Buzz…
Xu Bo'an suddenly felt that the power of incense and fire suddenly trembled.
what's the situation?
It seems that when I thought that "basketball is my weakness", my incense will tremble.
Weakness!
Is it possible? We admit that we are weak, but are we still not satisfied?
Such a character?
This... is correct. With a super golden finger like Xianghuo Yuli, we, Lao Xu, can be called a multi-faceted expert and a hexagonal warrior. We have absolutely no weaknesses.
Okay, you are amazing, you are noble!
You are so capable, can you help me give birth to a child?
"Buzz..."
The power of the incense trembled.
I throw it, it’s really good! It's so cold, I don't dare to talk nonsense.
Before modern technology allowed men to have children, it would not be a good thing if he really performed such a shocking feat.
Then you are so awesome, can you not only make me infinitely strong, but also let me create a stone that I can't lift?
This time, Xianghuo Yuanli remained motionless, as if frightened by Xu Boyan's matryoshka-like manipulation.
Hehe, Xianghuo Yuanli, Xianghuo Yuanli, I admit that you are awesome.
It's just that it would be a waste to spend such precious time and energy on basketball.
Moreover, with my current physical fitness and various abilities, even if I don't strengthen basketball sports alone, my level is still much higher than the average person's level when playing basketball.
Thinking of this, Xu Boan casually tore off a piece of calendar paper from the desk calendar in front of him, pinched it casually, balled up a paper ball the size of a red date, and threw it into the trash can five meters away.
"Whoosh", accurate hit.
Xu Bo'an nodded slightly with satisfaction, locked the door, and went into the suite to take a lunch break.
After all, the time at noon was short, so Xu Boan was too lazy to go back to the apartment.
Xu Boan has a habit of taking a lunch break.
Not only Xu Bo'an, but almost all construction units have such a good tradition.
Because most of the projects are out of town and cannot go home, and there is nothing to do after lunch, everyone will take a break.
After falling asleep, Xu Bo'an briefly processed a few documents, and then took out the bonsai.
He had to watch the little guys take out the bottle caps after they finished dividing the beer.
There were several plastic bottle caps he put in this time. If not taken out, these plastics appear too much in the bonsai world and can easily get out of control.
After all, this stuff is a non-degradable harmful substance. If it is littered everywhere, it will not be good for the environment of this world.
Soon, Xu Boan glanced around the world inside the bonsai.
There are many little guys here in Kaoshan Village, and the ice cubes and beer have been distributed.
The city guard and Jin Dajian's few people working at the mountain temple still had a lot of beer left because there were few people.
What makes Xu Boan most helpless is that even though he repeatedly emphasized not to drink too much.
But many people still drank too much.
It's just that everyone's physique is different, so this matter is not easy to control. It seems that I will have to reward him with less beer in the future.
At worst, it would be good to use soda drinks like Coke and Sprite instead.
However, this matter needs to be taken seriously. Otherwise, even though I have told you not to drink too much, and there are still people who dare to get drunk, if they are not punished, this will not weaken the power of the oracle of my majestic mountain god!
"Li Kanshan, let's count how many drunk people there are and when they are rewarded next time. These people will not be rewarded."
Li Kanshan, who was tending heaven and earth in the field, quickly put down his hoe, knelt down on the ground and said: "In compliance with the will of Grandpa Mountain God, I have informed these people before and punished them with not eating. This matter is all due to my poor management. , I am willing to join them in accepting the punishment from Grandpa Mountain God."
Xu Bo'an was noncommittal and did not continue the topic. Instead, he looked at the large area of reclaimed wasteland and asked, "Have you thought about what to plant in these reclaimed wastelands?"
Li Kanshan replied: "In the words of the Mountain God, the most suitable crop for us to grow here is coarse wheat, but this year there is a drought and there is no harvest.
But everyone has nothing to do when they are idle, so why not cultivate some fields first? It rained not long ago.
Sow seeds while the ground is still moist. If the drought is alleviated, you can still get some harvest. "
Xu Bo'an frowned slightly, thought for a while, and said, "Because of your hard work and hard life, I can solve some water problems for you."
When Li Kanshan heard this, he bowed his head in excitement and said, "Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God, for your blessing!"
Xu Bo'an faced all the little people in the bonsai and said loudly: "After one stick of incense, I will bring rain to this place. From now on, as long as you have good intentions and work hard, I will protect this place with good weather and good weather." "
Suddenly, in the world of bonsai, scenes of people kowtow and kneel down can be seen everywhere, and words of prayer and thanksgiving can be heard everywhere.
Xu Bo'an took out the atomizer that was sent to him from the infirmary a few days ago. After filling it with pure water, the atomizer started working.
After trying the operation for a few times, Xu Boan became familiar with the use and process of the atomizer.
Soon, Xu Bo'an pointed the atomizer's mist outlet at the sky and the earth inside the bonsai.
Normally, small water droplets are insignificant, but once they enter the world of bonsai, they become raindrops the size of mung beans.
Xu Bo'an secretly thought that it was reliable. Fortunately, he discovered the atomizer. If it used a coarse-hole nozzle such as a shower head, it would directly penetrate the roof when it rained and knock people down.
As the mist created by the atomizer enters the basin, the mist falls quickly.
In an instant, sweet rain fell.
The bonsai world suddenly burst into laughter.
"Oh my God, it's really raining."
"It's amazing, there are no dark clouds building up and it's actually starting to rain."
When Xu Bo'an heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched, good guy, it seems that there are too many flaws in his magical power.
Cloudless rain is indeed a bit unjustifiable.
But soon, someone refuted the previous person's statement.
"What do you know? This is the rain that the mountain god has dropped for us. It is not the cloud god and the rain master who is making clouds and rain. Where does it come from so much care? If it rains, it will be fine."
"That's right, maybe this rainwater is still the inventory of Grandpa Mountain God."
"I'm so touched. Grandpa Mountain God is so kind to us."
"Yes, we must not let down Grandpa Mountain God's high expectations."
"By the way, hurry up, go home and get the pots and pans out to get water."
For a time, people rushed home and took out various tools to collect water.
After a while, the bottle of pure water was consumed, and finally the atomizer artificial rainfall was completed.
The world of bonsai is finally getting wet.
It's a pity that Xu Bo'an took a closer look and saw that the little guys who came out to collect water with pots, pans and other things had not received much water.
The soil that has been reclaimed from heaven and earth is not moist enough.
Xu Bo'an simply filled a large bucket of pure water, poured water into the atomizer continuously, and then repeated the above rainfall action until most of the bucket was consumed. Only then did the soil in the bonsai world become moist enough.
After working hard for half an afternoon, Xu Boan finally completed the rainfall operation with enough precipitation.
After going to the bathroom to wash his hands, Xu Bo'an shook his head helplessly.
It is simply not an option to continue like this.
Even if it rains, I am so exhausted. If this place continues to be dry for another year and a half, I will die from exhaustion if I want to help.
Although small modifications can be made to make the atomizer more convenient for connecting to the bucket, due to the confidentiality of your bonsai, you have to be prepared to put it away at any time. If it is so cumbersome, it will not be convenient for you.
No, you have to think of a once and for all solution. It would be best to keep it in the bonsai all the time. Like that earth building, you can put it away at any time according to your spiritual thoughts.
Xu Bo'an thought about it over and over, but he didn't have any good ideas.
Xu Bo'an suddenly thought of a website called "Encyclopedia of Embarrassing Things" that he had seen a few days ago. The funny words on it suddenly inspired Xu Bo'an.
There are hundreds of embarrassments every year, but some embarrassment friends have analyzed it.
When you are unsure about something, you can ask about it. If you don’t know, you can ask Gou Pu. If Gou Pu doesn’t work, then ask Hu Pu!
If the tiger pounces unanswered, ask Qiandu about internal affairs, and ask Maige about foreign affairs.
These are the most important channels for solving problems summarized by embarrassing netizens.
After thinking about it, Xu Boan posted his problem on the Goupu forum.
There is no special reason, just because Xu Boan happens to have an account on the Goupu Forum.
Soon, Xu Boan's question appeared in the most popular gossip column.
"I want to ask, the whole family has to go out, and the potted plants at home need continuous water supply for a period of time. Please give me some advice and suggestions from netizens."
After thinking about it, Xu Boan was worried that no one would reply to the post, so he directly used his money ability.
"Those who reply will be given one thousand Goupu coins. Those who provide effective solutions will have their rewards multiplied by ten."
Soon, Xu Boan's post received a reply.
"Simple, just get a basin of water and place it next to the potted plant. Then take a wet towel and place both ends in the water and the potted plant respectively. You can achieve the effect you need."
Well, the method is a good one, but the water we use is not only used as domestic water, but also as survival water. It needs to be drank. Using a towel will not only supply water too slowly, but also cause pollution. This method is a bit too risky. .
But if there is really no other way, it is possible, but you have to teach them to filter it.
Soon, a second responder appeared.
"Occupying the building, the front row sells cigarettes, beer drinks, mineral water, eight-treasure porridge and instant noodles."
Xu Bo'an was speechless for a while. This is not good. He forgot about the melon seeds.
The third respondent was even speechless.
"Put the potted plant under the faucet, and let the water drip from the faucet. Remember the Gou Pu coins."
The method worked, but it wasn't suitable for Xu Bo'an.
Xu Bo'an was not persistent. He went out for a walk in the company courtyard and gave people the feeling that the leader was still there before returning to the office.
In this short time, more netizens have responded.
After all, such a large bounty is still very tempting.
Soon, Xu Boan chose his favorite method.
"Go to the drugstore and buy a disposable syringe. Note that it is a long tubular syringe used for infusion.
At the same time, you also need to buy a bottle of glucose or sodium chloride injection, pour out the liquid inside, fill it with pure water, and hang the bottle according to the method of hanging a bottle.
Finally, insert the syringe and adjust the water flow rate. This problem can be solved. In addition, it is strongly recommended to use glucose, pour it out and drink it without wasting it. Sodium chloride tastes so bad that I can’t bear it! "
Wonderful, why didn’t I think of it, Lao Xu?
That’s it, let’s use this method!
Xu Bo'an quickly closed the post, and followed the rules mentioned before, and rewarded the full amount of the reward.
Then, Xu Boan carefully looked at the terrain inside the bonsai.
After a while, Xu Boan gradually had a plan in his mind.
With just one call, he found the syringes and glucose he needed.
Then, Xu Boan got up and rummaged around, and found a small spoon made of 304 stainless steel with a long handle from his desk, which he bought when he was drinking coffee.
He also picked up a small tea knife that looked like a sword from under the sea of tea.
After thinking for a while, he took out a large nail from the small tool box in the iron cabinet and started construction.
First, insert a stainless steel coffee spoon into the bonsai and start digging a hole.
In the bonsai world, the little people are dumbfounded.
I saw a dazzling flash of silver light, and then, an extremely huge shovel came from the sky and slowly fell.
Even if it is not placed vertically, it is still as tall as a big tree in the mountain forest.
Just the duck-egg-shaped shovel surface is two or three people tall.
If this shovel goes down, an ordinary house can be dug away with a shovel.
Then, the little people saw the shovel moving on its own.
First, he knocked lightly on the cliff, and then there was a loud noise.
Then, the shovel suddenly moved and inserted into a flat ground at the foot of the mountain.
When he pulled it out again, there was a shovel full of dry soil mixed with rocks, which was easily thrown aside.
Immediately afterwards, the big shovel moved again, and at the foot of the mountain, a pit the size of a wheat field appeared.
Xu Bo'an looked at his results with satisfaction. After taking back the spoon, he inserted the nails and tea knife into the bonsai and continued working.
In the eyes of the villagers, as soon as they saw the big shovel leave, something that looked like the magic weapon given by the mountain god fell down.
Although this thing is similar to the divine weapon, it is dozens of times thicker than the divine weapon.
Along with it, there was a huge sword. The two tools went back and forth, and in a short while, a day-long passage was carved out of the mountain cliff.
"Is this the magical power of Grandpa Mountain God?" someone asked.
"It should be, otherwise, who else could have such great magical powers."
"But what is Grandpa Mountain God going to do?"
"I don't know. Could it be that they have to dig a mountain road for us for a day?"
"Are you kidding me? Are you sure you can climb up such a steep and rugged road?"
"Stop arguing, just keep watching. Grandpa Mountain God will definitely tell us the purpose."
After digging a gully from the top of the mountain to the foot of the mountain, Xu Bo'an took a section of the infusion set tube used for hanging bottles, gently removed the needle, and then pressed the tube section by section into the ravine he had just dug. , jamming the hose into the rock wall as much as possible.
The other end of the tube spread directly to the top of the mountain and was inserted into an infusion bottle filled with Nongfu Spring.
Then, Xu Boan gently pushed the small pulley on the infusion set, and the water flowed out of the bottle of Nongfu Spring, slowly entered the tube of the infusion set, and fell slowly.
Finally, after passing through the transparent hose embedded in the cliff, it dropped into the pit that Xu Boan had dug in advance.
Xu Bo'an watched the first drop of artificial mountain spring water fall with great expectation. The next moment, he shook his head in depression.
He saw with his own eyes that as soon as the water entered the pit, it was instantly absorbed by the dirt at the bottom of the pit.
(End of chapter)
