Su Yang went out.
He also carried a machete.
The terrifying momentum made Zhu Gaochi scream.
"Brother-in-law!"
"Listen to my explanation!"
"I came here because I heard there was a change in the army!"
"I never thought that General Xu Xiang had solved it. I can't sleep now, so I wanted to drag you to enjoy the night sky!"
"I admire you, uncle!" Su Yang was furious, "If I don't chop you into pieces today, you damn fat man, my surname will not be Su!"
"Killing someone! Help!"
Chu Xiong, the commander of the Forbidden Army, and Tou Jiayi, the leader of the secret guards, sat together. A group of Forbidden Army and secret guards were also chatting with each other, with no intention of going up to help.
"Jiayi, do you think that when the young master knows the true identity of the prince, will he regret doing this today?"
Jia Yi looked at the wine bottle handed over by Chu Xiong and shook his head lightly.
The secret guards are the dead soldiers trained by the Yan Palace. They mainly protect the senior officials of the Yan Palace and spy on the court intelligence. Therefore, they must keep their heads clear at all times. This means that they are not allowed to drink alcohol for life, unless His Highness the Prince of Yan speaks in person. Give them this favor.
"No!" Jia Yi raised the corner of his mouth slightly, "Don't you understand the master's temperament?"
"Not to mention the Crown Prince of Yan, even if he is His Highness, he will be beaten if he is beaten."
"Tsk, tsk, what you said is a bit treasonous!" Chu Xiong joked meaningfully.
The two of them can be regarded as close friends, and they don't have any worries when talking.
"But have you ever thought about it, if Prince Zhu Di of Yan successfully pacifies Nan, then the eldest son will become the crown prince!"
"This scene in front of me will be part of the prince's dark history, right? Haha!"
Jia Yi glanced at him disdainfully and said with a faint smile: "You don't understand the Crown Prince. If he really becomes the Crown Prince of the Ming Dynasty, it will be a blessing to the people of the Ming Dynasty!"
"Yeah, you're chatting to death again!"
Jiayi shrugged helplessly.
"You really don't want to go up and help?"
Chu Xiong looked at the howling prince who was being chased, and couldn't help but ask again.
Jiayi still smiled and shook his head, showing no intention of getting up.
"What to do?"
"Young master is helping the prince lose weight!"
"Let the two of them cause trouble! This scene is really rare!"
Most of the soldiers who died in the Jiayiyan Palace were orphans in the army. They grew up with Zhu Gaochi, Zhu Gaoxu, Ma Sanbao and others, so they had very deep feelings.
In the past, when I was a child, I could often see the young masters of Prince Yan's Mansion howling and screaming as they were chased and beaten by Prince Yan.
But since His Highness King Yan decided to raise troops to quell Jingnan, this heartwarming scene has never been seen again.
Now that I suddenly saw this scene, I really miss it!
Less than half an hour later, Zhu Gaochi collapsed on the ground sweating profusely, breathing heavily.
"It can't be done, it can't be done!"
"Brother-in-law, I can't afford to get up. Please spare me!"
Su Yang: "???"
Damn it?
Could you please stop talking like that?
Is it easy for others to misunderstand?
Su Yang glared at him angrily.
"Don't call me brother-in-law, call me Huai Min!"
"Huai Min? Is this your calligraphy?"
"Well, Huai Min is not asleep either!"
"..."
Chu Xiong was very discerning and sent two chairs and several jars of wine.
Su Yang and Big Pangpang just sat on the chairs, looking at the beautiful starry sky, and started chatting.
"Brother, your body..."
"It's a disease, I know!"
Zhu Gaochi took a sip of the wine and looked a little sad.
"I was born obese, and as I grow older, my body shape keeps growing. No matter how much I diet, it doesn't work!"
"As early as when I was a child, a doctor diagnosed me and concluded that I would not live to be thirty in this life!"
Zhu Gaochi looked gloomy and drank the wine one mouthful after another.
"It's precisely because of this body that I'm very unlovable, but there's nothing I can do about it. Not to mention trying to lose weight, if I move even a little bit, my body won't be able to bear it."
"There is something wrong with my legs now. I guess I won't be able to hold on for a few more years!"
Upon hearing this, Su Yang's expression suddenly became serious.
This symptom of natural obesity is indeed a disease. Due to genetic problems, the metabolism of substances in the body is slow, which is what later generations often say "you can gain weight even if you drink water"!
Although Su Yang understood the cause of the disease, it was basically impossible to treat Big Fatty.
This disease can either be treated with medication or liposuction surgery, and then you can lose weight by controlling your diet and exercising regularly!
But with the current medical level of this era, it is basically impossible to do it.
Unless Big Fatty can control his diet and insist on exercising for a long time, he will only get fatter and fatter, and eventually cause a series of diseases, such as coronary heart disease, hypertension, cerebral thrombosis and a series of internal diseases.
When the organs in his body can no longer withstand the high pressure brought by the fat, they will either become diseased or collapse, directly killing him!
The blood vessels in other people's bodies are filled with blood, but the blood vessels in your body are filled with fat. If this goes on for a long time, it's no wonder that there won't be any problems with your body!
When he thought of this, Su Yang looked a little sad.
"Brother, stop eating and drinking, keep exercising, and I will give you some dietary prescriptions. You will definitely be able to live another ten or eight years!"
As soon as these words came out, Zhu Gaochi's eyes suddenly lit up.
If you live for ten or eight more years, you can at least live into your thirties or forties!
In this era, it is considered normal for a person to die at the age of forty.
"Huaimin, you are so kind to me!"
"...I'll go to the uncle's house!"
Su Yang roared angrily.
"Damn fat man, are you okay?"
"If it's okay, get out of here, I'm going back to sleep!"
"Hey..." Zhu Gaochi immediately became anxious. He hadn't mentioned the business yet.
"That brother-in-law, there is really a small matter."
Su Yang's expression remained unchanged, as if he had expected it.
Based on his understanding of Big Fatty, this damn fat guy is the master who goes to the Three Treasures Hall for everything. It’s no wonder that he’s fine!
"Hurry up and tell me what's going on?"
"It's the same thing as last time. Everyone in Prince Yan's Mansion doesn't know how to create auspiciousness!"
Big Fatty smiled and explained: "His Royal Highness King Yan is ready to claim that he is the reincarnation of Emperor Zhenwu, but he really doesn't understand the auspicious miracles."
"Huh?" Su Yang was a little confused, "Where are Dao Yan, Jin Zhong and Yuan Gong?"
"A monk who rings bells, a fortune teller, a fortune teller, isn't it their specialty to pretend to be gods and ghosts?"
I have to admit that Zhu Di has some good knowledge of people.
The three great counselors who started his career were Dao Yan, Jin Zhong and Yuan Gong. They were a monk, a fortune teller and a fortune teller. They didn't look like a serious combination.
However, they relied on the advice of these three people to force their way into Jinling and conquer the Ming Dynasty!
"Of course you can do ordinary little tricks."
"But the key problem is that we have to convince hundreds of thousands of Yan Army soldiers to believe this!"
"So this is indeed a bit embarrassing. The three of them are afraid that there is nothing they can do!"
Su Yang nodded helplessly after hearing this, with some vague thoughts in his mind.
It just so happens that a glass workshop has also been built, so I can try using these colorless glasses!
What a miracle!
So auspicious!
Anyway, it’s something that ordinary people and soldiers can’t understand!
As long as you understand this, wouldn't the problem be simple?
