The deaf mother-in-law smiled even more happily when she saw Chen's scared look.
"Don't worry, grandma will help you cover it up."
"I told your teacher that grandma was a little sick and asked you to come back."
When she said these words, the deaf mother-in-law's eyes were full of pampering for the younger generation.
Chen Daji was relieved after hearing this, but obviously he didn't agree with the deaf mother-in-law's reasons.
"Grandma, you can't say you're sick next time, it's not good!"
"Just say, just say...just say that my father is dead!"
As soon as Mr. Chen said these rebellious words, Chen Fu's roar could be heard outside the small courtyard door.
Naturally, those who came in with Chen Fu were Hua Jiunan, Zhang Chao, and Liao Ping, a Taoist physicist whom he hadn't seen for a long time.
Of course, the honest and humble Chang Ba Ye is also indispensable.
"Little bastard, can't you please remember me as your father?! How come, my living here affects your mood?!"
"Besides, this time you said that my father is dead, what reason will you use to ask for leave next time? You can't tell the teacher to dig me out and move my grave, right? Who has nothing to do to torment my father?!"
"You have no brains, and you don't even understand the principle of long-lasting water! You can't say that you are dead. At most, you can say that you are sick, so that you can use it repeatedly and avoid being expelled."
“I don’t understand the principle of long-lasting water, it’s nothing!!”
Chen Fu's words to educate his stupid son made everyone feel ashamed.
Several characters came to mind: Like father, like son...
No one would believe these two men if they said they were not their biological children. No one would believe them even if they put money on their foreheads! !
Chen Daji was not angry even after being lectured by his father, not to mention what he said made sense.
So while he smiled apologetically to show that he remembered it, he ran over and held Liao Ping's hand.
"Oh mom, Xiao Bottle, you are back!"
"Where have you been during this time? What have you been doing?"
"We thought you were dead!"
Physics Taoist Liao Ping was obviously used to Chen's special way of caring, so he was not angry at all.
He first kowtowed three times to the deaf mother-in-law respectfully, then stood up to greet her before answering Chen.
"Boss Chen, since I came back from Japan, I have been called back by my master."
"The master is worried that my incompetence will embarrass the ancestral family and hinder our small courtyard, so we have five senior ancestors to give us special training!"
"I came back as soon as I was released. Uncle Chen and Master Ba picked me up."
"What the hell, special training?!" Chen's head hurt when he heard that he was learning something.
"Have you been trained? Are you able to make yellow paper ignite with just a flick of your eye?!"
Liao Ping was a little embarrassed by the question. He scratched his head and replied: "No..."
Chen was stunned: "F*ck... Then what do you know? Don't tell us that you were trained in vain. If you didn't learn anything, how could they let you out?!"
Seeing Chen Daji's expectant eyes, Liao Ping felt even more embarrassed.
"Chen, Boss Chen, you are right, we just haven't learned anything... The reason why we can come out is because..."
"Four of the five great masters were hospitalized because of my anger. It seemed they had acute cerebral hemorrhage..."
Chen Daji: "Oh, I'm lying in a big trough!"
Everyone: "..."
Chen was obviously not giving up yet, so he continued to ask: "Isn't there one left among the four hospitalized?"
"Can they let you go?! Tell Master Ji the truth!"
Liao Ping said: "It's true, it's true that he didn't let me out to be embarrassed... he didn't let me go, it was the boss who secretly let me out."
Someone Chen: "Why?!"
Liao Ping's face turned red with embarrassment: "The boss is worried that I will be struck to death by lightning by the angry master... Actually, he is mainly worried that I will anger the only remaining master to death."
"If that's the case, wouldn't I just wipe out the Zhengyi sect on my own..."
After hearing this, everyone in the small courtyard fell to the ground.
Only Mr. Chen looked at the physics Taoist priest with tears in his eyes and felt like "we are our best friends, we regret meeting each other so late".
"I said Xiao Ping, from now on you can follow Mr. Ji and me to school."
"We feel... I feel that with you here, we will be scolded less by the teacher..."
At this time, Mr. Chen’s heart can be described by Mr. Guo Da’s words:
In fact, I'm not that good, I just rely on my peers to support me...