49. Explosive performance

Style: Romance Author: Food is lazyWords: 2663Update Time: 24/01/12 07:59:36
The people in a hurry and the pigs in panic were shouting at the top of their lungs. The scene was very chaotic.

Before Wu Zhiyong could answer, the big fat pig shook his head.

The length of the rope was enough, but Zhang Lei was too nervous and shortened the rope. He also stood very close, giving the big fat pig a chance to escape and was hit by the pig's head.

"Ouch, fuck!" Zhang Lei exclaimed, loosened the rope, covered his crotch with his hands, clamped his legs, and groaned in pain.

In fact, he didn't feel much force. It was like his thigh was suddenly punched. The pain was indeed painful, but he didn't really receive a fatal blow. Covering his crotch was just a subconscious action.

Li Yi quickly asked: "Teacher Zhang, is something wrong?"

Zhang Lei turned around with the camera on his back, opened his trouser pocket and looked down, saying, "It's not a big problem. It's more like a scratch on the thigh, not a solid one, but it still hurts a little."

Li Yi:......

Wu Zhiyong and several villagers didn't know whether they were paddling, and they deliberately made them look bad.

I heard them suddenly say "ouch", loosen their hands, and move away, no longer helping to hold down the pig.

Everyone else let go, leaving only Li Yi still holding on to the pig's tail with both hands.

Li Yi was very strong, and the pig did not dare to rush forward despite the pain, but no one was holding its body down anymore, and the scope of its struggle became wider.

The pig began to retreat. Li Yi was afraid of being trampled by the pig's hooves, so he also hurriedly retreated.

Seeing that it still couldn't break free, the pig stopped retreating, but actually started to circle.

Li Yi didn't want to let go, so he had no choice but to turn around...

For a time, dust was flying.

As if returning to that non-mainstream era, someone was dancing the phoenix dance for nine days.

Zhang Lei still felt a dull pain in his crotch at this time. Hearing the movement, he looked up and saw this scene, and couldn't help but want to laugh, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he immediately felt pain in his crotch, and he breathed in the cold air "oh oh oh oh".

I don’t know if this is acting, but his expression is very distorted.

And Lin Dan is also amazing.

He still stood there, holding the wooden stick tightly with both hands and stretching it forward, thinking that he was still pressing the wooden stick against the pig's head. He turned his head and closed his eyes, and pursed his lips tightly into an arc. When he heard the sound like this It was so big that I didn't even dare to look at it. I was so scared that my body tensed up a little more, and my nose made a "hmmmm" sound, as if to embolden myself.

Not running away on the spot was already his greatest courage.

Wonderful, so wonderful.

Wu Zhiyong and his two companions in the village were stunned. They turned to look at this and then that.

Every scene is like filming, full of drama.

They "traveled around" and used Douyin, thinking that they were people who had seen big scenes.

But I have never seen this scene before!

The three stars each have their own highlights. They don't know which one to watch. In short, they want to watch each one.

Fortunately, Wu Zhiyong did not forget about business.

He quickly returned his gaze to Li Yi, who was still fighting the pig with his bare hands. At the same time, he pushed his two companions standing around with his shoulders, signaling them to watch more carefully.

Although the program team has communicated with them that if the process goes smoothly, they can stand by and watch, but it is not good if someone gets injured.

Just when they want to step forward to help.

Li Yi was already a little dizzy after turning around a few times, but he noticed that the pig was more dizzy than him.

The four hooves were messy, and the speed of the circle was getting slower and slower.

Thinking that he had been escaped by a pig for so long, Li Yi felt angry and suddenly let go of his hands.

Under the inertia, the big fat pig directly slid out.

Li Yi gritted his teeth, kicked hard, jumped forward with both feet, and an evil tiger pounced, pressing his whole body on the pig.

Then he immediately adjusted his posture, no, the action, pressed his knees hard against the pig's body, and pressed the pig's head firmly on the dusty concrete floor with both hands.

The pig seemed to have lost its strength, its hooves were pointing to one side, its struggling movements were no longer large, and its screams were also much quieter.

——Pig, pig, the journey of pig life stops here.

"Hoo, ho, ho..."

On the pig's... body, Li Yi experienced a fierce battle, sweating profusely, sweat sliding down his chin, and breathing heavily.

I don't know when, the short sleeves have been rolled up to the shoulders. The strong muscle lines of the arms are very conspicuous, and the whole body exudes hormonal tension.

This, is this a pig knocked down forcefully?

Everyone was stunned at this scene.

Oh, by the way, except for Lin Dan, his eyes haven't opened yet.

Wu Zhiyong and his two companions from the village opened their mouths slightly.

Celebrities are stars, and they are so interesting in private. Catching a pig is like filming an action blockbuster.

Big scene experience +1.

"Teacher Lin, Teacher Lin!"

The yard suddenly seemed quiet. Lin Dan heard Zhang Lei calling his name. He hesitated for a moment, then slowly opened his eyes and saw Zhang Lei standing there with a narrow smile.

I just don’t know why he is slightly hunched over and crossing his legs.

"Brothers, don't be stunned, come here and help!" Li Yi shouted helplessly.

In fact, it was not that he was strong enough to hold the pig down, but that the pig fainted on its own. When the pig recovered its strength, it would go crazy.

Wu Zhiyong and several villagers were just a little dumbfounded. After hearing this, they hurried forward and tied the pig's mouth and trotters with ropes.

'what happened? '

Seeing Li Yi actually riding on the pig, Lin Dan was a little confused. What did he miss?

Then, he realized that he was still holding the stick in his hand, and his face turned red for a moment. It was so embarrassing.

"It's so embarrassing for me to ride on a horse!"

It can be seen how broken Lin Dan's mood was at this time, and he, who was always gentle and elegant, started to swear.

But no one comforted him.

Li Yi and Zhang Lei laughed mercilessly.

Especially Zhang Lei, his smile was even more exaggerated. He simply squatted down and laughed so hard that he was out of breath.

But this way, Lin Dan felt much better, less embarrassed, and even laughed angrily.

After laughing for a while, Lin Dan looked at the pig that was tied up and lying on the ground, and said helplessly: "I don't know why, I just feel scared, especially when I saw it running towards me, I felt like I was scared out of my mind. "

"Hahaha, actually I'm a little scared, it's Xiao Yi Meng!"

Zhang Lei gave Li Yi a thumbs up: "In ancient times, there was Wu Song who defeated tigers, but now there is Li Yi who captures pigs. That's awesome!"

Li Yi gasped for a while, waved his hands and said: "Don't do it, this pig fainted on its own."

Because of the benefits of time travel, Li Yi's physical fitness has been greatly improved, and his strength is a little stronger than ordinary people, but it is not so exaggerated that he can press a pig to the ground and rub it.

Li Yi asked again: "Teacher Zhang, are you okay?"

At this time, Wang Huaizhong also hurriedly came over to check the situation, reaching out to pull Zhang Lei's pants: "Lei Zi, are you not hurt?"

"Go! Go! Go!"

Zhang Lei slapped Wang Huaizhong's hand away: "It's okay, I just scratched it a little bit, it does hurt a bit, but..."

He lowered his voice and said with a proud look on his face: "But I acted."

Perhaps because of Li Yi, Zhang Lei felt that his sense of variety shows had improved a lot, and he felt a little proud.

Wang Huaizhong looked ashamed and said to the three of them: "I'm so sorry, I almost had an accident."

"Isn't there nothing wrong now? But don't mess around later."

Zhang Lei and Wang Huaizhong have known each other for many years and know what he is like. This step was indeed not thoughtful and dangerous, but he did not blame him.

Zhang Lei said it was okay, and Li Yi and Lin Dan also told Wang Huaizhong not to blame himself too much.

Wang Huaizhong is indeed not the kind of person who ignores the safety of guests for the sake of program effects. This is an accident.

Wang Huaizhong bowed sincerely: "Don't worry, there will never be a next time."



Everyone rested for a while, then gathered around the camp again to catch another pig.

Wu Zhiyong and the others did not paddle again this time, and the entire arresting team went smoothly. Within a few minutes, they tied up a pig again.

It is worth mentioning that Lin Dan mustered up the courage this time and no longer closed his eyes while running around.

It just looks busy but has no effect at all.

At this time, suddenly a powerful and rustic BGM sounded.

Everyone looked around and saw a naked man with a cigarette in his mouth, a knife in his left hand, and a speaker on his right shoulder. He strode over.

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