"Express delivery sir, I'm an escort." I said and gave Heizi a roll of his eyes.
"It means the same thing." Heizi looked at me nonchalantly.
"There's a big difference. In the Escort Bureau, the escorts are there, but in the express delivery..." Zhou Jiaonan frowned as he said it. He must have had an unpleasant experience with online shopping.
"Then... give it a try?" I looked at everyone uncertainly.
"Try it." Unexpectedly, everyone agreed unanimously.
I dialed the number suspiciously, and the person who answered the phone was still that nice female voice.
"Okay, please wait a moment, we will arrange for the escort to come over immediately." The woman said and hung up the phone.
"I haven't said where I am yet?" I grabbed my phone stupidly and stared blankly at the people in front of me.
"People can intercept your calls and naturally locate your location. Just wait, I want to see who it is." Zhou Jiaonan said with a wicked smile.
"Are you trying to catch phone scammers?" I looked at her in surprise.
"I hope not." Looking at her expression, I guessed it right.
This girl is really not afraid of trouble, I couldn't help but mutter in my heart.
During the conversation, Mudan and Haitang had already tied up the ghost girl in tights. Mudan was good at tying up zombies, and now the woman had no chance of breaking free.
"What should we do now?" Haitang came over and looked at me.
"Let's wait until the people from the escort agency arrive." I frowned and looked out of the woods. I didn't believe they could find us in the woods.
"Go away..." But the woman who was tied up behind him suddenly roared.
The three of us looked for the sound and saw Heizi running away in despair.
"What did you do?" Seeing that the three women's eyes were wrong, I quickly chased after Heizi to avoid the three women.
"I just asked her if she was thirsty and if she wanted to drink water..." Heizi looked aggrieved, and he did hold a bottle of mineral water in his hand.
"She is from the underworld." I looked at Heizi with a half-smile.
"Because of this..." Heizi stopped talking.
"Because of guilt?" I lowered my voice.
"A little..." Heizi said and turned to look at the woman again.
"What are you looking at?" A sharp voice came, and Zhou Jiaonan grabbed the woman's windbreaker and covered her up.
"It's so impolite to wear such strange clothes when you go out..." Zhou Jiaonan was still angry and cursed again at the woman lying on the ground.
"What did you two do just now?" Zhou Jiaonan thought that we would be fine, but he pointed the finger at us again.
"What does it have to do with me?" I looked innocent and a little angry, but I didn't dare to express my anger.
"What did you do to me?" Zhou Jiaonan glared at Heizi, looking like a gangster.
"Who do you think I am? I just asked her if she wanted to drink water..." Heizi is more innocent than me. From what I know about him, he does have both heart and courage.
"Bring it here." Zhou Jiaonan took two steps forward, and Heizi and I stepped back in fear.
"Give me the water." Zhou Jiaonan said and stretched out his hand.
Heizi then tremblingly handed over the mineral water in his hand.
Heizi and I looked at each other and couldn't figure out Zhou Jiaonan's intention for a moment. Unexpectedly, she walked up to the woman and squatted down.
I thought she was going to abuse her, but I didn't expect that she very gently put the water to the woman's mouth.
"It's not poisonous." Seeing that the woman didn't drink, Zhou Jiaonan lifted it up, took a sip, and handed it over.
"Gudong..." It seemed that the woman was really thirsty. She glanced at Zhou Jiaonan and started drinking heavily.
At this moment, there was the roar of an engine outside the forest. As soon as I looked over, I saw a very eye-catching red motorcycle rushing over.
"You really know how to find a place..." Before we could react, the person in the car spoke first.
She's a woman, but that's not the point. The point is that she wears a tight leather jacket, and her figure is comparable to the one we caught.
The only difference is that there is an extra helmet and an extra backpack on the back.
"Shameless..." Zhou Jiaonan, who had just finished feeding the woman water, stood up and cursed at the motorcycle girl.
"Where are the escorts?" The motorcycle girl didn't know whether she was too lazy to pay attention to Zhou Jiaonan or simply didn't hear her. She took off her helmet and looked at us.
I was still muttering to myself that Zhou Jiaonan had never worn such an outfit before. This sudden beauty embarrassed Heizi and I who were still admiring her leather jacket.
We quickly avoided each other's eyes, but with just one glance, we could tell that the woman's appearance was by no means inferior to the three women.
"How do we know that you are really from the Taoist Escort Agency?" Haitang was feeling a little unhappy at the moment when two women were competing with each other one after another.
"Haha, this is a token." The motorcycle girl said and pulled out a sign from her lower back.
Haitang frowned, and she and Mudan came forward to greet him at the same time. Zhou Jiaonan ignored the previous scolding, and now also came forward.
We didn't dare to step forward to see what the token looked like, but judging from Haitang's expression, the token should be real.
As for how she distinguishes authenticity, we didn't think much about it at the time. I guess Kuroko, like me, closed her eyes and thought about tight leather clothes.
"How much?" Haitang asked.
"Since you have a good reputation, I can give you a discount. Let's count these two items as 10,000 yuan." The motorcycle girl smiled when she talked about money.
"Ten thousand?" Money fan Heizi couldn't sit still.
"Yes, ten thousand for each item." The motorcycle girl looked at Heizi with a smile and replied.
"Ten thousand, just ten thousand..." A tight smile convinced Heizi, and his tone became gentle.
"You are sick, 20,000 yuan..." I couldn't help but raise my hand and shine it on Heizi's head.
"That's right, your price is a steal." Zhou Jiaonan was not convinced and looked up and down at the motorcycle girl in front of him.
This motorcycle girl was about the same height as Zhou Jiaonan, but her figure was several grades higher. Zhou Jiaonan's jealousy was written all over her face.
"Don't give it away? That means the escort was withdrawn midway. The liquidated damages are 10,000. Give me the money and I'll leave." The motorcycle girl ignored Zhou Jiaonan's eyes and stretched out her hand directly.
"You..." Zhou Jiaonan said and wanted to take action, but fortunately Mudan stopped her in time.
Fortunately, she didn't do anything. I felt something was wrong when this motorcycle girl appeared. Now it seems that this person's cultivation level is definitely above all of us.
It's not that I can feel her power, but the big black guy next to me has been acting very well-behaved since this woman appeared. He lay at my feet and kept wagging his tail at the woman.
Naturally, Heizi also noticed Dahei's performance. He glanced at Dahei and walked towards the motorcycle girl.
"Send it, we will send it." Heizi smiled extremely charmingly.
"Cash or transfer." The motorcycle girl seemed to only care about money and didn't pay attention to Heizi's expression.
"Transfer money." Heizi said and took out his mobile phone.
Zhou Jiaonan wanted to say something else, but Haitang and Peony directly pulled him to me.
"Everyone in the Taoist Escort Agency is very powerful, but you must not offend them." Haitang reminded in a low voice.
"It's not just about strength. If it's a real Taoist escort agency, no one would dare not give it face. This Taoist escort agency is more mysterious than the ghost gate." Mudan also explained.
"You don't know if it's true or not?" I looked at the two girls in surprise.
"Looking at Dahei's performance, it should be true." Haitang's words made me dumbfounded.
"I thought you saw something..." I glanced at Dahei with a wry smile.
It turns out that Haitang turned her head not to look at me, but at Dahei. She blamed me for only paying attention to the figure of the motorcycle girl.
"I feel that her strength is not simple. It is estimated that her strength is much higher than that..." Haitang was naturally talking about the tied up ghost girl.
"Okay, happy to cooperate. I will notify you when the escort arrives." The motorcycle girl put away her phone. It seemed that Heizi had already paid.
"Wait a minute." Seeing that the motorcycle girl was about to get on the motorcycle, Heizi raised his hand to stop her.
"No phone number, no personal contact information. If you have escorts to send, just call your number." It seems that this is not the first time that the motorcycle girl escorts escorts. Heizi is definitely not the first one to be attracted by her beauty and figure. Impressed people.
"I still have a escort to give away." Heizi didn't mind, he just smiled silly at the motorcycle girl.
"Are you crazy? What else do you want to give away?" I quickly ran over and tugged on Heizi's lapel. I was really worried that this guy would suddenly open his mouth and want to give me away.
This is not impossible. If this kid suffers from cerebral thrombosis, he can do anything.
If he wants to sit on someone else's motorcycle and have a story with the motorcycle girl, it would be in line with the boy's thoughts.