Mushroom house.
"Brother Yi, add WeChat?" Lin Zixuan suddenly came over with her cell phone and said.
The actress took the initiative to add WeChat, and Li Yi naturally obediently took out his mobile phone to scan the QR code.
I don’t feel flattered at all. There are several rich women worth hundreds of millions or even tens of billions in WeChat.
I don’t know if the actress would say sourly if she was rejected: Actually, I don’t really want to join you because you are just average-looking.
"Okay, see you in the capital."
After chatting for a few more words, Lin Zixuan waved to everyone with Zhang Yinger who was reluctant to leave, and left the mushroom house without any regrets.
The three of them returned to the pavilion and sat down. Lin Dan thought about the unbearable look on every guest's face when saying goodbye, and couldn't help but sigh: "When the show airs, we here will really become the most hated dog in the industry." It’s a disgusting place.”
"I'll see what Wang Huaizhong will do if we can't invite any guests." Zhang Lei smiled, even a little gloating.
Li Yi followed up with a sincere joke, "That's a good relationship. If the guests don't come, we don't have to entertain them."
Although everyone was joking, they were also telling the truth.
At least after knowing the nature of the program, those big names will definitely consider it.
After all, people are not short of work. Where can I make money but not make money? Why do I have to come to you to suffer?
Of course, as long as the show is popular enough, nothing is a problem, and there are many artists in the entertainment industry who have no work.
There are no new customers today, and these three guys have already agreed to stop working.
I plan to use the remaining two working hours to make vegetable noodles at noon and finish the work in the afternoon.
They are now like boarding students waiting to go home on Friday.
Silent for a moment, Li Yi's eyes wandered around the yard and finally landed on the chicken coop. There was a rooster inside that was clucking and clucking very noisily.
The rhymes are great, but I don’t know if I can play basketball.
"How about we add kiln chicken for lunch? I can make this!" Thinking of the fragrant kiln chicken, Li Yi swallowed his saliva.
Lin Dan followed Li Yi's gaze, shook his head and said, "This is our partner."
"What's the point of not having a partner? Besides, we have so many partners now, what's the point of eating just one?" Zhang Lei held a different opinion.
When feeding them every day, he would imagine them turning into delicacies in his mind, but he couldn't kill the chickens with his hands.
Li Yi suddenly looked sad and lowered his eyes: "Teacher Lin, do you know?"
Lin Dan was confused, what should I know?
Li Yi sighed, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and continued: "I have experienced too many separations since I was a child. I am very lonely and I hate separation."
Although I don’t know why the topic turned here, Lin Dan is a very good listener in the entire entertainment industry.
Hearing this, his face instantly became worried, and his expression of empathy was perfect.
Li Yi changed the subject, "Our partner will eventually leave us one day, so I want to keep this partner with us forever."
Lin Dan was speechless and patted Li Yi, "Keep it with you or keep it in your stomach?"
"Hahaha, I support it, we won 2:1." Zhang Lei applauded.
Just do it. Li Yi patted his butt and stood up. He went to the kitchen to find a kitchen knife and started sharpening it. He also asked the two of them whether they wanted to eat a rooster or a hen.
At this time, not only Lin Dan, but also Zhang Lei felt that he was trying to create a show effect and watched happily.
Until Li Yi walked out of the kitchen, placed the sharpened kitchen knife and a large bowl next to the water pressure well, and then walked into the chicken coop.
There were two hens and one rooster in the chicken coop. The hens had to be kept to lay eggs. Li Yi decisively targeted the rooster that had just raped so happily.
If you can’t hit the ball, what’s the use of keeping you!
As the chicken screamed "Oooh" several times, sand and a few chicken feathers flew up. Within a few seconds, Li Yi ran out clutching the chicken wings with one hand.
As he ran, he shouted excitedly: "Make a fire, help me boil a pot of water!"
Zhang Lei and Lin Dan realized something was wrong and stood up at the same time.
No, are you serious?
"Really, do you really want to boil water?"
Lin Dan tilted his head and asked Zhang Lei, he still couldn't believe this was true.
"Burn it."
When Zhang Lei saw that Li Yi was not joking, he seemed to be feeling young again, and he became a little excited.
He also divided the work, "Teacher Lin, you go boil the water, and I will help Brother Yi stop the people from the program team."
Lin Dan thought it was nonsense, but still smiled helplessly and entered the kitchen.
Lin Dan approached Li Yi while looking at the staff who were about to move.
At this time, Wang Huaizhong was not at the scene, and the staff did not know whether to stop him or not.
Some people say that this chicken is positioned as a companion in the show and cannot be killed.
Some people think that killing chickens is very effective in programs, especially for traffic. Who has seen such a scene?
Compared with some young chickens who have to go to the hospital after pricking their fingers with a needle, Li Yi's behavior of killing chickens is a huge contrast.
Guaranteed to become another famous variety show scene.
Everyone has their own opinions, and both sides feel that they are justified.
Xiao Zhang, the director of Li Yi's interview last time, did not participate in the debate. She only knew that Li Yi was taking the lead again.
Before these people could come up with an opinion, Li Yi quickly cut through the mess and took advantage of their argument to take action.
In the yard, Li Yi found a rope and tied the chicken's feet. The chicken's feet were a little black. Then he put the chicken on the ground and stepped on the chicken wings with his feet.
Hold the knife in one hand and hold the chicken head aside with the other. Pull out the chicken feathers where you are going to drop the knife and aim it at the mouth of the bowl.
As he raised the knife and lowered it, he seemed to hear a "hiss" sound, and the rooster began to flutter violently, making a sound like a sucking straw without water.
Two or three minutes later, the rooster fluttered twice and became completely silent.
The Shiba Inu and the blue cat in the pavilion seemed to be dumbfounded. They cowered and hid behind the pillars. How could this shit shoveler who has been waiting for us all day be so fierce?
Zhang Lei, who was standing next to him, and Lin Dan, who walked out of the kitchen after hearing the noise, were stunned by such a skilled chicken-killing technique.
They have never killed a chicken themselves, but they have seen it.
Generally, one person grasps the feet and wings, and one person cuts the knife to bleed. It requires the cooperation of two people to complete this work more conveniently and easily.
And Li Yi was alone from beginning to end.
They wanted to ask.
Did you kill chickens before you debuted?
"ox!"
Zhang Lei gave a thumbs up, then grinned and clapped his hands, "That's awesome, Brother Yi. You've already finished bleeding before I even had a chance to ask you if you need help."
"Brother Yi, the only brother in Mushroom House." Lin Dan said solemnly.
Although he didn't want things to develop to this point, all he could do at this time was wait and see whether the kiln chicken was delicious or not.
Li Yi smiled naively, looking like a sunny boy.
The cameraman who had been following closely carefully wiped off a drop of chicken blood on the lens, and then looked at Li Yi, who was smiling brightly in the lens, sunny and cheerful, like a boy next door.
He couldn't help scratching his head.
