"What?! Want all the evil spirits in the eighteenth level of hell?!"
"Major General, you don't have a fever, are you talking nonsense?!!"
After hearing Huisui's excessive demands, Tauren and Horsemen almost pushed him to the ground and kicked him violently on the spot. Fortunately, he had good self-control and could barely hold back.
In fact, it was mainly because I saw the harmless little Wuxin next to Mr. Chen that I resolutely resisted and did not take action...
Mr. Chen was asking for a high price and was waiting to pay back the money when he landed in the underworld, so he had already expected the other party's anxious attitude.
This is also a method summed up after causing harm and blackmailing the underworld countless times.
It's like going to your bad friend to borrow money. If he asks how much, just open your mouth and borrow five million.
After being scolded by the other party, if you "reluctantly" change your mind and borrow fifty yuan, there will probably be no problem.
Otherwise, if you borrow 50 yuan as soon as you get it, they will probably give you a 50% discount...
Things turned out to be pretty much what the disaster had imagined:
After blowing his beard and staring, puffing out smoke, the bull-headed horse-faced man then looked at Mr. Chen's expression of being a pig that was not afraid of boiling water, and he helplessly opened his mouth to explain.
"Major General, you also know that anyone who goes to the eighteenth level of hell is a heinous person."
"Not to mention giving all of these people to you, it's hard to do even just one!"
"Your request is really too much, it's tantamount to directly declaring war on the underworld!"
"Don't make trouble, let's discuss other things..."
After hearing this, Mr. Chen showed a smile of success on his face:
Did you hear that? What Niutou said was 'it's hard to do even one', not that it can't be done.
Isn’t this done? !
Just when Huoshan was about to reveal his true purpose, Cui Jue and Cui Fujun heard a bitter smile from the distance.
"Hey Niu Shuai, you have been fooled by the Major General!"
"His true purpose is to obtain a soul from the eighteenth level of hell."
When the bull-headed horse-face heard this, his face was filled with disbelief.
The main thing I can't believe is that I actually let this famous fool deceive me!
Doesn't this mean that I am stupider than him?
If this spreads out, how can I have the dignity to go out to meet people in the future... Damn it...
What a shame! !
On the other side, Chen was not surprised that Cui Jue and Cui Fujun knew his true purpose.
After all, he is used to being able to predict and calculate things by himself at home.
He immediately greeted him with a playful smile, and Huazi followed the old rules and led the way.
"Hey, Uncle Cui, are you here? Uncle Zhong, are you here too?!"
"Why did you all come out to greet us? It makes me feel embarrassed...Oh mom, can't we just chat with you?"
"Uncle Zhong, why are you kicking us all of a sudden!!"
How could Zhong Kui have a good temper? If it weren't for the sake of Wu Xin and Tianshi's lineage, let alone kicking him, he would have called on all the high-ranking officials in the underworld to kick him out.
So when he heard this, he just glared over fiercely, his big copper bell-like eyes full of anger.
Coupled with the look of someone who might eat someone at any time, the disaster was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak again.
In the end, it was Cui Jue and Cui Fujun who spoke up to resolve Chen's embarrassment.
"Okay, okay, we have been brothers for thousands of years. We know each other well, so there is no need to act."
"Besides, there are no outsiders here, so who can we show it to..."
Zhong Kui, who was originally glaring with anger, immediately laughed out loud after hearing Cui Jue's words.
"Hahaha, if you don't beat the young general and scare him, I'm worried that he will really want all the evil spirits in hell next time."
"But having said that, beating a major general can really improve one's moral character. Don't you colleagues want to go one step further?!"
As soon as Zhong Kui's words came out, Chen realized something was wrong.
Just as he was about to run away, he was tripped to the ground by Ye Youshen's clumsy little short leg, and was knocked down heavily.
Then came the inhumane circle kicks, and the screams of disaster resounded throughout the world.
The trouble is that the body is hunched over to protect the vital parts, especially the big face that one thinks is handsome.
"Oh mom, it still hurts, big head, big head, hurry up and take over!!"
Chen's response was the scream of a ghost: "Hey, oh, young general, I've beaten more money than I've beaten you, and I can't crawl out... oh, who kicked my big waist?" It’s so wicked!”
"Just wait for me!!"
Xiao Wuxin has always been kind. He felt sad when he saw the two scourges in the Yin and Yang world being kicked out by the high-level circles of the underworld, so he decided to do something to help them.
So... he led all the young skinheads to sit cross-legged on the ground, recited the "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva Sutra of Samsara" and began to save... to save the two major scourges.
I hope they can reach the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, after all, there are no ghosts to beat people there...
Liao Ping, the physical Taoist priest on the other side, saw that everyone was busy... everyone had something to do, so he couldn't be idle either.
If I have nothing to do, if Mr. Chen settles his accounts and says that he didn't help him, he will be in trouble!
After thinking for a moment, he quickly sat cross-legged on the ground, took out the tape recorder and rewinded it frantically.
(In those days, tapes were all used, not the storage form we have now.)
After finally finding the sutra "Taiyi Rescues the Suffering and Disaster", I immediately turned up the volume and played it.
At the same time, I cooperated and kept silent... mainly because I couldn't chant sutras.
In short, the main point is that I also help you to save you, but I don’t dare to sit around and watch the fun...
This joint Buddhist and Taoist ritual did not help the two major scourges, but it helped many other ghosts near the ghost gate pass.
Among them, the dead souls with shallow sins, or ordinary souls, were immediately reincarnated after salvation.
Not just ordinary ghosts, but also the high-ranking officials of the underworld who beat up the two major scourges, and the Yin soldiers responsible for vigilance have benefited a lot.
After all, Wu Xin is the real Buddha in this world, and the sutras recited by the real Buddha himself can be imagined to have a universal salvation effect.
As for the commercial version played by Liao Ping...it's better than nothing.
Anyway, this guy has once again embarrassed the Heavenly Master...
After the brutal beating, the high-ranking officials of the underworld who had benefited a lot were satisfied and led the two scourges to the hell of wasted death.
"Major General, the person you want is here. Let's meet him first and then talk."
He is stupid and doesn't understand the meaning of dying in vain, but Xin Lianshan, a veteran in the workplace, understands.
While grunting and wiping the "blood stains" from the corner of his mouth, he secretly wondered.
"Death in hell in vain?"
"That guy Zhang Liang...Even if Deputy Leader Zhang is misjudged, he won't go to the hell of a wasted death, right?"
"According to what he did during his lifetime, he should be sent to my...the same punishment hell that I used to be."
Although he had doubts in his heart, after all, he had just been beaten, so Akuma didn't dare to say anything.
Anyway, the Hell of Punishment is already right in front of you, let’s wait until we see it before talking about it...
