it was still moussed in a coquettish way, and his sparse short hair stood up one by one.
The loudspeaker is still playing the loud and funky DJ.
The main focus is exaggeration and absurdity.
How much money did Wang Huaizhong give to get people to cooperate like this?
Just when Li Yi had doubts in his mind, he saw Wu Zhiyong and several other villagers with envy and yearning in their eyes.
Yes, they are probably all free.
I really don’t know where such a strong desire to perform comes from.
Li Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He could only say that Wang Huaizhong was really good at doing variety shows.
At this time, the butcher moved his mouth several times towards them, not knowing what he was talking about.
Lin Dan pursed his lips, suppressed a smile, and shouted loudly: "Master, please turn off the speaker first, we can't hear what you said."
The DJ's voice was so loud that it was carried on the butcher's shoulders, making it impossible to hear each other's words.
Lin Dan stepped forward and shouted a few words in his ear. The butcher uncle reluctantly turned off the DJ and carefully smoothed his hair.
It's too arrogant.
In this situation, Li Yi always felt that he was not at a pig-killing scene in a rural area, but at a nonsensical movie shooting scene.
Next came the stage where the butcher uncle was alone. Li Yi stepped forward to help hold him down. He didn't turn his head away, but he frowned the whole time.
The scream was so miserable.
I can't help but imagine how painful it would be to stab myself with this knife.
Lin Dan, who was already outside the yard and couldn't see what was going on inside, felt panicked when he heard the screams one after another.
This is not a coquettish thing, some people just can't accept this kind of bloody scene.
The work of dissecting and dividing the meat was done by professionals. Li Yi and the other three completed their tasks and left the smelly pig killing scene.
The local custom in Baisha Village is that a few tables will be simply set up to invite relatives, friends and villagers to have dinner the night before the wedding banquet.
Of course, eating at a banquet means eating from beginning to end!
Li Yi and the others have no plans to go back to the mushroom house to cook tonight.
"Let's go over and see if there's anything else we need help with." Lin Dan suggested
Li Yi nodded and said matter-of-factly: "You really have to be diligent, lest the host forgets us when dinner starts later."
Zhang Lei said dissatisfied: "Go, go, are we doing this to earn money? We are doing it to be happy!"
It's past five o'clock, and the invited chef is already cooking, wielding the spatula with great force.
There are many people under the awning, chatting and working, and it is full of people, just like a vegetable market.
Zhang Lei and Lin Dan found a job selecting vegetables and chopping garlic, and sat down while chatting. Li Yi was dragged out to set off firecrackers by the kid who asked for directions.
"Brother, where are the firecrackers?"
Li Yi followed out, only to find that these children were picking up unlit small firecrackers scattered on the ground.
He had done this job before during the Chinese New Year. During the Chinese New Year, every household in the village would set off cannons, and the number of leaks picked up was quite considerable.
But it wasn’t the New Year at this time, it was just a wedding setting off some firecrackers, and these children only had a few scattered firecrackers in their hands.
Fortunately, after completing the task, Li Yi can now spend his own money, become a child leader, and clear out the inventory in the canteen.
Of course, he didn't buy the more powerful firecrackers like torpedoes.
Not to mention, it’s quite fun to follow a group of children and set off firecrackers. Listening to their laughter, it’s like returning to that nostalgic childhood time.
"Brother, where is the cow dung? Let's go do something exciting!" Li Yi became playful.
When I was a kid, I loved sticking firecrackers into cow dung, and the fried dung would fly all over the sky.
I still remember one time when I blew up cow dung into pieces and stuck them on someone's wall. When I got home, someone complained about it and I was beaten badly.
After hearing Li Yi's request, the children took him to the edge of the field, away from pedestrian houses.
Li Yi chose a pile of cow dung that was relatively dry, so it didn't look so disgusting.
Then he enthusiastically inserted a handful of match cannons into the cow dung, adjusted the lighter's air output to the maximum, lit the fire and immediately turned around and ran: "Run!!!"
The children ran along happily.
The poor follow-up guy almost ran away without his shoes.
In the lens, the cow dung does not fly high, but it has a kind of unbridled beauty.
But I feel something is wrong with my brother. Why is there a dark thing getting closer and closer?
A small lump of cow dung fell on the camera lens, and the filming guy wiped it off with a tissue in disgust.
I have been filming Li Yi for so long with my big brother, and I know that Li Yi is very different from other young stars, but I really didn't expect that he would be so incompetent.
Li Yi soon found two large piles of cow dung that were moderately dry and wet.
"Come on, let's plug it in first, and then light it up together, damn!"
Before Li Yi finished speaking, the kid next to him lit a fire. Fortunately, he turned around and saw smoke coming from the match cannon. He turned around in time and ran a few steps, but there were still a few drops on his back.
The kid who lit the cannon laughed at first, but gradually he felt that he had done something wrong. His smile froze, and he looked at Li Yi as if he was about to cry. He put his hands in front of him and clasped Li Yi. Take it away, don’t know what to say.
Li Yi said in a gentle tone: "Although I don't blame you, you have to remember to be careful not to hurt others when setting off cannons in the future."
Riding on a horse, you naughty kid!
Li Yi didn't play anymore. He drove the three-wheeler and went back to take a shower and change clothes, and then came back for a meal.
At the dinner table, the groom Wu Zhiqiang asked anxiously: "Brother Yi, can you go with me to pick up the bride tomorrow? Either be the best man, or just accompany us. My wife likes you very much and is chasing you every time. program."
Hearing this title, I am indeed a fan of the show.
Li Yi agreed after thinking about it, and Lin Dan and Zhang Lei even said they would host the bride and groom tomorrow.
Although the host did not prepare for the officiant aspect, he was still happy to say yes.
At 7:30 the next day, Li Yi followed the groomsmen to the hotel in the town where the bride was staying.
Seeing Li Yi, the woman's group of relatives and friends caused quite a commotion. After all, there were many young people.
Fortunately, everyone was quite restrained. They just took the opportunity to take a few selfies and quickly stopped without disturbing the wedding reception.
Li Yi originally just wanted to be a mascot, but saw that the groom was troubled by the woman and could not open the door.
He took advantage of the door opening a crack, rushed to the door in an instant, and shouted against the door: "Come on, grab the bride!"
This kind of scene is not uncommon when picking up a bride. Usually it is done by friends who are more playful or have a somewhat mischievous personality.
No one expected that the person who knocked on the door first was the big star Li Yi.
The scene instantly became lively and noisy.
Li Yi actually didn't put in much effort, and everyone just wanted to push each other to give them a sense of ceremony.
Soon, the door opened.
Who knew that Wu Zhiqiang pulled Li Yi and the first thing he said was: "Daughter-in-law, I brought your husband!"
Li Yi:? ? ?
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