Mr. Chen was carrying the furry weapon with a look of astonishment on his face.
"Fuck, fuck, Master Ba, you are so fierce. You can turn your long and short legs into a bullshit mattress in one fell swoop?"
"This thing is so damn flat, I don't even need to press it... I wonder if I can still save it. If I can't save it, wouldn't the little cocoon just make a lot of poop for nothing... "
The two great warriors of Kuteng Tribe, one has always dared to speak and the other dared to do.
Upon hearing this, Wicked Cocoon immediately ran over with a cry of innocence, took the "dog-skin mattress" from Huishan... and looked at it carefully.
"Oh Mom, he's so flat that it's probably hard to save him... If he wants to be saved, do we have to let him grow up first?"
After Wude Yu finished speaking, he started blowing air towards his sharp mouth in front of everyone's surprised eyes, just like when we were kids and blew up balloons.
It's a pity that after blowing for a while, it didn't work...because the guy was smashed too much, so air leaked everywhere.
Upon seeing this, Wicked Cocoon returned the "dog skin mattress" to the disaster with a look of disgust on his face.
"Oh, mom is already in a sieve, she can't be saved!"
"It seems that we just pooped a lot in vain... Now we are all hungry..."
Although Harm is evil, he always cares about his little brother.
After hearing this, he immediately took out a lot of food from the Dora A box and piled it in front of Wicked Cocoon, and also took out a battery speaker.
Just when he was about to shout to Mr. Chang Ba who was still posing in the air, he accidentally touched the recording and playback function of the speaker.
So what everyone heard was: collecting rags, collecting all kinds of rags, collecting aluminum alloy basins of used household appliances...
Everyone: "..."
Disaster: "Fuck..."
However, this sudden shout also "awakened" Chang Baye in the air.
He immediately shrunk in size and landed, quickly crawling to Ba Ming'er's side and asking with concern on his face.
"S-Sister, are you okay?"
"Xiaoba, I just avenged you..."
At this time, the little flying snake looked at the little long insect with eyes full of admiration.
And he said without answering the question: "Ba, Ba Ye, you looked so handsome just now!"
"Huh?!" The sudden compliment made the honest and humble Changchong feel confused for a moment.
He never thought that he would be related to "handsome" in this life, just like the little bastard, he had nothing to do with the word...
Just when Mr. Chang Ba was "submissive" and didn't know how to speak, the equally ugly Mr. Chen spoke.
"Ba Ye Ba Ye, you were so domineering just now!"
Of course Chang Baye accepted all the compliments from his good friends.
The honest and arrogant big insect rarely gave a shit, and he nodded repeatedly with a proud face: "That's a must!"
"You little brat, you know now that Master Ba and I don't whip you hard enough, right?"
"Are you scared this time? Don't worry about our seven inches when you have nothing to do in the future. Remember?"
"Otherwise, Mr. Ba, I will whip you into 'bone-strengthening powder' with just one click of my tail!"
Chen obviously didn’t understand the deeper meaning of Chang Baye’s words: “What? Why is it bone-strengthening powder? Shouldn’t it be a human skin mattress?!”
It was rare that this time, the wicked cocoon's IQ was on the line, and he grinned when he saw this and explained on his behalf.
"Little monster, little monster, you are now a big tortoise... a dragon turtle."
"Master Ba will crush your turtle shell with his tail, and it will turn into bone-strengthening powder!"
Mr. Chen: "Fuck... Master Ba, stop making trouble, I ask you: You are so fierce, why did you pretend to be cowardly with Long and Short Legs just now?"
"Please don't hit you seven inches...can't we just slap him?!"
Seeing Mr. Chen's silly look, Da Changchong had a look of disgust on his face.
"You little bastard, you know the 'six'! You know how to show weakness to the enemy and make him careless?!"
"If we are going to start a fight right away, with long and short legs...can you still challenge me in a duel? Isn't the big sister's head in danger?!"
"Do you think everyone is like you? Just trying to deal with that tiger is so brainless!!"
After reprimanding Mr. Chen, Da Changchong looked at Hua Jiunan and Chang Huaiyuan with a flattering expression.
"Little sir, big brother, Xiaoba, am I right?"
The two peerless gentlemen had long known Chang Ba's intentions, so they naturally smiled and nodded with joy on their faces.
It's like an old father finally sees his youngest son's future...
Outside the book: I didn’t expect the acclimatization to be so serious. I kept having stomach upsets until my water and electrolytes were imbalanced, which led to gout attacks.
Regular medical treatment has no good solution for acclimatization. Do you old friends have any folk remedies to offer? Thank you!
