But this fake Taoist priest also has no brains. How can ordinary people be as tall as Liang Feng, so they have to stand on stilts.
I'm too lazy to think about the specific reasons. Anyway, after I believe this, this fake Taoist priest will no longer dare to trick people by attracting ghosts.
But this matter is not over yet, Liang Feng is still there.
"Master, what should we do now?" Liang Feng turned to look at us.
Of course, the communication between us must be from heart to heart, and others cannot hear it.
"I can only wrong you..." I have no choice. It seems that we still have to solve the problems in this village.
If we want to solve the problem, we must first let everyone believe in me.
"That Taoist priest is fake..." I don't know who shouted again, which completely woke everyone up.
"What should I do... This seems to be a zombie..." The village chief turned to look at everyone with a grimace. At this moment, his expression was more terrifying than that of a zombie.
Liang Feng naturally understood my intention, and rushed over with all his teeth and claws. Everyone wanted to run away, but when Liang Feng was so frightened, the few people who stood up completely lost their legs and fell to the ground.
Seeing everyone crying and shouting for help on the ground, I knew it was time for me to take action.
I stood up and rushed towards Liang Feng, and there was a worried cry "cousin..." from behind me.
It seems that his cousin still values friendship, and I will have a few drinks with him when I get back.
Before everyone could recover, Liang Feng and I were already wrestling with each other. Of course, it wasn't a real fight. I absorbed the acting skills of the fake Taoist priests, just to make the fight look better.
"Who is your cousin?" When everyone behind me came to their senses, I felt that the time was almost here.
I took out an invisibility charm and put it on Liang Feng's forehead. Liang Feng and I thought about it, and naturally stopped moving immediately, with both hands still maintaining the previous posture.
"Taoist people." I turned around and replied.
"Yes, my cousin is a Taoist master, a true Taoist priest." His cousin's adaptability is indeed worthy of the title of his cousin.
"Forgive me for being blind, master, heavenly master, please help us." The village chief reacted the fastest and took the lead in begging.
"Okay, let me get rid of this evil spirit first." I said and took out a small gourd.
In fact, Liang Feng entered my Qiankun Bracelet, but I held the small gourd in my left hand. How could these ordinary people understand it?
Such a big Liang Feng just disappeared on the spot. This time everyone was completely convinced of me and kowtowed to me directly on the ground.
"Master, am I doing well?" Liang Feng asked proudly.
"Not bad, not bad. I'll ask my junior brother to give you a bottle of good wine." I was very happy in my heart.
Originally, I didn't want to gain people's trust in this way. If the fake Taoist priest didn't cheat money, I was ready to resolve the matter privately.
"Get up, my cousin's business is my business." Now that the play has begun, let it continue.
"Oh, why didn't you tell me earlier when you have such a wise man next to you?" The village chief smiled and got up, frowning and looking at his cousin.
"My cousin kept hiding his identity in order to expose the hypocrisy of the fake Taoist priest." His cousin's mouth was indeed exactly the same as his cousin's.
"Master, I'm sorry, I can't see the mountains." The village chief took two steps forward, cupped his fists and bowed to me again.
Everyone quickly followed the village chief and saluted, but his cousin looked proud at this moment.
Human beings are really weird. They were so scared before, but now it's like nothing happened.
Therefore, it makes sense that all fear comes from insufficient firepower.
"Okay, don't be like this. The focus right now is the drought." It's enough if the goal is achieved, and I don't like others to do this to me.
"Master, does that mean we have offended the land?" The village chief seemed to be unable to get out of the concept of the land's father-in-law.
"Since it is land, how can it harm the land? These are all lies made by the fake Taoist priests." I must establish my decent image at this moment.
"That's right, that's right..." Everyone was obeying my words at this moment.
Seeing how pious they all looked, I was about to punish the fake Taoist priest. How could I bear to lie to people like this?
"Then what exactly have we offended?" The village chief's attitude was now very low.
"I'm not sure for the moment, but don't worry, I will definitely handle this matter before leaving." In fact, I already have an idea in my mind, but I still need to confirm it.
"Master, what's the cost?" the village chief said and looked at everyone.
"We will pay as much as we want." Everyone immediately raised their hands to vote without any hesitation.
"No money, not a penny." I smiled and waved my hand.
"This is the true Taoist style. This is the blessing of our village..." Everyone was stunned for a long time. Under the leadership of the village chief, they all spoke eloquently and praised me to the sky.
After finally rejecting everyone's offer to kill pigs and sheep, he followed his cousin on the motorcycle and headed towards where he came from.
The car parked on the side of the road had long disappeared. Originally, I thought about asking Wei Yucheng to deal with the fake Taoist priest, but if I hurt someone, I would deviate from Taoism.
If this fake Taoist priest continues to cheat, he will get into trouble one day. I just need to deal with the current affairs in the village.
Along the way, his cousin changed completely. He started talking and couldn't stop talking, and all he said were compliments.
When he learned that we were all Taoists, he got even more emotional and scolded himself first. Seeing him slap his thigh in anger, I was quite frightened.
Fortunately, the motorcycle was quite stable and didn't take me into the field.
As soon as we returned to his cousin's house, his cousin told his cousin's sister-in-law my story. The third daughter and Heizi listened and looked at me from time to time.
His cousin has such a mouth, it would be a pity not to tell stories, but I think it would be okay to talk about cross talk.
This simple story was so packaged up by his cousin that it was so hyped that his cousin's sister-in-law's eyes completely changed when she looked at me.
"Okay, it's not that exaggerated..." I couldn't listen anymore and quickly raised my hand to interrupt.
The main reason is that the way the third woman and Heizi look at me is a bit wrong at the moment. They feel that I am a fake Taoist priest and a liar.
After all, besides Liang Feng, who else could be the zombie in his cousin's mouth?
"Hurry up and return the money to the master..." After hearing what his cousin said, his cousin immediately took out the red note from her pocket.
"Master, I'm sorry, I'm obsessed with money. You must not be as knowledgeable as me..." His cousin had borrowed the money and gave it to Heizi.
"One code equals one code. This is our accommodation fee." How could Heizi take back the money.
Although this guy is obsessed with money, he also divides people and things.
"Take it, this money will always be with us. You can ward off evil spirits by taking it with you." Seeing that they kept pushing and pushing it away, I had no choice but to step forward to mediate.
"This...isn't good..." His cousin's eyes widened when he heard what I said.
He said no, but his hand honestly stuffed the money into his pocket.
"Master, what kind of filth has happened in our village?" His cousin came over at this time and gave his cousin a look, probably because she blamed him for not giving her the money to ward off evil spirits.
To say that his cousin's story-telling ability is indeed good, I also got some information from his telling that I didn't pay attention to.
However, I didn't rush to answer his cousin's sister-in-law. Instead, I focused on Mudan. If I guessed correctly, the thing this time should be Mudan's strength.
When everyone saw me looking at Peony, they also looked at Peony. At this time, Peony was lowering his head and thinking about something.
"Why are you all looking at me?" As if sensing our eyes, Mudan suddenly raised her head and asked in surprise.
"Hey, I'm a little hungry..." We have been together for so long, how could Heizi not understand what we are thinking at the moment.
"How can you let the master go hungry? Haven't you been preparing dinner?" His cousin was unhappy and yelled at his cousin-in-law.
In fact, it can be seen that his cousin's status at home is not very good at home, so he is using the topic to make use of it.
"Okay, okay, go right away." After all, this matter concerns us, and his cousin didn't dare to be angry with his cousin, so she turned around and ran towards the kitchen.
"Let's go help." The three women said and stepped forward.
"No, no, no, you rest, I'll go..." His cousin stopped in front with a bitter look on his face.
"What do you think it is?" Mudan asked suddenly when his cousin entered the kitchen.
