Zhu Gaojie never expected that such a great god would come to the world in his mind.
According to the understanding of ancient people, Zhu Gaojie belongs to the category of "hearing and hearing falsely". "Lingshu Epilepsy" has an explanation: "crazy, seeing falsely with the eyes and hearing falsely with the ears." It is caused by the rash action of liver fire and phlegm confusing the heart orifices. Occasionally have auditory hallucinations.
If interpreted in modern terms, Zhu Gaojie suffered from schizophrenia, and it was not an ordinary schizophrenia, but a severe form of schizophrenia. However, the schizophrenic personality is generally an expansion of the original thinking and cognition. Although it has the ability to think independently, to put it simply, the ability of the split personality will not exceed the scope.
If it is the split personality of an elementary school student, then this personality will only have the knowledge reserve of an elementary school student. If you take a calculus book and ask this split personality to solve it, he will definitely be confused.
But neither "hearing" or "schizophrenia" are enough to describe Zhu Gaojie's situation. He has an independent spiritual world in his mind, and his split personality is not limited to Zhu Gaojie's knowledge reserve, but a vivid historical figure.
Qin Emperor, Human Slaughter, Soldier Immortal, Tang Zong, Hero, Champion, Prime Minister of Qin, Bragging General... And now, there is another father of computers.
John von Neumann, a pioneer of the scientific and technological revolution, one of the most outstanding scientists of the 20th century, a consultant and important participant in the Manhattan Project...
Cao Cao asked curiously: "Xiao Zhu, who is this buddy?"
Zhu Gaojie thought for a while and said: "This guy's name is Lao Feng. How should I say... He can't fight and doesn't understand politics. You know Mozi. This guy's profession is similar to Mozi's."
Boss Cao suddenly realized: "So that's it, I understand, this guy is here to preach? Is he a man of love and non-aggression?"
Zhu Gaojie was ashamed: "He is not engaged in preaching, he is engaged in research and development."
Cao Cao became a little excited: "I understand this. Ask him if he can create a Yuan Rongnu. Damn, I was beaten badly by this thing at that time."
The Yuanrong crossbow can fire ten arrows at a time and has strong firepower, but its size and weight are too large to be used by a single soldier. It is mainly used to defend cities and camps. Because it was developed by Zhuge Prime Minister of the Han Dynasty, later generations called it the "Zhuge Liannu" .
Later, the great inventor Ma Jun wanted to improve it and make it a fifty-arrow repeating crossbow with greater power. However, because the production process was very complicated and required very high craftsman skills, the arrows used had to be specially made. It was not mass-produced and was lost after the fall of the Shu Han Dynasty.
Zhu Gaojie bit the bullet and asked "Old Feng" in English. Von Neumann looked confused after hearing this.
"Old Feng" pondered for a moment and then said: "I don't know what a Yuanrong crossbow is, but I can make an atomic bomb, well, I can also make a hydrogen bomb."
Oppenheimer, the father of the "atomic bomb", deeply repented after the explosion of the atomic bomb. He felt that the birth of the atomic bomb was a mistake, and Einstein also made relevant remarks. All scientists who participated in the Manhattan Project at that time had some regrets.
Only Von Neumann never regretted the atomic bombing.
Zhu Gaojie translated the original text of Lao Feng's words to Cao Cao. After hearing this, Boss Cao had the same confused expression as Lao Feng just now: "What is an atomic bomb? What is a hydrogen bomb?"
After listening to Zhu Gaojie's translation, Lao Feng looked at Cao Cao with a smile: "In my time, there was a country that was very crazy. Later, we first fed this country a little boy. This country was still stubborn, so we fed it another one. Fat man, this country will soon become as honest as a dog."
Zhu Gaojie nodded: "I can testify to this."
Boss Cao looked confused. He felt that he, Lao Feng and Zhu Gaojie were not on the same topic.
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Back at Prince Qi's Mansion, the green plants in front of the courtyard were evergreen, and it was full of life even in winter. Boxes after boxes of gifts were carried in trucks, and the flow of passengers was surging. It was a joyous scene.
The news that Prince Qi's Mansion is expecting a baby boy and girl has now spread in the capital, and officials from the DPRK and the Central Government have sent congratulatory gifts to the Prince's Mansion. Before long, this matter will spread to all provinces of the Ming Dynasty, and congratulatory gifts from officials in each province will also be sent to the palace.
This is the way to be an official. I don’t have to accept it, but you have to give it away.
The superior person may not remember the list of gifts, but he must remember who did not give him a gift. There may be no benefit after giving him a gift, but if you don't give a gift, I will mess with you.
He may not necessarily mess with you right away, but he will keep your name in his mind. One day when he sees your name appear on the list, he will directly suppress you and let you sit in your original position until you die.
This is a rule in the officialdom. Unless you have nothing to do with me for the rest of your life, otherwise as long as I am the one in power, I will keep wearing small shoes for you so that you will never be able to stand up again.
This is the current situation of Prince Qi's Mansion. The only family in the court is like a prosperous towering tree. Even if Zhu Gaojie doesn't care about those small things, the people below will do it for him. This is not a matter of whether Zhu Gaojie holds grudges. At his level, a political system has formed a complete structure and revolves around him.
Xiao Li, the chief minister of Prince Qi's Mansion, greeted the guests in front of the door with a smile: "Hey, isn't this Mr. Xu, the official? Please come in quickly and have a cup of hot tea to warm yourself up."
"Master Song, you have been promoted to two levels this year. It can be said that your official career is at a rapid pace. Congratulations. Come on, please come in."
"This is... ah, it turns out that you are the Minister of Justice Yuan of the Ministry of Justice. I have admired your name for a long time. The prince always mentions you and says that you are Bao Qingtian of my Ming Dynasty. You are selfless, resolute and honest. You will definitely have the opportunity to improve... Hey Hey, Mr. Yuan, how can I accept this? I’m so embarrassed..."
"Master Lu, please come in. The banquet in the inner courtyard is waiting for you. Have a good meal and drink today. If you need anything, let us know. I guarantee your satisfaction!"
Zhu Gaojie walked around the pavilion, and there was a bustling crowd of people coming to send congratulatory gifts. Most of them were high-ranking officials, some were important officials in the capital, some were military generals, and all of them were of distinguished status.
These people coming to give gifts are undoubtedly expressing their position and are willing to get closer to Prince Qi's Mansion and support each other.
They surrounded Zhu Gaojie to consolidate the power of Prince Qi's Palace and ensure that the Palace's orders could be issued to every corner of the capital and even the world.
In the final analysis, underneath this seemingly lively scene is a cold rights transaction.
Suddenly seeing a familiar figure, Zhu Gaojiu smiled and said: "Old Minister Xia, don't you never like to join in the fun? Why are you here today?"
Xia Yuanji was wearing a white linen gown, with a straight waist. He put one hand behind his waist and held a red envelope in the other. When he saw Queen Qi raising her beard, he said, "Didn't I give you a gift from Prince Qi? Look at it. Many people are preparing generous gifts, but I would look out of place if I didn't give them."
Zhu Gaojie was delighted: "I, Prince Qi, am probably the first to be able to give gifts to you, Mr. Xia, and I am extremely honored. Can you let me see what gift you gave me?"
Xia Yuanji threw the red envelope over and said boldly, "Take it!"
Zhu Gaojie took the red envelope and opened it. There were two greasy copper plates lying inside. He was silent for a while and said, "Well, it must be your usual style, Mr. Xia."
As a gift to Prince Qi’s Mansion, you give me two copper coins?
This was Xia Yuanji. If it had been anyone else, Zhu Gaojie would have killed him!
Do you really not know how King Lee Bang Won of Joseon died?
Just because the King of Joseon gave him two large jars of kimchi as a gift, Zhu Gaojie slaughtered the whole family of the King of Joseon. The entire North Korean royal family was sent to the West.
"What's wrong with the two copper coins? Two copper coins are not money?"
Xia Yuanji felt a little pained, "If you think it's too little, just give it back to me. I won't be too little."
"Yes, I have to keep these two copper plates for the rest of my life." Zhu Gaojie said cheerfully, "I can boast about it for a year if I can accept a gift from you, Mr. Xia Shangshu."
"Don't mention it, your Prince Qi's family has a great business, but I, Xia Yuanji, am so shabby. Please pay me back as soon as possible."
Xia Laochao, Xia Laochao, only got the wrong name, not the wrong nickname.
The disciple shouted: "Xia Shangshu of the Ministry of Finance gave me two congratulatory gifts!"
Not long after, he shouted again: "Xia Shangshu of the Ministry of Finance has taken back the two cents of congratulatory gifts!"
(End of chapter)
