Just when Chen Daji foolishly wanted to sign the document, Zhong Kui suddenly pressed the "paper" and stared at the fool... staring into Chen's eyes and mouth.
"Major General, I would like to remind you one last thing: Purgatory is the most dangerous place in the three realms. Do you really want to go?!"
“Please think twice before you act!!”
Mr. Chen is simply wicked and not very smart, but he can understand his good intentions after repeated reminders.
After hearing this, he thought about it for a moment and showed hesitation.
"Is it really that dangerous? More dangerous than the immortals who beat up little devils?"
Zhong Kui nodded deeply: "There are many dangers!"
"Anyone who falls into the endless hell is a treacherous, evil and vicious person."
"Those false gods mentioned by the Major General are now in the Eternal Hell after being killed by you, but compared with other existences... they are like clouds and mud, not worth mentioning!"
"F*ck!!" After hearing what Zhong Kui said, Chen finally understood the seriousness of the matter and slowly retracted his dirty hands that were about to sign.
Seeing this, the Blessing Lord of the House secretly let out a long sigh of relief.
To be fair, he didn't want Chen Daji to take risks in the Infinite Purgatory.
After getting along with him for so many years, Zhong Kui still likes this wicked young man who has light in his heart.
Just when Zhong Kui was about to put away the "paper evidence", someone Chen suddenly held it down.
"Uncle Zhong, what do you want to do? Regret? Do you still want to sit back after pulling out the daddy?!"
"What?!" Zhong Kui was stunned for a moment, not understanding what Chen meant.
Chen Daji chuckled: "Since it's so dangerous, then we won't let others go, we will go ourselves... We will go in with Xin Da's head."
"Uncle Zhong, please help us look after little Jiji and the young skinheads for a few days...and the bald brother."
"You remember to cook porridge and feed them milk on time every day, but don't forget it."
"Especially the bald brother. He has been weaned and only eats vegetarian porridge. No minced meat or anything like that."
After explaining his "last words"... and explaining the precautions, Zhong Kui took advantage of Zhong Kui's daze to quickly sign his name.
"That big head, why don't you come over here and sign it... Where's your big head?!"
At this time, Akuma was foaming at the mouth and fainted to the ground under the successive blows.
But even so, Chen had no intention of letting him go.
Just like the ancient way of beating into a move, he took the hand of the unconscious Akuma, soaked it with the blood from his own buttocks, and put his fingerprints on the "paper".
"Hey hey done it!"
"Uncle Zhong, when are we going to leave? We can't wait!"
Looking at Mr. Chen whose eyes were full of "clear stupidity", Zhong Kui couldn't bear it again.
Just when he was about to tear up the papers despite being punished by Emperor Fengdu, the voice of Emperor Fengdu suddenly sounded in his ears again.
The voice was concise and concise, saying the following two sentences.
"The edge of a sword comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold."
"Evil people will be punished by evil people!"
Zhong Kui then hesitantly put the receipt away and stared at Chen, the "evil among evildoers" with some reluctance.
"Major General, it's not too late for you to regret it now!"
“I’ll just pretend nothing happened!!”
As a famous fool in the world of Yin and Yang, Chen looked at Zhong Kui's attitude of "wanting to welcome but rejecting", and not only overthought, but also thought wrongly.
First, he took a few steps back and hid behind Xiao Wuxin, and then he spoke coquettishly.
"Uncle Zhong, what do you mean, you don't want us to go to hell?!"
"What the hell, you're hiding your mistress inside, are you afraid that your wife will know about it?!"
"Hey, don't worry, we won't tell anyone if we see it, we'll keep our mouths shut!!"
The Holy Lord of the Blessing Town House, who was originally worried about the disaster, felt disgusted when he heard this: His good intentions were really regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs by him!
Forget it, let this wicked boy do whatever he wants!
Anyway, good people don’t live long, but evil people live for thousands of years! !
And are you tight-lipped? Are you kidding!
As long as anything is heard by the disaster, it is almost like broadcasting through a loudspeaker - everyone will know it immediately!
So Zhong Kui took Chen with a gloomy look on his face and walked towards the Infernal Purgatory on the Yin and Yang Road.
"Bald Brother, Little Jiji, and Little Bottle, why do you have to follow us?"
"Didn't you hear Uncle Zhong say it's too evil over there?!"
"Be obedient and take the young skinheads back quickly. We will pick you up when Big Head Xin and I come back!"
Despite the serious talk of disaster, the rest of the diplomatic group remained unmoved.
Especially the kind-hearted little monk Wuxin.
Being persuaded anxiously, he clasped his hands and chanted the Buddha's name: "Namo Amitabha, if the little monk doesn't go to hell, who will go to hell..."
Only the ghost Xin Lianshan was silent and shed tears. He took the initiative to apply, but was rejected ruthlessly by the disaster.
"Xin Big Head, do you still want to work as a guard at our boss's house?!"
Looking at the people having fun, Zhong Kui couldn't help but sigh to himself: It's good to be young, and it's good to be in love.
Thinking in his mind, after a moment's hesitation, the Blessing Lord of the House finally spoke.
"Alas, it's time to tell Buddha Wuxin something."
The little guy was the most polite. When he heard the words, he immediately put his hands together as if he was listening carefully.
"Buddha Wuxin, your master and fellow disciples are now in the Infinite Hell, that's why you couldn't find them last time."
"It's not that they did anything treacherous or evil, it's that they fell into it on their own initiative after their souls returned to the underworld."
"I'm just saying... I'm just saying that Wuxin Buddha has sinned a lot in his life. They are willing to go to the endless hell to save those extremely evil people, accumulate merits for you and appease your sins..."
When Xiao Wuxin heard this, his face immediately turned pale and his body swayed. If Chen hadn't hugged him, he would have even fallen to the ground.
He bit his lip and trembled for a long time, unable to make any sound.
It wasn't until Chen Daji was worried that he would lose his breath and slapped him hard for a while that Wuxin burst into tears.
"N-Namo Amitabha...the disciple is unfilial and has actually brought the master and senior brothers to such an extent!!"
"Namo Amitabha!!"
After saying that, he stopped talking and just stared in the direction of the Infernal Hell with two lines of blood and tears.
This scene made Chen Daji extremely distressed, and he quickly hugged Wu Xin tightly in his arms.
"Fuck, shit, is there such a thing?!"
"Why didn't you tell me earlier? We should have gone to hell...go down and rescue all the relatives of the bald brother!!"
"Oh Mom, are they going to suffer a lot during this time? It's so miserable..."
