On the other side: Early in the morning, the "Diplomatic Team" appeared on the street.
Apart from them, the ones who come and go are dead ghosts... natives of the underworld, or those souls who cannot be reincarnated for special reasons.
At this point, I would like to share some useless feudal superstition knowledge with you old friends:
The underworld is also divided into day and night, but the day is not as bright as the sun, and is more like a dark and rainy day.
Gray is always the dominant color in the underworld.
In the underworld at night, there is no moonlight and there are no stars in the sky. It is completely pure black.
In the underworld, there are no sun, moon, stars, thunder, rain, wind or snow, so the weather does not change drastically.
The underworld is like the tropical zone in the underworld, that is, there are only two seasons, the warm season and the cold season.
The temperatures in the warm and cold seasons are similar to spring and autumn in the sun.
Of course, the above refers to places like the underworld, except for extreme places like the Eighteenth Level of Hell.
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As the "Diplomatic Team" walked, they continued to smoke the three sticks of incense in their hands.
This is the breakfast in the underworld, equivalent to the pancakes and fruits that ordinary people eat in the morning.
The word incense comes from this.
People often say that a certain family has lost its incense and is sorry for its ancestors. In fact, it has two meanings:
One has no successor;
One is that from now on, the ancestors who cannot be reincarnated in the underworld will have no offerings and can only spend money to buy other people's incense to continue their lives, just like Chen and his party at this time.
"Major, Major General, are we really going to sue the entire underworld and all the Lords of Hell?"
"When people sue an official or a subordinate sues a superior, they will be punished first..."
Chen Daji fiercely inhaled the last bit of incense before he answered.
"Sue! Why don't you sue!"
"Don't you just have to get beaten first? It's not like we haven't been beaten before, so we're afraid of wool!"
"Anyway, if we don't take Brother Liang back, we won't have the shame to go back, and we will end up with them!!"
Seeing that he was determined to cause trouble, the powerful ghost Xin Lianshan did not dare to talk too much.
After a moment of hesitation, he tried to ask: "Major, Major General, you also know that I have a public official position, so I am a member of the underworld."
"Since you are suing the entire underworld, should I avoid it and not go with you, okay?"
Even if Chen was a bit stupid, he still knew that Akuma was simply afraid that he would be punished if he went.
So he looked at him contemptuously and said casually.
"A few days ago, Xiao Yu told us that she wanted to find a job, and we were thinking that my mother-in-law's family just needed a gatekeeper..."
How could Akuma not understand such a naked threat?
He immediately put away his cowering expression and replaced it with a look of bitterness and hatred.
He even took the initiative to take the paper with only one pinyin, ran to the injustice drum and beat it hard.
"Oh, it's unfair! Is there anyone else who cares? I lost my iron rice bowl... No, my relatives asked you to destroy the underworld!!"
Hearing the sound of drums, four ferocious ghosts immediately ran out. Just as they were about to ask questions, they suddenly discovered that it was the powerful ghost Xin Lianshan.
Today's ghost is one of the top ten evil commanders in the underworld, so ghosts will not be easily offended.
Seeing this, I quickly grabbed the drumstick from his hand and pulled Akuma aside.
"Xin Shuai, stop making trouble! Are you drinking too much?"
"Are you just beating the drum of grievances randomly? If you drink too much, go back to bed!"
Of course Xin Lianshan wanted to go home and sleep, but he couldn't help himself.
So he winked hard behind him and signaled to the four ghost servants.
The ghost officers looked up and saw Mr. Chen with a white cloth wrapped around his head and injustice written in pinyin on the white cloth.
Of course, young skinheads and little fascists also have this look, even little Wuxin is not spared.
"Major General?!"
The four ghost officers were startled when they saw Mr. Chen, and then ran towards the government office without waiting for the disaster to say "Oh my God".
Maybe he was too scared, so he dropped all the weapons he was holding and threw them into the air.
"Something bad is happening, a disaster...the Major General is here to knock on your door!!"
Seeing the panic of the ghost guards, Chen felt a rare embarrassment.
While scratching his big head, he murmured to himself: "Why are you running? It's a ghost in broad daylight... It's really a ghost. There are ghosts everywhere..."
Just as Chen was talking to himself, the four ghosts who had just run away came back dejectedly, followed by a ghost dressed like a swordsman and penman.
When the swordsman saw Chen, he immediately smiled brightly and held his hands in his arms.
"I didn't know that my lord, the inspector, came here with great dignity, and I missed the opportunity to atone for my sins."
The purpose of calling him Inspector instead of Major General is to remind Mr. Chen: You are also a high-ranking official in the underworld and one of our own, so you can't act like you did in the past.
However, if you can hear the implication between the words, then you can still call him a famous fool in the world of Yin and Yang.
Chen was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he was talking to him.
Without answering, he took off his pants, exposed his big white butt, and lay down on the ground.
The scourge is like this, even the little fascists and young skinheads are embarrassed to take off their pants.
Then a row of white buttocks appeared in front of the ghosts.
Only Xiao Wuxin was shy and hesitated several times but still didn't dare to do it...
"Come on, hurry up! Master Ji, I'm ready!"
When Mr. Chen said this, the misunderstanding of the swordsman and pen official deepened: they thought that the evil was caused by some shameful habit.
It never occurred to him that he was waiting for a spanking from a "citizen's accuser".
"Major General, please respect yourself..." the swordsman said, covering his eyes with his wide sleeves and retreating.
"Xiaguan, Xiaguan is not as good as Longyang (Note 1)..."
Chen obviously didn't understand what "Long Yang's good" meant, and he immediately became angry when he saw the other party complaining.
"Are you coming or not?"
"If you keep nagging me, I'll beat you up!!"
Seeing that the misfortune was real, the swordsman and pen official immediately threw down the pen and paper in his hand with an ooh, turned around and ran towards the inside.
They are exactly the same as the four ghosts just now.
"It's a serious matter. Major General, he's here to prostitute us...he's here to bully us!!"
When Chen saw this, he looked confused again: "Big, big head, what did that kid mean just now?"
"What do you mean we're here to prostitute them?!"
As a person who has experienced it, Akuma understands much more than the harm.
With a black line on his face, he reminded kindly: "Major, Major General, you don't need to take off your pants to play. You'd better grab it and sneak in... The whole street is looking at us..."
"Let's... let's go in first and talk."
After saying that, Akuma covered his face and ran into the government office.
This was the first time that he felt that being with a scourge was really shameful... shameful...
Note 1, Longyang is good:
In ancient times, it refers to good masculinity. The allusion comes from a record of the King of Wei and Lord Longyang in "Warring States Policy·Wei Ce".
Later it was widely used to refer to same-sex relationships between men.
