12. If you cry again, you will drool (please read and vote)

Style: Romance Author: Food is lazyWords: 2302Update Time: 24/01/12 07:59:36
Everyone was surprised by Li Yi's operation.

His movements are too skillful, and he is no better than some uncles and aunties.

Li Yi didn't expect everyone's reaction to be so big.

Why not just kill a chicken?

Who doesn’t kill chickens during the Chinese New Year?

What he was thinking about now was the location of the kiln chicken later, and finding soil blocks to build the kiln.

After a while, Lin Dan's voice came, saying that the water was boiling.

Li Yi pulled out a large plate, poured hot water into it, and then added some cold water.

If the water temperature is too high, the chicken skin will be scalded, and it will be easy to pull the chicken skin along with the feathers when plucking them.

Put the rooster with black chicken feet into the plate and soak it with water. Li Yi asked Lin Dan to help find a urea bag to put the feathers on the bottom.

Zhang Lei and Lin Dan squatted down to help pluck the chicken feathers. Li Yi felt that they were in the way, so he said: "Brother Lei, Brother Dan, I can just pluck the feathers myself. You go and find some soil for me. It doesn't need to be too big, it needs to be dry." Yes, put it behind the mushroom house and build the kiln there later."

Lin Dan didn't understand and asked what kind of clod it was.

Without waiting for Li Yi to answer, Zhang Lei said that Lin Dan would just follow him.

After the two left, Li Yi moved much faster. He quickly plucked the chicken feathers, took out the internal organs and put them in a bowl.

Then use kitchen paper to drain the chicken a little, start marinating it, pour in light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, oyster sauce, peanut oil, and add a few cloves of garlic and onions.

Li Yi thought for a while and poured some more chicken essence.

There is no rule that you can only add chicken essence to the stir-fried noodles. Anyway, you can eat it by yourself, whatever you like.

After kneading it and sealing it with plastic wrap, Li Yi held the firewood and carried the hoe to the back of the house.

It seems that Zhang Lei knows a little bit. At least the soil blocks he found met the requirements. He also found the location for the kiln, but there were a lot of soil blocks.

Li Yi hurriedly shouted to the two people who were still looking for clods not far away: "That's enough, that's enough. We only have one chicken, so we don't need so many clods."

Later, Li Yi dug a small pit with a hoe and began to build the kiln.

Slightly larger soil blocks are laid as the base, layer by layer is built up, and finally the top is capped.

It took more than ten minutes to build a small pyramid-shaped clay kiln.

Li also started putting firewood to burn the kiln.

Lin Dan had never eaten kiln chicken and didn't know the production process. She asked curiously: "What should I make next?"

"Wait until the soil clods burn to red, then take out the firewood, wrap the marinated chicken with tin foil and put it in. Finally, collapse and break the soil clods and cover them."

Zhang Lei introduced on the side that he had played in a farmhouse in Guangdong Province before and had seen the production process.

"It sounds a little complicated."

Lin Dan praised: "Brother Yi is so amazing, he can do everything at such a young age."

Li Yi hurriedly said: "No, no, all the children in Guangdong Province can do this. They basically have this activity when they return home during the Spring Festival."

Lin Dan is really a good person. During the recording of the show, he liked to give Li Yi, the younger brother, a chance to stand out. He kept compliments on his lips all day long.

Li Yi also likes to hear good things, but it's quite troublesome to always praise him for the smallest things.

Over at the program team, Wang Huaizhong, who was out on business, finally came back.

He learned from outside that Li Yi had killed his "partner" with swift and cruel methods.

It's simply dumbfounding.

In so many years of doing variety shows, this is the first time he has seen such unruly guests.

Although even if he were present, he would only pretend to stop him, but this incident cannot be treated as if it never happened.

Wang Huaizhong returned to the mushroom house. He first went back to the monitoring room, and then found Li Yi and the other three who were chatting and spanking in front of the kiln.

"Everyone, let's discuss compensation."

"What compensation?" Lin Dan glared.

"The 'partners' you brutally murdered."

Wang Huaizhong's face was serious, "There are witnesses and physical evidence, but you still want to deny it?"

Zhang Lei crossed his arms and sneered: "What does our partner have to do with you?"

Wang Huaizhong came prepared and took out an invoice in a leisurely manner: "I bought your partner."

"Then this matter needs to be discussed carefully."

Li Yi patted his butt and stood up, his face instantly turned sad and angry, "It's all you, it's all because of you!"

"It told me that it could not accept the fate of being trafficked. In order to no longer be traded as an object, it chose to end its own life and stay with us forever."

Li Yi acted very enthusiastically, and his expression was even a little exaggerated, and he burst into tears, "It's really miserable!"

Zhang Lei and Lin Dan on the side were stunned for a moment, and then started to act.

"It's all your fault, it's all your fault."

"You chicken dealer!"

Wang Huaizhong:?

This situation left the well-informed Wang Huaizhong at a loss as to how to deal with it.

And Li is still acting.

I saw him walking into the house with a face full of sorrow and indignation, and then came back with a big basin filled with chickens and a bundle of tinfoil under his arm.

Putting the things in front of Wang Huaizhong, Li Yi half-knelt on the ground, holding up the marinated chicken that had changed color in both hands, with an exaggerated cry in his voice, "Aji, Aji, you smell so good... You died well It’s miserable.”

"How miserable!"

Zhang Lei and Lin Dan followed and squatted down beside them. They were acting without stopping, with the corners of their mouths rising uncontrollably and barely making a sound.

Wang Huaizhong has only two words to comment on this: abstract.

"Stop crying, you'll drool if you cry again."

The corner of Wang Huaizhong's mouth twitched and he suppressed a smile, "Okay, okay, I don't want you to compensate me this time. I won't do it next time."

"Thank you, director."

Li Yi immediately returned to normal, wiped the moist corners of his eyes with his arm, smiled coquettishly and picked up the marinated chicken again, "I wasn't acting just now. If you don't believe me, why don't you ask me?"

"It's already marinated. How can I ask? No..." Wang Huaizhong rolled his eyes and was taken in. He really wanted to ask a question to a chicken.

"Then you can continue to reminisce with your friends." Wang Huaizhong left with a smile.

The reason for asking for compensation is for the effect of the show. Li Yi performed such a show, and the effect was already amazing.

Everyone did not feel embarrassed or embarrassed by Li Yi's sudden exaggerated performance. Instead, they thought he was very powerful.

Because this is a variety show recording!

Zhang Lei was very confused when he remembered what he had learned about Li Yi online before recording.

Why was Li Yi criticized by netizens for not having acting skills?

The performance just now, although it was very exaggerated, seemed like a play.

But how many young artists can be so open-minded and act exaggerated, natural and funny at the same time?

Anyway, among the young artists he knew, there was no such thing.

Even though he had been acting for so many years, he couldn't catch it by accident.

Lin Dan was even more surprised that Li Yi could be so open in a variety show.

Not only traffic idols, most artists pay more attention to their own image.

On the first day I came to Mushroom House, I knew that Li Yi seemed to have no idol baggage. Now I know that at the time, he was still a little restrained because of his unfamiliarity.

Good guy, that expressive one just now.

Li Yi didn't know that the two of them had thought so much. He just looked at the Tuyao and said with regret: "It's a pity that the program team did not prepare sweet potatoes. The chicken in the kiln did not include two sweet potatoes. I always feel that something is missing."

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