Euphemia, who received a strict education, did not know what a small umbrella was at first.
She just asked online, what should you pay attention to when going on a first date with the person you like?
As a result, enthusiastic netizens quickly gave the answer.
The most worrying thing when going on a date is accidental human life, so you need to use a small umbrella for protection.
Based on the brand of small umbrella provided by enthusiastic netizens, she battled wits with the bodyguard for an hour and finally bought one.
I vaguely remember.
The convenience store clerk looked at her expression with stunned eyes.
She felt weird. When she came back and checked it carefully, she realized that it was a condom.
So that...
She almost dug a hole and buried herself.
Because the convenience store is nearby and the whole British Empire knows she is a princess.
The princess went out to buy a small umbrella in person? ? ?
my God!
If I had known this would happen, I should have put on a disguise.
wrong……
What are you looking forward to? !
She nervously dropped the small square bag into her hands and took a deep breath slowly: "First...take it with you? It would be bad if you really need it..."
Think about it.
She stuffed the things into her pockets and then turned around and went out.
Then.
When meeting my mother.
After she specially observed her mother and found that she didn't know anything about the little umbrella, she got into the car with her bodyguard and headed towards Kensington Palace with peace of mind.
Wait for people to leave.
The Queen sat in front of the balcony, watching the car drive away, and asked coldly: "Are you sure she bought the largest umbrella?"
"Yes." The maid looked embarrassed.
The queen's face suddenly darkened.
The maid was shocked!
The next second.
boom! ! !
She was so frightened that her legs weakened and she knelt down directly. She said in a trembling voice, "Queen, it was my fault. How about... I send someone to get the things back?"
Those who didn't know thought it was an important secret.
The actual cause was a small tenpence umbrella.
"snort!"
"You trash!"
The queen slapped her thigh angrily and said angrily. "Why not poke a hole secretly?"
? ? ?
When the maid heard this, she was immediately stunned.
I thought the queen was angry because the princess of a country actually went to a convenience store to buy a small umbrella, but it turns out that she blamed them for not doing anything? ? ?
My God Day Jesus!
The Queen looked complicated: "Butcher... what a wonderful gene..."
Maid: "..."
…
Half an hour later.
Ye Xuan got into Euphemia's royal car and left slowly.
Yin Susu was still sleeping in, and Ye Xuan couldn't scream.
Lina is still in a state that cannot be closed due to her 'serious injury', so she is also sleeping soundly.
so.
There are only two people on a date.
But it was very dull inside the car, and Euphemia seemed a little anxious and restless.
Seeing this, Ye Xuan took the initiative to break the silence: "Have you thought about where to go?"
"I don't know what you like."
Euphemia, who had recovered from her nervousness, had a red face.
Ye Xuan smiled slightly: "Then let's go to Chinatown?"
"Listen to you!"
The car stopped quickly.
Wearing masks, the two got out of the car and walked into Chinatown.
The street was very lively, and the sound of gongs and drums of dragon and lion dances spread throughout the street.
After the Lin family disappeared, the fireworks on this street became even more intense.
Ye Xuan and the two wandered around the food stalls.
Euphemia was like a curious baby, looking around and asking questions.
She pointed to the hot boiler on the stall with shining eyes and asked: "What is that round and red thing?"
"Spicy rabbit head."
"The rabbit is so cute, how can you eat the rabbit?"
Ye Xuan raised his eyebrows: "How about eating the duck neck next to it?"
"Zhushu is so cute, how can he eat Shushu?"
Ye Xuan's head was full of black lines: "Then eat pig intestines?"
"What are pig intestines?"
Euphemia asked blankly.
“A place where pork chops poop.”
"Pigs are so cute, how can they... vomit..."
…
Ye Xuan swears! ! !
From now on, I will never go out to eat with a Catholic woman on Friday, because this day is like having a great aunt come, and I can only watch, but not eat.
Grass!
Stupid stuff!
It’s actually forbidden to eat hot-blooded animals on Friday? ? ?
In desperation.
He was about to take Euphemia to a nearby seafood restaurant to eat cold-blooded animals, but there was a loud noise not far away.
Ye Xuan frowned and followed the sound.
But see.
The lion dancer fell aside, and the scene was extremely chaotic. Several lion dancers started fighting with a group of people from Great Britain.
but.
Even if the lion dancer has some skills, he is still beaten hard by the opponent and lies on the ground in a very embarrassed state.
Some people couldn't stand it anymore and rushed to help angrily, only to be kicked away one by one.
When no one dares to step forward anymore.
The blond and blue-eyed young man in the lead sneered: "A bunch of trash!"
The faces of all the Chinese people in the audience were ugly.
A woman was really angry and pointed at the young man and yelled: "This is Chinatown. If you want to cause trouble, you are not welcome here!"
"We're not welcome?"
The young man suddenly laughed and kicked an injured lion dancer away.
"I am the son of the Prime Minister of the British Empire - Watson!"
"I want to see who dares not to welcome me???"
The whole audience fell silent for a moment.
The people who were originally filled with righteous indignation fell silent.
Prime Minister...
That is the British Empire, a place where one person is inferior to ten thousand people. Who dares to mess with it?
Who dares to provoke his son?
When Watson saw this, a cold smile appeared on his face.
"Sure enough, the Chinese people are all a bunch of trash!"
"As soon as you hear my identity, you don't dare to fart?"
"Do you think you can stand up if a butcher appears?"
"Just a bunch of clowns!!!"
Watson walked step by step towards the lion dance that was lying on the ground.
last night.
He heard that the butcher appeared in the Golden Palace, and became even more famous!
Not only did he save the old woman's life, but he also ruined his father's big business.
Now I heard that Euphemia will invite the butcher out for dinner today.
And the queen also issued a death order. Anyone who dares to disturb the date between the two will be punished with treason! ! !
angry!
jealous!
hatred!
Unrecognizable!
He always felt that he was the only prince charming to marry Euphemia.
Then.
When the Queen dies and the Princess takes over, not only will he become the Queen's husband, but his father's position as Prime Minister will also be unbreakable and unrivaled! ! !
but!
Now the Queen's attitude is unbearable for him!
Damn it!
Damn old woman! Damn butcher! Damn the Chinese!
"You are the only ones who want to show off your national power and establish the soul of China on the land of Great Britain?"
"A bunch of idiots!!!"
Watson had a ferocious face and was about to raise his leg to crush the lion dance.
But that leg was hugged by a lion dancer.
With bleeding from his mouth and nose, he begged: "Please... don't touch our lion!"
"roll!!!"
Watson kicked the person hard and flew him away.
Immediately afterwards.
He decisively raised his foot and was about to drop it.
The look of the whole place changed drastically.
Lion dance!
Great army!
That is the will of China! ! !
Some people couldn't bear to look at it and closed their eyes.
next moment.
A plain voice exploded like thunder: "If you dare to step on it, I will kill you."
Everyone was shocked when they heard it!
Damn it?
At this juncture, who would dare to say such words to the prime minister's young master?
Don't want to die?
Do you want to harm the entire Chinatown? ? ?
They hurriedly turned around to see who was making the arrogant words, but saw a man and a woman wearing masks coming in.
Because the woman was wearing a sun hat and sunglasses, no one could see her face clearly.
But the man could be recognized at a glance. He was definitely a Chinese.
sky!
Is anyone really desperate?
Watson looked at the approaching man and woman and asked with cold eyes: "Did you just say that?"
"That's right."
Ye Xuan stopped.
Watson burst out laughing: "Hahaha... Who do you think you are? How dare you say you want to kill me? Believe it or not, I will make you disappear from the British Empire forever???"
The people around him believed this.
That's the Prime Minister's son.
It does have this strength.
His bodyguards have already been watching with eager eyes, filled with murderous intent!
Sudden!
"I do not believe!"
Euphemia took off her sunglasses and mask, revealing her true appearance to the stunned eyes of countless people. "Watson, it was wrong for you to cause trouble in Chinatown for no reason. Now in the name of the Princess of Great Britain, I ask you to stop and apologize to Chinatown."
Wow! ! !
The whole audience was shocked, and everyone's eyes widened in disbelief.
Never imagined……
This woman is actually the little princess of Great Britain!
The most incredible thing is.
The little princess actually asked Watson to apologize to them?
Grass!
What happened? ? ?
Countless Chinese people were excited.
But Watson's expression darkened.
He came here to vent his anger by misbehaving, and he happened to encounter the source of his anger.
obviously……
Any Chinese man who dares to speak arrogantly to him is most likely a butcher! ! !
His eyes were red, and his emotions of jealousy and anger erupted like a volcano!
"stop?"
"Apologize?"
"You want me to apologize to a bunch of sick Chinese people?"
“Are they worthy???”
The roar shook the sky, and he instantly raised his thigh and landed hard on the lion dance's head.
"This kick."
"I will crush the pride of the sick men of China! Their backbones!"
"A bunch of despicable people, how dare you touch me???"
